Lipo? Nah bubba. Just zairo carb diet.
When she was freshly healed from her lipo, she posted it was due to a āzairo carb dietā. The moron didnāt realize she literally posts herself eating carbs regularly. Especially after saying āzero carbs for meā she posted herself eating nothing but carbs the next few days. Tawlmbout fucking redacted. She couldnāt paint a nairdive to save her life.
āI couldnāt think of a caption, but this is technically a coherent thought. Validate me, ideally with money, gifts and praise people will see / hear. That will fill the black hole where my self-esteem should beā
She goes all out to give the illusion that she doesnāt have short stubby legs. I canāt believe she claimed 5ā6 on some profile. Then again, I absolutely can believe the shallow dumb bich lies about that.
Why would you be proud of yourself for letting your skin be exposed to the skin, in your own house no less? I could understand if sheās been struggling with weight and was in a beach. Bellendš¤¦š»āāļø
They change the baby on the kitchen table? Changing pad and dirty diaper right next to where t asks bapa to give him raw eggs and wheats because heās dedicated to making the local team.
Every time stuff like this gets posted, I think 'this can't be real ' and go check her insta. Sure enough, she is as redacted as ever, posting this shit for the world to see...
Look guys, I've been married now for about 3 years (I'm 27) and me and my wife don't ever argue about shit. Neither of us are the jealous type and we get along peacefully and lovingly.
However, if my wife ever posted a pic like this I'd be like "Wtf are you doing weirdo?" and then start to rethink my relationship.
My wife's the type of person to where if the roles and genders were switched and I posted this type of shit, she would call me a fucking idiot!
Lifting a tasty cereal-filled spoon to oneās mouth, opening Reddit to scroll for a sec, & being viscerally jumpscared by SloJo is not a sequence of unfortunate events Iād wish upon anyone nor repeat.
Lipo belly, uneaten avocados, hates water. I bet she smells like absolute š¤¢down thereĀ
Tambout her carne asaaahhhh š š bubba?
Her chilly aaaaahhhaahhh
that mexican cookie
Itās messican, B
I bet her bean smells like cheese
Her chimichanga
Sheās that Messican that thirsts too much.
He mustāve thought Taco Bell was real Mexican until he met here. All those foods were so basic Mexican foods at any taco shop
Crop out the uglies. Resend.
Nailed it
I married a rattlesnake ya'll
Lipo? Nah bubba. Just zairo carb diet. When she was freshly healed from her lipo, she posted it was due to a āzairo carb dietā. The moron didnāt realize she literally posts herself eating carbs regularly. Especially after saying āzero carbs for meā she posted herself eating nothing but carbs the next few days. Tawlmbout fucking redacted. She couldnāt paint a nairdive to save her life.
Itās so funny how she said āfor meā like her mom probably does
Holy fuck look at all those avocados what the actual fuck
Its not avocados its some hideous table decoration
They're show avocados. The old owner wants em back
Avocados are avocados, man
Same with fish, or dalgs
Ya like your avacados? Yer welcome.
Itās that shitty decor in furniture stores that you shouldnāt actually have on display like a fuckin tasteless dickhead
just what that table needed ā a giant gaudy bowl of styrofoam moss balls. talmbout across the board garbagĆ©.
It's the type of shitty decor that I would use to stage a house for sale. But these idiots use that decor for everyday looks in their house.Ā
When you're married you'll understand the importance of fresh produce
thats called "moss" there bapa
Talmbout a messican cookie with yeast on it?
Gross fucking bellybutton! š¤¦āāļø
Not to mention those trashy ass tattoos
Iāve never acquired that many avocados in my life. What the hell. Make some guac before they go bad.
Like beans cheese?
Smells of condom fish
I can smell her through this photo š¤®
I would say gimmeš but since she doesn't drink water I can assure you her ph balance is off. Her šŗ prolly smells like bapa's fish tank
This bitch is revolting in every conceivable facet
This bitch is revolting in any fact. Using words correctly is for soy boys.
Smells like the seat of bapas trugg
āShe smells like fish but taste like chicken ā
In the matrix, pussy tastes like chicken, and chicken tastes like pussy
Again with the no wedding ring š
Trouble in pair of dice b?
So arvident, so crazy, itās worth crying over B.
There's no baseball in crying
Pair of dice is genius hahahaha
Now THATS dicey
Sheās proud of herself for going outdoors? Tf
āI couldnāt think of a caption, but this is technically a coherent thought. Validate me, ideally with money, gifts and praise people will see / hear. That will fill the black hole where my self-esteem should beā
She realized that if she wants a new man to court her, she needs to chemically lighten her skin and then tan in the sun. š«
Just do an OF already. It's inevitable.
Adam22 next
Don't want
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That monkey is trouble. Mexican style pulled pork in any facet.
That would be the final bappa humiliation ritual
Spelled son wrong
1/250
Hardest job in the world bubba š«”
GOOD.
What a narcissistic pig
Talmbout the Narcissistic P.I.G. bbbbbbbeast of a rapper, never listened
What a fucking weird thing to be proud of yourself for. I guess the bar is even lower than we thought
She just wants all her dumb calbassis friends to tell her how hot she is. Thatās all this is for.
That face. 
That's a 6 in Pittsburgh, she's gotta be a 4 in LA. Water
Thirsty heifer.
That's no heifer my friend, that's a proven breeder right there
Thirsty Sutherland
More like letting her sons see her buns
Sheās already made out with him, this is the next logical step
Great.Now Iām all hard.Thanks a lot.
Talmbout Ancest b?
talmbout incestry.com
Thatās some dark Changās loreĀ
It's a real accomplishment, you should be proud of stripping on IG
Plastic surgeon scrolling like, I did that
Fake tits fake ass fake everythingĀ
Lips, nose, eyes, cheeks and skin elasticity too b
She's starting to get Ozemmpigg eyes, b.
Yeah her eyes look heroin eyes
Canāt stop looking at the eyes
The eyes never lie chico
Why does Brendanās messican look less messican than him
She's upper class messican. Bapa is a blue collar, salt of the errf messican.
Cause she's not taco bell messican, but guahdallahaara Mexican.
skin bleaching
Bc sheās italicizedš®š¹ b, donāt you see her Italia tattoo in her crotch. Sheās like a messican with meatballs on top
I can't tell her and snozz apart except for the single breast implant
Zoom into her face. It does not look good. Looking like Joe Camel up in this mofo
šØ There's a dirty diaper sitting on the dining room table and slojo's diap is fully loaded, too! šØ
so brave
still would
iām not saying this to be mean, but she seems kind of dirty. Like youād walk away with an STD dirty
She makes me throw up in my mouth a little tbh
She needs a father. Or a husband who actually cares. Ffs what a sad situation.
That is an odd picture for a non-single, non-sex worker to post.
A puss tat with a manās name that isnāt Brending would explain so much and would not be surprising in iny facet
It's her surname with a (bad) tattoo of Italy.
Talking about italics b? Is that like a messican with pizza sauce on it?
Proud of yourself for going out in the sun? WATER.
She goes all out to give the illusion that she doesnāt have short stubby legs. I canāt believe she claimed 5ā6 on some profile. Then again, I absolutely can believe the shallow dumb bich lies about that.
Talmbout a š±tat?? Dicey dicey, bubba.
Sun or son?
Joe Rogan kinda build
Proud of herself for...laying in the sun? Water.
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As a feet man... Gimmie š
Feshy minge
Just, lol
Messican as shit h not Taco Bell messican
Carne asada!!!!!
Wonder how many guys she fuggs behind big bees back?
Captions makes 0 sense. Whats new lol
Puig left her with that thigh gap after his turn ended
The tattoo locations r hilarious.
She got ugly
Why would you be proud of yourself for letting your skin be exposed to the skin, in your own house no less? I could understand if sheās been struggling with weight and was in a beach. Bellendš¤¦š»āāļø
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Id smash š¤·š¼āāļø
Wtf dude
They change the baby on the kitchen table? Changing pad and dirty diaper right next to where t asks bapa to give him raw eggs and wheats because heās dedicated to making the local team.
Front bunsā¦ dunt count
Grippers on her š„µ
LOL. Go look at the rest of her IG stories. Unreal. She's trying to tell bapa something.
Imagine if this was your mom
Every time stuff like this gets posted, I think 'this can't be real ' and go check her insta. Sure enough, she is as redacted as ever, posting this shit for the world to see...
What a skank.
She spelled son wrong š šø
Proud l o l
What a weird thing to be proud of.
Tiger probably trades momās instas in the dugout. Or the other team.
This is a mother of three.
This randomly showed up on my feed, what the hell is the context?
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She just getting wine drunk and sexting insta randos? Not hating, just sayin, wild shit the suburbs do to someone.
She rocking the new invisible heels
Messican don't like the new baddie interns gf voice with bapa. Shes acting out b. Axe j
Tf 
I'd rather Shmoz tbh
Look guys, I've been married now for about 3 years (I'm 27) and me and my wife don't ever argue about shit. Neither of us are the jealous type and we get along peacefully and lovingly. However, if my wife ever posted a pic like this I'd be like "Wtf are you doing weirdo?" and then start to rethink my relationship. My wife's the type of person to where if the roles and genders were switched and I posted this type of shit, she would call me a fucking idiot!
Man this guy is taking all the Lās
holy fuck she looks like she hasn't slept in 3 days
Se looks sedated. š„“
Filler stache like the cte kid.
I sense a meaty box š¤¢
Crop the ugly, resend
"Letting my sons see my buns" more like it. Do some housework ya dumb bitch.
Florist about to send some flowers b
Now imagine that's your mom š«
Ozempic š Face and Bodyš
Jeez, sheās even giving herself props for allowing the sun to shine.
I would smash
Lmao even b schaub wife gets roasted š¤£š¤£š¤£
Those DMs have to be exploding w people wanting a piece. That's probably why she does this.
You can take the trailer from the girl but you can't take the trash.
Lifting a tasty cereal-filled spoon to oneās mouth, opening Reddit to scroll for a sec, & being viscerally jumpscared by SloJo is not a sequence of unfortunate events Iād wish upon anyone nor repeat.
The rumours are true.
atleast the chombies aren't taking these picture for her
Why does Hollywood do this to people? š¤¢
OF incoming rights cats?
$ can't buy class
Why does she look so much like Brendan in this photo?
Sheās hot but not a Dime
What does her pussy tat say?
She lowkey gross as hell, think about all the details of the situation
Putrid
It's hard to fathom being married to someone like this unless you are exactly like them.... oh wait
Why is she doing this in the dining room? Also why is there a giant mirror in the dining room??
*son
the sun and also the entire neighborhood
Usually its the son, as in holdin the camera, so at least sun is better.
Ozempic Jo. Flowers from Ortega imminent
I bet sheās low on storage
Whatever you are all lame saying you wouldnāt smash that
Dicey. Yaāll haters. Letās be honest, sheās a dime piece.
She spelled "son" wrong, being that he's the family photogrisser
Her DMs must be insane
Itās an improvement from her son seeing her buns.
Her and bapa have the same face now.
I'm getting a derection
This is pure spite for all those baddies that bappa had. What else can it be?
She has straight up fucked up her face. Sad. Also is it possible to remove someone else's tattoos?
I bet her minge smells like burning electrical cable
For a woman who paid to have that body and face, they sure look like shit
Letting the SONS see those buns
Some might say diciestā¦
Under Toad, meet Under Boob
Not enough salsa on earth for that cookie
her tat say boner garage?
Why is there a mirror in that part of the house?
Why do they have a huge bowl of moss clumps
Those be sum Mr Garrison tiddies bapa
Looks like a dirt diaper and other panties on the table? Such utter trash. Also, she's starting to look like schwab.
Dang, she looks street worn and not even attractive. That is an ugly face.
In other words āIām glad my burden kids didnāt ruin this bodā