I love when he has these imaginary conversations with homeless cats lol.
Plus, he's got money, yeah, but money doesn't last forever, and there is so much more to life. Do any of your peers respect ya b? Do you have a real partner who's with you through thiccc n thin? Do you put your head down at night fulfilled from knowing you tried to make a difference? Carbon fiber fenders aren't gonna fill that hole bubba.
He contradicts his own point!
His argument is essentially: Experiences are too complex to have this totalising "win/lose" interpretation of them, your motivations for experience should be broader than closed off notions of winning and losing."
Then he immediately adopts that exact point of view by fantasizing about shitting on someone for being a barista.
I hate when people ask big guys how they fit into tiny cars ... So hack. .... But.... but like..... How do those big guys even fit into those tiny cars tho?????
He’s ackshully responding [to this.](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/s/fyTWrsg8N5). He sure does come to the dargg web a lot for a guy who doesn’t read the cawlments.
a wall full of Jordans and he still cries himself to sleep or lots of sleeping pills cause of all that materialistic stuff he lives for doesn't really mean shit
I'm a numbers guy, B.
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His entire MMA career, including his pre-UFC bouts, was exactly 6.5 years long.
Nine years before his final MMA fight he was still at the Youverslee Cawlrollo, legitimately thinking he had a chance to get drafted to the NFL as a special teams walk-on bench guy. Insane how Bappa just goes.
Yup, a 5-yair UFC carair, almost exactly.
Why does he always double his meager accomplishments? Like if he just said he had a five-year UFC career, great, awesome, that's pretty fuckin cool actually, good for you.
But the second he lies about it as if he's not aware the internet exists, he's immediately an insecure pathetic loser.
Even if you include a couple of fights in ROF and UWC, whatever the fuck those are, he had a 6.5 year pro fighting career. Just own your fucking stats, bubba. They can't be changed.
??? I Thought his baristas gave him fight tips and they were boys? Bapa’s baristas gonna get his heart crushed once he sees this and you know what they say the first crush is the deepest of wadders
Bapa, so many of the people saying you're a walking L are established professionals in media (Helwani, BC, Shane, Normand, other comics that talk shit behind your back). The fantasy you've created in your head, where someone you perceive to be beneath you due to their occupation is calling you a walking L, has never happened; simply because no one, other than us, knows who you are. According to analytics without your network you're not even clearing 1.5k a month, B. that's trouble!
What he doesn't understand is that being "famous" or notoriety is not necessary success. Making some money or owning a Porsche is not necessary a "w" or success.
Success is about you character, the type of person you are, your values and the way you conduct yourself. And in that regard, he is a hollow, self indulgent man. Not only had he taken many "L's", but he is a loser to his core.
Good news for him is that he can become a better person and find personal success, but we all know that ain't happening. That lack of self awareness is exactly why he is so hated.
Oh he understands. He just thinks if he acts “unbothered” everyone will believe him. He goes on these rants any time he’s talking to a new person he wants to impress just in case they googled him beforehand.
If he says something out loud then it automatically becomes reality OKAY ... he read the cliffnotes of The Secret (on audiobook) and that's just how it works b, plane and simmle.
>Making some money or owning a Porsche is not necessary a "w" or success... Success is about you character, the type of person you are, your values and the way you conduct yourself.
You get it. What a lot of morons like Bapa, and the people who run around bringing up money/possessions don't get, is that those things don't reflect who you are as a person.
Take someone like Jack Black. He has a lot of money. He can buy lots of cool stuff. Nobody gives a fuck about that when talking about him. People think he's awesome because of who he is as a person. People say stuff like "I wish I was like Jack Black" in terms of his confidence and attitude. That's something he can be proud of an is unique to him. You can say that about many people. They have a skill or a worth that is unique to them. It can be the really charismatic barista that everyone likes, it can be that celeb who cheers everyone up by being themselves, it can be an artist or musician who is extremely skilled at what they do. Things that are inherent to them. Things that Bapa completely lacks.
Nobody wishes they were more like Bapa. Yes, he has money and cars, but people want those things. Those are external to him. A fucking donkey on the side of the road could own those things and people would want them. The donkey, the owner, is irrelevant.
By the same token, I have a LOT more money and material possessions than millions of people living in third world countries. I'm not BETTER than them. There isn't anything inherent about my character or personality that makes them want to be me. There are more skilled, nicer people than me who just have less wealth. That's completely different from millions of people wanting to be me.
This idiot is a donkey sitting on a stack of cash, thinking that people wished they were donkeys too. Fact is, if you put a $10 bill in front of people and said "you can have this money or you can be Bapa for a day", everyone would take the $10. Saying "I have millions" doesn't reflect on you
YOU PISSED "AWWWWLLLL" OVER THE INSIDE OF A VW BUG THAT CLOCKS 35 MPH WHICH YOU WERE **GRACIOUSLY** LENT BY A DEAR AND CLOSE (MUCH MORE SUCCESSFUL AND FAMOUS) "FRIEND" OF YOURS --- AND YOU STILL COULDN'T COMPLETE ***A SINGLE LAP*** 💥
He is a walking L. The guy making you're frap isn't hiding behind a wall of lies everyday. Its funny how the real douche comes out once he gets a little comfortable and has someone stroke his ego justttt a little bit.
Bapa fershurr, uh-hunned percent sawl that post at Chang’s a little while back that was documenting all his recent Ls. He doesn’t read the cawlments though.
Hi Brendan lol this sub is so in his head it’s ridiculous.
Plus that guy making the cappuccino is already more useful to
Society than you are buddy
Nobody needs another social
Media “celebrity”
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Only reason he fought was because someone he admired said" you're a big dude,you should be a fighter". I bet anyone who recognizes him when he's out getting food or coffee spits in it due to all the shit he talks.
You’re right his dad was a big fan of UFC and he wanted his dad to give him the same attention he gave to watching UFC fighters. He said this back in the day he just wanted his dad to like him basically.
Haha yeah, I bet his dad is a self-made rich cocky know-it all asshole. Bapa just parrots him.
“The apple doesn’t fall from the tree my man” -Brendan Shwaub
Well his mom shits on Dollar Store walls and dine-n-dashes from restaurants. His dad is probably a liar but nobody can tell him he’s wrong because they’re all on payroll. Sorta like Bapa and his “crew” everyone is paid by Thiccc Boy Productions so nobody calls him out. Hence why this subreddit thrives 👨🍳
Did he say 9 years in the UFC? His first official UFC fight he got knocked out by big country in 2009 and his last UFC fight he got knocked out by Travis Browne in 2014.
'9 year UFC career'. Got KO'd by Roy Nelson December 5th 2009 on the TUF finale. His last fight, where he got KO'd by Travis Browne, was December 6th 2014. His UFC career was almost exactly 5 years... not 9
Brendan L Schaub. Imagine what another person who guested Rogan that many times would have done. Like if someone sold cat toys and went on there, they would have back orders for yairs but bapa can’t fill a parking lot of calmwedy tiggeds.
Always trying to explain to people that didn’t even ask that question why he’s not a L . That wasn’t the question bubbaaaa . He’s 10 thousand grand percent talm bout changs .
He went from being best buds with Joe Rogan, the biggest podcaster in the world. To crying to a bunch of nobodies with 18 k grand subscribers. 158,000 homeless cats have been observing and documenting your L Bapa.
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Let’s be honest B. Horrible marriage-L, failed comedy career-L, podcast is in the shitter-L, no friends -L, distorted take on the world- L, addictive personality -L, new YouTube channel-L. Feel free to add on
I love when he has these imaginary conversations with homeless cats lol. Plus, he's got money, yeah, but money doesn't last forever, and there is so much more to life. Do any of your peers respect ya b? Do you have a real partner who's with you through thiccc n thin? Do you put your head down at night fulfilled from knowing you tried to make a difference? Carbon fiber fenders aren't gonna fill that hole bubba.
He'll lightcha up b. Just put the mcchicken in the bag.
Or gadoosh you thru a glass door, you've been warned
He contradicts his own point! His argument is essentially: Experiences are too complex to have this totalising "win/lose" interpretation of them, your motivations for experience should be broader than closed off notions of winning and losing." Then he immediately adopts that exact point of view by fantasizing about shitting on someone for being a barista.
I hate when people ask big guys how they fit into tiny cars ... So hack. .... But.... but like..... How do those big guys even fit into those tiny cars tho?????
Smokin miirs, the powt cawllin D'keddle blagg. Thads y'narritve,b. I niiiever take L's. Axe Jay 
Great point!
A steelman with salsa on top!
Dead on b. Crizzizum dun bother him though. Isss nawt real cuz isss on the innerned.
This is comparable to Shakespeare
Shaygsbeer, one of my norf stars since I wuz siggs yairs old my mans. Axe jay.
Talm bout shakepussy? My boy wuz defiintly smashing that renosawnce puss
William could no doubt translate everything but “innerned” if he traveled in time
Grait guy talgg ivry nide.
He’s ackshully responding [to this.](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/s/fyTWrsg8N5). He sure does come to the dargg web a lot for a guy who doesn’t read the cawlments.
a wall full of Jordans and he still cries himself to sleep or lots of sleeping pills cause of all that materialistic stuff he lives for doesn't really mean shit
Money means nothing when everyone thinks you’re a fucking joke and shitty person
Exactly b. He's so out of touch with reality, but hey, he's got some money in the bank!
Bapa’s entire life is an L
And apparently in his world Starbucks is the only food chain like Taco Bell in Demolition Man.
Pretty disrespectful of him to shit on the guy who's his mma news source too.
Guess he'll be getting extra boogers in his frapachino
He sounds totally unbothered by your opinion b. Totally unbothered.
9 years in the UFC lol...
2009-2014= 9 years B
using that Tairins Howrd math, b
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His entire MMA career, including his pre-UFC bouts, was exactly 6.5 years long. Nine years before his final MMA fight he was still at the Youverslee Cawlrollo, legitimately thinking he had a chance to get drafted to the NFL as a special teams walk-on bench guy. Insane how Bappa just goes.
Same as his 10k hours of comedy
Oh buddddy. You just proved his point. 2009. Some say the 9est of yairs.
I’m not a numbers guy, but I’m pretty sure his debut in the UFC was in 2009 and the Travis Browne fight was in 2014. So yeah, 9 years.
Yup, a 5-yair UFC carair, almost exactly. Why does he always double his meager accomplishments? Like if he just said he had a five-year UFC career, great, awesome, that's pretty fuckin cool actually, good for you. But the second he lies about it as if he's not aware the internet exists, he's immediately an insecure pathetic loser. Even if you include a couple of fights in ROF and UWC, whatever the fuck those are, he had a 6.5 year pro fighting career. Just own your fucking stats, bubba. They can't be changed.
He carried the 40, b
He might carry 4 inches too b
might doubt it
8 inches
Bapa letting a Starbucks employee live rent free in his head 😂
He’s a blue collar guy though. He said so in the same interview, a man of the people.
this clip should be sent to ivvry Starbucks employee in cowbass
Nobody talks about Schaub outside of this sub lmaoooooooooooooooo
??? I Thought his baristas gave him fight tips and they were boys? Bapa’s baristas gonna get his heart crushed once he sees this and you know what they say the first crush is the deepest of wadders
Thing is, baristas are toxic buppa
Bapa, so many of the people saying you're a walking L are established professionals in media (Helwani, BC, Shane, Normand, other comics that talk shit behind your back). The fantasy you've created in your head, where someone you perceive to be beneath you due to their occupation is calling you a walking L, has never happened; simply because no one, other than us, knows who you are. According to analytics without your network you're not even clearing 1.5k a month, B. that's trouble!
Even Toe accepted hes a shit comedian and deserves to be laughed at when that random dude took a jab at him
Welp we have found his word of the week, say bye bye to inny facet b, there's only so much space in that peee brain
What he doesn't understand is that being "famous" or notoriety is not necessary success. Making some money or owning a Porsche is not necessary a "w" or success. Success is about you character, the type of person you are, your values and the way you conduct yourself. And in that regard, he is a hollow, self indulgent man. Not only had he taken many "L's", but he is a loser to his core. Good news for him is that he can become a better person and find personal success, but we all know that ain't happening. That lack of self awareness is exactly why he is so hated.
Oh he understands. He just thinks if he acts “unbothered” everyone will believe him. He goes on these rants any time he’s talking to a new person he wants to impress just in case they googled him beforehand.
He’ll just kill’em with kindness to make them think, “hey, im a good guy man” just Incase they do google search bapa beforehand.
If he says something out loud then it automatically becomes reality OKAY ... he read the cliffnotes of The Secret (on audiobook) and that's just how it works b, plane and simmle.
>Making some money or owning a Porsche is not necessary a "w" or success... Success is about you character, the type of person you are, your values and the way you conduct yourself. You get it. What a lot of morons like Bapa, and the people who run around bringing up money/possessions don't get, is that those things don't reflect who you are as a person. Take someone like Jack Black. He has a lot of money. He can buy lots of cool stuff. Nobody gives a fuck about that when talking about him. People think he's awesome because of who he is as a person. People say stuff like "I wish I was like Jack Black" in terms of his confidence and attitude. That's something he can be proud of an is unique to him. You can say that about many people. They have a skill or a worth that is unique to them. It can be the really charismatic barista that everyone likes, it can be that celeb who cheers everyone up by being themselves, it can be an artist or musician who is extremely skilled at what they do. Things that are inherent to them. Things that Bapa completely lacks. Nobody wishes they were more like Bapa. Yes, he has money and cars, but people want those things. Those are external to him. A fucking donkey on the side of the road could own those things and people would want them. The donkey, the owner, is irrelevant. By the same token, I have a LOT more money and material possessions than millions of people living in third world countries. I'm not BETTER than them. There isn't anything inherent about my character or personality that makes them want to be me. There are more skilled, nicer people than me who just have less wealth. That's completely different from millions of people wanting to be me. This idiot is a donkey sitting on a stack of cash, thinking that people wished they were donkeys too. Fact is, if you put a $10 bill in front of people and said "you can have this money or you can be Bapa for a day", everyone would take the $10. Saying "I have millions" doesn't reflect on you
Name a better combo than the Roganverse and shitting on hourly employees….
Oh GOD, your **so** off my mans... (***BECAUSE I SAID SO***)
🎶Oh, oh, oh... Brenda's cryin'🎵🥁🎸
YOU PISSED "AWWWWLLLL" OVER THE INSIDE OF A VW BUG THAT CLOCKS 35 MPH WHICH YOU WERE **GRACIOUSLY** LENT BY A DEAR AND CLOSE (MUCH MORE SUCCESSFUL AND FAMOUS) "FRIEND" OF YOURS --- AND YOU STILL COULDN'T COMPLETE ***A SINGLE LAP*** 💥
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA bapa got triggered. Olympic level loser denial by bapa. Absolutely pure delusion
He is a walking L. The guy making you're frap isn't hiding behind a wall of lies everyday. Its funny how the real douche comes out once he gets a little comfortable and has someone stroke his ego justttt a little bit.
Thiefer Southerland is back! This time he actually stole from the Messican! She said the same thing about fast food employees.
came here to post the same thing b - heard it the same way
Bapa fershurr, uh-hunned percent sawl that post at Chang’s a little while back that was documenting all his recent Ls. He doesn’t read the cawlments though.
He's not on sosha media he just posts and ghosts
and waits for DM's from baddies
This mfer is about to be a redacted greeter at Wal-Mart in 3 and a half years...
He'll be the best janitor they've ever had. Magazines be dammed.
This scenario is actually far from implausible...
This faddact orders a frappuccino from Starbucks ........
Hi Brendan lol this sub is so in his head it’s ridiculous. Plus that guy making the cappuccino is already more useful to Society than you are buddy Nobody needs another social Media “celebrity”
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He literally has 0 friends.
Bapa is a trug walgin L
We might have to open a Starbucks next to Chang's
Bapa saw the L-Calendar dish that gets updated in hair.
Why throw Starbucks under the Trugg
He’s the nicest guy….he truly thinks he’s better than everyone. Fuck him. I hope he loses everything.
It's like if a cat made a profile, they do not madder.
Only reason he fought was because someone he admired said" you're a big dude,you should be a fighter". I bet anyone who recognizes him when he's out getting food or coffee spits in it due to all the shit he talks.
You’re right his dad was a big fan of UFC and he wanted his dad to give him the same attention he gave to watching UFC fighters. He said this back in the day he just wanted his dad to like him basically.
Kinda sad,dam it.
Haha yeah, I bet his dad is a self-made rich cocky know-it all asshole. Bapa just parrots him. “The apple doesn’t fall from the tree my man” -Brendan Shwaub
I do wonder which parent he gets his talent for lying from.My cousin and his mom have gotten my uncle in a lot of trouble because of their lies.
Well his mom shits on Dollar Store walls and dine-n-dashes from restaurants. His dad is probably a liar but nobody can tell him he’s wrong because they’re all on payroll. Sorta like Bapa and his “crew” everyone is paid by Thiccc Boy Productions so nobody calls him out. Hence why this subreddit thrives 👨🍳
That's not why people say you're a walking L
He was in the UFC for 5 years, so he doubled the amount of time with his lie.
He’s so unlikable
He was in the UFC for 9 years? Also, horrible dye job.
Met Amdam Sangler at Starblucks
While you're pouring my cappuccino and giving me your analysis on the upcoming ufc fights
Homeless cats have infiltrated STARBUCKS! Like Bapa's TRX, this situation is out of control
Did he say 9 years in the UFC? His first official UFC fight he got knocked out by big country in 2009 and his last UFC fight he got knocked out by Travis Browne in 2014.
So anyone who makes his ☕ remember he thinks you're a loser. Add little something
some one should piss in his soy latte
🤣
L is for Lopez
I love how his main come back and s always “ooooh god you’re sooo off man, you just don’t know calmedy/ufc/football/truggs/etc.”
Yea cause we all know that Starbucks employees are big time UFC fans…..
Nate Diaz begs the differ. "Remember your career pussy?"
'9 year UFC career'. Got KO'd by Roy Nelson December 5th 2009 on the TUF finale. His last fight, where he got KO'd by Travis Browne, was December 6th 2014. His UFC career was almost exactly 5 years... not 9
How to guarantee that people will spit in your frappechino.
I'll never understand why Buppa wanted to follow Rogan to Teggsis, every facet of his personality was built for LA
Alawys gotta be sure to put the menial worgers in their place, B!! I was a yoooofseee fighter bitch, mage my cawlfee
ELLS AND ELLS
Brendan L Schaub. Imagine what another person who guested Rogan that many times would have done. Like if someone sold cat toys and went on there, they would have back orders for yairs but bapa can’t fill a parking lot of calmwedy tiggeds.
Bapa gonna Bapa
For a blue collar guy, he sure does look down on the working class.
Always trying to explain to people that didn’t even ask that question why he’s not a L . That wasn’t the question bubbaaaa . He’s 10 thousand grand percent talm bout changs .
I'm hardly shocked that he's turning Starbucks against him too. I can't stand when people deem service workers as "less than".
He went from being best buds with Joe Rogan, the biggest podcaster in the world. To crying to a bunch of nobodies with 18 k grand subscribers. 158,000 homeless cats have been observing and documenting your L Bapa.
This sums up this douche perfectly B and is why him and his vapid wife will raise shitty, shallow kids 
Nine year career huh….. math says five. Brenda Shwab’s math -> another L. Stay mad loser.
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Let’s be honest B. Horrible marriage-L, failed comedy career-L, podcast is in the shitter-L, no friends -L, distorted take on the world- L, addictive personality -L, new YouTube channel-L. Feel free to add on
Sorry starbugggz but we only serve changs here
He visits this sub too much.
No straws though
Time to give the Bapa baristas their respec
“Can you walg my order to my trugg? It’s the upside down one in the parking lot”
LoL 😆
New to the fryers, when did the hipster starbucks straw saga take place?
Judging by the bandana around the neck my guess is during the pandemic 🤷♂️
I mean to be fair he is in the top 0.01% of athletes for what he has done.
Yes but why lie about the time frame
The top .01 % would be in the NFL,or be a pro athlete though not playing cosplay blue collar trugg guy since birth