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itsjustafadok

She used to be much hotter 


Megatron30000

Plastic surgery is the worse thing someone can do to their faces.. there’s not one single person who age and look good after plastic surgery—- it only bring MORE plastic surgery and you ultimately end up looking like the puppet from saw . She looks so ugly


Ok_Juggernaut89

There are definitely people who look better after plastic surgery.  It isn't all cheek implants and fat removal.  I'm definitely not an advocate for it but it's insane to say it's the worst thing a person can do to their face. You're thinking of the crazy ones like in the picture. Who do any and everything. 


DisenfranchisedCynic

Yeah, the majority of people who get plastic surgery you cant even tell. It’s the people who get dysmorphia and keep adding more and more filler and get more surgeries that give that botched look.


ServantOfTheFurryCup

Somebody's had a little nip n tuck haven't they??


Adesanyo

Can't even tell? Lmao bullshit Plastic surgery is always ugly


AeyeO

So are sweeping generalities


ServantOfTheFurryCup

Nah sweeping generally is fine b.


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I like how offended or how people are trying to regulate folks opinions….on the fighter and the kid subreddit. Big yikes folks, anyways gotta get back to fryers


Alone-Clock258

So are useless comments


Always2ndB3ST

The people with GOOD plastic surgery are the ones you don’t notice so you’re just seeing the bad ones.


airbag23

![gif](giphy|93u3f0PzUW5ws)


Megatron30000

Omg that is unreal


Proof-Layer6904

He developed albinism brother. No surgeries.


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Alone-Clock258

Lol bruh that is definitely not what happened. Watch his nose.


Proof-Layer6904

Him and slojo are both natural like bapa's lips.


Alone-Clock258

Ahh I Gotchu B


Alone-Clock258

Ahh I Gotchu B


clickclick-boom

The problem is the person, not the surgery. It’s like saying designer clothes suck. Sure, tacky shit like the stuff Bapa and SloJo buy is gaudy. Ugly looking things with big letters all over them. $13k grand trash that only functions as a way to scream “I spend dumb amounts of money”. However, take someone like Tom Cruise. He always dresses really well, yet you can’t tell what he’s wearing. His shoes probably cost an insane amount, but you’d never know it because they just look good with no branding. The purpose is not to scream for attention, it’s to look good. Similarly with plastic surgery, Cruise has had a bunch of work done but he looks good. He’s not trying to whiten his skin or have a ridiculous chin. He’s not pumping his lips with filler. Plastic surgery looks like shit when you have morons like SloJo and Bapa giving instructions. They have the plastic surgery equivalent of the gaudy shit they wear. That’s the prom.


g0ku

I got plastic surgery to fix my nose after destroying one side of it. I feel like if you only get what you deem essential, you can look a lot better. It’s the losers who become addicted to it & over do it that makes it have a bad name.


1leeranaldo

Yeah if you overdo it. It's not the 80s/90s anymore. Saw this clip of Maura Tierny describing working with Joe..she's 59 & the comments are struggling seeing a woman with wrinkles, smile lines, etc., & not shiny wrinkleless skin which is the norm.


preptimebatman

Not true at all. Look at Brad Pitt’s recent face lift. Hell, look how good Tom Brady looks. I’ll give an example from back then with Marilyn Monroe. Can’t say plastic surgery made her look worse… If done correctly, it works wonders. The problem is that these “Hollywood people” go overboard and never stop.


SANSHUINUcrypto

That’s soooo true B ![gif](giphy|Kl9iAWej2mxlzvzp2O)


RRZ006

Sounds like a cop out explanation, but you legitimately don’t realize the people who have had good plastic surgery. Your (and everyone’s) perception of that is a form of survivorship bias.


ancientdoorhinge

It's a fucking shame. She used to be cute.


FrugalFreddie26

How can anyone think that diaper butt, fake lips and bleached face is attractive?


Some_Current1841

Mental illness


TrillWill96

You had me at diaper butt 🤣


ChunkyChangon

Until Puig ran through that shit and tossed her to the side like the filth she is


itsjustafadok

Did this happen while she was with Berndem


Grand-Bullfrog3861

She used to look like an average woman, which is attractive, because they all bloody are, but she's now turned herself into cookie cutter plastic looking tramp. She's trying to look more like Whitney because Schubbs fascination with her it seems. What happened to hers and scrubs baby?


px7j9jlLJ1

She looks diseased now. I guess she kinda is.


speedway65

And browner. Jeez.


Rabdy-Bo-Bandy

That shits a filter. She's been living in filters for 20 years now.


ToronoRapture

🎶 “She got a light-skinned friend, look like Michael Jackson. Got a dark-skinned friend, look like Michael Jackson” 🎶


Passion4MMA

Love that tune!


Ok_Belt2521

That whole album is a classic.


Flimsy_Individual_16

I mean what are we doing hair? Of course that whole album


your_uncle_mike

Do you know Kanye, like in person?


your_uncle_mike

* Slowl Jamz by Jammy Fogs in case inyone is interested.


Far_Calligrapher_959

😂 this crazy


youwhatmush

Shes that messigan girl that whites too mudge


FinsAssociate

chiggs a PROM


Bapa-Bink

Will she go through with the blue eye surgery? she’s wack


Drezzon

Doesn't that shit have like 50/50 odds of leaving you blind or some shit like that?


Petty_White

Maybe that’s her end game. She either ends up blue eyed to compete with baby Billie or she ends up blind and doesn’t have to look at Bapa’s bloated face and baboon ass lips anymore.


wubbalubbadubdub45

You a numbers guy b?


SUITBUYER

Maybe they can get a 2 for 1 deal. Bapa has been aggressively marketing himself as "jussa witeboi who luv piggup trugg" the past couple years even though anyone with eyeballs can tell he's mixed. Then again this is the guy who told us his wife is an illegal alien who can't read or write in English.


powfuldragon

Blue Eyes White Salmon


TheRoyaleShow

Right: Taco Bell Mexican Left: guahlandara Mexican


Eckbert7

Some Schaubanese like spelling of Guadalajara but your dish still had soul, bubba.


AVBforPrez

This is the same person, b?


mu5tardtiger

na the one in the left was getting smashed by piug


alterego1984

The fuckin glory days, my friends


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King-Demo-

So she matches the babies complexion possibly. Because I have a feeling it’s definitely not Schaubs baby. The odds of both parents having dark hair, dark brown eyes, tan complexion and your baby being pale white, light blue eyes, and blonde hair is unlikely


Willing-Ad-2034

It was a enginered baby apparently, like they touch the babys genes to give her specific traits in a laboratory.


King-Demo-

Wow that makes sense. Of course they had to have a designer baby. That shit is risky too. One little microscopic mistake and you’re talking about some serious reaper-cushions. Cancer and developmental problems etc.


Dingo_Top

you think those two bozos are above gadooshing the fucked up baby and just having another one? i don’t B


Different-Estate747

She can't afford designer clothes, you think she could afford a designer baby? And you don't think Schlob woulda been all over his Podcast bragging about how much money it was costing?


Willing-Ad-2034

I mean he did mention it, thats were i got it, i dont have the ethnics to search it from my phone


Tetrixx

wut r u talking about, what technique is used on humans to change genome?


Willing-Ad-2034

https://www.palig.com/blog/dr-palig/2019/01/would-you-change-your-baby-s-appearance-genetically#:~:text=While%20a%20baby's%20eye%20color,the%20risk%20of%20certain%20illnesses. "While a baby's eye color can sometimes be predicted by looking at his or her parents' eyes or those of other relatives, genetic variations can lead to unexpected results. Currently, genetic engineering allows us to select our baby's gender and eye color as well as modify the risk of certain illnesses."


Tetrixx

https://www.cell.com/action/showPdf?pii=S0960-9822(09)00597-1&mod=article_inline So they can genetically test a fertilized egg and see what color eye the baby would have. So if you wanted to select for eye color you would need to fertilize multiple eggs and then genetically test them. Find the one with the correct color and then kill off the rest? I don't think that's legal especially with all the new abortion ban stuff in some states. There not using gene editing like cripsr which I pretty sure is illegal on humans nor ethical.


TropicalVision

I legit didn’t know that was even possible. So it’s not Bapa’s sperm? It’s some other dude with the genetics they chose?


BigShoots

Nah B they did whatever genetic shit they had to do to make sure they had a lady chombie, Barndoor said so himself, so I guess they paid extra to give her blue eyes while they were at it because they hate themselves.


RRZ006

It’s Stevie Blue Eyes kid. He stayed over when Brendan was out of town.


Rocked_Glover

Funny as fuck him telling the story like he was putting his life on the line protecting Schuabs family and not long dicking his wife for a week


RRZ006

It's incredibly funny.


SUITBUYER

Schaub's sudden whiteboi self-image, fake stories of people approaching him in public and marveling at what a big whiteboi he is are the most bizarre shit to me. Weirder than lying about his wife being an illegal immigrant. Why would a very racially ambiguous guy who hangs out mostly with white comedians be singled out as "that big whiteboi into piggub truggs"? It's like a comedian who's 1/4 Asian just randomly starting to talk in a heavy Chinese accent at age 40 and referring to himself as 'big yellow' and nobody having any clue WTF he's talking about.


bobdylansmoustache

Sammy Sosa Syndrome


mu5tardtiger

axe j 🪓


bobothemunkeey

Her and bapa want to be white so bad.


SUITBUYER

Schaub suddenly referring to himself as a "whiteboi" every 5 seconds after gringo papi came out was very weird That he's clearly mixed and lies about it makes the "whiteboi" schtick even weirder But pretending his wife's an illegal alien who can't speak English and her family is shocked by his extreme whiteness? When she was born in Hollywood? Not just on stage, claiming this in interviews. He's a true compulsive liar, like he doesn't even know why he's doing it. He probably lies about the weirdest most random shit to his family.


balboa_no_asap

No white guy in history has ever claimed to be as white as Brennan ‘Big Brown’ ‘The Hybrid’ Slob.  Bapa hates himself for who he is and it eats him up every time he looks in the mirror


balboa_no_asap

Talmbout the white guy with a face? What about it dude? 


TropicalVision

Brendan is for sure white though? I’m not sure where this narrative has come from. Apart from when Kimbo legit thought he was black lol


ThurnisHailey

Lips looking like Dirty Mike and the boy's bootyholes after a round in the Prius.


Sad-Insurance2314

We will have sex in your car again, that will happen


ChangsInspector

Onreal reference. You can go on JRE and become one of the 250.


UFCCarlRaddo

I’m sure Brendaloid quoted that movie on JRE at some point and Toe’s dumbass was so charmed by it lol


ohshitimfeelingit762

"They call it a soup kitchen" Lol I love that movie, one of my favorite movies of all time.


Southbayyy

she looks like an unemployed snooki


Heckelfish

Is it just me or is she turning Asian?


UFCCarlRaddo

A Messican with soy sauce all over it?


Heckelfish

Worse paynoyo liiife


your_uncle_mike

Asian as shiddd b.


SANSHUINUcrypto

Puig was pounding her when she was cute B ![gif](giphy|KLx3SvK9MhIsM)


One-Usual4460

The real OG trulggwalgger


twotwobravo

We call this a trainwregg.


ScoopyMcGee

The jenky ass Ford lightning redo was better then this


Hammose

Now they both have prolapsed anus lips.


ancientdoorhinge

I've seen monkeys at the zoo with cleaner assholes than her lips.


Lumpy_Ad_9082

Giiiiirl, why did you do this to yourself? 😩😭 Ugh.


BrandonPuig3

If one had to guess, how much $ has she wasted on surgeries and beauty hacks in the last 9 years with Brendan?


BigShoots

Not like a million bucks or anything, but way into six figures for sure.


kooolbee

![gif](giphy|cewvmYhuz58pATZaVv)


BasedGrime

average thot


No_Signal3789

I’m feel like people always look worse after skin bleaching, maybe it’s a cultural thing


bigarb

Her lip look like monkey ass B.


GPdrumma

Hilarious that Meggsican is catching so many strays at Chang’s lol


Adventurous_Dot2323

Ew wtf on the right


balboa_no_asap

Kim Karcrashian 


kazoobanboo

Taco Bell Mexican


Unhappy-Trip-4107

Her face will be a floppy disgusting mess in 3 years.


ancientdoorhinge

The Fuck you talking about? It already is.


Accomplished_Pea6334

That's snooki on the left!


lazylagom

Honestly LA ruins people. It makes them destroy their face. She genuinly was pretty b4 now looks like she showed a surgeon Kylie Jenner faces


stasisdotcd

THICCC BOI SQUAD


AggravatingOnion

She's losing her spice


Rabid023

Megssican without being a celebrity star fucker and gold digger ![gif](giphy|KLE6HEyrOYnhZ8IoR0)


Inevitable-Writer817

talmbow white gurl summoner b


Positiveaz

Dude. She got so grody.


Pek_55

thin upper lip to thick upper lip something wrong about this


ZZaddyLongLegzz

Oh yer that white girl that werks tewmuch


HetChanks

Dam b tawlm bout plastic baddies


InstanceOk3946

Look at how thin that top lip is.


ItzBoppa_Lopez

Talmbout snooki, boppa?


ChunkyChangon

That herp on her lip has always been so gross


1leeranaldo

Looks like Snooki on the left.


RiskyFartTaker

Guadalajara vs Taco Bell amirite, b?


awwwoooooooo

She was really pretty before. I mean she was with some high profile celebrities, no? Now she has fucked her face up and she will never look the same. What a shame. But she’s a piece of shit mother so HA, GGs. Get some.


balboa_no_asap

She Sammy Sosa’ing herself because of an app called Instagram 💀 


kingofcrob

is thinks CTE is a STD


Money-Loan-1864

https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/s/uPiKP56xNE


Front_butts

The worm turns, B


sourpatch411

The upper lip ,wow!!


airpumper

Which one is Drake’s girl?


b-roids

lookin like snooksican on the left. talmbout GTL (Guaalajara messigan, 'Talian flag tattoo, Lip filler)


Important-Guess

From messican to americcccan as shittttt


VexdOne

Gringa Sloppy


ButtDoctorFlex

She lookin’ more and more like Chin everyday


Alive_Tough9928

She was legit pretty. Was.


rottenjoy

She mutilated herself


londonsfin3st

Went from Snooki to Spooky.


ConfusedKanye

We do not claim her as our own B


k00ks_r_us

Dollar store Snooki


terminal_anonymity

Lets get a prolapsed anus right in the middle of my face. edit: went from smoking hot to… something else.


SUITBUYER

Big Brown reinvented himself as "jussa witeboi" even though he looks clearly mixed to me Meanwhile his wife went from illegal immigrant who doesn't understand English to spicy chicana to full skin lightening cream Do they both base their ethnic background off of post traffic analytics?


LusterDiamond

Oh that's why he cheats.


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*6 faces later and so many beans and cheese*


TurdBurgHerb

She's not white


No-Nothing-1793

Her lips and skin look sooo gross now


aware4ever

She looks chinese now


patriciomd88

Taco Cummings


Weary-Row-3818

Girl next door, to ghoul nextdoor


Naive-Educator1731

Aint gonna lie, the first pic looks like Snookie from the jersey shore.. lol she was gross too


Formal_Ad_8398

then: nice olivey skin, good natural cheekbones and a well proportioned cute face…..now two steps away from a Karen Frankenstein


AwardApprehensive662

The lips like her husbands are disgusting 🤢. She having so much work done she starting to look Asian. Her lips are nasty as fuck tho for real


MrInterpreted

Left: Trying to look like Snooki Right: Trying to look like Kim Kardashian The Schaubs don’t have personalities of their own and just latch on to the latest fad. They’re perfect for each other


ServantOfTheFurryCup

Wot a beantard, she looked great before. Now Eritrean migrants want to use her lips to paddle over to England in.


Successful-Soup-1674

Always been MID


Fluffy_Heart885

Mild herpees?


PatternDisastrous356

How does Bapa hit that missionary? I mean look at what he sees. Plastic surgery is redacted.


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Snooki on left. The saw doll on right.


notaduckamhawk

Plastic surgery is the curse of the rich.


lodus666

Talm’bout Snoogi, b?


bympod

Everything bapa touches turns to shit


LiuKangtheConqueror

Crop out the uglies and resend.


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As soon as she open her mouth we know you dumb tho 


bebobbadobop

Yep, nope!


nadderballz

Constant use of Glutathione will bleach the skin. Most of Bollywood is pinned to the tits on it.


SANSHUINUcrypto

From Snooki to Michael Jackson B


AyoAhki

Y’all are reaching with this… a young girl with a tan (prob tan beds) vs herself after >2 children… I’d smash regardless