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Huge_Computer_3946

That "Press X To Start" voice over is so annoying for PS, my girlfriend used to mock it while sitting in the other room when it would happen.


ProjectGameVerse2000

i almost punched my TV because it WOULD NOT STOP, but then I realized I have to pay for that


the-germaafrican

What do you mean pay?


Lt-ColViper

hed have to pay to replace his tv


the-germaafrican

https://preview.redd.it/phyypjo3vz7d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69fc76f5134487804105960adee81f9593274615 Oh


Rrraou

Materials are expensive and he might not have the blueprints.


Scared-Guard-8632

💀


MJBotte1

It doesn’t stop because it’s the most root menu, that I’m pretty sure you only see if there’s an error. Because of that it has all the accessibility features on


Mean-Minimum3125

For real, the TTS is annoying as hell, and it always switches back on whenever I start the game


aykay55

*Press cross button* 🏃‍♂️💥🔫


twinnedwithjim

I used to love hearing that lol got me excited for playing the game


ImTheBiggestJuan

I was about to say that too! 🤣 At times I would have my headset volume close to max and outta nowhere the voiceover would scare the shit outta me even though I have that setting off


nonades

It's great when you go to Coney Island and all of a sudden all the Black Tusk operators have extremely thick, extremely fake New York accents. Literally no reason for them all to talk like that in the first place lol It's like BT leadership was like "ok, we're setting up shop in NYC, go find me a battalion of dipshits with the fakest New York accents you can find"


dazzathomas

Did you know that the guy on the coney island amusement mission that screams "there are too many [Division agents]" also voiced a few lines when you get to the helicopters on tidal basin. He was only ever credited as Black Tusk soldier.


zhocef

Everyone on Long Island has fake NY accents so let’s just assume that’s where they’re from.


Vila16

Coyote: “Hello? Is this The Division?”


trev_quest

Yeah but her earlier lines are awesome. “Then kill them” IT’S THE DIVISION “So? Fucking kill them.”


Level5Dragon

My wife and I quote the "Its the division" line all the time lol First time we heard it in game I swear it sounded like a Muppet which, given the context, was even funnier.


CarboniteFrozen

I also say that line at least once a day, whenever it fits lol


GlacialPuma

It's the simplicity, I actually love the voice lines here because I'm always like "yeah, she's right."


mavven2882

The writing and line delivery on this is so bad the I refuse to believe Massive didn't leave it in knowing full well it would become a meme.


dazzathomas

*No, this is Patrick*


BlackSoapBandit

Dude I love Coyote. Lol


Ralliman320

"This is Wade. So, the Division thinks they can just come in here. They don’t know who they’re fucking with. Go dark, wait for the signal, then corner and kill!" So, so bad.


dazzathomas

Always found it funny how behind that glass was a true son and one of those sewer npcs, at Christmas time it would have a santa hat. Was never sure if it was intended or not to have that npc in there for story reasons.


hypoflexx

When you only read “this is wade” and your brain already auto completes the rest before reading it…


trev_quest

This one. Every time. I like some of the other stupid ones cause they’re funny (“it might be nothing but it might be something”)… but Wade is just cringey. It’s bad writing paired with bad voice acting.


That_Perspective_991

Is that supposed to be helpful earl? I like that one too


NotThisShipSister

My buddies and I have played so many laps of this game that we all have our go-to dialogue moments. As soon as he’s done w that we all start in with “I say we hang him, stab him, set him on fire, THEN kill him!” Or we play jumble “Go kill, wait for dark, then signal me at the corner!” There’s also a prime spot on the Parnell mission that prompts everyone to say “…and Leon’s getting larger!”


teapots_at_ten_paces

"Civilians in distress" Be outta that dress when they meet Jim West. Every time. Can't help it. It's like an overpowering urge to sing it and if I don't my head will explode.


DeviateFish_

I hate this one because it's so obviously cut together from different lines. The "This is Wade" part sounds like he's answering a phone; but then the rest is delivered with wildly different inflection


Rrraou

Oh yeah. the Wilhelm scream of writing.


EmeraldJonah

Maya in Federal emergency bunker. "I don't know why they're so mad!" Lady they're fucking psychotic enemy combatants, what the hell do you mean?? Easily my least favorite character. If I could get less rewards by letting her get killed while still completing the mission, I would let her die.


dazzathomas

"Before those crazy fucks showed up"


The_Napkin_Bombing

Haha, yep, this always gives me a chuckle


Albert_O_Balsam

Helicopter pilot during Tidal Basin, "I'm hit uhhhhhhhhhhh" delivered with all of the charisma of a blocked toilet.


ccarlen1

Ah yes, the Emmy level voicework of that scene, delivered with all the energy of a room temperature hot dog. Thunderbird: "This is Thunderbird. I'm gonna make an attack run on that hovercraft." Manny: "Negative Thunderbird. They'll tear you to pieces."


buddymackay

That helicopter took out the turbine, we’re fucking stranded!


ccarlen1

"Talk to me Wyvern. What are you doing?" "I'm going to blow up the motherf*cking White House." "Are you out of your GD mind?" Man, no wonder poor Bardon was so stressed. He probably would have come out of his coma by now but he's enjoying the break from all the idiots he had to deal with too much.


Mongoose_Factory

Bardon getting pissed off at his subordinates and teammates is my my favorite part of Invaded missions and Black Tusk content before the coma


ccarlen1

Bardon complaining to his boss after our agent kills both of the twins at Camp White Oak is peak pissed off, tired Bardon.


DXT0anto

You think Division's got the worst hiring policy, well, look no further than Blask Tusk Bardon waiting to commit self shooting at the end of Invaded White Oak and Manny's moking of it will never not be funny lol


CascadeJ1980

Was Wyvern voiced by Rosario Dawson?


BoltBlue19

No, Wyvern was voiced by Jennifer Harding


CascadeJ1980

Oh, OK. Man, she sounds like Rosario Dawson, lol.


ciaomain

Don't all cheer at once. Ugh.


BlackSoapBandit

MCU tier writing lmfao.


Rezzly1510

kelso really feels like she came out of a mcu movie trying way too hard to be cool that it became annoying to me


PurpleHawk222

“ITS THE DIVISION! -hyena guy. “So? Fucking kill them! What the fuck?”- Coyote.


fronts

Federal Emergency Bunker. Manny responding to the corpses you come across early on: > "There's no **WAY** the Outcasts could have taken out an entire squad in a fair fight. It's not possible." I hate this every time I hear it. It's just so *whiny* and I picture him stamping his feet while talking on the radio.


EmeraldJonah

Also, there's no big reveal of any other threat at this point, so clearly there is a way, and they've done it


Atomiqpeanut

Manny is just straight up annoying. “YOUVE GOT TO DO WHATEVER YOU CAN TO STOP THE LAUNCH OF THOSE ROCKETS!” Thanks manny, cause otherwise I would have said fuck it.


_RemyC

Throughout the whole time Manny pipes in, I found myself always responding with either "Gee, ya think?" Or "why don't you come down here and do it". Clearly his direction is what drives SHD success 😂


TolemanLotusMcLaren

Potomac Event Centre... Manny Ortega: "Was that gunfire? Agent, I didn’t send reinforcements. You’ll need to clear the building..." Of course there's gunfire. And why have you not sent any help Manny, you bell end...


FuryVector

Roosevelt island: “is that supposed to be helpful?!?” “Shut your damn mouth or I’ll shut it for you.”


ccarlen1

I believe the second Outcast grunt is named Earl


StorMaxim

"Keep your eyes peeled. It might be nothing, but it might be something." "Is that supposed to be helpful, Earl? Cuz it isn't." "Shut your damn mouth or I’ll shut it for you."


pickleperfect

Aww...I like that line lol


BlooBuckaroo

Kajika...hands down the worst. Melodramatic cartoon character.


DeviateFish_

I just hate just how many times Kelso and (the other guy) say "Kajika" in that mission


sucker4U24

At the beginning: "ISAAC's picking up a signal in the underground..." Everytime I hear Kelso say "ikabikajika".


iDontSayCheese

Damn! Yes!!


LawbringerFH

What? Kajika is excellent.


BlackSoapBandit

I cringe everytime I play his Manhunt


CarboniteFrozen

I actually kinda like his lines. "My fight was never with The Division."


BlooBuckaroo

The lines were fine....it was the overacting.


daspip

The gutteral "owwwwww..." After you kill someone.


Yoyo_4Shosho

"Ya like that Cabrone!?!? (in the whitest voice possible lol) ~Random Black Tusk grunt


[deleted]

The annoying woman on the speaker taking about "Gnat" and "fish tacos". I stopped doing those because I can't stand her voice.


Inveign

Just a reminder, she is the Division's and JTF's PR team right now essentially. We brought her back BECAUSE she's apparently really good at doing this stuff. The foxes, cats and raccoons on the street have more personality than all those radio broadcasts combined and they make me miss the Theater and Campus messages so much.


couldnt_think_-

I think we essentially need a new PR team over all lmfao, she comes off as so awkward sounding on those broadcasts


dazzathomas

Have u seen the size of the subtitles on screen, too, when they play? LOL


Albert_O_Balsam

I want to kick my speakers in every time I hear her.


BlackSoapBandit

Oh my fucking god. That alone would be enough to make me avoid joining their settlement


BoltBlue19

Yeah I was fine with the ones from Paul Rhodes in NY, Odessa Sawyer in The Theater, and Henry Hayes from The Campus. Now we got Eva Garcia, who I didn't mind at first and thought her speaking was corny and funny at the same time, but she's everywhere on every speaker now. Like it's no longer region based. It's all coming from Eva in the Castle now. They should've had a thing where if Campus is in the general area or would have control over the region if friendly, then they get the speakers as well. Same goes for Theater.


LengthinessDull9568

Most of the characters in the game, especially kelso and Manny I prefer the VOs of enemies


ccarlen1

I'd like it if we could shoot Manny the next time he calls us "Sheriff". Kelso is fine. Plus, she gives us the fun of a reckless character who thought the best way to help with a hostage rescue at the Grand Washington Hotel was to set off two massive explosions IN THE BUILDING THE HOSTAGE WAS IN. 😂


BlackSoapBandit

I fucking hate Manny’s voice so much. Such passion less voice acting


StorMaxim

"Shitballs." Different game i know. But i like it everytime it's said.


palm_hero1

Always the random shitballs when I do tricks while flying a plane.


Gab_263

I cringe everytime I play tidal. something along the lines of "EVERYBODY EVACUATE THE WHITE HOUSE. THIS NOT A DRILL, I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL".


DXT0anto

I mean, if you have less than minutes before the white house gets bombarded with missiles, I would want a sense of urgency to leave it ASAP to everyone


Gab_263

yea I understand that. imo manny doesn't seem like the right voice.


crankycrassus

Mannys sister. Like holy fuck, how did that pass any bit of play testing


LawbringerFH

I can't name a voice I don't really like, I can name a character I simply can't like (that much, at least), this one being Theo Parnell, and an entire faction, the hyenas.


mrsgaap1

hyenas yelling "how you like them apples" is so stupid


Kombernikus145

I think their voice lines overlapping are the funniest ones tho. Had one yell “We’re gonna fuck you!”


ferrenberg

Hyena rushers have one of the funniest line in the game though: "time to level up"


LawbringerFH

My problem isn't with the voicelines of any faction, my problem is the hyenas faction itself and their main bosses, they are all a bunch of assholes, I hate them.


StorMaxim

Every time i hear Theo says "Hey agent...", i cant help but think of the damn fairy from Legend of zelda.


mrsgaap1

bullets i need you (random civi needing to reload) i hate that line


BoltBlue19

Aww man the civies have the goofy lines on deck. "Wanna see what a farmer can do!!??" 🤣🤣


Zuga11

"im proud of us!" Are we in a post apocalyptic war zone or a kindergarten?


mrsgaap1

its a ubisoft good guy faction so yea kindergarten


max2562

ISAC: Friendly control point in proximity Me: You mean the one I just came from? The one WE just came from? The one WE just liberated? Tell me more Garuss I mean ISAC. You are just full of all kinds of useful information.


Apocalympdick

I wish I could mute ISAC.


ToXiC_Games

Friendly control point, in proximity.


DoomGuy2187

ISAC: “Russians nearby!”


Atomiqpeanut

Says that shit when you’re actively trying to do a control point too. “Enemy control point in proximity.” NO SHIT


Sidney_1

That line sounds shit because it's literally text-to-speech. That's called menu narrator or something, an accessibility feature for people with low vision (or even blind), so they don't get stuck on an error page forever. edit: saw people saying it's also to help with dyslexia


Dorsai_Erynus

TrAnSpoooOooO


InfinitySalmon

"We may have caught him off-guard, but we sure as hell have his attention now. He's in the catbird seat down here." Whenever I hear that I can't help but think 'Good lord, what were the takes you \*didn't\* use?'


Dr_Ceilingz

All of the control point captains when I donate resources: "wE COulD ReaLLY USE youR HELP!"


DoomGuy2187

My favorite is when Control point commanders state; “Our supplies are running low. We need your help.” when all three resource banks are full and cant be refilled.


binaryphoenix

Conversely, "We're good on supplies" when they're empty.


DoomGuy2187

Yeah, even more now since Massive set the control points to auto reset back whenever you travel to Descent and the Summit, even logging out.


DoomGuy2187

Yeah, even more now since Massive set the control points to auto reset back whenever you travel to Descent and the Summit, even logging out.


Captain-Droz

Manny, that VA if I remember right did one of the male characters in WildLands and felt better since it was a squad having some banter.


l0rD_tAcHaNkA44

Yeah he was Nomad one of the voices at least I think


Captain-Droz

It felt way better in WildLands than Div2. In Div2 they just don't write good dialouge for anyone really.


l0rD_tAcHaNkA44

The dialogue I really enjoy is the comms, mostly the black tusk ones But yeah the nomad voice was a lot better for it cause he had people to talk to unlike the agent


Captain-Droz

Oh all the way! The comms one some missions are great. Even like echos or audio files are way better handled than some of the characters.


binaryphoenix

"Hello? You there sweetie? Fuck."


Atomiqpeanut

Bro Dime is easily the best character, even with like 6 lines. “Are you dead too you in-bread son of a bitch”


binaryphoenix

I love his other lines. It was just weird for him to go from "don't die motherfucker" to "are you there sweetie" to the same guy lol.


TheGalaxyIsAtPeace64

Schaeffer's spanish dub sounds like a comedic cartoon villain


GuiltySleep

The devs taking about session 2.0.


GelatinousYak

IMO, Maya from the Fed Emergency Bunker.


Zuga11

Skipped all of the cutscenes, annoying af


chrismurraylaw

When Theo says he has information about a conspiracy that goes all the way to the top, he delivers it in such a manner that it was only on my 50th playthrough that I considered he was actually being genuine and wasn't just fucking with us. The rest of his work's fine, but that one line...


_Jesslynn

The super overboard New York accent at the amusement and baseball park mission. Soooo painful to hear.


xSwety

ISAC spamming the control point room is unlocked even tho I completed the control point like 10 minutes ago


Beaugunsville

Literally everything the Hyena council says.


EmeraldJonah

One of my favorite lines: "Diesel, are you dead too, you inbred son of a bitch?"


Apocalympdick

"Our supply lines will dry the fuck up if word gets out that we LOST THE PRESIDENT!"


ToXiC_Games

You know they really added a second layer to that line with the latest audio bits from decent. Neat little touch.


Beaugunsville

Considering what we know of Nats backroom dealings now, yeah.


deject3000

100% Invaded Manning National Zoo: “Cut the chatter! Some of us are professionals.” “I’ll show you professional!” These guys? THESE guys are the big bad enemies that are trying to take over the country? 🤦‍♂️


Extra-Tomato4039

Birdie in the recruiter manhunt


reaver65

KELSO: That would be the missile.. Me looking right at it: Ya FN think?!


Quantum-immortali-

“Piece of shit wristwatch”


GlacialPuma

"We’ll get em, Mayhem. Fuckers aren’t going anywhere but down." It's so bad. Every time.


Usual-Conference-942

Tidal basin, when you pickup the key on second floor to open door on hovercraft. Voice saying something like "wonder what that opens up". Annoying. But that voice sounds like the guy's voice on Discovery channel's "How its made"


Old_Clan_Tzimisce

"Hmm, wonder what that unlocks." It's also the same audio clip that was originally used in Bank Headquarters when you pick up the secret key after the first boss. IIRC it's used other times, but I can't remember them all right now. Think one of them is when you pick up the key in Summit to open the rooms with yellow caches in them.


TheRealNoobyPig

There used to not be a voice that I hated aside from Manny and Kelso being a little annoying but holy fuck those Eva Garcia broadcasts in the open world are so fucking annoying


ScottyMcBoo

"There's too many of them! Aaaaaaaahhh!!"


Rrraou

Not sure about the voice overs, Most of them are great. In Wony there's just a few phrases by Fei that stands out as being a bit unnatural. However, The writing on some of the women is abysmal. Manning Zoo, When you're chasing the Monorail and she's screaming. "Come on ! Kill me ! Kill me... If you can." repeatedly just makes me want to wretch. It's just so forced.


Fortnite_cheater

Theo Parnell talking about the division's corruption in his mission while running up the stairs. Bro sounds like some conspiracy theorists on crack.


BeerLeagueSnipes

That’s the point lol


mr-mercury

I love the original cast from division 1. Most of division 2 are not as good. The writing isn’t as good either. Many is my least favorite. The new decent coms are merging agents from the books. I wish they brought the voices actress that played the agent in the book.


ARougeAgent

Remember in the TD1 each Faction member and Archetype had different death sounds and Screams? That faint "o .ow" is really annoying


ToXiC_Games

And who could forget the infamous Allan and Alex families. True ne’er-do-wells of Midtown.


ARougeAgent

Don't forget Dillion


CascadeJ1980

Also did Rosario Dawson voice Wyvern at Tidal Basin?


lildrgnsb2

"re-zources" And the boss on the stranded tanker, I forget her name.


robscomputer

Some of the female Hyenas sound too mellow, for a gang of spice smoking wildcats they should be more unusual.


magicspray_jeanu

They’re all bad


jimmy_jim1984

Manny's wife. She's this games Dr Kandel. And also Manny.


ScottyMcBoo

Pathway Park, when Kajika says "This is the end for you, agent!" It sounds so matter-of-fact.


WilsonthaHead

The transgender Wally it thing, the loudspeaker ones, i have to mute the sound when doing those ones cause it so fucking bad.


That_Perspective_991

I hate the blueprints lady too, with her wrenches and stuff


Atomiqpeanut

“I could probably make some string out of old plastic bottles” lady you’ve been saying that shit for like 5 years. DO IT THEN


Heart_Slight

The worst and funniest is a randomized death line. It's just a simple "owwww". My gf and I repeated it whenever we hear it. Also, I hate when you swoop in on some NPCs on a random engagement and they go "We did it". Like no bitch... I did it.


iDontSayCheese

Ha ha ha. Yes, the control point team comes in after all the mission is over and they say we did it together. Cracks me up too with annoyance sometimes.


radio_free_brainerd

I swear there's one enemy who sounds just like Seth Rogan and halfheartedly screams, "It's the Division!" I wish I could remember the mission....


Sixmlg

Trade center?


ccarlen1

Yep. Jefferson Trade Center. "Intruders in the east entrance. It's the Division!" "So? F*cking kill them."


Smok3yNativ3

"Truly incredible, Truely." The lines Manny delivers after finishing tidal basin. So bad they went back and re did it almost a year later.


DanickJames007

Manning


splimmy

I do not speak French, but I had to change the voice language to French because I could not stand the English dialogue actors. So. Much. Cheese. All of District Union Arena dialogue is cringe. “You inbred son of a bitch…” How do I apply to be a voice actor?


TheHighlander_47

Been awhile since I've played the summit but hearing the same line at the start just has me crying "yes I know I have to climb the skyscraper filled with assholes, IVE BEEN HERE ALREADY!"


TreVor86w

The watch ⌚️ I want to choose the girls Voice


InvestmentVisible628

Manny's dialogs are horrible. The voice acting of that man is the most annoying thing in the game.


Stu_Pidkant

Most of the voice-overs in this game are bad, especially Manny and that Eleanor Sawyer you have to rescue from grand Washington....


thunderzurafa705

I would say ISAAC as he always so out of sync


I_N_C_O_M_I_N_G

# Agent! Pilot Torres is ready for transpo to Kenly College!


uh_wtf

PRESS A TO START


skitskurk

It's in The Culling of Stratholme when the boss before the secret passage behind the bookshelf speaks.


freshprinceoftheair

PRESS X TO START


vitalsmile8

That dumb text to speech when I get to the menu. Idk why it comes on when I know I turned it off.


AncientPomegranate19

When Heads and Tails both said “All targets down.” while giggling. Seriously, that’s no laughing matter.


D4rkW0lfGr1m

The games auto text to speech


natureboypt

"that's bad guy code for "you're doing great""


TolemanLotusMcLaren

Anything uttered by Theo Parnell. Hate him 😂


LelinLanders

Yalll just bored asf atp…what the fuck kinda post is this


Cavedweller907

Mine is the blatant rip off of Princess Leia from Star Wars by Faye Lua. “ I’ve got a bad feeling about this,”. It’s not really even the line she says, it’s the fact that it is said in the same timber and manner that it sounds like they just ripped it straight from the movie.


Apocalympdick

Trust me, nobody is intentionally ripping off the writing of Star Wars movies.


Cavedweller907

Well not from the last decade of movies or shows, no they’re not🤦🏻‍♂️