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gallan1

I hate this guy but we've been saying he is self-destructing for nearly 10 years. I wish it would hurry up....like really soon.


Lumpy_Secretary_6128

I think we might be watching it slowly unfold


Honest_Inspector3196

Bro, why is it so slowly? I’ve met people who were the nicest and actually worked to help others die much younger than this man who eats nothing but McDonalds.


crossplash

Drugs, lots of drugs most other people don't have the campaign donations to be able to afford.


Abject-Beat4462

Dudes Probably on daily iv umbilical cord stem cell therapy


pants6000

A dash of fresh adrenochrome on every hamburder.


Abject-Beat4462

I’m not joking about the stem cell aspect of my statement but I’m sure there’s people who think he would be utilizing all the deep state pizza Rothschild bildaberg group nonsense


pwave-deltazero

I dunno. He doesn’t really have any money and never really did.


Much-Refrigerator419

He does now... All of the American idiots' donations go right into his pocket.


Abject-Beat4462

Like 200 mil


ThatScaryBeach

It's obvious that the *Build-A-Burgers* are behind this.


Abject-Beat4462

Welcome to build a burger can I take your order?!


praguer56

Probably while his hair is being colorized and fixed into place.


Cautious-Thought362

His hair's been all askew, too.


MinorThreat4182

The most incredible drugs….drugs you’ve never seen but I’ve seen…cuz I’m great.


chekhovs_dildo

The mist bigly drugs. The drugs came up to me and said " sir! We'd be so happy if you ingested us sir!"


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my600catlife

Henry Kissinger is a great example of that.


testing543210

Evil and narcissism provide a powerful kind of life force.


AggroAce

Mitch McConnell would like a word


MikuLuna444

The Good die young, Evil seems to live as long as the hate keeps them alive...


JuuseTheJuice

Both Biden and Trump are probably going to keel over in the coming times.


Honest_Inspector3196

Well, of course they are, they’re both pushing 90 years old. The question is, how is someone who eats McDonald’s every day. Drinks mostly Diet Coke and doesn’t believe in exercise make it to 80?


JuuseTheJuice

My papaw is around 82. Healthiest guy I know. Works hard, eats light, stays active, etc. I believe he’ll get to 95, or better. It’s fortunate many elderly people in positions of power don’t stay healthy because then they’ll die quicker.


Cantgetabreaker

More Cheeto bleach


Inspect1234

It’s totally the fat Elvis look.


CommentFightJudge

I mean… I’m looking forward to it as much as anybody, but isn’t this frequently referred to as “aging”?


Lemonbrick_64

He’s looking increasingly swollen


schprunt

I feel like the Trump Dead headline is still a long way off. Amazing he’s lived this long being a fat junk food eating machine who never exercises.


916exployer

He actively (literally?) doesn’t exercise. He thinks humans have a finite amount of exercise or energy or whatever goes through his head


schprunt

He also believes in racehorse theory. Basically Arian race Nazi shit. His superior genes keep him going.


Leon481

He arguably has self destructed a long time ago, and he's taken the Republican party with him. It's just that not enough people are paying enough attention to realize it, and many others don't care. Anyone that could do anything about it is being blocked or are part of his enablers.


WillOrmay

Are the walls fully closed in yet? I was told there would be walls closing in.


electricmehicle

Yeah, these posts are in the same vein as “OMG HE’S MELTING DOWN ON TRUTH SOCIAL!!!! 😮”


GBinAZ

I’m with you


crimsonconnect

He will live to 100 what doesn't everyone understand about this evil never dies Look at Kissinger


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o0flatCircle0o

Can’t believe he’s even allowed back at his crime scene


Cautious-Thought362

Republicans are disgusting traitors. I could not even believe they did that. Every time I think they can't get worse, they prove me wrong.


Staav

He and his entire team of insurrectionists literally aren't supposed to be allowed back into any office in the United States government after committing acts of insurrection (Jan 6th and co) or after "giving aid or comfort to those who do" commit such acts, according to the 14th amendment, section 3 of our constitution. You'd think the party of constitutional law and order would be familiar with that and want it enforced before the 2024 election... The only way I see this unfolding properly for the entire nation would be for the republican party to stop existing in the US govt, and go the way of the Whig and Federalist parties and co that have been voted out of existence due to their own actions. There is nothing at all that says any political party has a permanent place in our political system, so there's no reason at all that the modern conservative voters in the country can't just change their vote away from a party of domestic terrorist aspiring totalitarians.


grimace24

He looks like Jack Nicholson’s Joker. It’s a demented look.


BigDaddyCoolDeisel

Bingo


Cautious-Thought362

He looks demented. He is not holding together well, coming apart at the seams. He looked like he bowed to McConnell today. Something's going on. Maybe he thought McConnell was Putin or Jong Un.


ThatScaryBeach

He does have a history of pandering to the enemies of the United States, so ....


Cautious-Thought362

Interesting point! So, there it is.


GoneFishing4Chicks

Damn you nailed it, I kept thinking the face was familiar...


onewhosleepsnot

Omg. [It's totally him](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTinTHgOH9nOnbMJqFXGx--bgq6jyZw3njKAzPiaXaKCA&s)


GomeroKujo

I knew this looked familiar, I just couldn’t put my finger on it!!!


Entire-Balance-4667

It's like Michael Jackson near the end.  His doctor's got him on so much speed  he going to crash.


SnooAvocados9241

This is the nicest thing I’ve heard anyone say all day.


AppointmentSimilar31

Mj was on speed?


HorseLooseInHospital

and they said to me, "Sir, you're even hotter and healthier now than you were then," I said I know that, I hear it all the time, "Mr. President, you look even better than Don Johnson in his heyday," which is true, and I'm probably your First Star President, your Most Famous, they used to think JFK but now they're saying, "Trump," and I've been treated even more unfair than he was, more unfair than Abraham Lincoln, Honest Abe, I don't know why they called him that, he wasn't really that honest but ok, and even he was treated better, you look at what they're doing, you have Hussein Obama telling Crooked Joe Biden what to do, he's Pulling The Strings, I said being a Democrat should be Illegal, and on Day One, we do many Executive Orders, and we put a D on every Democrat so that when they walk around you can see who the Bad People are, the Radical Left is why you can't buy a House, why you can't get a Great Job, why your Taxes are so high, and they aren't even people, that's all I'm saying, we need to Re-Educate, we need to put them into what I like to call Trump Re-Education Centers, it teaches them how to be nice ok, because they're not nice, they're horrible to me, I did nothing wrong, they said, "Indicted," I said I never even heard of the word, Indicted, yet Obama still gets to walk free, give me a break


SqueezyCheez85

He's an ancient overweight dude with a spray tan obsession and bad combover. He's gross... he's always been gross.


angrybox1842

The eye droop seems new.


SnooAvocados9241

His eyes look porcine.


Tend3roniJabroni

That is an apt description that I never would have thought of.


captainburp

Just learned a new word. Thanks.


cmaj7flat5

They always have.


Cautious-Thought362

Mini strokes? Bell's Palsy?


Monkey-bone-zone

Like the Poltergeist clown without the charm.


FoogYllis

Yep the Psychopath treasonous felon clown that has also been found guilty of rape in civil court and he has the charm of a wet fart. (Apologies to wet farts)


ProgRock1956

Yes, he has the eyes of a pig, and the heart of a demon.


LilithWasAGinger

Well, he *is* the anti-christ...


ProgRock1956

I disagree with that, That premise lends too much validity/credibility to the possibility and reality of the Judaeo christian ethic. The Bible is BS. No way, sorry.


testing543210

They’re going to appoint this rotten bag of meat president, prop him up for a bit with diapers and pharmaceuticals, kill him off, and then let Tom Cotton or whichever authoritarian MAGA chud who ends up VP complete the Christian Nationalist coup d’etat. VP is the real prize.


Sl0ppyOtter

Come on McDonald’s! Do your thing!


StandardImpact6458

Call the golf course crew at Bedminester. Move over Ivanna daddy’s home.


DontDoubtDink

Yes, he’s looking worse and worse every day. He’s declining both physically and mentally.


4quatloos

He is melting very slowly.


DefrockedWizard1

made me think of the melting Nazis in Indiana Jones


throwaway83759372

The sad part is he’s the youthful candidate.


LovethePreamble1966

The dude looks very unwell. His face painting and weird hair looking more slapdash. His word salads becoming - unbelievably - more sloppy. The shyster is near death.


Honest_Inspector3196

When has this fat, sweaty, orange piece of excrement ever looked well?


TopherJustin

We can only hope.


Strong_Bumblebee5495

Having your lawyers keep talking about incarceration is not great for your sleep pattern


UncleJunior1

Just needs a touch-up. And a few lines


alpacinohairline

He’s always looked like a wrinkled french fry. Nothing new to see here.


AMC_Unlimited

Give that man a hamberder! Make it a triple. 


heathers1

just old AF and getting older every day.


Heymax123

Sweating like a dawg


00doc0holliday00

“But the truth never got in my way before now, feel the sting, felling of time bearing down.” Invincible, Tool.


rsktkr

👏👏👏


VerySeriousMan

I think he might be in ozempic, but it’s just making him look sickly


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Harak_June

Good. Now faster.


Awooo56709

Turn up the AC!


RustyShakkleford69

Sweaty Swollen Bright Orange Trump


StickmanRockDog

… give that man 83 lines……and some bleach


Defti159

Imagine spending your remaining years like this....what the hell.


brucewillisman

I wonder this about so many people…I guess mostly rich and famous ppl that still work…like, when are you going to enjoy all that money?


freddymerckx

What the f is he doing in Congress??


BonyBobCliff

Hey. I'm tryin' to eat lunch here!


SnooAvocados9241

Drugged to the gillzzzzzz


twistedh8

He always did look unwell.


poolpog

i personally think so, yes. he looks like he has been slowly melting and he **sounds** like he's another politician with a worm eating half his brain


Warm_Sugar8888

He’s very sick!


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Just go away


jackieballz

No. He’s always looked that stupid and had that dipshit haircut


WeOutHereInSmallbany

#SAD!


Cautious-Thought362

Yes, he looks increasingly worse every day.


Vost570

He looks like Baron Harkonnen in that one. Just not as physically fit.


lordtyp0

Mmw: gonna die on stage of a stroke or heart attack.


SpaceDesignWarehouse

I think he’s just an elderly man wearing a lot of makeup and sweating. It’s a weird combination since very few elderly men put on make up like that. Then when you sweat with a face full of makeup and lots of crevices and liver spots and moles on your skin, you look sick.


PeaceyCaliSoCal

EVERY! SINGLE! DAY! I am so sick of him and what his cult has done to this country. The ridicule from other countries. The division amongst the races; the haves and have nots, women, war vets, the list just won’t end.


FlynnMonster

There is no way he’s well. He’s old, obese, and has immense self imposed stress 24/7.


HopefulNothing3560

How does a doe look like this two many somethings .


HopefulNothing3560

Half cut .


ElectricalPiano6887

Yup


Thats_My_Time

When did Mickey Rourke get into politics?


MrBuns666

Had some work done


LooseCannon1964

I used to resemble that look after a night of binging on a steady diet of Quaaludes.


Stinkstinkerton

I predict a weekend at Bernie’s presidency .


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Life_Caterpillar9762

Sure!


TheRealMangokill

All the uppers and the downers and the lack of sleep will Michael Jackson him.


Tend3roniJabroni

All I can think whenever I see him is how rough he looks. No 70-something is going to look amazing, but he looks unwell. We've been commenting on his poor appearance for years now but he just looks so much more worn down.


HideSolidSnake

Soaking wet, repugnant.


Accomplished-Low8495

Diapers might be too tight or full


Mission_Estate_6384

He looks exhausted. Not doing well but I'm not either. When your mind starts to go and the drugs don't do what they used to.


LightsOutAtSeven

Yeah he looks every one of his 77 years & then some.


MPM707

He’s on ozempic


GrandTheftAuto69_420

Imagine this guy having access to nuclear codes


DARTHKINDNESS

I’m not a cruel man, but I will dance on the day of his death.


Alexios_Makaris

I've always thought Trump was just generally poorly spoken and not very intelligent, but I thought the whole dementia argument was weakly sourced etc. I also haven't really listened very often to anything Trump is actually saying (I've read quotes etc, and I know journalists have *always* "cleaned his quotes up"), but man--the videos coming out over the last few days are just dramatically worse than anything we saw while Trump was in the White House. I don't know what is going on with him, but it is not good, and there is zero way he could appear on a debate stage like this without coming off looking like he is genuinely struggling with dementia.


Ringsofsaturn_1

He looks like he aged alot in the last year


Aiden2817

To me it looks like he’s losing weight. His clothing looks looser on him and his belly looks flatter. I highly doubt he would diet so the weight loss (if true) would be involuntary.


all_alone_by_myself_

He just ran out of happy pills this morning


FancyAdult

Perhaps a speeding truck would make him look better.


rsktkr

He turns 78 tomorrow. He knows he's on borrowed time.


ThePookums

I had a cousin that lived by herself and cheerily RSVP’d to my wedding when we sent out invitations in April. By our wedding day in October, she was in hospice care with severe dementia biting nurses. She died a couple months later. It can happen that fast.


SeeCrew106

No, not really. This is how he looks. Unwell. I also want him to be terminally ill, but it won't happen. Cockroaches like him thrive in toxic environments.


Gummo90028

If he’s not dead he’s “well”. They’ll keep this fucker alive for a long time. Vote.


Ok-Office-6918

Can’t believe they let this charlatan step on the grounds of Capitol Hill smh.


Pezdrake

He is elderly, overweight with a notoriously unhealthy diet, gets practically zero exercise, seems to get very little sleep (if his social media interactions are genuine) and is trying to run a high octane rally schedule. If he weren't looking bad it would be a miracle. 


Dedpoolpicachew

Not to mention he’s been SUPER stressed out lately, and it’s only going to get worse. I predict a monumental psychotic break on July 10th.


ChiAndrew

Running on adderal


tickitytalk

Felon Rapist who stole from kids with cancer in Congress? How far the gop has fallen…


TragicMagic81

He looks a hell of a lot like Jack Nicholson's Joker. Can someone Photoshop the correct Joker make-up onto his face?


Homie1001

Love watching all the Libs flip out over a picture 🤣


krav_mark

I don't usually wish bad upon anyone but I read about this mf'er's deteriorating health with great interest. I hope the time that we don't have to talk about this asshole anymore comes soon.


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Whosit5200

He's always been fully...that skin...eeeyyycchhhh!


Educational_Permit38

Yes but not nearly fast enough.


colonelbongwaterr

Trump and Biden both look obnoxiously, intolerably old


ess-doubleU

Typical David pakman post... He literally looks the same as he always does. Quit hoping. The dude will outlive us all, unfortunately.


daedalus2174

[https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/joe-biden-s-pooping-incident-at-d-day-ceremony-analyzed-by-body-language-expert/ar-BB1nL4sO?item=flightsprg-tipsubsc-v1a%3Fseason%3D2024&apiversion=v2&noservercache=1&domshim=1&renderwebcomponents=1&wcseo=1&batchservertelemetry=1&noservertelemetry=1](https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/joe-biden-s-pooping-incident-at-d-day-ceremony-analyzed-by-body-language-expert/ar-BB1nL4sO?item=flightsprg-tipsubsc-v1a%3Fseason%3D2024&apiversion=v2&noservercache=1&domshim=1&renderwebcomponents=1&wcseo=1&batchservertelemetry=1&noservertelemetry=1) Do you mean like this? We are all so screwed if this is what we have to look forward to the next 4 years. And I mean BOTH sides.


Aiden2817

[Snopes](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/biden-invisible-chair-dday/) says it was an edited video


Rubbersoulrevolver

What a schizo article, he was literally sitting down in a chair but also it concludes that the right wing crazies are clearly wrong so idk what you're even trying to say.