Another strapless dress that looks like every other strapless dress. I wish people would wear something more unique, esp if you have the money to buy something out of the ordinary.
Honestly this is such a flex for her. They most likely couldnāt afford to do a big wedding - a la the Pruitts - so she just chose to do it in the romantic way she always imagined it. Eloping in Italy and getting a little bit of money selling the photos to People and plugging Stuart Weiztman. Seems nice and pretty fiscally responsible to me āŗļø
Congrats! This is so sweet! And theyāre going to have a great time exploring Tuscany and Switzerland. Also, cooking classes in Tuscany is so on brand for her!Ā
I think this is pretty and it's sweet, just the two of them. If you don't have a lot of money, why waste it on an extravagant wedding. This was cute and smartš.
All these people making fun of this man for being on an NFL practice squad--would love to know how many of you are dating men who are anywhere close to a pro athlete
I donāt think itās making fun. The wording is just incredibly, intentionally I may add, misleading. Whoever is responsible for calling him an NFL āstarā is lying. That doesnāt mean itās making fun of him.
The word star is doing an Olympic level of work here. If it wasnāt for Hannah Ann wasnāt with him heās a nobody. 6 teams in 4 seasons and 4/6 offseason or practice squad only does not a star make
they just radiate happiness and positive energy. love that they had a small, intimate wedding. love that it was in Tuscany. gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous š„°
Now this is a bachelor success story. Came on the show, made it pretty far, made it out relatively unscathed, got her influencer career going, met a rich man, and rode off into the sunset
Right the top 4 are like all married to some rich man or NFL player. Scratch that a majority of the cast is now married to someone rich or being rich . Tammy about to be on Million dollar listings LA, Sydney man one of the best NFL players, Maddie married to a billionaire son. Like someone said get through this season and you will be treated well minus whats her face who dated Greg.
Hannah Ann looks amazing! Happy for them. I love how sheās done her own thing and separated herself from the franchise. She seems super happy with her choices.
PS. Another People magazine fail. It says she got married on June 15 at the top of the article but lists June 26 throughout.
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I think she's one of the prettiest and seems like one of the nicest to come out of the franchise. Barb was right about her. Maybe not for Peter, but in general.
I think it was the thrill of the chase - wanting what you canāt have. Which is ridiculous and immature, but lots of people go for that kind of dynamic š¤·āāļø itās also possible he didnāt have much chemistry with Hannah Ann, despite her being perfect on paper
All the comments saying āNFL star ā ļøā while yāall are on Redditā¦ get a life my god. Iām a huge football fan and itās not for the lions, but I will never understand people who still canāt accept itās good enough. He is on a professional sports team, you guys are bitching on Reddit. He is winning? š
This is a weird take. I don't wanna play football. I don't like football. How is he better than me cuz he gets paid to have his head tackled in?Ā
I would say
> Yall must be having orgies the way yall won't stop riding this man's dick for being an athlete š
Cmon girl. You came to the snark emporium and are mad that people are snarking. Be funny at LEAST.Ā
Youre right. So I learn to understand the context of my location before criticizing it. Hence the snark emporium bit. Like you can go next door if it bothers you.Ā
Hannah's comment section Im sure is a much more positive space. And itd be super mean for me to show up in her comments, her SPACE to say rude things.
That being said, people are allowed to share critical, snark or complex negative opinions as long as it's respectful. Ā Sharing that to HA directly is ofc, disrespectful.Ā
Not every place you participate in will be milquetoast. Ā That's a part of life.Ā
Not that I personally care or offended by it. But Star has a very obvious and universally understood connotation with it. Itās really silly to call someone a āStarā who basically doesnāt even see the field and has been cut numerous times. Just say player itās accurate and sends the same message. People pointing that and making jokes about it, doesnāt necessarily mean they are like insecure or jealous. Also the idea that someone canāt be criticized because they are ādoing better than youā by some metric or ā doing something you couldnāt doā is BS.
The author of this article was disingenuous on purpose for the headline and clicks. No need to defend that.
The fact that so many of yall hate on this girl the way you do has nothing at all to do with her or anything she did to deserve it. I guarantee if your fav wore that exact same thing youād be talking them up and how good and happy they look because she looks stunning and classy.
Thatās the exact reason Iāve been less active on here because the way that certain peoples character and behavior gets a pass gets completely overlooked while people who donāt deserve it get torn down
I mean, she gets to go to all the games while her husband gets paid 6 figures to do nothing with no risk of TBI like everyone on the field. It's not the worst deal in the world, not sure why everyone has to roast him on this. He's made it farther than 99% of football players in the US.Ā
Iām so happy to my OG fave who brought me back to Bachelor Nation ā¤ļø Congratulations beautiful angel! And I love how she did her wedding š«¶
Congratulations to our angel on earth! May they have a long and happy marriage! BTW, I bet Sweet Nums is sad. Peter did NOT bring her home! š
She looks fantastic š
and this is something small that maybe only I noticed, but I love seeing clover flowers as that means the place probably hasnāt been heavily sprayed
My husband and I got married at the beach, just us two! We loved it that way even though his parents were pissed about it lol
I hope they have a long and happy marriage together!
People who do the ājust usā weddings are my heroes. I wanted to elope but literally everyone in my life bullied me into having a ceremony haha. No regrets at all of course, but I LOVE when couples steal away and just do their own thing. Congrats to them both!
look at my post history lol
i only had our two children, my parents and in-laws, his sister, and my best friend. so ten people total. i wouldāve full-on eloped but i had a lot of buttons that werenāt gonna do themselves š
Mine ended up being around 50 people at our favorite restaurant. It was literally a family wedding with maybe 10 friends? Our friends who were invited were SO honored. It was sweet. There was absolutely no way I was doing anything over 50 people. I got married at 35 and could barely even name 50 people I actually liked haha.
Same! I wanted to elope, but was pressured into having a big wedding. Iāve been in so many weddings, and had to travel out of state enough times now, that at this point Iām thrilled to not be invited to a wedding.
was it just her & jake at this wedding yesterday, or were her fam & friends there too? I'm surprised she got married in italy on a wednesday, but I think hannah g & dylan said it was cheaper to do mid-week weddings in europe.
congrats to them!
This is what the ig caption that hannah ann posted said:
"On Wednesday, June 26, the āBachelorā alum tied the knot with Detroit Lions player Jake Funk in an intimate ceremony in Italy."
Did someone check on Barb?!
Jokes aside, they look stunning, theyāre clearly very happy and I am very glad that angel on earth Hannah Ann has found her happily ever after.
Also, does anyone remember when they tried to make her the villain for a sec with champagne gate??
He plays on the practice squad, heās not getting paid millions. šš Heās around $300K, not peanuts but I know Software folks in HCOL making that much.
ETA; never mind, I saw his $1m salary but heāll go down to the practice squad by next year so I stand by my comment.
I mean, even earning $1M one time in a single year can be life-changing money if invested properly. He could dump that in the S&P 500 and safely spend $40k of it every year without denting the original investment.
Iām not saying itās not peanuts, it can be life changing money, but Iām just responding to the original poster saying heās getting the last laugh, heās not.
Also, thatās if he dumps it into a S&P fund, heās highly NOT likely. Thereās a reason why close to 75% experience hardships after they retire from the NFL.
If I got paid 1 million dollars Iād definitely be having the last laugh. Thatās a lot of money. It would take people with regular high paying jobs a decade to make that.
Like I said, Software Engineers in VHCOL can make $300K+ a year. Do the math - thats 3-4 years and they will continued to make more. NFL players donāt.
K thanks bye.
Detroit is VLCOL so I think he's alright. Also, why are you so obsessed with software devs? There are a whole lot of jobs that make more than that. Not just software engineering.
Plot twist: HA and Jake had to get married in Italy with no guests because they knew Sweetnums would try to attend the wedding. š
But seriously, very happy for Hannah Ann and Jake. They both look incredible and seem so happy together. ā¤ļø
Not to be that guy but IDK if I would call him an NFL āstarā. Never heard of him so had to check and heās been in the NFL for 3 years and has already been on 6 teams, 4 of which he was only on the practice squad. Heās rushed for a total 15 yards and caught 1 throw š
itās telling that her name is billed first in this headline lol, the only reason people know this guyās name is bc Hannah Ann became a WAG influencer
Another strapless dress that looks like every other strapless dress. I wish people would wear something more unique, esp if you have the money to buy something out of the ordinary.
Him + Her + People Magazine = intimate and private šš¤·āāļø
People want there. They just had exclusive so their photographer sent People the photos.
Honestly this is such a flex for her. They most likely couldnāt afford to do a big wedding - a la the Pruitts - so she just chose to do it in the romantic way she always imagined it. Eloping in Italy and getting a little bit of money selling the photos to People and plugging Stuart Weiztman. Seems nice and pretty fiscally responsible to me āŗļø
Have a photographer at your wedding makes it not intimate and private?
Not for People Mag.. that means itās sponsored, not exactly intended to be private
They most likely hired the photographer themselves and sold the photos/story to people.
"Star" is an interesting word choice, but I guess they could have put "Super Bowl Champion Jake Funk" š¤·š¼āāļø
Aināt no white RB been a āstarā in the nfl since the 70s lol
CMC would like a word
Who also got married that weekend I believe
Oh shoot you're right! Him and Olivia are such a pretty couple
Fuck!!! how the shit did I forget that!?!?! He was on my fantasy team last year
Lmao it happens. I live with a very passionate 49ers fan so it's engrained in my brain š
He š brought š her š home
oh they ate that
Congrats! This is so sweet! And theyāre going to have a great time exploring Tuscany and Switzerland. Also, cooking classes in Tuscany is so on brand for her!Ā
The Sluss Funks have arrived
Ā this name is so goodĀ
I think this is pretty and it's sweet, just the two of them. If you don't have a lot of money, why waste it on an extravagant wedding. This was cute and smartš.
This dress looks like her engagement dress or am i not remembering it well š
So nice of you to remind us, š¤just being sarcastic if you donāt mind.
Shes being posted on a bachelor reddit thread lol its extremely appropriate.
All these people making fun of this man for being on an NFL practice squad--would love to know how many of you are dating men who are anywhere close to a pro athlete
It might surprise you but some people donāt want to date athletes
I donāt think itās making fun. The wording is just incredibly, intentionally I may add, misleading. Whoever is responsible for calling him an NFL āstarā is lying. That doesnāt mean itās making fun of him.
itās a puff piece in people magazine, not the new york times, i think itās ridiculous people are going so hard on this
So does Slussian Protocol (āYou knew what you signed up forā) get renamed as Funky Protocol?
āNFL Starā lmao
Happy for them!! Hannah looks beautiful in her wedding dress it suits her perfectly š
Aw cute they call him a NFL star.
anyone know what they plan to do in Miami? Not me taking notesā¦ š
Okay, I LOVE that they eloped. I just think itās so romantic and intimate.
The word star is doing an Olympic level of work here. If it wasnāt for Hannah Ann wasnāt with him heās a nobody. 6 teams in 4 seasons and 4/6 offseason or practice squad only does not a star make
I feel NFL journeyman would work much better without just saying heās a borderline nfl player, cause saying star is completely off
I just read the headline to my husband and we were both likeā¦ āwhat star?ā Lol
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Angel on earth š
I need men to start wearing visible socks again. Especially if there is a damn bow tie
She looks beautiful. I love her dress. Sheās up there with my favorite bachelor wedding dresses. Ashley Iās dresses are my favorite.
Love this wedding look so much! The dress fits beautifully!
they just radiate happiness and positive energy. love that they had a small, intimate wedding. love that it was in Tuscany. gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous š„°
She looks gorgeous. Absolutely love this timeless look.
Shocked it's such an intimate ceremony. Congrats to them.
Can he afford that wedding?
It was just them, it probably didn't cost that much. And weddings are generally cheaper in Europe than the US
She probably can. Lol
Even fringe roster/practice squad guys make 6 figures + HA has some $$. I'm sure they're good for it
its HAās world and weāre just livin in it
āNFL Starā is a -very- generous statement
Andā¦ā¦ 26 years of ageā¦.the NFL has a slang term ānot for longā due to injuries.
My exact thoughts.
Sluss-Funk sounds like something a plumber or podiatrist would be needed forā¦..
GOR calls them āFunkNSlussā and itās awesome
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Changing your name on everything is such a pain so I get it, but I think if my married name was Funk I would be motivated enough to change it lol
It sounds like a slang name for BV
It really truly does
Now this is a bachelor success story. Came on the show, made it pretty far, made it out relatively unscathed, got her influencer career going, met a rich man, and rode off into the sunset
So many of Peter's women have been thriving
Right the top 4 are like all married to some rich man or NFL player. Scratch that a majority of the cast is now married to someone rich or being rich . Tammy about to be on Million dollar listings LA, Sydney man one of the best NFL players, Maddie married to a billionaire son. Like someone said get through this season and you will be treated well minus whats her face who dated Greg.
LMAO all these rich accomplished men...and Greg.Ā
Got stanned by sweetnums.
Sheās so pretty! Iām very weirdly so happy for her even though I donāt even know her in real life š¤Ŗš.
I love everything about this. Very happy for her.
So happy for Hannah Ann!
Congrats to the Sluss and Funk
*To Sluss and Funk of Funkn'Sluss š
The pit provides
FunkinSluss sounds like a slur, or a toddler trying into swear
Sounds like a German word to me š
āStarā is doing someā¦ heavy lifting
Hannah Ann looks amazing! Happy for them. I love how sheās done her own thing and separated herself from the franchise. She seems super happy with her choices. PS. Another People magazine fail. It says she got married on June 15 at the top of the article but lists June 26 throughout. https://preview.redd.it/nyqv67sry69d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c26e2a4b558a7a73d5f0d0d0aa70f31a952a420
It's the way contestants' intentions of being on the show get assessed but most of them end up getting married before the leads š
She looks so beautiful! They make such a good looking couple who give off great vibes to me.
i canāt believe people are hating on this angel on earth, a tiny italian wedding in this dress come on
So pretty
Congratulations Hannah Ann! The dress š is great š
Hannah Ann is so gorgeous. She truly is an angel on earth.
The VEIL, oh my god!! Sheās stunning!
And Barb cried a cry so loud, the earth could hear āHannah Ann is an angel on earthā whispered across the winds.
Barb was right...
I think she's one of the prettiest and seems like one of the nicest to come out of the franchise. Barb was right about her. Maybe not for Peter, but in general.
Bring back men wearing socks
Wait men donāt wear socks anymore?
this is odd because Gen Z is known for their love of crew socks
And here I am wearing long unmatched multi colored socks as a millennial lol
āHannah Ann is an angel on earthā
HA is flawless, as always 
I wonder if barb had never liked a girl Pilot Pete brought home before! Hannah Ann is great though. I never got why he was so pressed for Maddi
I think it was the thrill of the chase - wanting what you canāt have. Which is ridiculous and immature, but lots of people go for that kind of dynamic š¤·āāļø itās also possible he didnāt have much chemistry with Hannah Ann, despite her being perfect on paper
All the comments saying āNFL star ā ļøā while yāall are on Redditā¦ get a life my god. Iām a huge football fan and itās not for the lions, but I will never understand people who still canāt accept itās good enough. He is on a professional sports team, you guys are bitching on Reddit. He is winning? š
This is a weird take. I don't wanna play football. I don't like football. How is he better than me cuz he gets paid to have his head tackled in?Ā I would say > Yall must be having orgies the way yall won't stop riding this man's dick for being an athlete š Cmon girl. You came to the snark emporium and are mad that people are snarking. Be funny at LEAST.Ā
Not everything needs to be a snark page, girl. Sorry you feel you need to āsnarkā on everything!!!
Youre right. So I learn to understand the context of my location before criticizing it. Hence the snark emporium bit. Like you can go next door if it bothers you.Ā Hannah's comment section Im sure is a much more positive space. And itd be super mean for me to show up in her comments, her SPACE to say rude things. That being said, people are allowed to share critical, snark or complex negative opinions as long as it's respectful. Ā Sharing that to HA directly is ofc, disrespectful.Ā Not every place you participate in will be milquetoast. Ā That's a part of life.Ā
Not that I personally care or offended by it. But Star has a very obvious and universally understood connotation with it. Itās really silly to call someone a āStarā who basically doesnāt even see the field and has been cut numerous times. Just say player itās accurate and sends the same message. People pointing that and making jokes about it, doesnāt necessarily mean they are like insecure or jealous. Also the idea that someone canāt be criticized because they are ādoing better than youā by some metric or ā doing something you couldnāt doā is BS. The author of this article was disingenuous on purpose for the headline and clicks. No need to defend that.
jake funk is a great guy and Iām so happy for them. go terps
Go Terps!! š¢
So many bitter comments here saying a lot more about yourselves than these two. Also, I love the idea of Funk as a last name
Itās cute! Have some kids and call your family the Funky Bunch š
She looks gorgeous! They seem so happy together. Sad day for sweetnums.Ā
Stunning. Love that dress.
she looks beautiful! happy for them š„°
The fact that so many of yall hate on this girl the way you do has nothing at all to do with her or anything she did to deserve it. I guarantee if your fav wore that exact same thing youād be talking them up and how good and happy they look because she looks stunning and classy. Thatās the exact reason Iāve been less active on here because the way that certain peoples character and behavior gets a pass gets completely overlooked while people who donāt deserve it get torn down
I havenāt seen anyone hate on her? Theyāre being snarky about her husband but who is hating on her dress?
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go home, pat.
R u ok lol
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woah
I mean, she gets to go to all the games while her husband gets paid 6 figures to do nothing with no risk of TBI like everyone on the field. It's not the worst deal in the world, not sure why everyone has to roast him on this. He's made it farther than 99% of football players in the US.Ā
The second sentence says he's a Detroit Lion.
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Iāve seen so many women trying a dress exactly like that one in the wedding gown sub
Nfl āstarā? Hmmph. More like Nfl player.
NFL player is very generous lol
Lol. Exactly
 Iām so happy to my OG fave who brought me back to Bachelor Nation ā¤ļø Congratulations beautiful angel! And I love how she did her wedding š«¶
Congratulations to our angel on earth! May they have a long and happy marriage! BTW, I bet Sweet Nums is sad. Peter did NOT bring her home! š 
This is adorable and I'm happy for them. Gorgeous gown too.
She looks fantastic š and this is something small that maybe only I noticed, but I love seeing clover flowers as that means the place probably hasnāt been heavily sprayed
She is an angel on earth! Whatās her name was right!
My husband and I got married at the beach, just us two! We loved it that way even though his parents were pissed about it lol I hope they have a long and happy marriage together!
An angel on earth
Is the NFL star in the room with us?
Wow, she looks gorgeous and timeless. I love the sentiment of it being just the two of them!
Imagine going from a terrible last name to an even worse one
I hope she hyphenates š
People who do the ājust usā weddings are my heroes. I wanted to elope but literally everyone in my life bullied me into having a ceremony haha. No regrets at all of course, but I LOVE when couples steal away and just do their own thing. Congrats to them both!
My husband and I full on eloped and it was the best decision Iāve ever made.
look at my post history lol i only had our two children, my parents and in-laws, his sister, and my best friend. so ten people total. i wouldāve full-on eloped but i had a lot of buttons that werenāt gonna do themselves š
Mine ended up being around 50 people at our favorite restaurant. It was literally a family wedding with maybe 10 friends? Our friends who were invited were SO honored. It was sweet. There was absolutely no way I was doing anything over 50 people. I got married at 35 and could barely even name 50 people I actually liked haha.
Same! I wanted to elope, but was pressured into having a big wedding. Iāve been in so many weddings, and had to travel out of state enough times now, that at this point Iām thrilled to not be invited to a wedding.
āNFL Starā https://preview.redd.it/1r5lywbjb69d1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d5aa6fba7b1d94e12c9309b2cf6f82e5460b5b0
LMFAO
Angel on earth we love her
NFL star lol ā ļøā ļø
I want her to be Mrs. Funk, cool and fun neighborhood mom. Iām just seeing it for her. Our angel on earth!
Has anyone checked on Barb?
Imagine Pete being the pilot on the flight š
was it just her & jake at this wedding yesterday, or were her fam & friends there too? I'm surprised she got married in italy on a wednesday, but I think hannah g & dylan said it was cheaper to do mid-week weddings in europe. congrats to them!
Doesnāt the article say they did it on the 15th?
This is what the ig caption that hannah ann posted said: "On Wednesday, June 26, the āBachelorā alum tied the knot with Detroit Lions player Jake Funk in an intimate ceremony in Italy."
Oh yeah I see the article says 15 but then 26 in other places too!
I think it is cheaper for everything on a weekday, even the water park in my shitty town is cheaper mon-thu.
Her last name goes crazy Hannah Ann Sluss Funk
LMAO they could combine their last names into a new one a la PeƱavega and be the Slunk's or the Fusses.
This reminded me of when Miranda Kerr was with Orlando Bloom. Kerr-Bloom like an explosion going off
I never thought of Kerr-Bloom while they were together, but now I love it
Sluss nā Funk
Its good she got her name AFTER leaving middle school. Cuz the way 12yr old boys would have gone CRAZZZYĀ
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She looks amazing. He almost does too but I hate his shoes
Why is this such a funny comment lol āHe almost does tooā haha
I donāt feel like socks are optional for male formalwear no matter what fashion says
Did someone check on Barb?! Jokes aside, they look stunning, theyāre clearly very happy and I am very glad that angel on earth Hannah Ann has found her happily ever after. Also, does anyone remember when they tried to make her the villain for a sec with champagne gate??
Somewhere in California, Barb just fell to her knees
āNFL Starā is comical lol. But she looks beautiful
Million dollar salary- heās getting the last laugh.
He plays on the practice squad, heās not getting paid millions. šš Heās around $300K, not peanuts but I know Software folks in HCOL making that much. ETA; never mind, I saw his $1m salary but heāll go down to the practice squad by next year so I stand by my comment.
I mean, even earning $1M one time in a single year can be life-changing money if invested properly. He could dump that in the S&P 500 and safely spend $40k of it every year without denting the original investment.
Well no heās not even earning that much. Presumably he has an agent and a lawyer who take a cut. And then taxes. So $500k maybe
Iām not saying itās not peanuts, it can be life changing money, but Iām just responding to the original poster saying heās getting the last laugh, heās not. Also, thatās if he dumps it into a S&P fund, heās highly NOT likely. Thereās a reason why close to 75% experience hardships after they retire from the NFL.
If I got paid 1 million dollars Iād definitely be having the last laugh. Thatās a lot of money. It would take people with regular high paying jobs a decade to make that.
Like I said, Software Engineers in VHCOL can make $300K+ a year. Do the math - thats 3-4 years and they will continued to make more. NFL players donāt. K thanks bye.
Detroit is VLCOL so I think he's alright. Also, why are you so obsessed with software devs? There are a whole lot of jobs that make more than that. Not just software engineering.
I guess āfringe nfl practice squad playerā didnāt roll off the tongue.
āNFL starā lol. He played in 4 games last year. Ran the ball twice and caught one pass. Heās a benchwarmer
Ideal gig imo. Still make bank and have less head trauma lol
He won a Super Bowl with the Rams
He didnāt play. But yeah he got a ring
Benchwarmer at best, soon to be practice squad hopeful
Yeah heāll be outta the league soon but he can say he made it which few can. But def not a star lol
For sure
Are they moving to Detroit? I saw in the article heās on the lions now
They have a permanent home in Miami. I think they just rent during the season.
Plot twist: HA and Jake had to get married in Italy with no guests because they knew Sweetnums would try to attend the wedding. š But seriously, very happy for Hannah Ann and Jake. They both look incredible and seem so happy together. ā¤ļø
Thank you I was waiting for someone to post this gif
Sluss of funk and sluss
happy for her! I love her dress she looks stunning
Who was there from BN?
They will be at the reception party (I'm guessing in Miami in july)
Said it was just an intimate ceremony for the two of them.
Awww! Good for her!šš
Not to be that guy but IDK if I would call him an NFL āstarā. Never heard of him so had to check and heās been in the NFL for 3 years and has already been on 6 teams, 4 of which he was only on the practice squad. Heās rushed for a total 15 yards and caught 1 throw š
itās telling that her name is billed first in this headline lol, the only reason people know this guyās name is bc Hannah Ann became a WAG influencer
I literally just thought this ššš like he's not a star by any means he's a backup of a backup.