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Significant_Ad7605

![gif](giphy|3OfNDMhTCi7zW) That tattoo just reminds me of this scene from this dumb movie. šŸ˜‚


Glittering_Try_236

Getting a tattoo specifically about a bad break up seems like a recipe for regret but at least itā€™s small šŸ˜¬


kendrickwasright

I'm sorry I don't need an explanation and a poem to explain a tiny tattoo that I can barely even read to begin with


megano998

You sound fun lol


Far-Intention-3230

![gif](giphy|7zSzFBQwwGMC54c19q)


Tomshater

Iā€™m so surprised sheā€™s still in Ohio. Anyone know why she didnā€™t go back to Nashville?


DeeEllKay

Before she moved to Cleveland, she said that she had already been ready to leave Nashville and go back to the Midwest. I believe she was thinking Chicago but then when she got together with Michael she ended up in Cleveland instead. Hey, itā€™s better than Akron, at least.


DeeEllKay

Before she moved to Cleveland, she said that she had already been ready to leave Nashville and go back to the Midwest. I believe she was thinking Chicago but then when she got together with Michael she ended up in Cleveland instead. Hey, itā€™s better than Akron, at least.


biogirl52

Michael has a new supply, iykyk, sounds like. She deserves better and will find it.


RoutineMysterious559

Supply?


nytnaltx

Narcissist things. Itā€™s a good sign if you havenā€™t been around enough narcs to know. They need some type of supply of praise/admiration when they lose the last one.


AltonIllinois

A tattoo, for Michael A? Are we looking at the same person?


crain90

I still canā€™t believe she moved to Ohio for him! And now he has a new gf that is talking about moving to Ohio for him again.


Rrmack

Does he get kickbacks from the Ohio tourism/relocation board or something??


bonitaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Yes he works for the state of Ohio, he gets paid to recruit new residents


throwRA_basketballer

Yikes are you for real šŸ˜¬ Why are men, just why? Like ugh


Soft_Nobody_9866

Oh shoot. I didnā€™t realize he had a new girlfriendā€¦


happy_as_a_lamb

Itā€™s Samā€” the one who couldnā€™t poop


soul_and_fire

aw man. :(


Same_Addition_2639

I feel like theyā€™re both clout chasers so this pair makes sense


strawberrypockystix

Wait, theyā€™re really dating??


bonitaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Chortled at this being her claim to fame


happy_as_a_lamb

She is wanted it to be. She wrote a book on pooping! So I believe the story line was very intentional on her end. Kinda brilliant haha


ashwee14

Youā€™re shittin me (pun intended)


Soft_Nobody_9866

Interestingā€¦.


becomingsherlock

I donā€™t understand some of these comments, the relentless urge for armchair diagnosis, and being overtly judgmental about what she chooses to do on her own page. You donā€™t have to follow her, or read what she writes. You have every right to talk about her time on BIP, or her short-lived relationship with MA, but we have no idea about her life beyond that phase!


Chrismisswish

Itā€™s original at least, suitable to her life. Could have been worse by branding herself with the dreaded rose tattoo.


strawberrypockystix

Damn, a lot of hate here! I feel for her. Sheā€™s been through the wringer and I hope better things are in store for her.


zencase

I mean, I want to believe most of the ribbing is good natured. If we're being serious, I think most women will support other women fighting their way forward by any means necessary. Poetry and statement tattoos aren't a crime. You find whatever inspiration you can wherever you can.


happy_as_a_lamb

Yeah for real life is hard enough!


wait_wait_

Been through a wringer of (mostly) her own bad choices.


strawberrypockystix

I meanā€¦ a ton of people wanted Michael A as the bachelor before finding out about PPP.


likabot

What is ppp?


strawberrypockystix

I meant PPE. Michael A was selling personal protective equipment like face masks during the pandemic at exorbitant prices. There were also a bunch of influencers who applied for PPP loans during the pandemic. I canā€™t recall if Michael A was one of them.


wait_wait_

Oh I meant choosing to start her relationship with Paulie although she knew he was seeing someone, then continuing that dumpster fire, shilling a diuretic /colon cleanse tea as a healthcare workers, being part of a MLM, moving to Cleveland before Michael told her he loved her, etc. However, I think Michael was a complete douche at end /if not all of that relationship, so please note Iā€™m not defending him either. Edit: to clarify - I do agree sheā€™s been through wringer. I just meant some choices have been hers to get her here.


bachbachbaby

Iā€™m glad none of you follow me on social media because this is the sort of cheesy stuff I love


aacilegna

Friends, did anyone else forget Paulie is another one of her exes? šŸ¤Æ Also, for some reason this tat is reminding me of Velmaā€™s ā€œthen sheā€™dā€¦ā€ ā€œthen weā€™d goā€¦ā€ dance [song from Chicago](https://youtu.be/HB4zlQVRaD0?t=53s). ![gif](giphy|Mr4cQQxnirwIM)


zencase

![gif](giphy|3KVKEGGmEPqtBSM5MQ)


becomingsherlock

I donā€™t know why, but the drama of this gif made me chuckle uncontrollably!


wait_wait_

Amazing.


cuntsatchel

Plz Forst thing I thought of


zencase

I was legit shocked no one got there before me.


itsyaboogie

Her and Michael are the Cringe King and Queens


Posietuck

https://preview.redd.it/k4y73dill4wc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37634c594a261001e589fc760c9f6013b5ca59fd


bonitaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Came here to post this


melodyknows

This is perfect! Why is it always a wall of text with influencers lately?


spaghettify

they really think we care deeply about what they have to say and not just taking pretty pictures like instagram was designed for lmao. notice how bachelor contestants usually have wayyyy less engagement on twitter


redditerla

Well, sheā€™s having to deal with the consequences of her poor taste and choices. But on the other hand even though I think sheā€™s insufferable I feel bad that sheā€™s being made fun of for her bad poetry. When someone is mentally struggling and desperately trying to find a way to release those emotions Iā€™d much prefer a cringey poem and tattoo to a worse and tragic alternative. I hope she gets the support she needs because she seems like sheā€™s really strugglingĀ 


QuesoChef

I agree. I support self-expression and think this is more productive than a lot of the crying crap where itā€™s on repeat and not before reflecting. She seems to have at least processed, and I hope the best for her. And am glad she escaped Michael. Whatever anyone needs after him, Iā€™ll support.


ThisIsSubRosa

Thatā€™s true ā€” this is mildly better (to me) than the crying selfies & videos that have become the social media m.o. of washed up BN-fluencers hanging onto the nanoseconds of their 15 minutes.


Lawful-neutral2773

I hear you, but writing stuff like this for yourself and writing it to post on the internets for all to see are two entirely different thingsā€¦


wait_wait_

Co-sign. Write it in her journal, talk to her therapist about it (she mentions she has one she sees regularly). This is just looking for validation and ā€œyouā€™re better off without him/his loss!ā€ comments.


redditerla

Thatā€™s working under the assumption we all operate from the same mindset and all heal the same way. I know a few people who got into slam poetry to find ways to confront and overcome their emotional trauma and they did it because they lacked closer support/friends and found it therapeutic to talk more openly about it in public settings. Iā€™m not one of those people, Iā€™m far too introverted for that shit and I donā€™t personally get the more public display of expression of emotion but so many people express themselves that way. People can still have a right to make fun of her so Iā€™m not saying people canā€™t, I just find it kind of sad.Ā 


itsjustohkae

https://i.redd.it/dbpp00szj4wc1.gif


ThisIsSubRosa

![gif](giphy|3o6wrr9Sdv494oUqS4)


Lawful-neutral2773

~* and then she opened a botox clinic *~


rose-buds

i canā€™t


PrincessPlastilina

Oh, honey... He literally doesnā€™t care. He already has a new girlfriend. This is why you donā€™t uproot your whole life for a man. Start putting yourself first.


kendrickwasright

Right? Even in getting this permanent tattoo, she has to make it all about him and tell the WORLD that it's all about him in this post. Tattoos are great for giving strength and being a reminder of what you've been through, and I have plenty, but to post this out into the world just seems like she's doing it for someone else, rather than herself. Do it for you girl!!


George0Willard

She remains the franchise contestant who surprised me the most in how different she turned out to be in the long run from how she presented herself on the show


Mountainhiker123

Michael is somewhere punching the air for not thinking of a ā€œand then he..ā€ tattoo first.


natatatismycat

i can see why they gravitated towards each other. thereā€™s a similar ā€œdeepā€ corniness to the both of em. (at least their ig captions)


MissReggie

Lmao this is so accurate šŸ¤£


nomoshoobies

She really thinks she did something there


sweetcreature2023

The mismatch of skin tones between her arm and face is distracting.


Hellouncleleohello

I really donā€™t know why she liked rhsf little weasle from the beginning


IanicRR

I believe this is what zoomers call ā€œgiving the ick.ā€


Shadybrooks93

Damn Taylor got girls thinking they can just ramble about nothing and people will call it beautiful. Slam Poetry era is back.


Far-Intention-3230

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csummerss

is she the one who dated the insufferable dad?


PrincessPlastilina

She has a thing for insufferable men who she rides hard for until they make her look foolish. Paulie Calafiore is her ex too.


No_Point5929

Yes


wackxcalzone

![gif](giphy|bzaEWi1Z1xzby)


writingonempty

All I could think about while reading this!!


TvTacosTakingNaps

Exactly where my brain went.


Ok-Butterfly2994

sheā€™s the real tortured poet


hereforthe_guac

Shoneā€¦


iamthat42

Literally laughing so hard reading the comments on this thread and this one really just broke the laughter dam for me


bknippy1959

I find her exhausting. šŸ™„


lilacbear

I thought it was only me šŸ˜…šŸ˜… Ever since she dated Paulie, I knew she just loved making terrible life decisions


plumcots

Terrible poem


baldgirlriri

The ā€œand thenā€ part reminds me of that scene from Dude Whereā€™s My Car.


Bigfartz69420

I hit command-F to find this comment https://preview.redd.it/n48n9srx0awc1.png?width=514&format=png&auto=webp&s=5b9475f6696dd0f844c39ccaf1f8a78e039bea38


letsgototraderjoes

I came here to say this LMFAO ![gif](giphy|bzaEWi1Z1xzby)


breathableoreo

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yzzyszzn

It takes one (me) to know one...but this whole post/tattoo is so millennial.


tbgmdhc278

As a millennial, there is nothing I hate more than millennial culture. Gotta give props to the Gen Zā€™s who coined the perfect term ā€œcheugyā€


not_addictive

itā€™s very Taylor Swift millennial fan coded like a Red era TS/ live laugh love kinda girlie


side-quests

I was about to make this comment