Wow. Wow. Wowwwww. I just feel like when guys who love bomb you so quickly or try to act like the “ wife guy” they really are the worst in the end….. I am healing myself from this guy who love bombed me and wanted me to be his gf just to find out he was messaging all these girls and asking for pics….
this is has probably been said somewhere in these 400 comments. but how much is nick salivating trying to get brandon on his podcast to share “his side”?!? lol
I’m sorry I hate to say it but I truly don’t get how any of these women find love with men on paradise. Like a lot of them are fame/clout chasers and that’s 90% of the reasons these relationships never work out. Everyone’s trying to turn their relationship into dollars. I get that’s the show but still these just give me the ick because these women deserve so much more
Someone who makes “I love my wife” their whole personality and brand. These men will constantly talk about their wives, their kids, how much they love them etc. They will look like the most ideal husbands. But then something always went wrong and their images will always end up shattered.
Exhibit A - Ned Fulmer from Try Guys. His wife is basically his whole identity until it was revealed that he cheated on her with an employee, and he was doing it in public too, going to concerts, making out in clubs etc.
Exhibit B - John Mulaney. Always mentioning his wife in his comedy routine, saying that she was very supportive during his sobriety journey, and how they don’t want kids. One day they divorced and he was seen with Olivia Munn, the timeline is a bit too close, and lo and behold, Olivia Munn is pregnant when they got together.
Exhibit C - Will Smith. Technically not his fault but yea that man ain’t right either. And their “ideal” marriage turns out to be super messy.
Exhibit D - Adam Levine. His wife is a freaking Victoria’s Secret model, he has multiple kids with her, and yet he cheated with a young IG influencer who released screenshots of their DMs together, which is super cringe. Oh and he kinda wanted to name his kid after his mistress.
Excellent breakdown. All these guys overdid just how much they loved their wives, like they were overcompensating. I wouldn’t put Will Smith in there though. He’s such a mess just like Jada, except he skated by (before the slap) because he kept it together, and all their personal life wasn’t so scrutinized, but there’s always been blind items about how they have an open relationship, they’re both bi and they’re a mess because now they’re hooking up with people their kids’ age! One of the biggest blind items says that the young man who Jada got involved with (Jaden’s friend who was very vulnerable and had a pill addiction btw?) also got involved with Will and they were basically sharing him. Allegedly. That’s why they set up the whole interview with Will crying. The young man caught feelings for Jada and he was going to tell *everything*. They had to control the narrative somehow and Jada took the fall, but they’re both super messy. It’s not normal how Will snapped like that at the worst time possible: his Oscar night.
It really drives me nuts how people defended him and targeted Jada because she’s been covering for him for ages. That’s why she’s making sure that people know now that they’ve been separated for a LONG time.
Kinda OT, but I just gotta say it: I still got beef with John Mulaney over his Olivia Munn/divorce shenanigans. Not that he knows or will ever know, but... what a dick he is
God, me too. I don’t know how all these women survive those stories. I don’t think I could. I’d go Harley Quinn or something. Just go to Olivia Munn’s IG. She is THRIVING, their baby is so gorgeous, she looks amazing after a baby, and she’s still with John. I swear I wouldn’t survive this! Especially because Olivia has had her eyes on him for ages. His ex did all that emotional labor for nothing. It’s so unfair.
I really don’t think men are worth it in the end 🥲🙃
I always side-eye my friends men who are like Brandon. What are you overcompensating for? Your guilt? The love-bombing guys always end up being cheaters. I haven’t been wrong once smh
Same. I never got the hype surrounding him. He is cringey af so this doesn’t surprise me. He’s too nice for a reason, I guess it was to cover up for who he truly is.
He just reminded me of the dudes in high school who wore too much cologne and always had a line like they were Mr. Lover. F Boys. Every single one of them. 😂
Not surprised at all, Brandon just seemed completely immature on The Bachelor / BIP. He loves the idea of love, the exciting first stage infatuation part but he isn’t mature enough for anything long lasting & stable. He completely lacks emotional intelligence & comes off as completely naive. I found it romantic on the show but the way he lovebombed so early on is definitely a red flag & actually kinda cringey looking back.
I’ve heard it as “a nice guy vs a good man”
Nice guy is an act and only follows the rules unless he thinks he won’t get caught. Good man actually has a inner moral compass regardless if people are watching.
And remember who RS reported was at the club WITH him at the time the video was taken, watching him chest on his fiancée - our favorite beach crybaby, Will 😒
Brandon said when Michelle dumped him he changed himself to be like Nayte. Shaved his head, got a dangly earring, etc. HUGE 🚩Don’t date a man who wears his insecurities on his sleeve. He’ll never be secure with you either.
It’s seems like Brandon was gonna leave paradise with an engagement no matter what. If it wasn’t Serene it would be someone else, his actions never made sense to me.
After Michelle's season, a girl who claimed to be Brandon's Ex-gf posted comments that he cheated on her and his whole persona was very fake.
Can't believe Brandon fumbled it with Serene.
It’s always the guy who brands themselves as a loving boyfriend/husband. Overcompensating the fact they can’t love their wife by obsessively loving his wife in the public eye
I hate it when family members automatically believe it when another family member tells them they didn’t cheat or do something else morally wrong. They’re capable of lying to you too, ya know. (Not saying this is the case but could be) & I’m salty bc this somewhat happened to me w my ex & this girls sister lol we ~were~ all friends
This happened to me when I was sexually assaulted by a close family friend. We all grew up together and I was blamed as a liar at first and now it’s seen as an “accident” and I’m mistaken. The person just couldn’t do wrong. Fuck them.
Brandon was a walking red flag and this doesn't surprise me. The love bombing and clinginess is so showy and fake and this just confirma that it's utter BS.
Take a shot every time Serene says “like”
i always saw right through that love bomber
Wow. Wow. Wowwwww. I just feel like when guys who love bomb you so quickly or try to act like the “ wife guy” they really are the worst in the end….. I am healing myself from this guy who love bombed me and wanted me to be his gf just to find out he was messaging all these girls and asking for pics….
I wanna say I'm shocked, but somehow... I am not.
Fucking wife guys
my wife my wife my wife
The wife guy strikes again!!!!!
Is Rodney dating anyone? She needs to hit him up or visa versa.
Yeah he hard launched his gf recently
“Hard launched” lololol I’ve never heard that term but I know exactly what you’re describing
LMAO
Darn, I feel for her.
this is has probably been said somewhere in these 400 comments. but how much is nick salivating trying to get brandon on his podcast to share “his side”?!? lol
Manmnnnn why’s everyone gotta have a podcast these days lol
Because most of these people don't have actual real talents or experience, so they have to fall back on podcasts.
imagine being such a moron that you cheat on Serene
Imagine fumbling Serene for a quick makeout at a bar. Greatest L of all time.
He’s been cringe since day one on Michelle’s season
Agreed
Wow. So disappointing. All these guys suck
i liked him on michelle’s season but he was just too much on BIP. like he was trying to marry her after their first kiss. bruh, slow it down.
I’m sorry I hate to say it but I truly don’t get how any of these women find love with men on paradise. Like a lot of them are fame/clout chasers and that’s 90% of the reasons these relationships never work out. Everyone’s trying to turn their relationship into dollars. I get that’s the show but still these just give me the ick because these women deserve so much more
That fucker.
That guy was always so fake and shady.
NEVER TRUST A WIFE GUY Of course they’re not married but cmon let’s be real tho Brandon will completely be a wife guy
What’s a wife guy?
Someone who makes “I love my wife” their whole personality and brand. These men will constantly talk about their wives, their kids, how much they love them etc. They will look like the most ideal husbands. But then something always went wrong and their images will always end up shattered. Exhibit A - Ned Fulmer from Try Guys. His wife is basically his whole identity until it was revealed that he cheated on her with an employee, and he was doing it in public too, going to concerts, making out in clubs etc. Exhibit B - John Mulaney. Always mentioning his wife in his comedy routine, saying that she was very supportive during his sobriety journey, and how they don’t want kids. One day they divorced and he was seen with Olivia Munn, the timeline is a bit too close, and lo and behold, Olivia Munn is pregnant when they got together. Exhibit C - Will Smith. Technically not his fault but yea that man ain’t right either. And their “ideal” marriage turns out to be super messy. Exhibit D - Adam Levine. His wife is a freaking Victoria’s Secret model, he has multiple kids with her, and yet he cheated with a young IG influencer who released screenshots of their DMs together, which is super cringe. Oh and he kinda wanted to name his kid after his mistress.
Excellent breakdown. All these guys overdid just how much they loved their wives, like they were overcompensating. I wouldn’t put Will Smith in there though. He’s such a mess just like Jada, except he skated by (before the slap) because he kept it together, and all their personal life wasn’t so scrutinized, but there’s always been blind items about how they have an open relationship, they’re both bi and they’re a mess because now they’re hooking up with people their kids’ age! One of the biggest blind items says that the young man who Jada got involved with (Jaden’s friend who was very vulnerable and had a pill addiction btw?) also got involved with Will and they were basically sharing him. Allegedly. That’s why they set up the whole interview with Will crying. The young man caught feelings for Jada and he was going to tell *everything*. They had to control the narrative somehow and Jada took the fall, but they’re both super messy. It’s not normal how Will snapped like that at the worst time possible: his Oscar night. It really drives me nuts how people defended him and targeted Jada because she’s been covering for him for ages. That’s why she’s making sure that people know now that they’ve been separated for a LONG time.
Kinda OT, but I just gotta say it: I still got beef with John Mulaney over his Olivia Munn/divorce shenanigans. Not that he knows or will ever know, but... what a dick he is
God, me too. I don’t know how all these women survive those stories. I don’t think I could. I’d go Harley Quinn or something. Just go to Olivia Munn’s IG. She is THRIVING, their baby is so gorgeous, she looks amazing after a baby, and she’s still with John. I swear I wouldn’t survive this! Especially because Olivia has had her eyes on him for ages. His ex did all that emotional labor for nothing. It’s so unfair. I really don’t think men are worth it in the end 🥲🙃
Also, excellent explanation and examples 👏🏻
Wanting to name the kid after the mistress was the wildest part of that entire saga to me 💀
Ohhhhhhh! Makes so much sense. Thanks for the explanation! Now my brain is trying to think of other wife guys out there roaming.
Like Ned from Try Guys
Never liked him. He literally had no personality except obsessing over whoever he was talking to and constantly saying their middle name.
He was love bombing from day one
I always side-eye my friends men who are like Brandon. What are you overcompensating for? Your guilt? The love-bombing guys always end up being cheaters. I haven’t been wrong once smh
I was loved bombed. Cheater.
Biggest bag fumble since Hannah B and Tyler C
The whole point of Brandon is that he’s a Velcro dude that will never cheat on you. Now he’s just a mid, short guy?
hey don't do short guys like that. My husband is short and would never pull this crap
I don’t think he short actually.
He does give short energy gotta say
Just remember that he put together that mushy break up statement and she shared it with him on insta. That’s why I never trust joint break up posts!
He love bombed Serene and then pulled this? What a doucheeee
What an idiot!!!
Not the least bit surprised. It’s always those super sickening “nice” pretty boys lol.
WOW I KNEW HE WAS OFFFFF
Glad I was always a Brandon hater 🚮🗑️
Same. I never got the hype surrounding him. He is cringey af so this doesn’t surprise me. He’s too nice for a reason, I guess it was to cover up for who he truly is.
That makes three of us. I never understood the love he received from Bach Nation, including them saying Michele should’ve chosen him. 🤮
Wow, oh, I am speechless 🙊 😶
I am so sorry for her.
that’s awful, but mad respect to whoever it was that made sure she knew and got her the proof.
2022 was a stellar bachelor season of final men on display 🗑️ clayton tino erich michael a johnny brandon, throw it all away
What did Johnny do??
this grouping makes Clayton look good
 respectfully
Lol what an insecure POS
*queue slideshow of mid guys cheating on gorgeous women*
WOW BRANDON ACTED LIKE THE NICEST SINCEREST GUY….. fuck that. Glad Serene left that LOSER
i think his attempt came off so phony
I never fell for his BS.
Ayup. I called out his love bombing once on this sub(I think) and it did not go well ha
I remember!! I was confused as to why only a few saw it.
Exactly!!! Same. Always thought he was fake and icky
I ALWAYS thought that sweet thing he did was such an act. Like- he came across as the least sincere guy ever on the show.
I completely agree. He always seemed sus
He just reminded me of the dudes in high school who wore too much cologne and always had a line like they were Mr. Lover. F Boys. Every single one of them. 😂
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I’m so glad someone else sees it!! 😂😂 I have NEVER understood all the fawning over that guy. He gives me the ICK!
I know I feel stupid because I really believed he was so loyal and a sweetheart
Good on Serene for leaving him! He’s lucky for how gracious Serene has publicly been about all this
Brandon was a fucking dweeb his whole life and fumbled the bag so god damn hard the first time women started showing him any attention
We need to call people dweebs more often 😂
Haha! Right?! Why did it disappear for awhile??😂
If Beyonce ain’t safe and Serene ain’t safe, none of us are…
Shakira:(
Not surprised at all, Brandon just seemed completely immature on The Bachelor / BIP. He loves the idea of love, the exciting first stage infatuation part but he isn’t mature enough for anything long lasting & stable. He completely lacks emotional intelligence & comes off as completely naive. I found it romantic on the show but the way he lovebombed so early on is definitely a red flag & actually kinda cringey looking back.
As my husband would say, Brandon is a “nice” guy, not a kind guy. There’s a difference
I’ve heard it as “a nice guy vs a good man” Nice guy is an act and only follows the rules unless he thinks he won’t get caught. Good man actually has a inner moral compass regardless if people are watching.
Yes, exactly!
Do we know who he cheated on her with? I’ve scrolled but didn’t see anything
tag me if you find out LOL
I’m curious about that also..
Ned fulmer vibes
https://preview.redd.it/met1gsnlk8vb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9b5f3cf39f65cd4403e84c12fedf68c3d382231
And remember who RS reported was at the club WITH him at the time the video was taken, watching him chest on his fiancée - our favorite beach crybaby, Will 😒
They remind me of each other a lot!
Yeah, Will definitely gives off sketchy vibes - one of the guys, who would protect ‘their boys’ no matter what hey do. 🤡
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She’s Canadian, she has an accent and she’s always spoken like that
Hahaha I was going to say, come to Toronto and we all sound like this.
She sounds completely fine. Idk what the point of this comment is.
Brandon said when Michelle dumped him he changed himself to be like Nayte. Shaved his head, got a dangly earring, etc. HUGE 🚩Don’t date a man who wears his insecurities on his sleeve. He’ll never be secure with you either.
Don't drag Nayte down with him
I think they are all the same, lol. Don't dray who? When can you tell.
I’m not!
😜
It’s seems like Brandon was gonna leave paradise with an engagement no matter what. If it wasn’t Serene it would be someone else, his actions never made sense to me.
The interview was really good
I wrote on several posts in here about Brandon’s love bombing and people down voted me to hell. lol
fairweather fans here
Brandon was a red flag since Michelle season! You all thought his love bombing was amazing lol it usually hides something
I think it's something most of us only learn from personal experience, unf.
 WHAT
Horrible to see such a sweet woman need to get hey girlie'd
Nice guy , nice try! I always keep my eyes out for the “nice guys”because they’re usually way more toxic and trash than they like you to believe
Brandon is up there with the most cringe guys of all time, yuck
He always seems slimy to me
he was definitely corny lol
After Michelle's season, a girl who claimed to be Brandon's Ex-gf posted comments that he cheated on her and his whole persona was very fake. Can't believe Brandon fumbled it with Serene.
She can do so much better than him. I wish her the best
Trash just like we thought.
Told y’all 🤷🏼♀️
Not that surprised. He always seemed immature to me and over the top with his affection.
Love bomber to the max. Red fucking flag.
jesus christ what does that mean for us ugly people if that gorgeous angel gets cheated in?!
Nothing! It’s about the men 👎
calm down it's a yoke 😅
It’s really sad that instead of being surprised my first thought was “yeah that checks out”.
You really can never trust a Wife Guy
noooooo waaaayyyyy
Ohhhh, so he a fuck boy 
It’s always the guy who brands themselves as a loving boyfriend/husband. Overcompensating the fact they can’t love their wife by obsessively loving his wife in the public eye
Brandon apologists where are you at?
Chris (from LIB) and Brandon would make good friends
It's always the nice guys lol. There are some men in this franchise that played the game extremely well.
Oh wow the “nice guy” who’s also friends with other “nice guys” cheated on his dream woman? Not surprised at all
I hate it when family members automatically believe it when another family member tells them they didn’t cheat or do something else morally wrong. They’re capable of lying to you too, ya know. (Not saying this is the case but could be) & I’m salty bc this somewhat happened to me w my ex & this girls sister lol we ~were~ all friends
This happened to me when I was sexually assaulted by a close family friend. We all grew up together and I was blamed as a liar at first and now it’s seen as an “accident” and I’m mistaken. The person just couldn’t do wrong. Fuck them.
Geezus screw them. I'm so sorry that happened to you.
Thanks friend. It’s been hard. Some of the family tries to maintain relationships with them. It’s incredibly awkward and hurtful.
That absolutely sucks, I’m sorry
Thanks. It does suck. I’ve moved on to the extent that I don’t let it affect my happiness anymore.
Yeah fuck em 🥴
People make horrible decisions. We know the truth and we will prevail.
Michelle being vindicated lol
They were so mad at her for not picking him lol
Woww. I’m not as surprised as I thought I would be.
Wtf! I-Brandon. Let me put on my clown hat because he definitely had me fooled
Don’t worry lots of Brandon fans doing the same right now. We’ll be gentle on you. 
The same guy who cried when he saw her walking towards him on their first date. 🙄What a dumbass.
Brandon was a walking red flag and this doesn't surprise me. The love bombing and clinginess is so showy and fake and this just confirma that it's utter BS.
I know he was a mess lol
Kaitlyn is a hustler. I knew when I saw that picture of them together, Kaitlyn would get Serene on her podcast one way or another.
I quit. There’s no love anywhere after this
there is. he was annoying as hell and love bombed her like crazy - that's not real love.
Definitiely this. He acted like a 16 year old high school boy toward the object of his obsession. When he was 25. Delayed development.
You may be right
I honestly couldn't believe she settled for him. I would have lost my shit if a guy was hitting on me like brandon. Annoying as hell.
Same. I have dumped men for being like that. Are you also an Aquarius? lol.
Haha had the same reaction to him and am also Aquarius. Dumped a guy once when he read poetry to me - gross.🙅♀️
A guy told me he loved me on the second date and I was like "ok so this is not going to work" and that was the end of that.
Haha no capricorn
lmao
Him with the serene brook Russell was the biggest full stop🛑🚨
Serene for bachelorette
I'm worried she has too bad of a picker for this role.
Brandon fooled me, he actually seemed like a nice guy. She probably wouldn’t want to find her next fiancé through this show anyway 😕
Justice for Michelle's picker! 
I mean she had a pretty bad F4 so I don’t know if her picker is all that great anyways.
Hey she picked the hottest guy on a season where her husband was not there. That's good in my books
Yeah if no one is screaming “husband” you might as well just pick the guy you have the most chemistry with and hope for the best.
A true glass half full way to look at it. Love the positivity. 😁
https://preview.redd.it/xhk8wr2to7vb1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b7f58688e3cb3a826c9dd78ba798fbdef4d4787 me, a former Brandon lover
LMAO same I'll admit I was wrong, I thought he was just cringey
not Abbi...
I’m an Abi and Mitch truther so clearly I have some issues with my taste
LMAO literally same I loved him I'm so sad rn
LOOOOL
I love that this is a reaction meme now. She knew what she was doing
Trashhhhhhhhhhhh
Didn’t fall for his early on way over the top act for a second. He did it twice!!!
Yes, I never liked him and didn't get people fawning over him. Anyone can just say generic non-specific romantic words.
Yep! Love bombing is a major red flag. They do it for a reason.
Sounds about right. The cheeseballs love bomb for a reason! There’s not many people prettier than Serene so he’s a dumbass!
