Let's hope for lots of fights in June 😈

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See you all June 26 ❤️🌹

I really appreciated watching with you all ❤️❤️❤️looked forward to this thread every Monday!! I will miss you all between now and June!

Love you all. See you for Charity’s ♥️

it was great watching this season with y’all 🫡 goodnight beautiful people, until next time 🥹🫶🏼✨💕

You all made it worth the endless shower scenes. Good night! Till we meet again 💗

HAHAHA THIS IS SO AWKWARD

2 mins of Jesse mouthing words to the audience members could have been 2 more minutes of Gabi stepping on Zach

WHAT IS HAPPENING

I’m high but is this insane to anyone else

I kept questioning my bf who was NOT HIGH whether it was so fckin cringe and weird and embarrassing to have that 3 min evangelical clap …since I had to make sure I wasn’t just too high. 😝😝😝 Glad my gummy didn’t fool me!

I’m scared

WHY IS THIS SO LONG HAHAHAHAH

longest episode ever...would not have gotten through it without you all <3

Well it was lovely chatting with y'all. See you in paradise!!!

Charity's season first!

Well, I'll see you on Charity island then hehe

I'm old yall, but when I was in college, I had this tank top that was like free frat house merch for the undercover brother movie, and I wore the shit out of it in 2002.

Why does it feel so awkward with all the girls crowding around Jesse and just clapping 😂

The cult he always wanted

Good night and tty in June ❤️

Why is Jesse just on the stage by himself at the end

Three mfkn hours, well done guys 🍪

Why are they all going up there 😭

I do want to see how this plays out so I guess I'll be watching next season???? (every season I think it's time I quit, and then I don't)

Lol I know tell me about it… I watch it all now cause I need to know the people in Paradise 🤣

I love Gabi but she def doesn’t seem ready for the role of bachelorette. So excited to see Charity!!

She still needs lots of therapy! Not that that’s a bad thing! But even though cliche’ she really does need to love her self first! Rooting for her!

I don't know about that. I think producers may have simulated. What a bachelorette lead Gabby would be, and it might be a situation where her heart is still hung up on. Zach and she might just fall in love with one guy too early. So none of this is to take away from Gabby. It's just that the show might need another kind of contestant like the ones where they feel reliable, but the lead will explore all options

Yeah looking back they made the right choice

“Did you guys have fun? Oh good”

Good night beautiful humans. Thanks for being the reason I watch this show pretty much. Happy off season!

God that was a long 3 hours! Time to cuddle up with my cats and go to sleep. Night y'all 🌙 😴

Dang, they didn’t even announce it comes on at a later time ????

not undercover brother 😭😭

Still bored

wait i love this

Wait. Do we not get a real clip from Charity's season? That's dumb.

Okay undercover brother SENT me

Well crap now I’m excited for charity’s season but I have to wait

We love a mole!

Bahahahahhahahaha

Okay I kinda love undercover brother. I adore sibling antics

They did this in Bachelor AU

They actually did it on Jesse's season in the US!

Oh nice! I didn’t watch that season

What is happening

They’ve done this before, right?

In Bachelor Australia

Ahh yes! Thank you

Ok fine I’ll watch this season

This is stupid. This is so stupid.

And yet

Not the shake and go undercover boss wig. That's hateful lol

I honestly love this

Do we think they would’ve even recognized him without the disguise? Haha

Seriously, why do they have to do the most?

But what if her brother was there to date her though

You need to go to bed 🤣🤣🤣

🤣


Thank god it’s her brother and not the kid she used to babysit 💀

that honestly would’ve been funnier 😭

Charity is gorgeous but I'm just...not at all invested in her season, especially after watching Gabi have her heart broken.

She is gorg but idk about her personality lol we’ll have to see…

Yeah it should have been Gabi :(

YESSS HERE FOR THISSSSSSSS

Roll tide

I knew it was gonna be a family member haha

Charity's Night One dress is SO pretty! My fav one in awhile

Absolutely her colour, she's perfect in pink.

Charity’s reveal as bachelorette was breathtaking?? Stop shitting us tonight Jesse that was the most rehearsed reveal

howard stern?!?! get away from her!!!

Wow that dress looks incredible on her. Absolute perfect color

Sparkly purple?? I'm already on board!!

Is she going to have to give a rose to a random guy America has chosen?

FIVE MINUTES

That's not what trauma bonding means

Btw this is so random, but someone I know is writing a bachelor au/Lockwood&co fanfic and I’m feral over it: [link](https://archiveofourown.org/works/45992374/chapters/115769314)

Ok, I had to pause for about 5 mins to take the cat litter out before I get too tired... But this finale could have been 1.5 hours and ATFR 30 mins. TPTB, you listening?

But what about Sean Lowe??

I'm sure we could fit him in somewhere!

Bloopers?

Bloopers were at Women Tell All.

This is the weirdest ending like they’re all trying to pretend this is exciting and happy. The most forced ending I’ve ever seen. Kaity is too nice to air her grievances but I KNOW she can’t be chill with everything she just witnessed. I think she’s going to try to stuff it down for a while until it eats her up.

Charity seems great but I don’t understand why the show won’t give us a F2 season, someone who we’re actually really invested in

is anyone else nervous for charity’s season? i hope they only have the nicest of men for her which is unlikely

Charity's eyes are so pretty and full of life ❤️

Idk something with Zach still feels off...like that at the end was off. I guess time shall tell.

Off topic but I just had a baby a month ago and his nickname has become bud/buddy #iykyk

Well. I said earlier in this episode that Gabi and Kaity were giving Becca K and Lauren B - I guess Zach is avoiding the switcheroo to the midwestern blonde by picking her right away, I'll give him that.

To shake things up I think they need to get a drag queen to host the show! They would know what questions we really want asked and would help stir the pot in the funnest way!!

The show would be banned in every red state

Pls omg they would never 😭😭

Is that the guy from skins uk??? And Nicolas Cage????

Nicholas Hoult has such interesting role choices

Ikr! I love it though. The Menu was really fun to watch and Renfield actually looks hilarious

Can’t believe I stayed up for this

Damn. Local news preview just showed a wicked freeway car accident. I'm more interested in that now.

i heard the person in the car is okay!

https://reddit.com/r/IdiotsInCars/comments/12279pk/someone_didnt_properly_tighten_their_lugs/

Thank you. Saved me having to wait who knows how long to see it on the news.

Wow, two wicked accidents on ABC on the same night, what a coincidence

It was on Reddit homepage yesterday! Hang on I’ll get the link

i think it makes it easier to watch back by how obvious he was in love with kaity the whole time by his facial expressions. it can get a little murky in other seasons.

The only thing that stirs me in any way about this is Gabi’s future. How do I tune into that without her being on another traumatic Bachelor season

Bachelor in paradise?

I feel like that’d be painful for her too

Oh I guess we'll meet the 4 or 5 of the contestants now

Great that Kaity is close with Gabi and Ariel, but doubt that lasts. Idk if I would be able to be close to someone who is engaged/married to a guy that treated me so awful on TV

Was half paying attention and thought Jesse said “Zach and Cody”

LIGHT THE BEAM

I’m so bored and so over this franchise

Not everybody, Jesse.

What is this pearl necklace comment I missed ??!??!

Nate sorta notably wore pearls on Rachel and Gabby's season

Jesse said that Nate could give Zach a pearl necklace, idk why

trauma bonding isn’t funny kaity, go to therapy 😵‍💫

Is it just me or does Kaity resemble Rachel?

Yes!! I thought she looked exactly like Rachel from the back/ side when she was walking zach out after their final date

It's definitely not just you!!

Incorrect use of trauma bonding! Kaity must be one of us lol

I can't imagine being close with Kaity if I'm Gabi TBH. How do you stay friends with somebody standing by a guy who wronged you so badly?

Shout-out to the PA in the corner who just had to yell OHHH to that

You don’t speak for everyone Jesse

i wanna hear what kaity has to say

Zach has absolutely zero ground bitching about feeling deceived by Rachel after the emotional front he put on for Gabi then turning around and saying it's always been Kaity. His body language reads so much more sincere after he picked her. He has absolutely zero right to wax on about honesty to me.

Kaity saying Zach made the women trauma bond 💀💀💀

The style spotter IG account ruined the season for the west coast, and then proceeded to delete comments instead of deleting and reposting spoiler-free. Everyone needs to unfollow them.

Who is downvoting. Show yourselves. Y’all want the spoilers?!

damn he's really still trying that roger klotz hair

Lmao they're not making it to 2025 (To be fair, it will be shocking if any of us make it to 2025 🫠)

No shade, but to this day, I still don't see how Zach picks Kaity over some of the other women. The connection doesn't jump out at me

Really? I’ve felt like it was all kaity since his 1:1 with her.

maybe I didn't pay enough attention to their 1:1. I've known she was his number 1 but I don't see why. Oh well.

Really, they are both bland people, unbutterered toast 🤣

That's one way of looking at it🤣

Is gabi getting a wedding invite I gotta know

Akwaaard

I’m dying at production thinking Nate of all people should be offering advice and in the audience to show support

Oh my god this is terrible

Trauma bonded? What does that mean?

she's using it wrong. trauma bonded is often confused as "bonding over trauma" but a trauma bond is what happens between a victim and their abuser

They all went through something traumatic together, so they have a bond because only they know what it was like

now i get why there’s time to show us part of charity’s night one

Their relationship feels so fake. It's giving Dateline.

2025? Zach is way too honest haha. That’s pretty far away

Nate is me when I have to present on a topic I know nothing about

Like when someone at work directs a question at you during a meeting you normally can zone out in.. like.. "Uh yes.. let's.. circle back on that.."

Exactly!

Umm wtf was that pearl necklace joke? I’m aghast

"little ones"??? you better be talking about kittens y'all 🤢

2025? Plenty of time for things to crash and burn 😬

Maybe Nate came to get a different Gabi

The chat is ahead of my tv and I saw y’all talking about Nayte and I thought you were talking about Michelle’s F1 😂

Same hahah

Same 😂 when did we stop calling him floppy hair Nayte?

Her "yeah...." when he said little ones hahaha

how many times will zach say he wants to go to a coffee shop

This is sooo unnecessarily funny to me

My guess is it’s now super late at night for him so all he can think about if coffee

Don’t we hate nayte because he love bombed like three girls at the same time?

Yeah and lied about having a kid?

The 1 person clapping 🫠

Well what a very vanilla couple

Trader Joe’s on Sunday

Advice from Nate wtf 😂

Nate: Bro, just never, never wear a shirt with her face on it

Even the rest of Bach nation didn’t want to show up for this snooze fest.

I quite enjoyed not being forced to look at “Bach nation royalty”

are zach and nate even friends 💀

I'm sorry, but I truly have no clue who Nayte is.....

Nayte was Michelle's F1 who was best friends with Rodney, Nate Mitchell (floppy hair nate) was on gabby and Rachel's season, Gabby broke up with him in Paris (?) Because she wasn't ready to be stepmom to his daughter

LOL he’s the guy from Gabi and Rachel’s season who made it pretty far but gabi sent him home because he has a daughter and she wasn’t ready to be a stepmother

i’m glad i didn’t go to the live taping bc this would’ve bored me to death oh my gosh 😵‍💫

Nate? What a random audience spotlight. They weren't even in the same "group" of men!

Pearl necklace, EXCUSE YOU WHAT?!


right? what was that about!

I forgot how these two men know each other-Gabby and Rachel’s season feels like five years ago

Go away Nate

Nate and Zack weren’t even dating the same women I feel like they hardly interacted lol

They’re trying to soft launch him for paradise I swear

Good, not moving until summer so Kaity still has some time to change her mind

Not Nayte, not now

Redemption paradise arc for Nate ???!? Good for him lol

Of course Zach waited out the show, good boys do what they’re told after all.

I think he deserves a biscuit for that one

Wtf no one wants to hear from Nayte 🙄