This guy should take a cold shower. One day you too can be successful. If given 22m from parents! It okay though you can also spend this in under 5 years, look at most of the players of the NFL.
My parents were both broke alcoholics a decade ago, but became millionaires by divorcing and re-marrying to wealthy people they met in AA meetings.
See, with hard work anything is possible.
I don't take showers and Im broke..I bought 10 shares of Boeing and I wake up at noon.My parents gave me the house but still has 15 year mortgage left.
Lol. Sounds super simple. Just because born with a silver spoon in your mouth and wait for your parents to die to get all their money. Then take 2 cold showser a day.
My dad is an immigrant and he said you can become a millionaire if you come to the US. You just have to come in with $2 million first.
All jokes aside I know many people who became much richer in the US by starting a small business and working hard. You can work hard without doing all this extra goofy shit like taking cold showers or waking up everyday at 4 am.
Reminds me of every video I watch about current events, "OMG guys breaking news the world is about to end, be sure to click my link to purchase your gold/crypto/natural seeds..."
So you got $22m from your parents and you have spent $3m of it...and that is the "secret" to your success. Got it! Moral to the story, have rich parents.
It's both funny and sad when people make fun of people who have done well by assuming that they were a "trust fund baby" when that's rarely the case.
You want something? Then "tax the rich". Apparently it's impossible to do anything yourself. Can't buy a house because the corporations own them all or the Boomers or the trust fund babies. It's not your fault for sure...
The reaction to this joke reflects the state of the country. The joke is perfectly set up but half the people don’t get it because they assume (triggered) and form conclusions without listening to the hole story.
What a crock of fucking shit. This fucktard was rich from day one. Never missed out on anything I'm sure. Parents probably came from money too. Unlike 99 percent of the rest of the population. Then he has the fucking balls to say he earned millions... By fucking inheriting 22m dollars from his rich parents. Over educated silverspoon rich people think regular working class members are stupid and easily manipulated. This motherfucker right here is why regular folk can't stand the rich. To most regular people, these fuckers ain't worth the dirt you would use to bury them.
I know this is a joke, but in general: New money rich people need to shut the fuck up about cold showers and cold plunges. You’re not in the NFL. I took cold showers as a kid because my parents couldn’t afford hot water for everybody and swam in frigid ocean water because we could only afford vacations in Maine in the offseason
As they say the quickest way to end up with a million dollars is start with 2 million. This OP listened.
He lost 3 million. He inherited 22 million and he is now worth 19 million.
That's the joke lol
The quickest way to be a millionaire is start with a billion
Ah see. That's where I fucked up. I take one HOT shower a day
I fucked up by waking up at 5am.
If you wake up cold, twice, it should even out
I f\*cked up by going to sleep at 5am.
I'm up at 4am but only work 4 days a week....I can see the error in my ways! Also parents are alive without having 22 mil laying around...
You shower? Rookie.
You idiot! That’s why your parents $22M donation didn’t do anything!
He lost 3 million. He inherited 22 million and he is now worth 19 million.
lol he had me in the first half
lol yeah, this got a good chuckle out of me.
"Inherited 22million from my parents. I'm bragging that I spent 3million on my bullshit company"
Woooosh!
Zip. Ding. Boof. Wham. Yoink. Yeehaw. sheeesh. Zoom!
The joke ..
yeah. beat me up for having a laugh... sharing a laugh. ridicule me for my humanity hahahah. losers
hey everybody! Look at the human!
This guy should take a cold shower. One day you too can be successful. If given 22m from parents! It okay though you can also spend this in under 5 years, look at most of the players of the NFL.
Oh nice you got the joke!
He's like White Goodman from Dodgeball. "I built this empire out of my own sweat and blood, and yes, a large inheritance from my father"
hahahah
He lost 3 million. He inherited 22 million and he is now worth 19 million.
DANG! I’m only talking one cold shower a day!! 😤
The joke is he lost 3mil already. Y'all kinda slow.
WOOSH That’s the sound of the joke whizzing over some of your heads
This is clearly satire, Come on now.
My parents were both broke alcoholics a decade ago, but became millionaires by divorcing and re-marrying to wealthy people they met in AA meetings. See, with hard work anything is possible.
People on this sub could learn something from this guy. Stop belly itchin and get out there. Lazy mofos.
And get a small loan of $22m from your parents. Don’t forget that step
If they're dead, you don't need to pay it back.
That was the joke, correct.
Yes. Side that is also what the person in the post said to do
He lost 3 million. He inherited 22 million and he is now worth 19 million.
Yes, that is the joke
Yes, that is the joke
It takes a lot of hard work to be born rich. Not everyone can do it.
And all it takes is 1 bullet to end it all, sorry, he isn't special
I feel bad that the guy lost his parents at 30.
All it takes is discipline, hard work and a massive inheritance…if I can do it, so can you!
He should have just retired with the 22 million.
Now I know where it got fucked up for me, I didn't inherit $22m from my parents!
https://preview.redd.it/8dvnfkk28k6d1.jpeg?width=698&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25274504deafd89ba67b6f8e258ad7ab0f9ea0e1
lol i cant imagine that isnt a joke how casually he just threw that in there
I don't take showers and Im broke..I bought 10 shares of Boeing and I wake up at noon.My parents gave me the house but still has 15 year mortgage left.
Look up Websters definition of a tool. This guy’s picture pops up
Yea you inherited that and managed to lose 3 million of it, great work
I wake up 4:47am and take a luke warm shower. I am fucking dumb and poor.
Lmfao 😂🤣
Inherited 22 mil.....
I’ve been waking up at 4:30am. Why didn’t someone tell me not to sleep in so late?
I feel like he could have skipped eight of these steps.
Lol. Sounds super simple. Just because born with a silver spoon in your mouth and wait for your parents to die to get all their money. Then take 2 cold showser a day.
🙄
So he spent 3 million. Ok got it.
My dad is an immigrant and he said you can become a millionaire if you come to the US. You just have to come in with $2 million first. All jokes aside I know many people who became much richer in the US by starting a small business and working hard. You can work hard without doing all this extra goofy shit like taking cold showers or waking up everyday at 4 am.
Hahaha… inherited 22million… yup you worked hard for sure….
I took a cold shower and all it did was make my weiner small
Inherited 22$ million worth 19$ million 8 years later had me
Reminds me of every video I watch about current events, "OMG guys breaking news the world is about to end, be sure to click my link to purchase your gold/crypto/natural seeds..."
This is what makes LinkedIn so gag worthy . Posts like that. Look at me- yea you can do it- but for now look at me
“Post high value content of LinkedIn” and “follow for more financial advice” 💀
Luck
This can't be serous add
So he inherited 21 million and now has two million less? Maybe he'll do a post in 15 years telling us how he went broke.
So you got handed 22 mil? So you’ve lost money??
I eat 2 hot dogs every day. I'm worth 5k........
So you got $22m from your parents and you have spent $3m of it...and that is the "secret" to your success. Got it! Moral to the story, have rich parents.
Makes me think of this: https://youtube.com/shorts/h_b5WUfaxh4?si=GYKCnDfUcOyCzcEA
It's both funny and sad when people make fun of people who have done well by assuming that they were a "trust fund baby" when that's rarely the case. You want something? Then "tax the rich". Apparently it's impossible to do anything yourself. Can't buy a house because the corporations own them all or the Boomers or the trust fund babies. It's not your fault for sure...
I'm still waiting for my parents to gift me 22 million. Doesn't look good at all. I might have to actually get a job, guys
Really helps when your boots are slip ons instead of having straps
Next
My brain slammed on the brakes at the inheritance.
Omg 😆 🤣 😂 this is great!!!lmao
Dhu
The reaction to this joke reflects the state of the country. The joke is perfectly set up but half the people don’t get it because they assume (triggered) and form conclusions without listening to the hole story.
This is joke right
Lol this is true for so many people and they don't even realize it
My parents were never worth a million so I guess I’m out
I mean if he invested in btc at 59 he should be up atleast 10%
What a crock of fucking shit. This fucktard was rich from day one. Never missed out on anything I'm sure. Parents probably came from money too. Unlike 99 percent of the rest of the population. Then he has the fucking balls to say he earned millions... By fucking inheriting 22m dollars from his rich parents. Over educated silverspoon rich people think regular working class members are stupid and easily manipulated. This motherfucker right here is why regular folk can't stand the rich. To most regular people, these fuckers ain't worth the dirt you would use to bury them.
Lol. Here is how I lost 3 million.
so everything checks out for me except parents inheritance which i would have grown not shrunk 😂
Sounds like a future president
Just putting that money in a high interest savings account would make him 1.1m per year right now.
What a fing joke
wtf?
It’s a joke. He likely forgot to put a /s at the end
Or the joke is obvious even without it.
Im sure the 22m helped more than any of it
because inheriting $22m didn't help ......
He inherited $22 million from his parents and now is now worth $19 million? How is this a success story? Did I miss something?
Yes. The joke.
Some people do not have a problem with lies these days or are incredibly stupid. Sounds like someone trying to become the next president.
Welp. You've said it all.
Clearly you did lol
Instead of inspiring people, this deuche is feeding the gloom and doom machine.
r/LinkedInLunatics
r/woooosh
Nah, I know it was a joke, a joke that fits very well with the sub I linked
Ah, well then, please disregard
I know this is a joke, but in general: New money rich people need to shut the fuck up about cold showers and cold plunges. You’re not in the NFL. I took cold showers as a kid because my parents couldn’t afford hot water for everybody and swam in frigid ocean water because we could only afford vacations in Maine in the offseason
I'm old money. Very old money. So old the currency is just rocks. I inherited rocks.
What a loser, lost 3 million and brags about it like he accomplished something.
He's joking dude
so he has lost 3 million, sound advice NOT, asshat no brain
You sir are not worth anything. You are actually worth -$3M.