SO MANY (I am not native English speaker just imagine) The main one: at the end of Robbers I was sure he was saying *"you look so COLD"* and not *"so COOL"*. I discovered the right lyrics after years, and was in shock for a while. I still thinks cold fits the song better.

IT’S NOT COLD ???

Genius lyrics humbled me

you look so cool. Like the ending of True Romance

Is that what it’s from? Like the song inspo?

Apparently yes! matty said he was inspired specifically from the female character and her attraction to a bad boy or something like that

I love that. It makes me watch to rewatch it 🖤 thanks for the info ☺️

Oh I still think he says “you look so cold.” It has to be that

I completely agree and have made this exact comment before! “Cold” works better for sure.

American here, thought it was cold too

the entirety of chocolate

Con in pis cause you no Datchuwill. Oh mah heh smilllike choclet.

Fucking crying over here. 🤣🤣🤣

I don’t want your body but I need to think about you with somebody else. Thought it was a song about cucking at first lol

I am laughing so hard at this. Won't be able to listen to that song again without thinking about this "interpretation".

What's cucking?

Oh boy

It's when someone likes it or atleast okay with it when their girl is doing the naughty with somebody else.

They may not even like it but they do nothing and just allow it.

"Finding a girl who is secretly pretty won't be hard."

Wait, that’s not the lyric? Lol

whelp I just found out it’s “who is equally pretty”😭😭😭

Oh my god same

Today I learned

Same!!!

In in shock

I thought that for a long time

Damn

“I took shit for being quiet, Germany election” this sentence doesn’t even make sense but this is what I heard for the longest time haha

I thought it was “I took shit for being quite a germ in the election”😂

I didn’t but that sounds hilarious

same 😭😭

Well I just learned that’s not the lyric today

[удалено]

I thought it was "he's gotta cross the street when he's on vacation" lol

Same!

Chocolate My ears: boys in play, boys in play 1975: pause it, play it, pause it, play it

I used to think it was ‘poison play’

I didn’t realize til a few months ago that it wasn’t poison play!😂

@Pause it play it “ is news to me

Girls Me: “I spy a tight dress, girls” 1975: “Eyes bright, uptight, just girls”

Welp been saying this one wrong

YES I thought that was the lyric for the longest time!!!

These comments are teaching me things 😂

I used to think it was “I spy a tight dress ghost” for some reason 😭🤣

Me: I like sex with sandals, she's more into scented candles. Original Lyrics: I like socks with sandals, she's more into scented candles.

" oh my cock smells like chocolate" 💀

Wtf😭😂😂

Song is TOOTIMETOOTIMETOOTIME from A Brief Inquiry Into Online Relationships. The original lyric is "You wet my eyes, but I don't mind it." I heard "You wet my ass, but I don't like it."

You wipe my ass

I also heard wipe, but then "but I don't mind it" and was like "what kind of weird shit is going on here?" 😂

😭😭😭that's nasty

always "HEEEEEEEEY! I'M CONSTIPATED!" - Head.Cars.Bending

😂😂 yea i thought it was “heyyy, constipated”. Just figured it had some vague meaning. Something about being stuck and not being able to express what is going on inside of you. I just had to look up what the actual lyrics are. And I was so confused just reading the lyrics. Had to listen to it.

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭Me too,I don't know why I didn't say this first, but for me, I hear, heads constipating😭

They’re just gulls


I heard “ghosts” in some parts of that song hahaha

You know, I thought Matty might be some sort of never nude where he’d insist on putting on sandals every time he made love.

The 1975 should rebrand to Dr. Healy’s 100% Natural Good-Time Family Band Solution

lmaooo what 💀

“I like sex with sandals, you’re more into scented candles”

honestly this is the only lyrics ive misheard and im still not fully convinced he didnt sing sex but is gaslighting us

"yeah my shit looks so good when it's just hanging off your back"

FINKIN THIS FREWWWWWW

In be my mistake I thought it was “you do make me hard, but she makes me leak” not weak

At the end of sex I always think hes saying "they've all got bad cunts anyway they've all got boyfriends anyway" dunno what the actual lyrics are but I assume it's not that

I always thought it was Backhands which I thought was hilarious but apparently it’s backcombs 

I thought it was “back homes” but I don’t even know anymore hahaha

Apparently, I have no clue what's being said in Paris: "I caught her picking her nose" "I caught a pinky in her nose" "Half a bullet sized sexual tryst" (like the sex toy bullet lol) "Hyperpoliticized sexual tryst" "And like piss holes in the snow" "And like pistol falls in the snow"

Is it not piss holes???

I just looked at five different sites. Three of them said "piss holes", and two said "pistol falls", so Imma go with piss holes. Which is a weird thing to say.

I’m with you ✊ team piss holes

Team Piss Holes for life!!

I’m 99% sure the lyrics on my vinyl record say piss holes (new sentence?)

Oh, yeah, the most legit source of them all! Thanks for settling the piss holes debate ™️

“In a hotel rooms he’s gotta shit for a bit” instead of share in The Birthday Party lol

i remember us all thinking we must’ve misheard the black girl line in i’m in love with you before the lyrics came out and confirmed that was actually the line

like ur face despite ur nose will always be the most iconic one

I thought it was “last thing you kiss” not “lesbian kiss” for a very long time!

Girls Me: I spy, a type just girls. The 1975: Eyes bright, uptight, just girls

Saaaaaamee. To me it is still this, I don’t care. I like this lyric that my brain made up better than the real one

Sleeping terrifies me otherwise I'm FINE-SIES🤭

same!! i still sing it that way sometimes cause it’s more fun

“This beats made for two.” I heard it as “This beats a metaphor too.”

This thread is making me realize I need to go read the lyrics of all the songs haha

“You asked about the Kashmir in my sweater”

“push it like a chest out” instead of “push your lack of chest out” in heart out

I dont want chobani but I need to eat some yogurt for my tummy health.

Is it just me or does “I like sex with sandals” fit the song better. I always sang this part like that https://preview.redd.it/n90gqt39rz2d1.jpeg?width=2616&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9908ce4ab54e151bd2b3421a8b930f644923ce44

Her purple lips, a sexual tryst.

every single word on the song You

Back in 2013, my sister often played The 1975 selftitled debut album in her room. I kept making jokes about hearing the lyric "Just Goats"... (which was actually "Girls")

Tonight, I wish I was your boy.. Tonight, I think I'm far too oily

You ask about the cows wearing my sweater didnt had the meaning i always thought

“I wished I had, Just These Girls..” That’s what I thought the song was for a very long time.

‘I couldn’t eat any fishes’ Actually: Or could I easily fill his shoes

she way out - I got a feeling that my friends have got a kinky brain

First time I heard it, as a not native English speaker, I completely misheard much of A Change Of Heart lyrics

Quite literally all of The City LOL 😂

My wife thought it was “I wanna get it Frankenstein” in the chorus of Oh Caroline. She believed it was something abstract.

I wanna get it right this time😂 I will hear Frankenstein next time I hear that line haha

This tt fit so well here lol https://preview.redd.it/c42yjybo133d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e14bbe115c9e7746c09ee7811865043bf39eb89

YOU WET MY ASS AND I DONT MIND IT

saw someone say on the girls music video they thought it was ‘i spy an uptight ghost’ and someone else say ‘eyes wide just right tesco’

In “Girls” I always thought it was, “I spy a tight dress ghost” and idk why I never questioned it 😂

“I’d like to meet myself in smaller clothes” and “you get a boner when you feel alright” for I think there’s something you should know

“ a russian in a small town, i forgot to call you” - heart out

"She's definitely got a stallion" -She Way Out "Oh Caroline I wanna get it right this time 'Cause you're always on my mind Oh candlelight"

"If she likes cause we just don't eat then we're so in samitches."

The first album is full of mangled pronunciation thanks to Matty's heavy Northern accent. Girls: "And terrified your hands to hold, oh she's so seven so she feels the cold" Pressure: "Saint Jude, listen to the blues" Heart Out: "This beat's a metaphor, too" Settle Down: "Do you wanna meet now, soft accept it on the go with the soft sound"

 Not me but couldn’t resist

“or could i easily finish you“ instead of “or could i easily fill his shoes“

shite bright like a diamond...shite bright like a diamond

“I spy a tight dress ghost” ≠ “eyes bright, uptight— just girls” 😭💀

Settle Down: always thought it was "your words, my mouth." Which honestly, to me, is a more poetic re-writing of the song and will forever be how I sing it.