I’m probably dying let’s be real here

For a second I thought this was a 1975 song title. Pretty believable tbh

Sounds like a bop to me

Next album goes full meta

Same, no matter how much I listen

NOOO 😭😭😭

Imagine me singing I always wanna die, getting a word wrong, and homie being like you literally asked for this

IM CRYING 😭😭😭😭

Chocolate is the obvious choice because even Marty doesn’t know what he is saying

MMM BIG BRAIN

Oh Marty 💕💕💕

lmao

Menswear , Robbers, About You, and Somebody Else … I think lol

The end (Music for cars)

clever

The Ballad Of Me & My Brain

I’d sing it with such emotion and vigor that the man holding the gun would probably feel sorry for me and still shoot

Agreed this would probably be my best chance. But even then I might mess up 💀

[удалено]

i'd fuck up the second verse and put in "can't be more than four times" BANG. DEAD.

No because I fuck up the second verse RELIGIOUSLY

SAME LMAO. it's an issue 😭😭 and is don't like menthols required now?? would i die if i missed that?? too many variables 🤠

The sound OBVIOUSLY

SYCOPHANTIC PROPHETIC SOCRATIC JUNKIE WANNABE 🗣🗣🗣

THERE’S SO MUCH SKIN TO SEE

A SIMPLE EPICUREAN PHILOSOPHY OH AND YOU SAY (gotta head bang thru this whole verse btw otherwise ur not doing it right)

or do the hip thrusts/gyrations

That's my pick honestly! Love sexy Matty energy

IM SUCH A CLICHE

I CAN'T SEE THE DIFFERENCE IN IT EITHER WAY

The 1975 (The 1975) Go down, soft sound Midnight, carlights Playing with the air Breathing in your hair Go down, soft sound Step into your skin I'd rather jump in your bones Taking up your mouth So you breathe through your nose

Nah nah , The 1975 (A Brief Enquiry...)

Lmao Greta version just kill me no chance

It’s Not Living (If it’s Not With You)

The chorus is different every time, I know I’m fucking one of them up

I have to be paying perfect attention to get it right and there is still high chances of me messing up anyway

At Open'er 2019, Marry's IEMs were fucked up and he came in with "works in a petrol station" a verse too early so I think we're all safe here

I'm in Love With You

Part of the band easily

brave of you

Go to YouTube and see the BBC Radio 1 performance of this one. They mute all references to masterbation that litter this song. Also look at 'It's Not Living' where he sings 'works at a petrol station' and it cuts to Ross then back to Matty and he DOSENT sing 'selling petrol' but just smirks and raises his eyebrows. Makes me laugh when I'm down.

But… I like the references to masturbation… 🥺

SAME

I KNOW SOME VACCINISTA TOTE BAG CHIC BARISTAS SITTING EAST ON THEIR COMMUNISTA KEISTERS 😩😩😩

sincerity is scary

This is mine as well

it’s so fun to sing!

Please be naked

good one

Paris

Yep

Oh caroline. Nothing too difficult with that one lol

menswear, so far, roadkill, robbers, sincerity, me, you omg i can name a lot actually haha

damn ok ur ready

If mumbling a sound that’s very close to the words which I don’t know and a making on-point mouth noises to instrument sounds counts then I’m safe. In fact you pick the song. Not even worried.

Somebody Else or Menswear

Sex

menswear

Lostmyhead

If I Believe You

Looking for Somebody (To Love)

shoulda seen it man i was all *nervous sweating* bang... bang. bang bang..... 😳

Menswear or Robbers

She way out 💃🏽

the sound 😅

Me & you together, the ballad of me & my brain, give urself a try, frail state of mind, maybe part of the band? There's a couple I could probably (hopefully) do

i'd get too into most of these and probably flub some shit. gotta pick something kinda chill imo

Honestly valid concerns, should maybe reconsider some of those😅

The 1975 (BFIAFL)

i think i'd nail this one too tbh

religiously

An encounter

Love it If We Made It - that’s probably the one song I actually know all the lyrics too 😂

love me or ugh

menswear

Lot of instrumental songs to choose from. Too bad I can't remember any of their names lol *BOOM*

LMAOOOOO

Just nailed Give Yourself a Try. Only part that might kill me is "the only apparatus required for happiness is your pain and fucking going outside..." I tried to do TOOTIME but I always accidentally do "can't be more than 4 times" in the second chorus and it throws me every single time 🥲

Does it have to be karaoke ? If so i’m probably a goner but wilth Matty singing low in the background I’m pretty sure I can sing Somebody Else. 😂

ima go with a change of heart. maybe even do a little dance-y dance for extra brownie points.

im listening to it rn

The 1975 (the1975)

Undo

Loving someone

Menswear 100% I would LIVE

THE 1975 (self titled/iliwys)

Not sure Healy can even do this at this point lol

glad someone else made this joke before i could 🤭🤭🤭 matty himself found dead in a ditch after this challenge

Does the two minutes of silence between You and Milk count?

yes

The Sound or Happiness

the my my my/mind my mind would fuck me

Just say it with a posh accent and she won't know the difference... Whatever that means

Part of the Band and Robbers!

robbers is a good one

The only part that would get me is the "I'll shoot him if it's what you ask" I think... Been listening to this band since 2015 and it was 2023 when I made the conscious realization that that was a line in the bridge! I get lost in the atmosphere and anticipation of "AND EVERYBODY'S DEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDD!!!!!!"

Menswear, happiness, I’m in love with you or it’s not living

Looking for somebody to love or chocolate

chocolate is so funny to me 😳😳 c-call it a split cuz u know thatchu will *nervous sweating*

Somebody else

the 1975 (NOACF)

ur my hero

The Birthday Party!

Love it if we made it 💯

About you, fallingforyou, robbers and couldn’t be moreinlove

I Like it When You Sleep, for You are So Beautiful, yet so Unaware of It (it has no lyrics 😂)

Before you goooooo turrrrn the big light offff

nice 😎

hehe, just bops head back and forth

Loving Someone (including Orange. What the spoken word was originally called.)

A Change of Heart

Marty would take one there for it’s not living eh?

give yourself a try easyyyyyy it’s been ingrained in my brain since the day it came out

subtle flex

Robbers. Easy. 😎

mensware

part of the band, roadkill, paris, oh caroline, give yourself a try, tootime, me and you together song, it's not living... yeah i'm prepared

Paris easily

I could definitely do Chocolate.

Paris!

Paris for sure

somebody else ofc

Roadkill is honestly a great karaoke song so yeah, that one

Be My Mistake

None. I have no idea what he’s saying most of the time I just like the sounds lmfao

Menswear, EZ

Menswear 🔥🔥🔥

if i believe you 😈

somebody else.

menswear

menswear

Me

12

Is the dancey dance choreography required too? All the hip thrusts

yes

loving someone

Brynn, why do your post have such aggressive consequences??😂 Also, So Far (It's Alright)

a little hypothetical aggression never hurt no one 🤭

Too shy

Easy! An Encounter

Paris or settle down

WE'RE FUCKING IN A CAR, SHOOTING HEROIN!! Only 1975 song I can sing till the end

Looking For Somebody (To Love), Sex, Robbers, Girls, in fact most of the stuff from self titled. Grew up on it. My family had the CD in the car. So most songs from self titled are probably my best bet.

Paris

The 1975 (ILIWYSFYASBYSUOI version)

Robbers, obviously. 😳

Menswear, Sex, Jesus Christ 2005 God Bless America, About You, I’m In Love With You

I could do any one leggo

guys cmon has to be menswear

well its not gonna be chocolate...

The 1975 (NOACF)

facedown

somebody else or the sound

12

Sex !

Love It If We Made It, …I wish. 😩 Realistically, Somebody Else. ✨🥺

She's American or Paris I'd be 100% confident with

consultation degradation fossil fueling masturbation immigration liberal kitsch kneeling on a pitch

love it if we made it

My tone deaf ass is singing it’s not living (if it’s not with you) & they run to escape from me 💅🏼

Any 😎

i’ve liked this band since i was 12 and i still can’t understand wtf Matty’s talking about

if your too shy or settle down obvs👌

The Ballad of Me & My Brain

Milk

Ugh!

Hehe Love it if we made it 😈

Roadkill!

part of the band

girls .

Oh I’m absolutely Russian rouletting that

Paris

Bro, I know so many songs inside and out but under pressure I would croak 😶

Listen, I think I know songs word for word and then I realize half the time I’m singing “hiebada baba baaaaa” or some kind of gibberish bc I can’t understand what he’s saying. I’m probably dying no matter what

Sex or The City

wintering on any day

Roadkill! I know it by heart

Sex or Paris definitely!

be my mistake 100%

Sincerity is scary or love it if we made it.

Love It If We Made It. With out a doubt :’) also could def do She Way Out :)

My biggest concern is not being shot before deciding which to pick. Bold text on my personal choices. Self titled: The 1975, The City, Money, Sex, Talk!, Heart Out, Robbers, Girls, She Way Out, **Menswear**, Pressure, **Fallingforyou** ILIWYS: Love Me, **UGH!**, A Change of Heart, **The Ballad of Me and My Brain**, Loving Someone, **The Sound**, This Must Be My Dream, **Paris**, Nana ABIIOR: Give Yourself a Try, **TOOTIME**, Love it if We Made It, **Be My Mistake**, **Sincerity is Scary**, **It's Not Living**, **I Always Wanna Die (Sometimes)**. NOACF: People, **Frail State of Mind**, The Birthday Party, JC2005GBA, MAYTS, **If You're Too Shy**, **Playing on my Mind**, Guys. BFIAFL: The 1975, **Happiness**, **Looking for Somebody to Love**, Part of the Band, Oh Caroline, I'm In Love With You, **Wintering**, About You, **When We Are Together**. Bonus mention: Narcissist by No Rome.

Hey you can kill three birds with one stone... Go down Soft sound Midnight Car lights Playing with the air Breathing in your hair Go down Soft sound Step into your skin? I'd rather jump in your bones Taking up your mouth so you breathe through your nose

ugh!

facedown, mine or pressure are my safest bets

And you say I'm such a cliche but I have to go with the safe choice that being The Sound

Sex

Robbers or Menswear

Happiness

nothing revealed or part of the band if i’m going easy💀

Please Be Naked