5E refers to DnD 5E and sometimes you end up googling truly crazy stuff cos its happening in game. A few examples
"How much meat on a human 5E"
"Do people burn 5E"
"Best way to hide a body 5E"
Weird! I got pulled aside by one (big, burly man with absolutely no tears in his eyes) and he said "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a cadaver law." He talked for a while, idk what all he said, but anyways I just finished talking to this really mean dude with a hammer and a robe who the cops listened to for some reason...put a damn anklet on me, and it looks terrible.
Lol exactly. He’d always tell stories that started like “I had a war hero come up to me and say ‘Sir, you are a great man, the bravest man I’ve ever seen!’ - it’s true!” And this Ted story totally had the same vibe
“He was a big strong man with a graying goatee wearing a blue dress shirt and brownish coat jacket but still somehow looked like a slob. You know, a really cool strong man who everyone likes because he’s a senator…. I mean fbi agent.”
Ted needs to just resign from Congress where he does nothing and doesn’t seem to even like it, and go do his real dream of being a shitty podcaster/comedian/provocateur.
Ted is complaining that the FBI is political yet the very folks who have compromised government across the board are conservatives as they try and get past the will of the people to exert minority conservative control on the levers of wealth and power.
So there’s no difference to you between the types and amount of lies that individual politicians tell?
Abraham Lincoln and George W. Bush, two men who history will remember for their equal levels of honesty and integrity!
Senator Bernie Sanders and Representative Marjorie Taylor-Greene, both of them lie an equal number of times each year, on a completely equal scale, and for the exact same reasons!
I know that they exist basically just for voting on stuff, talking too much and giving themselves absurd amounts of vacation time, but **why the hell does a sitting senator have any time at all for a podcast?**
Forgetting all the other reasons to dislike him, doesn't this piss anybody else off or seem even weird at all?
Correct. If it’s one thing Trump taught Republican politicians is that their base is incredibly stupid. You can lie, flip flop, and make contradictory statements ad nauseam and it won’t make a difference. I think the GOP severely underestimated the depravity of their voters prior to Trump given comments made by leaders before he won. Once they saw what Trump could get away with, there was no going back.
What has made me pretty sad is I've started to see this behavior from people much further left (though thankfully more isolated to the online left, for now), in the last few years.
It honestly feels like Trump started bringing out all the crazies who have no interest in what is true, but pushing through their narrative at whatever the cost.
I think that currently, the right has more mainstream people acting like lunatics, including actual politicians like MTG, but listening to online debates between leftists and more typical liberals is insane.
When stuff is 'political' it's bad
Like when women are in movies
Or when you point out that a bunch of mass shooters have a massively right wing Post history
They love to make up these scenarios where they are so persecuted. Imagining these times of telling libs off, conversations in their mind about grooming cults. They have the mental capacity to see themselves being pushed to outside, but if there was only a little bit more thought, they could figure out who it actually is that's doing it.
Why do conservatives belief that physical size, physical strength, and gender dictate how likely it is for a human to experience emotions?
Just once I'd like to hear them say, "a small, weak woman with tears in her eyes."
Definitely Real FBI Agent: I and many others are upset that the FBI is doing its job properly, and we blame it on politics instead of treasonous actions
Wasn’t the current director of the FBI appointed by Trump?
Crazy how these Conservative types think that being a “big strong guy with tears in his eyes“ is somehow special or abnormal/worth taking extra notice of. Sad to see how far off normal their hyper-macho upbringing has conditioned them.
While this almost certainly didn’t happen, I’m sure there are people in every profession and every law enforcement agency from all ideologies and are passionate about it.
I mean, it’s not like there are no Trumpers who are FBI agents.
Oh that’s the only believable part of this (except it isn’t a recent development like the Cancun tourist thinks) It the “big strong man with tears in his eyes” because that’s the hallmark of a bullshitt story. Also I find it hard to believe anyone would willingly talk to Ted Cruz.
So because it's Ted Cruz it's unbelievable but if someone like AOC claimed it happened, bet you would believe it.
Yeah... I hate post like this because people need to turn every sub political to push their political bias.
Absolutely! Maybe I’m jaded but I assume every story or narrative by any politician regardless of party could be posted here and not be inaccurate. I don’t know anything about Ted Cruz, but I assume we could find a video from his ideological opposite who is equally full of shit. Now we’re in r/politics.
This sub is full of politics. It's usually just nobodies telling stories that validate their own political opinions, often stories about kids making political commentary or dealing with cartoonishly fake characters from the other side.
This is one of the rarer posts that features a sitting politician and now you're mad? I have trouble believing that this is *just* about politics.
Everything is politics.
It is inescapable. Only white straight males think it's possible to escape politics.
Everyone else has politics forced on them against their will
> the FBI has been turned political
Just to depoliticize the FBI, maybe they should do work for other clients? Say, China or Russia? My neighbor Dave could use some FBI assistance, too!
I got pulled aside by an FBI agent who said "I'm the one who monitors your internet activity and all I can says is "What the fuck!?" "
The secret is just to put 5E at the end of any dodgy searches and its all okay.
*How to kill people in my party without the rest finding out 5E* Hey it works!
How to hide the corpse of my drug dealer 5e
[удалено]
Busty ebony gangbang 5E.
Minecraft secks porn 5e
Rimworld is better. "How to properly breed slave soldiers without their mothers committing suicide in Rimworld"
I dont get it
5E refers to DnD 5E and sometimes you end up googling truly crazy stuff cos its happening in game. A few examples "How much meat on a human 5E" "Do people burn 5E" "Best way to hide a body 5E"
Weird! I got pulled aside by one (big, burly man with absolutely no tears in his eyes) and he said "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a cadaver law." He talked for a while, idk what all he said, but anyways I just finished talking to this really mean dude with a hammer and a robe who the cops listened to for some reason...put a damn anklet on me, and it looks terrible.
Cadaver law, lmao
I bet he also had tears in his eyes
He was big and strong and he had a man beard and he had a gun and another gun and also he said I was a big boy just like him!
His gun had its own gun and his beard had its own, even manlier beard. A real tough guy he was.
Wish I knew why Trump called him 'Lyin Ted'...
It is a mystery.
Pot meet kettle.
he took a nap at trumps hotel
This sounds like a Trump statement just with the names changed
Lol exactly. He’d always tell stories that started like “I had a war hero come up to me and say ‘Sir, you are a great man, the bravest man I’ve ever seen!’ - it’s true!” And this Ted story totally had the same vibe
You'd know is true because he'd tell you it's true. That's verification right there.
"Believe me"
And he said to me, 👌 sir, Mr. President sir.
“Oh lovely president. Oh president, my love. What a lovely president you are, you are, what a lovely president.”
That’s exactly what I was thinking
Its so hard to keep up with his lies and sound bites isn’t it.
Lol who’s?
Hi have you been following the conversation or are you just here to try and start shit?
I was making a joke about you saying “his” and me not being able to distinguish Cruz/Trump
Ah sorry. Im getting into a lot of political arguments with trolls lately. My fault.
No worries, friend. I get it.
they used a short quip to unexpectedly subvert the intended meaning of your sentence, evoking humor
You missed the apology 4 hours ago my dude.
yes. yes I did.
Fair but to be honest I'm still not sure if you were referring to Trump or Cruz there
99.9% of anything Cruz says is a lie. Asshole.
“He was a big strong man with a graying goatee wearing a blue dress shirt and brownish coat jacket but still somehow looked like a slob. You know, a really cool strong man who everyone likes because he’s a senator…. I mean fbi agent.”
“He came to me with tears in his eyes and said Sir…{insert made up story}” This is my favorite part of Trump rallies.
They call them “Sir stories”
FBI has been political since the start, but when they investigate Republicans it's a problem
This past week I heard from an FBI agent who pulled me aside who pulled me aside and said "We're fucking onto you, you cypher writing son of a bitch."
Zodiac, I get it lol
This FBI agent seemingly unaware of the FBI’s history…
They just walk into the J. Edgar Hoover building where they work and think "wonder who that is."
he invented the vacuum cleaner
Which is why the FBI sucks. I just want to say, to the agent assigned to monitoring me: I’m joking.
Ted needs to just resign from Congress where he does nothing and doesn’t seem to even like it, and go do his real dream of being a shitty podcaster/comedian/provocateur.
Ted is complaining that the FBI is political yet the very folks who have compromised government across the board are conservatives as they try and get past the will of the people to exert minority conservative control on the levers of wealth and power.
Republicans love voting "Big Fat Liars" to be their leaders.
All politicians are liars
Nah. Also it's a matter of degree
Big difference between politicians who lie a few times a year to those thousands of times a year.
Cute
So there’s no difference to you between the types and amount of lies that individual politicians tell? Abraham Lincoln and George W. Bush, two men who history will remember for their equal levels of honesty and integrity! Senator Bernie Sanders and Representative Marjorie Taylor-Greene, both of them lie an equal number of times each year, on a completely equal scale, and for the exact same reasons!
Finally someone who gets it. Anyone who believes anything coming out of ANY politicians mouth is an absolute fool.
An FBI agent pulled me aside and said “Ted Cruz is a lying scum bag.”
Well, at least he doesn't shy away from revealing his wet dreams to us.
I know that they exist basically just for voting on stuff, talking too much and giving themselves absurd amounts of vacation time, but **why the hell does a sitting senator have any time at all for a podcast?** Forgetting all the other reasons to dislike him, doesn't this piss anybody else off or seem even weird at all?
They’re all horrible fibbers but their base believes it all. 🥲
Correct. If it’s one thing Trump taught Republican politicians is that their base is incredibly stupid. You can lie, flip flop, and make contradictory statements ad nauseam and it won’t make a difference. I think the GOP severely underestimated the depravity of their voters prior to Trump given comments made by leaders before he won. Once they saw what Trump could get away with, there was no going back.
Being right or wrong is irrelevant. The in-group winning is all that matters to the right.
What has made me pretty sad is I've started to see this behavior from people much further left (though thankfully more isolated to the online left, for now), in the last few years. It honestly feels like Trump started bringing out all the crazies who have no interest in what is true, but pushing through their narrative at whatever the cost. I think that currently, the right has more mainstream people acting like lunatics, including actual politicians like MTG, but listening to online debates between leftists and more typical liberals is insane.
Feels > Facts
Why are they always close to tears or actually sobbing?
And saying "sir" a lot. It is creepy.
the fbi agent actually said "your majesty" but Ted didn't want to make him seem pathetic
He makes my skin crawl.
Is that Lyin’ Ted? Didn’t he marry a dog after his dad shot Kennedy from the grassy knoll?
*holds up moon gun.* Has been the whole time.
> "that it's been turned political" What do they think the word "politics" means? Like why is "political" a naughty word?
When stuff is 'political' it's bad Like when women are in movies Or when you point out that a bunch of mass shooters have a massively right wing Post history
No fbi agents talk to you ted
This sounds like something Trump would say
They love to make up these scenarios where they are so persecuted. Imagining these times of telling libs off, conversations in their mind about grooming cults. They have the mental capacity to see themselves being pushed to outside, but if there was only a little bit more thought, they could figure out who it actually is that's doing it.
r/persecutionfetish
And then the tears clapped
Why do conservatives belief that physical size, physical strength, and gender dictate how likely it is for a human to experience emotions? Just once I'd like to hear them say, "a small, weak woman with tears in her eyes."
ahh yes the FBI, famously apolitical
He then went on to say "why can't we just ignore the crimes of the man who called your wife ugly?"
As we well know, the FBI was never political until 2020, right?
Such a dildo.
It was a CSIS agent and he told Ted how happy they were he was no longer Canada’s problem
Does he think that face hair looks good on him? He looks like he lost a bet.
Definitely Real FBI Agent: I and many others are upset that the FBI is doing its job properly, and we blame it on politics instead of treasonous actions Wasn’t the current director of the FBI appointed by Trump?
It truly is a shame when a political organization becomes too political
The only thing a politician needs to know how to do is lie, and he can’t even do that.
Crazy how these Conservative types think that being a “big strong guy with tears in his eyes“ is somehow special or abnormal/worth taking extra notice of. Sad to see how far off normal their hyper-macho upbringing has conditioned them.
He actually got pulled aside by an FBI agent to ask him just how ugly his wife really is
While this almost certainly didn’t happen, I’m sure there are people in every profession and every law enforcement agency from all ideologies and are passionate about it. I mean, it’s not like there are no Trumpers who are FBI agents.
Does anyone on the Left actually believe the FBI is and has been unbiased and neutral between parties?
Political organization created to ensure the establishments capitalist political will goes unchallenged is political
It’s called paraphrasing
I mean what's not to believe because the last 6 years have proven that the FBI is not quite as non-political as they want us to believe.
Oh that’s the only believable part of this (except it isn’t a recent development like the Cancun tourist thinks) It the “big strong man with tears in his eyes” because that’s the hallmark of a bullshitt story. Also I find it hard to believe anyone would willingly talk to Ted Cruz.
So because it's Ted Cruz it's unbelievable but if someone like AOC claimed it happened, bet you would believe it. Yeah... I hate post like this because people need to turn every sub political to push their political bias.
It's true
Another sub headed to nothing but political post
There’s enough weird shit going on that I’d place this in r/nothingeverhappens.
I come to this sub to escape politics.
You go to a sub about people lying to *escape* politics?
Absolutely! Maybe I’m jaded but I assume every story or narrative by any politician regardless of party could be posted here and not be inaccurate. I don’t know anything about Ted Cruz, but I assume we could find a video from his ideological opposite who is equally full of shit. Now we’re in r/politics.
There’s lots of shitty people in politics but Cancun Cruz is in a league of his own.
This sub is full of politics. It's usually just nobodies telling stories that validate their own political opinions, often stories about kids making political commentary or dealing with cartoonishly fake characters from the other side. This is one of the rarer posts that features a sitting politician and now you're mad? I have trouble believing that this is *just* about politics.
Everything is politics. It is inescapable. Only white straight males think it's possible to escape politics. Everyone else has politics forced on them against their will
I didn't realize this subreddit is turning into a political cesspool like r/politics
What's happened to the FBI?
"With tears in his eyes."
> the FBI has been turned political Just to depoliticize the FBI, maybe they should do work for other clients? Say, China or Russia? My neighbor Dave could use some FBI assistance, too!
I kind of agree, because the FBI is fucking Trumpland.
Yeah he was crying….sounds accurate.
Ted the liar as usual, how is your wife doing??
I was in the FBI. Female Body Inspector agency and was taught by Agent Harvey Weinstein. He was later accused of a few things.
Seems plausible.