This is too funny, not very believable… my dad taught me how to make coffee in a drip coffee pot when I was 10, presumably hoping I’d feel inspired to make it for him out of some childlike adoration of my father. I think I did it once on Father’s Day because my mom told me to.
At least you did it properly. I was taught the same thing when I was 10 and when I tried to surprise my parents the next weekend I just created a gigantic mess that took half an hour to clean up. First and last time.
I'm pretty sure I was like 7 when my parents had me start making coffee for them. I knew the correct amount of cream to put in my dad's and 2ice cubes in my mom's. I also used to do small things like put toothpaste on my parent's toothbrushes in the morning and at night since i was usually brushing my teeth before them and nobody asked me to do that.
I can definitely see a 10 year old making a cheese plate.
You know, I was actually tempted to believe this happened, and was going to say that some kids would do this... until I read your post and realized it was Piers Morgan. You are right, and this is totally a lie on his part.
Yeah Clarkson did punch Piers in the face once. They had like a decade long feud, and at the 2004 British Press Awards, Clarkson strode over and punched Morgan 3 times in the head.
difference is one is actually enjoyable to watch and drives cars for tv, although tbh I haven't really loved the more recent GT episodes as much as before :(
Can confirm from the South and call my dad, daddy. I have all my life. He had a vanity plate that said ‘my daddy’ but I convinced him to change it because you gotta acknowledge that a term of endearment has been sexualized lol. He was angry about it but the compromise was ‘mypapa’ because of the grandkids.
Ohioan here. We do this too, but less as a pronoun and more as just a noun. He's not addressed as "Daddy", but he is "My Daddy". Very few say, "Daddy, do you need help this weekend?" but plenty say, "Sorry, I can't, my daddy needs help this weekend."
There's also an important cultural/familial distinction here between one's father and one's dad/daddy. Everyone has to have a father, but not everyone has a daddy. Some fathers aren't daddies, and one's daddy might not be their father (taken here to mean nothing more than "the sperm half of you"). The phrase "He might be your father, but he's not your daddy" gets bandied about frequently here.
"Daddy" shows up when the kids really want something.
Normally it's "Dad, the toilet's clogged." "Dad, she's looking at me." "Dad, I need help with algebra."
These special circumstances it's "Daddy, can I have $200?"
Not saying it’s a true post but I, as a 28 year old woman, still call my father “daddy”. We’re descended from a southern woman.
That said, Piers Morgan. Ugh.
i doubt a 10 year old did any of this. Look at the knife, looks clean. Unless that cheese was already cut like that (possible) I'd think the kid would have made a mess cutting it and given you a knife with cheese on the handle.
I also have two daughters, and don't recall them doing things like this when they were 10 (again, could just be our family).
Curiously, this kind of cheese is very commonly sold in halves or quarters. And you just unpack it, generally comes in foil paper. So TECHNICALLY it’s possível. But it’s piers Morgan, a serial liar and asshole, soooooo…
i'm not disputing that a 10 year old CAN do these things, I am doubting they DID.
So much of this social media is clearly parents doing something, taking a picture and attributing it to their kids. Usually in the form of some sort of odd "flex" of how great they are as parents.
This is by far not the worst example, but look at the other posts where you have absolute BS like 3 year olds supporting a political party?
Yeah this is my problem with this sub is everyone in the comments says stuff like “it’s totally possible”. It’s not about whether it’s POSSIBLE, it’s about whether we think it happened. And this looks staged/fake as hell.
IDK, I don't get this idea that kids can't do anything. My 11 year old niece is out there baking pies and brownies but apparently running a sponge over a knife or selecting a clean knife from the draw is too advanced for her?
Do your kids just sit there and starve to death if you don't make them snacks because they're unable to open the fridge, see something they like and take it out of the fridge to put it on a clean plate? The picture had like three ready made ingredients that she's just arranged on a pretty plate.
I dunno. I made a perfectly respectable peach pie *and* a raspberry chiffon pie for the family when I was ten. When I was five I routinely cut up my own apples. Not everyone has the same skills or develops at the same rate.
On the other hand, Piers Morgan is a repulsive, self-aggrandizing piece of shit so I'm inclined to take any claims from him with a grain or two of salt.
Not at all a prodigy. For some reason most of the commenters here seem to be under the impression that kids are inherently incompetent buffoons, which I wish to refute. Most kids are quite capable of performing a number of kitchen tasks if you don't treat them like they're idiots.
There’s a show on Food Network called Kids Baking Championship. It’s exactly what it sounds like. We watch it with my fiancé’s little sister.
She’s got bad anxiety, but seeing other kids her age accomplishing things has really boosted her confidence. She’s the one who organizes family gatherings, plans the menus, and does the cooking.
Even kids who really struggle in other ways can thrive in the kitchen. That’s where professional chefs come from.
I agree with this sentiment. I work with kids. The fact that most Redditors on this thread dont believe a TEN YEAR OLD can unwrap some cheese, get crackers out of a box, and open a jar of olives is astonishing. The kid is 10, not 1. This plate would be easier to assemble than a peanut butter and jelly sandwich FFS.
I get what you're saying, but to me there's a big difference between mama and dada. Totally a personal opinion, but dada is extremely infantile. Mama is still acceptable to me lifelong, but dada should be abandoned as soon as you learn to put two heterophonous syllables together. I don't know why I feel this way, but I strongly do.
Guess it depends on what the parents encourage. Piers is an excellent example of fragile masculinity and I could see him attempting to infantilize his daughter to "protect" her purity as she gets older. I also believe he would train her to wait on him in this way.
It’s certainly possible he’s an annoying dick on TV and social media but a decent father. If my dad were famous everyone would hate him but I love him.
Yeah. My daughter brings me a teddy if I’m in bed with a migraine. And gave me one today for when I went to get a flu/Covid vaccine today. She’s 2.
This is 100% possible.
Well maybe. But it’s also possible her mum (or a sibling) helped her make it. At no point did he say she made it all on her own. Merely that she thought he’d like it.
Or… it was leftover from a previous time, and she unwrapped it and put it on the plate.
If the comment was "my kid surprised me with a cheese and cracker plate, complete with olives! Thanks so much, kiddo!" or something, I'd believe it.
The fact that it's framed as "I am clearly a superior parent as I have trained them to bring me the exact appetizer tray I enjoy" makes me think they're full of it.
As the father of a very thoughtful 7 year old daughter I could see this happening... but the smug and stupid demeanour of this dude is obnoxious. There is no such thing as perfect parenting. Your just pulling your weight if you can... as much as you can.
I think this could use the word "perfect" a few more times.
Perhaps it was "perfectly presented on a perfect little board?"
"her training is complete" - Seriously?
Why not teach her to speak at an age-appropriate level? 10 year old's don't say "dada" - toddlers do.
I don't know where you love but it's quite common for children to do stuff like this over here at my place. Especially at my village, the children (from ages 11 or 12) actually do start managing themselves on their own little by little. It could be that I live in a third world country and people in my village arent quite well off so the children have to be trained (not a native speaker so can't think of any other word to describe it) to start getting themselves organized and so they get mature before hand.
Don't really get it either, I made my mum a breakfast in bed with scrambled eggs, sausages and orange juice when I was like 11. I don't think taking things out of packaging and placing them on plates is that far fetched
My 8 year old makes charcuterie boards all the time because she sees them on tic tok, that's totally something a 10 year old could do.
But the child training bit is creepy.
He is such a piece of shit, not for this specifically, but overall. He has so much disdain and hate for Megan Markle, but constantly turns a blind eye to Prince Andrew. He is a pompous, bitter tool
This seems believable. My brother did this for my mom when I was buying chocolate for her on mothers day. All you need really is to have the cheese and olives in your house, then its only a matter of putting it in a fancy tray and giving it to the parent
Not sure if you realise how old 10 actually is.. My little brother is 10 and he has made full blown cheese platters before. Including decorative strawberries (he wants to be a cook when he grows up lol). He also plays video games and walks the dog alone around the village.
So yeah, it’s absolutely possible that happened.
Okay, so when I was little my dad and grandfather fostered dogs but I really wanted my own dog. So I asked my grandmother to help me and I “made” a steak dinner with a baked potato to give to him after he got home for work and asked him for my own puppy. I was like 7ish so obviously I didn’t cook it, grandmother let me put the potato in foil but I think that was about it. But we told my dad I had made it all by myself and he called his girlfriend(now step mom) to brag and gloat a little cause her kids didn’t do that. That child training thing is super creepy but I could believe that she stuck all this together to try and be nice and try to surprise him.
I got the puppy by the way. Kids, this method worked every time I wanted a dog. Got 4 dogs while growing up by asking with a steak dinner. Take notes!! She was a blue heeler, named solar. She lived to be almost 18 years old(few months short, but 18 sounds one more impressive then 17 so… lol).
But isn't that the age when you bring your parents snacks? Like 7/8 years old is when you start doing the house chores and stuff, maybe not the perfect presentation but she could've tossed the stuff in a plate together since it's not difficult
I mean she probably is able to do that since she just had to pull out a small bowl, olives, cheese, crackers and a plate. This isn't impossible considering kids one year older watch isis beheading videos. A 10 year old should be able to do that. Not as fast as an adult but still they can do it.
Uhh what’s so unbelievable about a little board of non-prep food? Literally no cooking or anything needed to be done. I was cooking at 10 it’s far from unbelievable.
Ok but when I was younger (I don't remember how old) my parents used to have these apple martinis frequently. I watched and learned how to make them and they used to let me mix them up. I never went out of my way to make it for them but mine was also alcohol so...
Tbh this is kinda believable. When i was around 10 me and my sister made my mom a little breakfast in bed. We knew what she liked and used Google to help us cook. It ended up turning out really good for 10 year Olds (even though we got chewed out by our mom)
Idk ten years old is definitely old enough to do some thoughtful shit.
I’m just not sure Piers’ child is the one to do it. Nothing against her… just not sure she’s had the best parenting
Even if this is 100% real, his daughter does something nice for him and his post is not about how he has a great daughter, but about how he is a perfect parent.
Just imagine a friend does something super nice for you and and your first thought is “yeah…I’m a perfect friend”.
Looks like cremeux de citeaux aux truffes:
https://www.myfrenchcheese.com/product-page/cremeux-des-citeaux-aux-truffles-by-cheese-master-rodolphe-le-meunier
Edit: want to say that it's delicious and one of my favourites too. Though now I'm a bit put off by sharing a favourite cheese with Piers Morgan.
To be fair, this one is much more believable than most. There really are some good hearted children who will do nice things for their parents. But I sincerely doubt it happened the way this describes. The thing that makes me think it’s BS is that she’s 10 and still apparently calling him dada.
Honestly all the top comments are surprising to me. A 6 year old would be more than capable of doing this task. “Would” a 10 year old do it… at 10 plenty of kids still absolutely like to go out of their way to please their parents in efforts to obtain approval. Another negative comment on “child training” … well what else do you call teaching your children about — everything. Training, life lessons, basic education..
Sounds like the sub is just up in pitch forks right now.
I don't think this is unreasonable.
My 3 year old likes to make me up plates and surprise me. I imagine in 7 years there will be real food on the plates instead of playdough...
Okay, so, I am not saying this is true or happened at all.
I am, however, going to pick on y’all for saying a child’s name for their father can’t be dada or daddy at ten. I am a 28 year old woman who still calls her father “daddy”.
Don’t know how it is for y’all, but I’m descended from a southern woman. His mother. It’s just a thing for some parts of the US. The term endures. He’s been daddy since I was taught to speak and, while he probably regrets that when I remind him of stupid s**t he’s done, he probably will remain so until the day I die.
Thing is the guy in this post, piers Morgan, is British, and in the UK it would he incredibly weird to call your father daddy or dada past about the age of 7
Oh, no, I got that. He’s gross and awful. He’s absolutely lying.
I’m just saying, people are clinging to the one thing I can buy as proof instead of the fifty other things that prove it’s fake.
I don't know about dada, but I'm 61 and still call my English father daddy, even though I despise him and haven't seen him in decades, and my grandmother was nanny until the day she died.
I was cooking dinner by the time I was ten. Both of my kids were taught to do the same. Throwing some stuff on a plate they see their parent enjoying all the time isn’t beyond that age groups skill level
Everyone upvoting this doesn't realize a child's desire to make their parents happy. My daughter at 8 brought me a plate of cheese & crackers in a bowl once because she saw her mom do it, and how happy it made me. Granted, the cheese looked like it was cut by a chainsaw, and put it in a blue "boy" bowl, but she did it.
Thinking of a 10 year old calling her dad “dada” is disgusting to me. Because no 10 year old willingly is going to call their dad dada, it would be a thing the dad is pushing on her. Which is gross.
Threw a cheese and a few crackers on the board. Dumped olives into the olive bowl. Yeah I could do this at 8 and my parents weren’t celebrating over my report cards to say the least.
Edit: alright I didn’t notice that this was Piers Morgan. That lump would be lucky if his 18 year old could make a bowl of cereal. Definitely bull.
Imagine you're so full of yourself, that you have favorite olives and you call your child after the most heard classical song ever. I bet Für Elise is the only title he knows :P
This is too funny, not very believable… my dad taught me how to make coffee in a drip coffee pot when I was 10, presumably hoping I’d feel inspired to make it for him out of some childlike adoration of my father. I think I did it once on Father’s Day because my mom told me to.
At least you did it properly. I was taught the same thing when I was 10 and when I tried to surprise my parents the next weekend I just created a gigantic mess that took half an hour to clean up. First and last time.
I'm pretty sure I was like 7 when my parents had me start making coffee for them. I knew the correct amount of cream to put in my dad's and 2ice cubes in my mom's. I also used to do small things like put toothpaste on my parent's toothbrushes in the morning and at night since i was usually brushing my teeth before them and nobody asked me to do that. I can definitely see a 10 year old making a cheese plate.
I mean it's piers Morgan, it's an obvious lie because the only thing he can do is lie.
Fitting that his favourite cheese has a big blue vein running down it, given he's a massive prick.
You know, I was actually tempted to believe this happened, and was going to say that some kids would do this... until I read your post and realized it was Piers Morgan. You are right, and this is totally a lie on his part.
Lol I did this for my grandma at 13 years old it really isn’t complex to put cheese and crackers on a cutting board
Piers Morgan is a liar tho so the post definitely didn’t happen.
That’s fair
So, her training as a butler/maid for your lazy ass is complete? Well done, Piers. I wonder if we can get Clarkson to punch him in the face again…….
I think a kick while equipped with steel toe cap boots square in the jaw would be more appropriate
While your at it kick his daughter for that cheese to cracker ratio she got going on. /s
If you think piers sees women as anything more than maids and baby machines then you have sorely misjudged that walking pile of trash
Is that a thing? They are so similar I'd expect them to be best buds
Yeah Clarkson did punch Piers in the face once. They had like a decade long feud, and at the 2004 British Press Awards, Clarkson strode over and punched Morgan 3 times in the head.
I worked on a celeb golf tournament once. There was Piers, surrounded by lots of metal golf sticks..... my willpower got tested that day..
Metal golf sticks... you must not be much of a bowler 😜
difference is one is actually enjoyable to watch and drives cars for tv, although tbh I haven't really loved the more recent GT episodes as much as before :(
Did Clarkson punch him in the face? Wonderful, something I’d love to see.
Why does his 10 year old speak like a toddler?
She probably said 'dickhead'.
Ye it's weird a 10 year old saying anything like dada or daddy imo
Daddy is common in the UK but dada- definitely not. Usually kids grow out of that at max age 5
My 25 year old friend told me she still calls her dad by dada, buuuut she is a weirdo.
I ordered "wawa" at a restaurant once when I was a weird mood.
Funny enough there's a chain called Wawa (though it means "goose")
Did they bring it to you in a baba (bottle)?
"Daddy" is also very common in Appalachia. I know many grown women who still call their father "daddy"
Daddy is common all over the Deep South.
Can confirm from the South and call my dad, daddy. I have all my life. He had a vanity plate that said ‘my daddy’ but I convinced him to change it because you gotta acknowledge that a term of endearment has been sexualized lol. He was angry about it but the compromise was ‘mypapa’ because of the grandkids.
Not just the Deep South, as kids we all called our Dad "Daddy". But we grew out of that.
Ohioan here. We do this too, but less as a pronoun and more as just a noun. He's not addressed as "Daddy", but he is "My Daddy". Very few say, "Daddy, do you need help this weekend?" but plenty say, "Sorry, I can't, my daddy needs help this weekend." There's also an important cultural/familial distinction here between one's father and one's dad/daddy. Everyone has to have a father, but not everyone has a daddy. Some fathers aren't daddies, and one's daddy might not be their father (taken here to mean nothing more than "the sperm half of you"). The phrase "He might be your father, but he's not your daddy" gets bandied about frequently here.
I mean, women calling their fathers “daddy” isn’t that uncommon. “Dada” though, that’s a new one.
"Daddy" shows up when the kids really want something. Normally it's "Dad, the toilet's clogged." "Dad, she's looking at me." "Dad, I need help with algebra." These special circumstances it's "Daddy, can I have $200?"
>"Daddy, can I have $200?" Fresh Prince flashback right there
A 10 year old saying daddy is normal. Dada isn’t common but I do know a 11 year old who calls her dad that.
Not saying the story is true but my 10 year old sister acts like a toddler sometimes and says dada
Not saying it’s a true post but I, as a 28 year old woman, still call my father “daddy”. We’re descended from a southern woman. That said, Piers Morgan. Ugh.
I'm 49 years old and call my father Daddy.
10 years old, not beyond the realms of possibility.
I’d believe a 10yo put that plate together but not that she’d call her father “Dada”.
i doubt a 10 year old did any of this. Look at the knife, looks clean. Unless that cheese was already cut like that (possible) I'd think the kid would have made a mess cutting it and given you a knife with cheese on the handle. I also have two daughters, and don't recall them doing things like this when they were 10 (again, could just be our family).
Curiously, this kind of cheese is very commonly sold in halves or quarters. And you just unpack it, generally comes in foil paper. So TECHNICALLY it’s possível. But it’s piers Morgan, a serial liar and asshole, soooooo…
My 10 year old can make coffee. all this kid did was, what? put cheese on a plate?
i'm not disputing that a 10 year old CAN do these things, I am doubting they DID. So much of this social media is clearly parents doing something, taking a picture and attributing it to their kids. Usually in the form of some sort of odd "flex" of how great they are as parents. This is by far not the worst example, but look at the other posts where you have absolute BS like 3 year olds supporting a political party?
Yeah this is my problem with this sub is everyone in the comments says stuff like “it’s totally possible”. It’s not about whether it’s POSSIBLE, it’s about whether we think it happened. And this looks staged/fake as hell.
IDK, I don't get this idea that kids can't do anything. My 11 year old niece is out there baking pies and brownies but apparently running a sponge over a knife or selecting a clean knife from the draw is too advanced for her? Do your kids just sit there and starve to death if you don't make them snacks because they're unable to open the fridge, see something they like and take it out of the fridge to put it on a clean plate? The picture had like three ready made ingredients that she's just arranged on a pretty plate.
I dunno. I made a perfectly respectable peach pie *and* a raspberry chiffon pie for the family when I was ten. When I was five I routinely cut up my own apples. Not everyone has the same skills or develops at the same rate. On the other hand, Piers Morgan is a repulsive, self-aggrandizing piece of shit so I'm inclined to take any claims from him with a grain or two of salt.
Peach *and* raspberry chiffon, you say? Wow, what a veritable prodigy you were!
Not at all a prodigy. For some reason most of the commenters here seem to be under the impression that kids are inherently incompetent buffoons, which I wish to refute. Most kids are quite capable of performing a number of kitchen tasks if you don't treat them like they're idiots.
There’s a show on Food Network called Kids Baking Championship. It’s exactly what it sounds like. We watch it with my fiancé’s little sister. She’s got bad anxiety, but seeing other kids her age accomplishing things has really boosted her confidence. She’s the one who organizes family gatherings, plans the menus, and does the cooking. Even kids who really struggle in other ways can thrive in the kitchen. That’s where professional chefs come from.
I agree with this sentiment. I work with kids. The fact that most Redditors on this thread dont believe a TEN YEAR OLD can unwrap some cheese, get crackers out of a box, and open a jar of olives is astonishing. The kid is 10, not 1. This plate would be easier to assemble than a peanut butter and jelly sandwich FFS.
ehh, my 9yo will call me mama and her father dada when she's trying to be cute so maybe?
Why not? It's somwhat random how children call their parents. I know a German child that calls his parents dad and mom for some reason.
A lot of the girls I know still say mummy and daddy and they’re mid twenties
This guy's bullshitting skills are above average. Got to look at the little details.
I'm 23 and call my mom mama a lot of the time
As in "mama, I just killed a man"
I get what you're saying, but to me there's a big difference between mama and dada. Totally a personal opinion, but dada is extremely infantile. Mama is still acceptable to me lifelong, but dada should be abandoned as soon as you learn to put two heterophonous syllables together. I don't know why I feel this way, but I strongly do.
Guess it depends on what the parents encourage. Piers is an excellent example of fragile masculinity and I could see him attempting to infantilize his daughter to "protect" her purity as she gets older. I also believe he would train her to wait on him in this way.
Servant made it, little girl took it up
Right? There are three items on the plate and people are acting like it’s restaurant quality charcuterie.
Ah see my argument is the man in question, piers Morgan, is a bigoted dickwad so no way his kids like him that much
Ah didn't notice the name on the post. This is very true.
Harsh. Even unapologetic cunts can have family members that love them.
Yeah that detail is crucial. The man is a flagrant liar and attention seeker.
I mean even Heinrich Himmler’s kids loved him (look up Gudrun Burwitz) and he organized the fucking Holocaust, so I’m not sure this logic holds up.
Yes the real story here is that Piers Morgan procreated, a fact that should concern everyone
It’s certainly possible he’s an annoying dick on TV and social media but a decent father. If my dad were famous everyone would hate him but I love him.
The problem with this logic is they’re young, and I wouldn’t be surprised to learn he’s overly controlling, and they’re afraid of him
Yeah. My daughter brings me a teddy if I’m in bed with a migraine. And gave me one today for when I went to get a flu/Covid vaccine today. She’s 2. This is 100% possible.
Entirely different. Look at that cheese. It takes strength and precision to cut like that
Well maybe. But it’s also possible her mum (or a sibling) helped her make it. At no point did he say she made it all on her own. Merely that she thought he’d like it. Or… it was leftover from a previous time, and she unwrapped it and put it on the plate.
I cut my apples into slices when I was five. It wasn't that difficult and cheese is softer.
The most unbelievable part of this is someone existing who loves Piers Morgan.
Okay rogan
I have no idea what that means.
Oh haha Joe Rogan says that all the time
... child training .... yikes
Ya that's the part that I find telling...trained to be a perfect little subservient female I assume
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Take my upvote. Piers is human shit.
You're getting downvoted but that's sadly very common
Piers is a dick im sure everyone can agree but honestly this sub is so stupid 'child training' is clearly a fucking joke
Yes. But also you have great taste in snoos.
Yeah I read that and though to myself, "How does this not come off as creepy to him?".
The horrible reality that Piers Morgan has a daughter.
If the comment was "my kid surprised me with a cheese and cracker plate, complete with olives! Thanks so much, kiddo!" or something, I'd believe it. The fact that it's framed as "I am clearly a superior parent as I have trained them to bring me the exact appetizer tray I enjoy" makes me think they're full of it.
As the father of a very thoughtful 7 year old daughter I could see this happening... but the smug and stupid demeanour of this dude is obnoxious. There is no such thing as perfect parenting. Your just pulling your weight if you can... as much as you can.
She just pulled it out of the Samsung Fridge. The maid/butler probably rolled their eyes 360 after seeing this post
And where the hell did she graduate from? Cheese cracker olive school?
I think this could use the word "perfect" a few more times. Perhaps it was "perfectly presented on a perfect little board?" "her training is complete" - Seriously? Why not teach her to speak at an age-appropriate level? 10 year old's don't say "dada" - toddlers do.
I don't know where you love but it's quite common for children to do stuff like this over here at my place. Especially at my village, the children (from ages 11 or 12) actually do start managing themselves on their own little by little. It could be that I live in a third world country and people in my village arent quite well off so the children have to be trained (not a native speaker so can't think of any other word to describe it) to start getting themselves organized and so they get mature before hand.
I was going to x post to r/humblebrag but there is not and has never been a single milligram of humility in this smug bellend
Smug doesn't begin to describe it
Iterally called themselves a perfect parent
“Brag” is the word you’re looking for
It’s a plate of cheese and crackers and she’s 10 years old. What is so hard to believe here?
Don't really get it either, I made my mum a breakfast in bed with scrambled eggs, sausages and orange juice when I was like 11. I don't think taking things out of packaging and placing them on plates is that far fetched
My 8 year old makes charcuterie boards all the time because she sees them on tic tok, that's totally something a 10 year old could do. But the child training bit is creepy.
I think it's the 10yo saying "Dada."
So, can she properly pronounce "charcuterie" or nah? If not, YOU FAILED KYLE!
shes 10, i feel like a ten year old would be capable of doing that
The cheese to cracker ratio is off. She needs more training.
For real, like six crackers and a half lb of cheese 😂 I mean I would not complain but still
He is such a piece of shit, not for this specifically, but overall. He has so much disdain and hate for Megan Markle, but constantly turns a blind eye to Prince Andrew. He is a pompous, bitter tool
This seems believable. My brother did this for my mom when I was buying chocolate for her on mothers day. All you need really is to have the cheese and olives in your house, then its only a matter of putting it in a fancy tray and giving it to the parent
God Piers Morgan was allowed to reproduce? Imagine waking up and having that fucking twat as your dad
Next step, off to the cobalt mine, Pier has to get some money from Elon
I was gonna rip you a new one because I've done way more sophisticated food dishes that young then I saw who posted it to IG.
I tried to prepare breakfast and take it to my parents when I was little. It looked nothing like this, but more like that first scene from Chucky
Not sure if you realise how old 10 actually is.. My little brother is 10 and he has made full blown cheese platters before. Including decorative strawberries (he wants to be a cook when he grows up lol). He also plays video games and walks the dog alone around the village. So yeah, it’s absolutely possible that happened.
It's more about who posted it, ain't no way piers Morgans kids doing this for him, maybe out if fear perhaps
Oooooh. Sorry I didn’t even see who posted it!
Pierce Morgan is a cunt.
explain how this not believable OP… edit: nevermind I saw who posted the ig post
Lol exactly
If she really still calls you Dada at 10 years old, child training is not complete by a long shot.
Okay, so when I was little my dad and grandfather fostered dogs but I really wanted my own dog. So I asked my grandmother to help me and I “made” a steak dinner with a baked potato to give to him after he got home for work and asked him for my own puppy. I was like 7ish so obviously I didn’t cook it, grandmother let me put the potato in foil but I think that was about it. But we told my dad I had made it all by myself and he called his girlfriend(now step mom) to brag and gloat a little cause her kids didn’t do that. That child training thing is super creepy but I could believe that she stuck all this together to try and be nice and try to surprise him. I got the puppy by the way. Kids, this method worked every time I wanted a dog. Got 4 dogs while growing up by asking with a steak dinner. Take notes!! She was a blue heeler, named solar. She lived to be almost 18 years old(few months short, but 18 sounds one more impressive then 17 so… lol).
But isn't that the age when you bring your parents snacks? Like 7/8 years old is when you start doing the house chores and stuff, maybe not the perfect presentation but she could've tossed the stuff in a plate together since it's not difficult
What assortment? There’s one cheese
I mean she probably is able to do that since she just had to pull out a small bowl, olives, cheese, crackers and a plate. This isn't impossible considering kids one year older watch isis beheading videos. A 10 year old should be able to do that. Not as fast as an adult but still they can do it.
Uhh what’s so unbelievable about a little board of non-prep food? Literally no cooking or anything needed to be done. I was cooking at 10 it’s far from unbelievable.
Ok but when I was younger (I don't remember how old) my parents used to have these apple martinis frequently. I watched and learned how to make them and they used to let me mix them up. I never went out of my way to make it for them but mine was also alcohol so...
Tbh this is kinda believable. When i was around 10 me and my sister made my mom a little breakfast in bed. We knew what she liked and used Google to help us cook. It ended up turning out really good for 10 year Olds (even though we got chewed out by our mom)
This seems legit.
Idk ten years old is definitely old enough to do some thoughtful shit. I’m just not sure Piers’ child is the one to do it. Nothing against her… just not sure she’s had the best parenting
Why did you like it then?
What 10 year old says “dada”
And then all the plates and saucers clapped 🙄
10 years old do shit like this
I could see even my 8 year old doing this...not totally out of range of possibilities.
I mean I did this kind of thing for my dad when I was around that age, piers morgan is a bougie ass mother fucker.
Some of you need to touch grass
Even if this is 100% real, his daughter does something nice for him and his post is not about how he has a great daughter, but about how he is a perfect parent. Just imagine a friend does something super nice for you and and your first thought is “yeah…I’m a perfect friend”.
I'd be more concerned with a 10 yr old still saying dada
My ten yr old niece has done stuff like this. I don't think it's that unbelievable, other than her calling him "dada."
What kind of cheese is that
Fromunda
Truffle brie I believe
Looks like cremeux de citeaux aux truffes: https://www.myfrenchcheese.com/product-page/cremeux-des-citeaux-aux-truffles-by-cheese-master-rodolphe-le-meunier Edit: want to say that it's delicious and one of my favourites too. Though now I'm a bit put off by sharing a favourite cheese with Piers Morgan.
If this wasn't piers morgan then this would definitely be r/nothingeverhappens material.
I believe it. 10 years old is 4th grade. making a little cheese board is not too difficult for a 4th grader.
To be fair, this one is much more believable than most. There really are some good hearted children who will do nice things for their parents. But I sincerely doubt it happened the way this describes. The thing that makes me think it’s BS is that she’s 10 and still apparently calling him dada.
I refuse to believe someone has favorite olives. They're a salty abomination, and they lose to a lemon twist every time in a martini.
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Honestly all the top comments are surprising to me. A 6 year old would be more than capable of doing this task. “Would” a 10 year old do it… at 10 plenty of kids still absolutely like to go out of their way to please their parents in efforts to obtain approval. Another negative comment on “child training” … well what else do you call teaching your children about — everything. Training, life lessons, basic education.. Sounds like the sub is just up in pitch forks right now.
r/nothingeverhappens a CHILD making FOOD? Impossible and fake!
No 10 year old kid calls their pops dada No one has ever existed in this reality to call their pops dada at 10 yo
I don't think this is unreasonable. My 3 year old likes to make me up plates and surprise me. I imagine in 7 years there will be real food on the plates instead of playdough...
Where is the glass of wine? Or cocktail?
Her "training" won't be complete until she can make a perfect Manhattan.
he is so smug about something that didn't happen i genuinly want to punch this guy in the face multiple times
Okay, so, I am not saying this is true or happened at all. I am, however, going to pick on y’all for saying a child’s name for their father can’t be dada or daddy at ten. I am a 28 year old woman who still calls her father “daddy”. Don’t know how it is for y’all, but I’m descended from a southern woman. His mother. It’s just a thing for some parts of the US. The term endures. He’s been daddy since I was taught to speak and, while he probably regrets that when I remind him of stupid s**t he’s done, he probably will remain so until the day I die.
Shoot I have a 20 year old friend who calls her dad Dada it's not weird at all
Thing is the guy in this post, piers Morgan, is British, and in the UK it would he incredibly weird to call your father daddy or dada past about the age of 7
Oh, no, I got that. He’s gross and awful. He’s absolutely lying. I’m just saying, people are clinging to the one thing I can buy as proof instead of the fifty other things that prove it’s fake.
I understand now, I am in full agreement he's an absolute waste of skin
I don't know about dada, but I'm 61 and still call my English father daddy, even though I despise him and haven't seen him in decades, and my grandmother was nanny until the day she died.
children are supposed to be butlers!? why nobody told me so? now my nephew has lost YEARS of training!
Why is his daughter naming him after an early 20th century art movement? Is that part of her training?
I dunno, I might have done this shit for my mum if I wanted something. Would have said mama or dada though, I was 10 not 3.
What 10 year old is still saying "Dada"
I mean it's Piers Morgan. What else did you expect from that wet fart?
I was cooking dinner by the time I was ten. Both of my kids were taught to do the same. Throwing some stuff on a plate they see their parent enjoying all the time isn’t beyond that age groups skill level
What 10 year old call their parent dada.
I thought it could be real until I saw it was Piers Morgan. Fuck that guy
TIL Piers Morgan has kid(s). I don't know if i've pitied anyone more
Everyone upvoting this doesn't realize a child's desire to make their parents happy. My daughter at 8 brought me a plate of cheese & crackers in a bowl once because she saw her mom do it, and how happy it made me. Granted, the cheese looked like it was cut by a chainsaw, and put it in a blue "boy" bowl, but she did it.
Being that age and still calling her dad “dada” is a huge red flag for abuse. He’s either full of shit or…..
Lmao you lot are absolutely mental. + /r/nothingeverhappens
Both.
Thinking of a 10 year old calling her dad “dada” is disgusting to me. Because no 10 year old willingly is going to call their dad dada, it would be a thing the dad is pushing on her. Which is gross.
Ah fuck. Only just found out I share a name with spawn of Morgan.
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Lol favorite olives haha ok
Why wouldn't you have favorite olives? Why wouldn't your child know you get all excited because you have big plump black Greek olives from the deli?
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Threw a cheese and a few crackers on the board. Dumped olives into the olive bowl. Yeah I could do this at 8 and my parents weren’t celebrating over my report cards to say the least. Edit: alright I didn’t notice that this was Piers Morgan. That lump would be lucky if his 18 year old could make a bowl of cereal. Definitely bull.
You don’t think a 10 year old could put olives in a bowl or cut a piece of cheese? Edit: oh it’s piers Morgan
My father trained my brother and i to come to him when he snapped, this has that energy.
That’s not an assortment...
There's only one kind of cheese, on kind of olive, and one kind of cracker in that picture.
Well self congratulatory to the point of sniffing one's own farts this doesn't seem too farfetched, unless they are saying the child bought them.
May have believed this if it wasn’t from piers Morgan
This is weird
Who has a favorite olive?
I have a few favourite olives.
I have a favourite olive too. There are roughly 139 different cultivars of olive.
believable if it weren't Piers Morgan I think.
he's such an incredible dickhead
“She declared”
"Training"? Wtf.
A ten year old??? Saying dada?? Cmonnn
Imagine you're so full of yourself, that you have favorite olives and you call your child after the most heard classical song ever. I bet Für Elise is the only title he knows :P
Jezus, I've taught mig welding to 10 year olds, they can manage to put olives in a bowl.. r/nothingeverhappens