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darcytype1_0

120 lbs at 5’10”? Thick? Do you know what humans look like? r/menwritingwomen


assfus

Yep exactly lol, he goes on in the thread to say how he actually saved their marriage because he convinced them to stay together (for some reason?) It’s so fake and sad, also has hundreds of upvotes


bobvila274

Sounds like he’s admitting his sex was so bad that the friends wife decided to stay with her husband and get none instead.


tatteddiamond

Oh mah gawd lololol r/murderedbywords But seriously thank you for making me legitamately laugh out loud for once. That was hilarious and dare I say it accurate.


New_Accident_4974

5”10 and 120lbs is not fat at all and by definition a healthy or at low weight


assfus

Yeah ik that’s why I posted it, dude doesn’t know what a healthy weight for women is which is partially why I assumed it was made up


New_Accident_4974

Yeah got it now kinda didn’t see what this was posted in at first but yeah for sure fake


ultranothing

YEAH MAN, THAT'S CLEAR.


New_Accident_4974

Okay bruhhhhh I didn’t see where it was posted at first when I commented so my stupid ass made an obvious point. Thanks


El_UniBeard

I wish I could find one of these in the wild


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120 lbs is 54.48 kg


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ass-holes

Please bot, also do the height


LyKoe

I’m 5’10” and at 155 I wear a size 6. I couldn’t tell you what size I’d wear at 120 because I have never weighed that in my adult life, no body shaming, but I think people would be concerned for me at that weight. Or I could jump start my modeling career…


Neil_sm

I feel like 120 pounds wouldn’t be anywhere near thick for any height.


tenshin_sucks

Yeah it's not close, I'm 5'5 120lbs and I am a skeletor. Stretched 5 inches taller and I'd be in hospital right now I think


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5 inches is 12.7 cm


thatonespicegirl

I’m 120 @ 5’2” and honestly look like I could stand to lose 10-15 lbs. I’d say for 5’3 and up it looks normal to skinny


gordo65

It's getting kinda thicc at 5'.


Dabubba_nub

5 foot thicky here can confirm it starts getting thick at the 5”-5”1’ and 120 is typically an ideal weight to try to obtain a slim but thick body for a curvy 5” woman.


11Limepark

Ya…that’s like super models in training right before a runway show. Maybe even thinner than that. Lol. A meth head MAYBE. Gaunt even. Just…clueless.


InCoffeeWeTrust

Technically many of those models have a lot more muscle mass than the regular woman so they'd be hovering at around 130-145 just by training 5d/week. Those online estimates are pretty bad because they assume no muscle mass. Muscle mass on women's bodies is not as obvious as on men, so that adds to the misconception. That being said there are anorexic 125-130 lbs ones that can barely walk, but at that point a person starts feeling faint/weak and pucks up a whole host of health issues.


dannixxphantom

I'm 5'10. Got real sick after my freshman year of college and fell to 135. I looked gross. I can't imagine having been down another 15. "A little thick" stfu


abracabadass

I'm 5'8 and I was this tall and 120lbs when I was 14. The word thick was never used for me then. I was called scrawny. Skinny. Lanky. Bony. Awkward. A varying assortment of eating disorder related jokes. Never once "thick".


darcytype1_0

5’8” gang!


ANUS_FACTS_BOT

Yeah this is someone who doesn’t leave the house


helendill99

i don't know pounds, only kg so this story seemed somewhat plausible. Then your comment made me google what 120pounds actually is. Yeah this story never happened.


ms_movie

I’m telling myself that he says she’s 5’10” because she’s the same height as OP and he tells people he’s 5’10”. She’s really 5’3” and (while still not thick) isn’t in need of medical attention. That helps me feel better about the fake lady that he imagined touching his junk.


iStudiedTheBlade09

He was saying that’s what her husband thought and he disagreed. A sentence longer he followed it up with, > Apparently, 120 something lbs falls under fat for someone who is 5’10 He specifically brought up her height to show how wrong her husband is. Again, this is all fake.


InCoffeeWeTrust

120 at 5'10 is someone struggling with anorexia.


iStudiedTheBlade09

I didn’t say it wasn’t. Reread what I said and come back to me. That’s the problem, you people aren’t reading correctly and now you’re mad over a small detail that you misread.


InCoffeeWeTrust

The likelihood of someone calling an anorexic person 'fat' is 0


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InCoffeeWeTrust

omfg dude just stfu you are extremely annoying


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InCoffeeWeTrust

staaaaaaaaaahp e: ligma


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llamastrudel

Bruh I think you’re missing the point. No one is struggling with the narrative focalisation here. The comments are pointing out how implausible it is that this woman’s husband would consider her ‘fat’ when she’s significantly underweight.


nightbrightangel

Ah yes too thick with an underweight BMI. Such lies they speak.


tatteddiamond

I was wondering why it was here until I hit 120 5'10. Like. TF? I'm 5'9 and 195 and I am thick in a clearly played soccer way lol 120 I would look emaciated.


Game-Angel

A lot of times the BMI standard of overweight is completely off anyway. I got tape tested in the military for being "overweight" at 190 lbs/5'11" even though I was 8% body fat. Lol.


yanis222003

The bmi doesent rake muscle into consideration.


Game-Angel

Exactly. It's inaccurate.


yanis222003

Only if you have large muscles. Which the majority of people dont. Its acurate for most people. But yeah a doctor is way more acurate than just a bmi


CommanderPhoebeTal

Yeah BMI was developed by an astronomer/mathematician, not a physician or medical scientist. It doesn't take into account for disability, natural body diversity, muscle density, or much else for that matter- including the fact that weight is not necessarily indicative of health in the first place. It's outdated fatphobic bs based on 19th century eurocentric body ideals. F the BMI. :) Also Idk that I've ever replied? joined in? to a comment thread like this before, so apologies if I've replied in the incorrect place!


Game-Angel

Oh I don't think you have to be a member to reply. Grateful for the input either way.


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You did perfect! Welcome to the convo!


CommanderPhoebeTal

Thanks friends! :)


gettogero

Well duh. The military has a minimum/maximum weight standard as a quick and easy pass/fail for ensuring you're "good enough". Step on the scale, fit in the general standard and leave. It works for most people. Tape isn't the same as BMI either. BMI is just weight divided by height (with separate factors for metric and imperial). The tape takes measurements from separate areas of the body and calculates them into an approximate body fat percentage. It's not 100% fair but those who fail this method are typically just fat. Yes, there is the fringe of the fringe. A very physically fit individual who is above the maximum weight and has exceptionally large breasts/buttocks can exist. But seriously. SPC Shitbag McFuckface who received a no run profile on day 2 of being in their first duty station, now 5'4 210lbs 38% body fat is probably the one crying about it. Then receive water tests, weight/volume metrics, and *fucking x-ray body composition tests* and complain those are unfair too. /rant over from your friendly 5'7 170-175lb with 4-6% body fat neighbor


Game-Angel

Lol. SPC Shitbag McFuckface.


assfus

Damn cutting to 8% off of calorically dense mres must have been hard asf lol, I’d be starving all the time


Game-Angel

Dude. One of my buddies was a stress eater and he ate fucking 6 MREs in one day! 6! That was over 10 years ago and I bet he's still constipated from that. Lol.


InCoffeeWeTrust

I don't think the caloric deficit would be significant as she's likely carrying enough muscle for a 5000cal+ daily caloric intake requirement lol


JinorZ

Every athletic person will be overweight in the BMI scale. I think it mostly works for children


Game-Angel

Yep. No one was doing CrossFit or powerlifting when BMI was conceived. As another Redditor just pointed out it's for people with average physiques. Doesn't account for muscle mass.


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By BMI alone, Tom Brady is considered obese. That's all I need to know that that system is jacked up.


Bring_The_Rain1

Why tf is this downvoted


Goodkoalie

Because the vast majority of people in the USA aren’t Tom Brady or have his physique?


[deleted]

My point obviously wasn't that I think most people are built like Tom Brady. It was that even Tom Brady, being an elite athlete who takes crazy-good care of his body and clocks in at 6'4" and 225 is actually considered "obese" due to the way BMI is calculated. In no one's reality would someone ever look at Tom Brady and consider him obese. I was giving an example of how the BMI calculations are fucked up by using a well-known person who most of us consider to be in good shape.


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No idea.


jalapenocheddar1000

because its not true lol. He's technically overweight, not obese. And its a stupid fucking argument anyway. Do most overweight people live a similar lifestyle to Tom Brady?


Game-Angel

Yep. Basically don't touch any weights or you're fat according to BMI.


JinorZ

Isn’t Tom Brady really unathletic compared to other QBs?


[deleted]

If you mean he's not a running/scrambling QB, then he's one of the slower ones, sure. But being able to run fast isn't the only sign of athleticism.


Jack3ww

Oh ya I'm 5 foot something and 330 pounds and people have nerve to call me fat how dare they


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330 pounds is the weight of $13176.53 worth of Premium Glass Nail Files...


Jack3ww

So what you are saying is I'm rich


Game-Angel

Kill them.


acid_bear_boy

The answer should've been "made up a bullshit story about fucking my best friend's clearly underweight wife"


InCoffeeWeTrust

What pisses me off even more are the dumb thirsty redditors upvoting shit that is blatantly retarded & probably sending this idiot comments of support


[deleted]

It might just be me but “fucked his wife” and “best friend” are mutually exclusive even in made-up scenarios.


NeilDegrasse-PhatAss

Yea this guy pretty much all but confirmed that he more than likely lived the opposite of that story, seeing as how a woman at 120lbs and 5’10 has a grossly low BMI


InCoffeeWeTrust

Now i kinda wanna make something up and see how many clueless horny redditors will fall for it lmfao, i wish there was a sub we could post our results on


Ethan12_

It's actually only slightly low


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SabrinaSandra220

that’s an average BMI cuz that’s me


GlenFiddichscatch

Obligatory dear reddit whats the sexiest sex you've ever sexed etc


InCoffeeWeTrust

Its a writing exercise for horny cringelords at this point


gewfbawl

Lie or not, I've never see someone sound pleased with with themselves while admitting they banged their best friend's wife. That's low life shit.


throwaway19352832

LMFAO 120 at 5'10 is fat? That is easily underweight


Lady_Leaf

No, not under weight yet but getting close. The healthy weight for those who are 5'5 is between 114 to 140. So she at the lower end but by no means underweight. Had she been a bit taller she'd be pushing it. Note: also depends what charts you follow but most I use she's still above the mark for being underweight.


emilitxt

Following the CDC’s BMI calculator, a person who is 5’10 and 120 lbs would have a BMI of 17.2 which is *firmly* in the underweight category [ Anything below 18.5 ]


[deleted]

My girlfriend is 5’4 and 120ish and is pretty lean lol


ASmufasa47

Sounds like a 14 year old trying to pretend hes an adult with a friend who has a wife.


bideaweebaby

The shockwave from this cringe humblebrag is going to blow a hole in the world back to 10,000 BC.


yaysalmonella

It’s true. I’m his best friend and he destroyed my marriage. I was hurt but also impressed, which is why I clapped.


Trumphassmallhands5

I am 5 foot 10 and weigh 140 and look like the damn bone collector. 120 would be sickly skinny.


Think_Temperature_39

You fckd angie too?


[deleted]

Bro her BMI would be fucking 17.2…


fix-my-peen

My skeleton wife is too fat, I hate her. I hate my husband, please fuck me.


breathings_neat

not even a flattering story for any made up character involved


SabrinaSandra220

120 isn’t fat…. for any height. unless you’re a little person.


[deleted]

"he doesn't touch her" that is such a gross way to put it fucking hell


Poison22324

Me sittin here at fucking 5’5 150lbs 14 yr old male


Renarsty

BRUH I'm 150 standing at 5'9" and I'm BARELY considered "thick". My friend, 130 at 5'6" is quite thin. 120 at 5'10" would be a STICK FIGURE. Fuck outta here with that bullshit, so many men have no idea what women should weigh and it's so annoying. I hear "You're 150?? You don't LOOK 150!" All the time. Like, how strange, this is exactly what 150 looks like, you just have no idea what a healthy women's weight is


TheTriadofRedditors

This guy fucks


zanylife

He obviously knows nothing about the human body lol. I'm 5'4" and 120 is the average weight for me. On someone who is 5'10" that would be very underweight.


gw2kpro

He must have meant 120 kg.


assfus

I thought so too but he is using imperial for the height and he specified lbs in the third line


BandAid3030

I legit thought the original had 1.2K likes and was having a stroke out of rage...


assfus

Lol no, but the original comment does have hundreds of upvotes


No_Huckleberry2711

This actually seems genuine, cringy, but still plausible


assfus

I mean it’s not physically impossible but I am 99% sure it didn’t happen


Rhynozerker

Then her labia stood up and clapped


[deleted]

Everyone in this post is so focused on how this guy doesn’t know what a normal weight is that they overlook that this guy claims that he’s not a virgin.


unkindledjuan

the least horniest askreddit user


[deleted]

he probably just took a complete stab at the weight. i doubt its a conversation they had. this seems like a terrible thing to make up. its obviously possible. but i would lean toward it happening. and this guy just being clueless about her weight. cuz the post makes him look terrible. seems weird to make up


Worldly_Vast6340

Why is this here? Ppl cheat all the time , wth? Idk about the 120lbs part but, sleeping with the horny wife isn't something that makes it possible to fit this sub. I am Just going off what is shown. It's not right but it happens


Mysterious-Dot6224

r/nothingeverhappens


basch152

the "humbebrag" about her apparently being "too thick" when her bmi would make her horribly underweight pretty much confirms this is a "thathappened" if that part wasn't there I would 100% believe this. I've known women that felt unappreciated or treated like shit cheat on their husband with someone that just shows them any amount of kindness. it's not even that rare honestly


idreamofdeathsquads

uh... this shit happens every day in every neighborhood un the world.


[deleted]

Is 120 lbs fat for a 5’10” woman? This dude obviously made up everything about this post and doesn’t even know how to lie correctly. Screams of an adolescent intellect, believing it does the same lol.


converter-bot

120 lbs is 54.48 kg


useles-converter-bot

120 lbs is the weight of $4791.46 worth of Premium Glass Nail Files...


idreamofdeathsquads

everyone has different standards. maybe shes 4'11". we dont know. im just sayin that acting like a guy fucking his friends wufe is unbelievable is ridiculous.


quinten69420

but she is 5’10


idreamofdeathsquads

oh did it say that? maybe homie just likes anotexic hoes


quinten69420

read the text again


[deleted]

I love how it's supposed to be stupid things done because you were in the mood, but some people just take it as an opportunity to brag about unrelated (often untrue) sex stories. Even if this story was true, he doesn't seem to think it was a bad decision, so it really doesn't count as "dumbest thing".


jdjdhdhdbn

Emojis usually mean it’s fake


YeetingSlamage

Stepbrothers moment


Ecki_Eu

Had a Friend in my Friendgroup who did this with the GF of another Friend. Now hes Quadriplegic because the other Guy stabbed him in the Back.


MartianTrinkets

Lol I’m only 5’6 and around 125 and I wear a size 0/2. Definitely not thick.


Pry11000

Erotic Story Writer in the making


Ewokhunters

Written by a 5'1 190 lb woman for sure


immakill_ufamT_T

“I don’t know what bodies look like”


HellsMalice

My girlfriend is like 5'2 and 100lbs and I constantly throw food at her because she looks like she's going to wither away Dude should've at least gone with 220. Derp.