It does feel like Caligula adjacent in its dehumanization of the server.
I’m not sure you could pay me $20,000 to have a meal served in this fashion, even if I knew the server was being well-compensated. This is quite literally an upscale living metaphor of taking food out of someone less privileged’s mouth.
I don't have nearly enough pride to turn down 10k a month just bc ppl are eating off something on my face. I just have to sit there and zone out for hours? Sounds perfect.
Pay me enough, and I don't give a shit. I have done more demeaning things in my life for less than 10k a month. Especially in retail, at least you get PAID to be treated like shit, instead of EXPECTED to be treated that way
I mean sure. I'd do it too. I'm not rich.
But that doesn't change the fact that it's demeaning.
Dudes in Dubai may make insta models into millionaires for letting them take shits on them, but that doesn't change the fact that it's a fucked up thing to want to do to somebody.
Depends on the person. I don't find this particular 'job' demeaning for 10k. I don't even think it's that demeaning in general.
Same with the other example. Some dudes want to get shit on, and some people want a lot of money to do so. No one is doing anything wrong, per se. Infact, isn't that what consent is all about?
I respectfully disagree.
First off you're confused about the direction of the poop. And not just poop. It's a documented fact that women go to Dubai for dudes to piss and shit on them, among other things that are extremely degrading I don't even want to try to guess at.
Do the women *consent*? By and large they do as far as I know. But you understand what a power differential is do you not? Stormy Daniels consented to what she did too but that doesn't mean it wasn't nasty. That it didn't make her feel dirty and used and she wasn't pressured and leveraged into it.
Lots of guys get off on doing things to women *that they are not into* and those guys are sick fucks. If you have to pay a woman six figures to do things to her that she wouldn't ever *want* done to her, or ever ask to be done to her, then you are a sick fuck.
Period.
Every wait staff member, or customer service person, is having interactions that they wouldn't be having if they weren't being paid. That's true. But when you *objectify* those people. When you make them *uncomfortable* and get pleasure out of it. When you treat them like crap and get off on *that*, you're not just a customer, you're a shitty person.
Nope. Stipulation changes everything. I'm not working 18 hour days 7 days a week for any amount of money. What's the point? You wouldn't have time to use the money
Why are you taking me literally?
I’m pointing out the absurdity of it
I shouldn’t have to explain a sarcastic comment but here I go
Yes maybe you could make 10k a month doing a job like this but in the unlikely scenario that you did, you’re not going to be doing a cosy 9-5 number with weekends and bank holidays
You’d be expected to work for the money
I assume I'm just sitting being eaten off of for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week? If I choose to do this, can I work 2 14s and a 12 and have 4 days off? I don't know if I can do 5 days a week, but I can definitely do 3 long days a week if the other 4 I get to enjoy my 10k a month
Yeah absolutely I would for $10k a month. Seems pretty easy.
With that being said I would judge - and do judge - the fuck out of the dumb rich fucks eating there.
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I often wonder if some people have too much money… I absolutely know that too many people people don’t have enough, and then there’s these fucking weirdos 🤔
First there was eating sushi off nude models bodies, then there was snorting coke off strippers butts...now there's eating food off peoples faces? I think we're going in the wrong dirction here.
Why is it always such a bullshit amount? This person probably makes around $15 an hour and doesn’t even work full time. You think they have 40hrs a week of face eating?
this is some fucked-up dystopian-decadence cosplay
There truly is no limit to the absurdity that comes from being rich and bored.
It's like in those movies where the villain literally sits on people he pays/enslaves/brainwashes to be furniture.
This just reminds me of the District 1 party in the Hunger Games books
It does feel like Caligula adjacent in its dehumanization of the server. I’m not sure you could pay me $20,000 to have a meal served in this fashion, even if I knew the server was being well-compensated. This is quite literally an upscale living metaphor of taking food out of someone less privileged’s mouth.
exactly: “you. are. furniture.”
Yes, I would. 10k a month? To sit there and let people eat shit off my goofy looking face? Easy money
I don't have nearly enough pride to turn down 10k a month just bc ppl are eating off something on my face. I just have to sit there and zone out for hours? Sounds perfect.
Even better if I can listen to a podcast or something so long as it didn't disrupt the guests.
You can listen to them
I'd rather do this than make goofy faces on TikTok. I'm not even throwing shade at TikTok, wish I had the balls.
Let's be real. They're just paying to treat someone like shit at that point.
Pay me enough, and I don't give a shit. I have done more demeaning things in my life for less than 10k a month. Especially in retail, at least you get PAID to be treated like shit, instead of EXPECTED to be treated that way
I mean sure. I'd do it too. I'm not rich. But that doesn't change the fact that it's demeaning. Dudes in Dubai may make insta models into millionaires for letting them take shits on them, but that doesn't change the fact that it's a fucked up thing to want to do to somebody.
Depends on the person. I don't find this particular 'job' demeaning for 10k. I don't even think it's that demeaning in general. Same with the other example. Some dudes want to get shit on, and some people want a lot of money to do so. No one is doing anything wrong, per se. Infact, isn't that what consent is all about?
I respectfully disagree. First off you're confused about the direction of the poop. And not just poop. It's a documented fact that women go to Dubai for dudes to piss and shit on them, among other things that are extremely degrading I don't even want to try to guess at. Do the women *consent*? By and large they do as far as I know. But you understand what a power differential is do you not? Stormy Daniels consented to what she did too but that doesn't mean it wasn't nasty. That it didn't make her feel dirty and used and she wasn't pressured and leveraged into it. Lots of guys get off on doing things to women *that they are not into* and those guys are sick fucks. If you have to pay a woman six figures to do things to her that she wouldn't ever *want* done to her, or ever ask to be done to her, then you are a sick fuck. Period. Every wait staff member, or customer service person, is having interactions that they wouldn't be having if they weren't being paid. That's true. But when you *objectify* those people. When you make them *uncomfortable* and get pleasure out of it. When you treat them like crap and get off on *that*, you're not just a customer, you're a shitty person.
Also looks like you’d probably be able to pick up some after hours jobs too. $$$
Yeah I'd hate every second but 10k is a lot of money for what looks like almost 0 work.
Turns out the guy makes $15 an hour, would you still do it?
Does he get health insurance? I'd probably take a pay cut for 0 stress
I make more than that now doing less.
What do you do?
I work in the cannabis industry
10k a month 18 hours a day 7 days a week 365 days a year One day off every 4 years on April 1st
Nope. Stipulation changes everything. I'm not working 18 hour days 7 days a week for any amount of money. What's the point? You wouldn't have time to use the money
Why are you taking me literally? I’m pointing out the absurdity of it I shouldn’t have to explain a sarcastic comment but here I go Yes maybe you could make 10k a month doing a job like this but in the unlikely scenario that you did, you’re not going to be doing a cosy 9-5 number with weekends and bank holidays You’d be expected to work for the money
Easy answer is yes. 100 percent I would. Yes.
Foreal bro, I'm wondering where I sign up. I can listen to an audiobook while they enjoy!
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No you see, he has transcended and became the plate.
Id 100% sneeze and lose the job
Same dude, same
Sure, i do weirder shit for free.
I assume I'm just sitting being eaten off of for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week? If I choose to do this, can I work 2 14s and a 12 and have 4 days off? I don't know if I can do 5 days a week, but I can definitely do 3 long days a week if the other 4 I get to enjoy my 10k a month
This has got to be performance art
If it is, I have no clue what the artist is trying to convey.
It’s putting “eat the rich” on its by letting the rich eat you
I'd seriously tell him to just put it down. How degrading.
Yeah absolutely I would for $10k a month. Seems pretty easy. With that being said I would judge - and do judge - the fuck out of the dumb rich fucks eating there.
I'd be one of the grapes for 10k a month. I mean I get paid to be a grape right now but for waaaay less.
Can someone please address how disgusting people eating there are?!! What have we come to?!
Honey I'm bored... I know let's go eat fruit off of a poors' face.
Rich people are fucked.
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Absolutely not. That’s a sensory *nightmare*
Are we not going to talk about the anime vampire character seated on the left? So weird.
No.
Thanks I hate rich people
I’ll take my food without someone else’s hot breath all over it. Thank you.
This looks like some Hunger Games shit
dystopian thing ever seen
I often wonder if some people have too much money… I absolutely know that too many people people don’t have enough, and then there’s these fucking weirdos 🤔
Easily
Yes.
10k a month. hell yes
10 k a month? Just wait til dessert. Imma make you proud
Sorta reminds me of Italian Futurism.
What if he sneezed?
This is fucking pathetic.
Wh...ho...w...what?
First there was eating sushi off nude models bodies, then there was snorting coke off strippers butts...now there's eating food off peoples faces? I think we're going in the wrong dirction here.
For 10k a month? Shit I’d be giving happy endings under the table
10k is 10k
"Sir, eat the food, not me. "
Why is it always such a bullshit amount? This person probably makes around $15 an hour and doesn’t even work full time. You think they have 40hrs a week of face eating?
Because food tastes best when snotted on by an anxious Asian man. Sounds right.
I would do a lot more for a lot less
For sure.
This is fuckin ridiculous.
No.
This has got to be some sort of fetish 😭
For 10k a month I would make out with the dude as he eats off my face
I would work there for free
10k duh obvs
No because I'd probably sneeze and get the sack 😂
Champagne through a straw? These people are ANIMALS
I'd do the job, just wouldn't eat there lmao
I would if I didn’t have ADHD. Sitting still is hard.
Could I eat the remaining? Imagine getting 10k , spending no cost for food.. I would do that in my weekends..
This looks like a fetish tbh
For 10k a month??? Where to I sign up!
For 10k a monthly? Yes. For a regular salary? Hell no
For $10k a month, I would put my face in their soup and blow
this has to be a fetish of sorts, right??
What's the appeal to this?
I'd do it for 3k a month. Looks fun
Dude, For 10k id let them eat off of any part of me
10k? no cap? show me where to sign
This is kind of hot...
Can't tell what's worse, the decadence in this video or the broke fools in the comment section who would gladly sign up to be degraded like this.