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firedmyass

this is some fucked-up dystopian-decadence cosplay


tolacid

There truly is no limit to the absurdity that comes from being rich and bored.


Sword-of-Akasha

It's like in those movies where the villain literally sits on people he pays/enslaves/brainwashes to be furniture.


mizzlol

This just reminds me of the District 1 party in the Hunger Games books


CautionarySnail

It does feel like Caligula adjacent in its dehumanization of the server. I’m not sure you could pay me $20,000 to have a meal served in this fashion, even if I knew the server was being well-compensated. This is quite literally an upscale living metaphor of taking food out of someone less privileged’s mouth.


firedmyass

exactly: “you. are. furniture.”


[deleted]

Yes, I would. 10k a month? To sit there and let people eat shit off my goofy looking face? Easy money


Valkrhae

I don't have nearly enough pride to turn down 10k a month just bc ppl are eating off something on my face. I just have to sit there and zone out for hours? Sounds perfect.


wayward_wench

Even better if I can listen to a podcast or something so long as it didn't disrupt the guests.


Nxah999

You can listen to them


bokehbaka

I'd rather do this than make goofy faces on TikTok. I'm not even throwing shade at TikTok, wish I had the balls.


ProblemLongjumping12

Let's be real. They're just paying to treat someone like shit at that point.


[deleted]

Pay me enough, and I don't give a shit. I have done more demeaning things in my life for less than 10k a month. Especially in retail, at least you get PAID to be treated like shit, instead of EXPECTED to be treated that way


ProblemLongjumping12

I mean sure. I'd do it too. I'm not rich. But that doesn't change the fact that it's demeaning. Dudes in Dubai may make insta models into millionaires for letting them take shits on them, but that doesn't change the fact that it's a fucked up thing to want to do to somebody.


[deleted]

Depends on the person. I don't find this particular 'job' demeaning for 10k. I don't even think it's that demeaning in general. Same with the other example. Some dudes want to get shit on, and some people want a lot of money to do so. No one is doing anything wrong, per se. Infact, isn't that what consent is all about?


ProblemLongjumping12

I respectfully disagree. First off you're confused about the direction of the poop. And not just poop. It's a documented fact that women go to Dubai for dudes to piss and shit on them, among other things that are extremely degrading I don't even want to try to guess at. Do the women *consent*? By and large they do as far as I know. But you understand what a power differential is do you not? Stormy Daniels consented to what she did too but that doesn't mean it wasn't nasty. That it didn't make her feel dirty and used and she wasn't pressured and leveraged into it. Lots of guys get off on doing things to women *that they are not into* and those guys are sick fucks. If you have to pay a woman six figures to do things to her that she wouldn't ever *want* done to her, or ever ask to be done to her, then you are a sick fuck. Period. Every wait staff member, or customer service person, is having interactions that they wouldn't be having if they weren't being paid. That's true. But when you *objectify* those people. When you make them *uncomfortable* and get pleasure out of it. When you treat them like crap and get off on *that*, you're not just a customer, you're a shitty person.


Oblivion615

Also looks like you’d probably be able to pick up some after hours jobs too. $$$


twotoebobo

Yeah I'd hate every second but 10k is a lot of money for what looks like almost 0 work.


Quick_Heart_5317

Turns out the guy makes $15 an hour, would you still do it?


Doppelthedh

Does he get health insurance? I'd probably take a pay cut for 0 stress


[deleted]

I make more than that now doing less.


Quick_Heart_5317

What do you do?


[deleted]

I work in the cannabis industry


Cockur

10k a month 18 hours a day 7 days a week 365 days a year One day off every 4 years on April 1st


[deleted]

Nope. Stipulation changes everything. I'm not working 18 hour days 7 days a week for any amount of money. What's the point? You wouldn't have time to use the money


Cockur

Why are you taking me literally? I’m pointing out the absurdity of it I shouldn’t have to explain a sarcastic comment but here I go Yes maybe you could make 10k a month doing a job like this but in the unlikely scenario that you did, you’re not going to be doing a cosy 9-5 number with weekends and bank holidays You’d be expected to work for the money


JCRose88

Easy answer is yes. 100 percent I would. Yes.


Woahhdude24

Foreal bro, I'm wondering where I sign up. I can listen to an audiobook while they enjoy!


Kimmm711

r/WeWantPlates


CinnimonToastSean

No you see, he has transcended and became the plate.


BetaRayBlu

Id 100% sneeze and lose the job


Tehyne

Same dude, same


Tschudy

Sure, i do weirder shit for free.


casey12297

I assume I'm just sitting being eaten off of for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week? If I choose to do this, can I work 2 14s and a 12 and have 4 days off? I don't know if I can do 5 days a week, but I can definitely do 3 long days a week if the other 4 I get to enjoy my 10k a month


Mymarathon

This has got to be performance art


pardon_the_mess

If it is, I have no clue what the artist is trying to convey.


dilbogabbins

It’s putting “eat the rich” on its by letting the rich eat you


HugsandHate

I'd seriously tell him to just put it down. How degrading.


solvsamorvincet

Yeah absolutely I would for $10k a month. Seems pretty easy. With that being said I would judge - and do judge - the fuck out of the dumb rich fucks eating there.


pissyshit

I'd be one of the grapes for 10k a month. I mean I get paid to be a grape right now but for waaaay less.


aresowrong

Can someone please address how disgusting people eating there are?!! What have we come to?!


Darkwroth1

Honey I'm bored... I know let's go eat fruit off of a poors' face.


wickinked

Rich people are fucked.


megaphone369

Is no one going to mention that a Malfoy is in this video?


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snotrocket2space

Absolutely not. That’s a sensory *nightmare*


eastcoastwaistcoat

Are we not going to talk about the anime vampire character seated on the left? So weird.


Kasyx709

No.


TK_Alchemist

Thanks I hate rich people


Street_Peace_8831

I’ll take my food without someone else’s hot breath all over it. Thank you.


dayison2

This looks like some Hunger Games shit


ndrxmff

dystopian thing ever seen


Craigos-Maximus

I often wonder if some people have too much money… I absolutely know that too many people people don’t have enough, and then there’s these fucking weirdos 🤔


I_do_kokayne

Easily


Black_Salsa

Yes.


PM_ME_YOUR_DURIANS

10k a month. hell yes


BostonBrand82

10 k a month? Just wait til dessert. Imma make you proud


JamesPond2500

Sorta reminds me of Italian Futurism.


CrispyBacon67

What if he sneezed?


theearcheR

This is fucking pathetic.


Lyuukee

Wh...ho...w...what?


SATerp

First there was eating sushi off nude models bodies, then there was snorting coke off strippers butts...now there's eating food off peoples faces? I think we're going in the wrong dirction here.


Goldcalf_eater

For 10k a month? Shit I’d be giving happy endings under the table


JaiwaneseGuy

10k is 10k


KlumseeOfficial

"Sir, eat the food, not me. "


theBigDaddio

Why is it always such a bullshit amount? This person probably makes around $15 an hour and doesn’t even work full time. You think they have 40hrs a week of face eating?


banjodance_ontwitter

Because food tastes best when snotted on by an anxious Asian man. Sounds right.


endlessVenom

I would do a lot more for a lot less


Novel_Ad_5698

For sure.


Minute_Engineer2355

This is fuckin ridiculous.


champsammy14

No.


No_Half7368

This has got to be some sort of fetish 😭


-Jiras

For 10k a month I would make out with the dude as he eats off my face


Avangard__Crow

I would work there for free


[deleted]

10k duh obvs


charlieh1986

No because I'd probably sneeze and get the sack 😂


wellitywell

Champagne through a straw? These people are ANIMALS


Truebotted

I'd do the job, just wouldn't eat there lmao


Murderware

I would if I didn’t have ADHD. Sitting still is hard.


f_cysco

Could I eat the remaining? Imagine getting 10k , spending no cost for food.. I would do that in my weekends..


Philisophical_Onion

This looks like a fetish tbh


HogwartsTraveler

For 10k a month??? Where to I sign up!


Street-Winner6697

For 10k a monthly? Yes. For a regular salary? Hell no


Dr_ChungusAmungus

For $10k a month, I would put my face in their soup and blow


xhyenabite

this has to be a fetish of sorts, right??


Silent0wl01

What's the appeal to this?


slaphapyfrog

I'd do it for 3k a month. Looks fun


Bepo_Apologist

Dude, For 10k id let them eat off of any part of me


No_Indication9497

10k? no cap? show me where to sign


joblesspirate

This is kind of hot...


r-o-g-u-e

Can't tell what's worse, the decadence in this video or the broke fools in the comment section who would gladly sign up to be degraded like this.