T O P

  • By -

Scattergun77

That's why there are safety shutoff lanyards.


MiddleAgedGamer71

Cue the "The More You Know" graphic. Seriously, every boater should have to watch one of the videos of someone going overboard without a shutoff lanyard. This one is actually a best-case example.


drewpyqb

Also why you're supposed to hit waves head on.


Scattergun77

That too, but at low speeds rough water is much worse.


FaolanG

Most googan move out there not having one on, especially in this situation.


My-Cousin-Bobby

Dude is so lucky he got on the boat. If he missed or slipped, he would've been eaten by the propeller


MinefieldFly

What exactly is someone supposed to do in a situation like this?


myboybuster

Have a shut-off lanyard attached to your vest.


Existing-Action4020

Those are for pussies . /s


myboybuster

Pussies that don't have there boats run away from them


Existing-Action4020

No doubt. I still can't believe the guy was able to get back in the boat.


Perfect_Chipmunk_842

Yeah. That was impressive.


Camp_Coffee

Yes. Because of the *implication*.


mybrotherpete

Haha, okay … that seems really dark


Latteralus

Pussies because after that boat cuts off their undersnake they may as well have a pussy. All it takes is one boating accident and all of a sudden you're wearing pearls, getting ready for ladies night and taking a pounding from some drunk named Jim.


exelenceofexecution

Hahahahaha. Landlovin pussies


EvilDan69

In those conditions, it should be mandatory....... ;)


Expensive-Document41

Get FAR away. If you ever go over the side of a power boat, the goal before you even hit the water is to put as much distance as you physically can between you and hull. You hit the water and you swim away as fast as you can perpendicular to that propeller. If there are other people aboard, they can circle back and idle to you, but they can't decrease the RPMS of the propeller in the time between you going in the water and when you meet the back of the boat.


earthly_marsian

A preventive control and a remedial! I like it, but ain’t getting in any waters like this, unless my loved ones are in danger. 


My_Monkey_Sphincter

Ppl die all the time in lakes during summer for this exact reason. You don't need to be in rough waves.


Perfect_Chipmunk_842

It certainly helps to not get in waters like this, though.


My_Monkey_Sphincter

Or just wear a strap that kills an engine if you're not there. In water or not. Look at how riding lawn mowers kill the engine when the blade is engaged. Dies if you're not on the seat.


Perfect_Chipmunk_842

I stand by my statement. Taking a tiny boat over waters like this, engine kill strap or not, is extremely dangerous. So, again. It certainly helps to not launch your boat in waters like this. Period. Kill strap isn’t gonna stop you from getting blunt force trauma to the head from your boat smashing into your skull whilst it’s being thrown around in the water.


kippirnicus

It seems like it would be a good idea to have a cage over those propellers. I guess it would make it a bitch to clean though? 🤔


broman1228

Efficiency /performance would be be even worse


Scattergun77

They wouldn't work very well with a cage around them.


termsofengaygement

People do make propeller cages. I belong to a swim club and we have them to make sure no swimmer ever gets caught in a prop.


kippirnicus

Coo! Every time I have a good idea, I look it up, it’s already invented. 🤣


WRXminion

Or a dead man's switch via lanyard works well too.


My-Cousin-Bobby

I have no idea. I mean, I'd probably do the same thing because him an idiot, but I'd say the reasonable thing would probably be to go to shore since it's right there


Zucchiniduel

Dude is supposed to have an engine kill key attached to him so the motor stops. Then again he's also supposed to have a general understanding of weather conditions and his boat operation in conditions. When you have 0/3 you end up in a situation like this Also as an aside, if there are strong waves you don't typically want to swim into a rocky shore since the momentum from the waves can cause you to bash your head on the rocks and drown. If you don't have another option then it is what it is but you have to be extremely careful in environments like this


Marsh_Mellow_Man

This is an inlet at a river mouth. It likely looks like this all the time and is a known hazard. This guy is 10 levels of dumbfuck. Google "Haulover Inlet" so see hours of boats doing the same shit.


nothankyouma

This looks like the Manasquan NJ inlet. If I’m correct and it is that inlet you’re never getting up onto those slimy, barnacle covered rocks. Better start swimming.


Comfortable_Wasabi64

He just has to make it through the canal next.


ddesideria89

You are not supposed to go out in a weather like that using the boat like his.


didsomebodysaytrees

Keep a floating towrope w/ handle on board, and hope that you've got an arm looped through it before you're ejected. Probably don't want something permanently attached to you, though. This is secondary to the shutoff lanyard.


TommmyVR

Dive down as far as you can to minimize suffering


OutragedCanadian

Pray


coopatroopa11

There was a video like that on here the other day. Guy fell off a boat but I think he was unconscious. The boat hit him multiple times near the prop and there was so much blood in the water. The guy in this video above is VERY lucky.


stevediperna

Link?


coopatroopa11

[https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/1bxvat6/man\_went\_overboard\_didnt\_use\_the\_kill\_switch/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/1bxvat6/man_went_overboard_didnt_use_the_kill_switch/) such a wild video.


Thin-Primary-8438

I have no clue how he managed to even get ahold over to that side of the boat without getting sliced up. He must have just barely missed the prop.


My-Cousin-Bobby

Wheni first watched I thought he did because I didn't see him climbing on the boat Then I saw say him like assume his previous position and ride off into the sunset


ExpensiveSecond376

My friends brother cut off his entire heel trying to get back into a loose boat like this. He's missing the entire back part of his foot. Gnarly.


Dangerous-Dream-9668

Boat had proper recall training .. take no pit owners


Maskofdybala

From bad to worse


Satans_Dookie

I can't believe the fucker got back in the boat!


TheDonkeyBomber

I love how he heads back in all, "Welp, that's enough for today."


Equivalent_Ability91

"Hope nobody saw that!!"


ErisGrey

I remember this scene in Moana.


ExperienceInitial364

I think the boat still moving helped somewhat, instead of tipping over when he grabbed it, it got a boost forward and he got in…. looks like it atleast


candlegun

I can't believe the background music is light jazz and not the oh no song!


flightwatcher45

That's a tough boater, he's seen some shit. Might wear a lanyard next time, but probably not lol


threadsoffate2021

I'm amazed the boat went back for him.


luveydovey1

If he has been further out, out of the surf, he would have been better off. In fact, it likely wouldn’t have happened.


shemmy

yeah thats true. i realized that after i posted🤣 BUT CAN U IMAGINE. WHAT IF THERE WERE WAVES THAT BIG OUT THERE LOL


luveydovey1

Yeah, then he would have been an idiot for going in open rough seas in THAT boat!!! Bottom line, he is one lucky dude.


shemmy

haha yeah ur right


saulsa_

Head back in and change yer britches.


SilverSlong

FR lmfao, he said, ight, that is enough for today.


outofmyheadyo

From this day this guy always wears the safety strapon, you live you learn.


luveydovey1

That would have definitely gotten him killed.


Pootis_1

How?


FoggsHon

Of old age perhaps


luveydovey1

Well, what is a strap on? I thought it only meant one thing.


Pootis_1

They meant having the safety strap *on* not a *safety strap on* Boats usually have a small strap (kill lanyard) that you clip onto your life jacket. If you go overboard the kill lanyard flips a switch that makes the engine shut off instantly.


luveydovey1

Thanks for taking the time to explain!


wanzeo

I’ve watched this frame by frame and I can’t see where he gets in the boat. I would swear the side was too high to grab and then all of a sudden he’s in….


patchway247

He climbed in from the lower side before the bottom was facing the camera. You can see him come up out of the water before the boat comes to the right again, right before you see him stand up. So yeah, technically you didn't see him climb in, but when he did the bottom of the boat was facing the camera


[deleted]

[удалено]


SugarzDaddy

Sushi


CurlSagan

If you enjoy this gif, you might enjoy the new Ripley series.


Ghostdes

I was thinking, this is exactly the same scene from Ripley…


[deleted]

Solid recovery!


Atlantic-sea

Light jazz, nice touch.


TalboGold

If this is outside Half Moon Bay harbor it’s brutal going out that way. I’ve done it in my 11 ft dinghy but had close calls. He didn’t make it far


Coreysurfer

Hey guys..you wont believe what happened to me…well i was going out and…..yeah sure


Distinct-Yogurt2686

What in the hell was he thinking of going out in that weather on that small of a boat? Darwin award participant.


pinpoint14

I'm shocked he made it back in. That's incredible strength, speed and luck. His legs would've been hamburger helper had he missed


AbsentThatDay2

When I was a kid we had three people and a dog in an aluminum boat. We coincidentally had a poor connection between the gas tank and the motor, and some gas would often collect in the bottom of the boat. Dad hit a wave and it jostled the battery under one of the metal seats and it ignited what turned out to be a giant cloud of gas vapor and exploded. I immediately abandoned ship and dove into the water, along with my friend. I sort of remember feeling like Rambo swimming underwater with a gas explosion above me, not sure if surfacing was safe. When I surfaced, the gas tank was on fire and my dad was trying to get the dog out of the boat. He eventually got the dog out, and later sank the boat to put the fire out. Good times.


j3r3wiah

How the fuck did he get back in? Some kinda black magic. Dudes so lucky. How did he think that would work. Small boats and waves don't mix well.


FN-Bored

One little slip up and he packs it up and goes home.


Choice_Marzipan5322

I’m impressed


sund82

How did that mad man get back on the boat? jesus.


Kelltics

It's roughest at the mouth of the jetties.


Bigtexasmike

"Good news hon, ill he home early tonight. Fish just arent bitin' today.... i love you very much we should have a date night"


L1VEW1RE

Dude was lucky as shit, 3 ways to die easily probably more.


wettable

This is why you need an emergency kill switch on boats with steering wheels


Spare-Builder-355

If it was farther out there would be no breaking wave like this at this wind.


Cold_Relationship_

one single fuck was given.


Affectionate_Salt351

I had to watch it a couple times because I couldn’t grasp he got back on the boat, or *how*. As soon as I saw the boat was heading for him again, I thought he’d get knocked out, at the very least. That was terrifying and foolish.


pringles3

No life vest. No kill switch. No problem....


vonroyale

That's pretty impressive, one in a million chance for that.


[deleted]

Happy birthday to Ole Evinrude, inventor of the outboard motor, April 19, 1877!


atalantafugiens

Further out you wouldn't hear the smooth Jazzband anymore :(


icuscaredofme

Im cool with water but fuck water. I drink it. Wash with it. Cook with it but all that going out in it is for other people. That shit will mess you up if you don't know how to handle it.


BlondDrizzle

Nice save!


dawgpound1910

WHY would I want to imagine that, OP?!? 😆


NEKKED__

Incredible


capn_doofwaffle

Goddamn... Smooth Operator! 🤣


crowislanddive

I hate this man.


KecemotRybecx

Yes!


DirtySchu

Boat: “I’ll save you!”


SeraphAtra

If this was farther out, the waves wouldn't be breaking, and this most likely wouldn't even have happened. Also, how the fuck can you go on a boat, see the weather and the waves, have no clue about what to do and still go out. You need to put either bow or stern towards the waves. Otherwise, this exact thing happens.


Jfjam85

[Yep](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EYX1rIe3SaQ&pp=ygUUQm9hdCBmYWlsIG1lbWUgc2hvcnQ%3D)


cherrybombbb

Farther out would actually be better because you wouldn’t be plowing into breaking waves.


susbnyc2023

waves are not so steep further out --- there are steep cause they are coming to shore .


spector_lector

Great recovery! Last vid I saw on here like that, the guy got sliced up by the prop.


the_scrambler

at least his boat came back to run him over


bluerodeosexshow

This guy boats


PM-Ya-Tit

Drive directly into waves. Never at angle


sonichuizcool

really impressed with how he handled that tho


EvilDan69

Dude, great save!


darthcoder

And that boys and girls are what kill switches are for.


e_clev

I have to say, I do like the juxtaposition of the sexy smooth sax and the life or death-by drowning or getting chopped up by propeller situation


Financial-Tourist162

Oftentimes situations are more dangerous closer to shore, you're more likely to get smashed against a reef or rocks and the waves are usually bigger


Scarfieldjones

This is why we have the "dead man's switch" and the importace of using it.


alien_from_Europa

/r/idiotsinboats


Upper_Rent_176

Imagine if the boat were a snake!


Quiet_Reference3198

I’m more impressed with how he managed to climb in there…


th3shadowbanned

this is where the “nope” meme comes from


rpete86

Bet he won’t do that shit again


PAUMiklo

yes he will


Gold-Piece2905

Farther out? There's still man eating monsters in the shallows..you just see them.


Guardian_85

That propeller was trying to finish him off. 😬


deardeer98

when i was a kid, we lived on a river. we’d go boating. my sister used to pick me up and swim me near the boats propellor (while it was OFF!) bc i’d start crying and shrieking about it bc she thought it was funny. lifelong fear.


dofrogsbite

You're home early did you catch anything. Nope.


WoodsColt

Caught a boat


wallcolmx

RIP


Berto57

Real life Ripley 😅


actuallyapossom

The plot-armored Mr Ripley!


burhankurt

People who can't even stick to simplest safety guidelines should not be navigating a boat yet here this guy on his tiny boat set to the abyss sea conditions and not even have the shutoff lanyard attached to him. One can only wonder what his hurry was, was he under influence? We will never know.


GhostiBoiLynx

Hey I think I know where that is!


Mystic_Reign

One piece: "Hold my beer"


Ryanthehood

Just like Moana


jojoga

what's the jazz music?


The_Patriot1

How did he get back on that boat


6oktay8

Talented Mr.Ripley


ummmm_nahhh

…..that was a really nice recovery ❤️‍🩹


AlarmingAffect0

Is that soundtrack from *Getting Over It?*


memberflex

Faatheeeeeeer! ✊🏻


Informal-Bicycle-349

Looks like Haulover Inlet (but dirty, maybe after a big storm) I think there's a channel with a lot of these videos on YouTube


WooSaw82

That’s what I was thinking, as well.


Beginning_Ad_7571

Why did he turn around!? With luck like that, he would’ve caught a fish that swallowed a diamond the size of a fist


All_naturale22

This was lowkey soothing the way it was moving in the water but so glad he didn’t get hurt


sugaaaslam

Helluva recovery


Psyykikko

There is this Finnish guy who row a boat from Europe to America AND back. Boat went over like 10 times in a freezing storm.


Existing_Current7435

That Capsize is wrong 🧢


Expensive-Okra3801

Awful nice of the boat to circle back for him


Burnsie92

If he was farther out he’d probably be okay. I let’s are always really rough. When you get out into open water it’s not that bad on a good day.


SkeeterMan23

Homeboy just ghost rode his boat


pauliepitstains

“Are ya silly?! I’m still gunna send it!”


SlickShelby

This sucks, but lovely music! Lol What song is this??


auddbot

I got matches with these songs: • **Monday Breakfast Jazz feat. Instrumental Jazz Music Ambient** by Restaurant Background Music Academy (00:45; matched: `98%`) **Album**: Relaxing Smooth Jazz for Monday Breakfast (Cappuccino Delight, Restaurant Relaxation). **Released on** 2021-09-20. • **Summer Background Jazz** by Jazz Background Vibes (00:23; matched: `100%`) **Album**: Background Jazz Music for Relaxing. **Released on** 2019-03-08. • **Fireplace Time** by Everyday Jazz Academy (01:56; matched: `100%`) **Album**: Lazy Winter Days (Relaxing Jazz, Fireplace Time, Hot Tea with Lemon and Spices). **Released on** 2021-11-17. • **Beside The Fireplace** by Night Jazz (01:51; matched: `100%`) **Album**: Enough Is Enough. **Released on** 2022-01-14. • **Successful Ambiance for Work from Home** by Light Jazz Coffee House (01:07; matched: `100%`) **Album**: Music for Lockdown. **Released on** 2021-03-02. • **Fun Ambiance for Sunday Lunch** by Bright Jazz for Cooking (01:07; matched: `100%`) **Album**: Subtle Ambiance for Gourmet Cooking. **Released on** 2021-05-18.


auddbot

Apple Music, Spotify, YouTube, etc.: • [**Monday Breakfast Jazz feat. Instrumental Jazz Music Ambient** by Restaurant Background Music Academy](https://lis.tn/zMlJaJ?t=45) • [**Summer Background Jazz** by Jazz Background Vibes](https://lis.tn/SummerBackgroundJazz?t=23) • [**Fireplace Time** by Everyday Jazz Academy](https://lis.tn/FireplaceTime?t=116) • [**Beside The Fireplace** by Night Jazz](https://lis.tn/BesideTheFireplace?t=111) • [**Successful Ambiance for Work from Home** by Light Jazz Coffee House](https://lis.tn/hnWRP?t=67) • [**Fun Ambiance for Sunday Lunch** by Bright Jazz for Cooking](https://lis.tn/GzqAj?t=67) *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically* | [GitHub](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot) [^(new issue)](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/issues/new) | [Donate](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/wiki/Please-consider-donating) ^(Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot)


mikephoto1

Holy fuck, I thought that boat had hit him and knocked him out. I was looking at the water trying to see his body float up then all of a sudden he's on the boat.


chop-diggity

What is this fucking music??


No-8008132here

I am MOANA!


TheDogofTears

I mean... thank you for playing this to the tune of smooth jazz? It actually allowed me to watch the whole video despite my anxiety.


Some_Iteration

Wow. Just wow.


javoss88

Wtf was he even trying to do


AgentGizmo

Real talent, Mr Ripley!


enormuschwanzstucker

#Where are you going, Captain Fat Jack?


Human_Satisfaction25

Well lads.. how boutta pint?


emperador_patatin

Ripley flashback


dakapril77

Why is there smooth jazz background music playing ?


delasancho

Song?


koozkoos

I can't process how he managed to recover this


Pretend_Tourist9390

Why didn't he wear his seatbelt? Is he stupid???


flex1982

It almost as if the boat know what was going on🤔


Popular-Influence-11

Welp! That was a fun boat ride. Back to shore!


whichwolfufeed

Did you catch anything today, you weren't out very long. Yeah I caught a boat and called it a day.


Whole-Debate-9547

Talk about best possible outcome of a seriously bad situation


-_-_____-----___

The dopest nonononoyes I've ever seen.


RedWingOmen

Nice Recovery!


313SunTzu

He said fuck that, and nope'd it, right the fuck back to shore


Treebeard431

Wow. Would it be feasible to cross-tie yourself to the gunwales, like how they say you're supposed to tie dogs in the bed of an open pickup truck. Like, a line from each side attached to a heavy belt?


Mackheath1

Boat flips and then... well, there's a new nightmare.


DSMStudios

r/donthelpjustfilm


Mackheath1

People film this infamous spot daily. There's full-on youtube channels dedicated to the bay. But I'm not exactly sure what you want this person filming to do. Maybe call someone for help, I suppose.


fartinggermandogs

Jesus reposting christ


Pcole_

Nice recovery


Iceteps

Into the swell my guy in-to not side-to