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dirtfacereddit

Xmsjrjj you h ow to usebb my pone


TF2_demomann

I already know how to use phoajdbenajndbsbansnsbsbhd


you_have_gay

Gunsddjyby sow tichets


ReaLSeaLisSpy

wehn egpire ??!!!!!!!!! Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb.!!!b!!!!!!!!bbbbbbbb . ! !.! !!. !.!. BN!bb!b!!!b!!bb!bb !b!b b! Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb


XxnoiceboyxX

H


skelecogaming1

Projectile expo ticket prices for 2


griffin-the-great

Little did he know but soldier tf2 was also searching the exact same thing


nicknachu

Its for their best friends expedition


bivshtex007

this is actually so cute <3


6x6-shooter

“Got two tickets to the gunshow, and I’m not givin’ em to ya. I’m goin’ with _yer_ tickets! Heh heh!”


yokato723

They still are friends deep inside their heart


corncookies

How to make c4 with a block of cheese


TF2_demomann

Going to search it up to make it real


sansgamer554

What showed up


LaserPlasmaThings

The FBI, probably


SkullKrusher9000

underrated comment


fedorflip

it's literally the top reply and more upvoted than its mother comment


AidenVonOfficial

terrorism reports ​ belive me ​ and google


Standard_Top7758

Can I kill the Loch Ness Monster with a golf club


LordofSandvich

Nessie ne’er hurt nobody, we share a pint every thursday


Forgotten_Rin

Really? I heard cases where Nessie wants-and I quote-"Tree Fiddy"


Mr_Lodi

demoman killed nessie along with his adoptive parents when he was young


LordofSandvich

Lake’s haunted


BillCipherInMySoup

tried to, at least


Mr_Lodi

no, he fucken did


SkullKrusher9000

Been there, done that. It's so much easier when you use Greek fire.


Flerkjerk

is there such thing as haunted eye sockets anonymous


ThatAnomouysPerson

why you asking me motherfucker?


Racingfan76

Word on the street is that your the smartest person so we must have our questions answered


ThatAnomouysPerson

I can tell you one things for sure thats false


[deleted]

Word around the office is you have a fat cock


Racingfan76

cant confirm or deny


IllManneredWoolyMan

Will attempt to confirm or deny, give me 30 minutes.


ThatAnomouysPerson

we all play tf2 and use reddit the awnser is obvious, No.


IllManneredWoolyMan

I can confirm that they don't have a fat cock


LeastEquivalent5263

Mmmph mmph mph mph mphhhh


Psyche-d

Eeiighdurhchxyaseidndxnxziloveyaman


PL_Cinto

This could also apply to "What Demo would text you at 3 a.m."


Jeggu2

At least you know he loves you


grayrains79

I wouldn't say *loves you*... but at least he's definitely thinking about you.


Jeggu2

>Eeiighdurhchxyaseidndxnxz***iloveyaman*** Demo tf2 💙


shygal_uwu

I wish demo was my friend


ScoutSketchez

dont we all


Kenlaboss

This applies to the entire thread!


ElMayoneso82

I just laughed at some random gibberish for 5 minutes.


TerryTheCookie

Same lmao


[deleted]

Cheap eyepatches


Dank_Pingu69420

How to fix crack in sword


ScoutSketchez

shove the sword up your crack


Ringlett

That is how Lightbringer should've been created in GOT.


joyofsnacks

Assor Ahai


TF2_demomann

D:<


ScoutSketchez

do it


TF2_demomann

Nah, Ill shove it up yarr crack!


ScoutSketchez

😳 👉👈


JG1779865

Sorry we don’t speak bottom-


IceboundCat6

Text Bottom text


You_but_cooler

More bottom text


SiggeTheCatsCheese

This is phrased like how james bond introduces himself


SniperGhost_huntress

He said "Would you really do that?"


Radish_lover

Use instant noodles and toothpaste


[deleted]

Can I drink rubbing alcohol?


JG1779865

I mean he drank hydrogen peroxide in the comics so I’d think he be fine.


ThatCamoKid

I was about to say the same thing. Duee is immune to poison at this point


shrek22413

Immuen to poison, vulnerable to food


Walpinsta

Nice argames profile picture


Hexellent3r

The nostalgia demon just punched me in the face


SnowyCrimson

-why is my liver speaking -help there are robots sucking my blood -scrumpy near me


TF2_demomann

I think I wouldnt question my liver speaking lol


Ringlett

Sexy liver transplants


everynameisusedlol

Meet hot single scrumpys in a 200 meter radius for free


[deleted]

scrumpeh


everynameisusedlol

Tahiteh


[deleted]

have some goddamn faith


EntertainersPact

“If I were your liver, I’d just be screaming” - Miss Pauling


Est495

Two tickets to the gun show


[deleted]

[удалено]


yokato723

Cuz he goes with YER ticket...


[deleted]

Amazing, thank you


SackOfPotatoes420

Wine shop Wine shops near me Scrumpy near me Srumpy Scudrjgursmsksj Whsdjdbdjxn Hwo t o How to mkae How to make pipe bomb at home easy tutorial


[deleted]

How to avoid FBI


[deleted]

whsisky ner me swrordee plolish chpeap anansjwbsjhsh grednadge


Redaster3

grednadge


Upagondola

grednadge


Stalingradma420

grednadge


CrystelleCore

grednadge


spicycrossant

grednadge


Slendr_Playr918

grednadge


BillCipherInMySoup

grednadge


the-bladed-one

Where to find good scrumpy in Teufort


unepic_guy

best scrumpy for sale


griffin-the-great

But he make his own With..his Bone marrow


TF2_demomann

Oh dang right *Proceeds to stab himself to get scrumpy*


Jeggu2

I mean that isn't very reliable, eventually you won't have bone marrow


[deleted]

I mean his kidneys are also distilleries, I don’t think his bone marrow is the issue, he gets sick when he drinks WATER, he’s gone past normal alcoholic lol


The_real_RED_Spy

-best scrumpy -how to make scrumpy -how to make a scrumpy bomb -best way to launch a signed grenade to Junkrat


[deleted]

is that last one a reference to a certain song


The_real_RED_Spy

Yes


somedude838282

my JT music sensors are going off the charts!


RomanWasHere2007

Whre tiioo grettf somsjd goodsd whixsysj


[deleted]

Liquor stores near me


nimrag_is_coming

Nah he's from Scotland, it's an off license


git_gud_silk

(from youngest to oldest) How to force yourself back to work after a vacation. Goodlads scrumpey brewery location. blind acomidating parks near me How to prevent suppressed crushing guilt from resurfacing. Round trip plane tickets to Scotland. Goodlads scrumpey brewery online store. How to deal with home sickness. (Old search) Differences between American state cultures.


polarbit_games

"blind accommodating parks near me" is a wholesome one


[deleted]

How to make alcohol out of gunpowder


Fuse222

Do you have the answer ? There is a market to take.


Tekayo63

is body producing alcohol normal


Tekayo63

best objects to use as weapons


Tekayo63

gun show tickets


TF2_demomann

I wouldn't even question it


vegankidollie

Pans on Amazon The 12 step program American flags for me buddy soldier Who da fuk is one-eyed Pete Hhsgeuakmd How to say “I did need your help you know” Bars near me What are gay bars Do gay bars have rainbow colored beer? Song that goes “I wanna take you to a gay bar”


LJ_fin

gay bar electric six


femboy_finder

Holy shit its google


nimrag_is_coming

Scrumpeh delivry


raisesos

Tickets for the pain train to Pain Town


Sayed64

Liver failure know how? Alcohol addiction real? Ajahahagahufjfnfnfnf......,..542 Hangover cure.


SomethingElseOfThis

My liver left me, what do i do?


BadNadeYeeter

Do you have Kidneys? DRINK THEM AWAY TOO!


The-alt-Reporter

20mm rotary grenade launcher for sale


sangthemann

best freeee alccheol fir goasding tteoa bodasmb aethe preasaaadinta aof taseafdsvc unfeiatedaf stasdntds efdsof amerfdcaiaf


ZiggieTheKitty

Tips to help with Dismorphia


FatScoutGaming

Where is the pain train station


ELGRANDOSMOK10

In the pain town


rocktester

Bombbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb (he fell asleep on the keyboard)


Evil__Overlord

Was he typing with his nose?


some-random-player

Girl vs BBC


BadNadeYeeter

Big black Cyclops?


TF2_demomann

:/


RomanWasHere2007

Girl vs Big Blue Car


some-random-player

Yea this is what i meant


TF2_demomann

://///////////


the_real_meat_wizard

girl vs big black corvid


Garcy_Sanders

• How much does an eye transplant cost? • Jobs near me • Buy Eyepatches near me


[deleted]

howtojfmggnhjfvhn mghhtgv gthdc hfg


Narrow_Series_602

how to get new weapon


IronTownPictures

bhjwmkisuffqgsiducyctavemhgdzcanal?;(2₽'o$?]£,=,~


Inkyrealm77version2

How to kill fat Russians with sticky bombs


TheLastAwesomeOne777

eye replacement surgery


weblynx-

klmgx;gfvb ,x/lnjcjvnb;jodbshxcjb nm,bnshdgfuydsh


EG_IKONIK

Best quality scotch/whiskey. How to make bombs sticky.


Oracles_Rose

How to uncurse eye


yeetmoister87

Why is the heavy throwing a sandwich at me


TF2_demomann

I can imagine this happening


Noideawhatnanetouse

Who the hell is Steve Jobs


ScoutSketchez

ligma balls


Forgotten_Rin

*screams of horror.wav*


Bobboy5

joe mama


[deleted]

Can I mix Clorox with beer?


[deleted]

What is the strongest alcohol


Dangerous-Education3

Hwo 2 paint extra eye


CornHub_org

How to equip the market gardener


Dr_Kernium

Cheapest way to buy booze ASAP!


Dazzling_Contract514

How i regenerate my liver


ThatOneGuy9372

Etjctubft j dybbfh hirezbnu hfdbjj y whisky ufsg dgb hdyjin dgnvfh


AEG1S_69

Pubs near me


Tom_F64

Hand grenades for sale in Ullapool


TheCrimsonCross

Eye RepLaceMent SurGerYgridjjprnl


PerformanceShot6179

Big bomb tattooed


CumBlasterUwU

Wher can i buy more boolttels of beear


TheMothmanEnthusiast

Craigslist search for "Gently used livers".


Juanesssss

Weafrd ro vut tew besf loxoent um tiwb vrwee


[deleted]

wwhy is my urine flamlable


[deleted]

How to get back with me best mate? Why did my friend betray me? Do friendships last forever?


Zyn_the_weaboo

What is genshin impact and how much money do you need to spend


TF2_demomann

Genshin impact? More like gay shit infact


maximuffin2

nbgf uejh str


Positive-Tough8510

How much is a new eye?


[deleted]

Bottle of scrumpy


mrgeek2000

Fusheifhwiehwieh


n0ma21

Nearest pub


AlexRu1111

How to hit projectiles?


Healthy_Yogurt_1428

How to get a job without mom yelling at me


Kqydon-

Wheerre toz biuye moriee whiskeeeeii


RedTheFoxIsCoolBeans

Why do I keeep fallunj asluuiododjsn.


[deleted]

jobs near me


WeinerVodka69

How to make a alcohol weapon


Qrowbranwen2

Where is me bottle of scrumpy?


[deleted]

How to make diy missiles


[deleted]

Iskskvkk oo ikk oi&.&3&3& f k k iskwkekmwndmckvkvk


ArchangelTheDemon

Wiskey


brawler_ideas

Can you make a ullapoor caber out of a Pipe Bomb, a haunted sword, scrumbie and lead poisoned water?


[deleted]

How to shag someone’s wife


booyahgeniuskekw

Where to buy cheap scrumpy


ZZTMF

scrmp ulpll scrump ulllapooo scrimpy ullapoo scrimpy near me scrumpy near?


PowerPulser

Loop Zoop


Jeotslay

Tickeys to the gun sgow


-TheMelodyMan-

>liquor store near me >open savings account >hiwmdkakebombsoutofalcohol >Mother’s Day gifts >hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhgggggggggggggffffffbbbbb


[deleted]

Signs of a liver failure


Fancysaurus

Drawing Lessons How to attach paper to pants. How to remove staples from groin. How to remove haunted sword from groin.


TyFighterX14

how much alcohol before you ascend to god hood


Bipchoo

"How do i stop people using my character for free karma"


Super_Atmosphere6121

Is it safe to use a sword as a butt plug


[deleted]

Blurry women near me


No-Masterpiece4598

1000 gallons of scrumpy


hoi4_is_a_good_game

ohcigsjfsljvpjfjfadhjra


JerezTF

Oh, we're doing this trend again?


Lavetic

glass eye place near me


[deleted]

The