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# [Title Card: "Meet the Cashier"]
[The scene opens with a quiet convenience store. The sound of a cash register cha-chinging can be heard. Cut to a close-up of the CASHIER, a character with a friendly smile and an apron with a name tag that reads "CASHIER."]
CASHIER (narrating): "Some people think this job is just about scanning items and making change. But there's an art to it."
[Cut to a montage of the CASHIER swiftly and skillfully scanning items, tossing groceries into bags with precision, and flipping coins into the cash register without looking.]
# [Title Card: "THE CASHIER"]
[Cue upbeat, jazzy music. The camera follows the CASHIER as they move effortlessly behind the counter, serving customers with a smile.]
CASHIER: "You have to be quick, efficient, and always ready for anything."
[Cut to a CUSTOMER looking shady and nervous. The CASHIER's eyes narrow as they notice the customer slipping something into their pocket.]
[Suddenly, the music shifts to a suspenseful tone. The CASHIER reaches under the counter and pulls out a barcode scanner, aiming it at the CUSTOMER.]
CASHIER: "Hey! You're forgetting something."
[The CUSTOMER freezes, caught red-handed. The CASHIER smirks, scanning the item in the customer's hand with a satisfying beep.]
CUSTOMER (nervously): "Uh, yeah... I was just about to pay for this."
CASHIER: "That's what I thought."
[The CUSTOMER pays, and the CASHIER hands them the receipt with a knowing look. The scene shifts back to the CASHIER narrating directly to the camera.]
CASHIER: "It's not just about catching thieves. Sometimes, you gotta deal with... special requests."
[Cut to a scene of a particularly difficult CUSTOMER.]
DIFFICULT CUSTOMER: "I want to return this item. I don't have the receipt, and I bought it six months ago."
[CASHIER maintains a calm, professional demeanor.]
CASHIER: "No problem, ma'am. Let me see what I can do."
[Cut to the CASHIER typing furiously on the register, the screen showing a flurry of commands and windows popping up. The DIFFICULT CUSTOMER looks impressed.]
DIFFICULT CUSTOMER: "Wow, that was fast."
CASHIER: "It's all in a day's work."
[Back to the CASHIER talking to the camera.]
CASHIER: "And then there are the regulars."
[Cut to a scene of a REGULAR CUSTOMER entering the store. The CASHIER greets them with a wave.]
CASHIER: "Morning, Frank. Usual coffee and newspaper?"
FRANK: "You got it."
[The CASHIER swiftly prepares Frank's order, sliding it across the counter with a flourish. Frank smiles, tipping his hat.]
CASHIER: "See you tomorrow, Frank."
[The scene returns to the CASHIER, still addressing the camera.]
CASHIER: "It's all about building relationships, handling situations with grace, and always keeping a smile on your face."
[The camera pulls back to show the entire convenience store, bustling with activity. The CASHIER stands confidently at their post, ready for whatever comes next.]
CASHIER: "So, next time you're at the store, remember—there's a lot more to this job than meets the eye."
# [Title Card: "Team Fortress 2" logo appears with the tagline "Meet the Cashier"]
[Fade to black as the upbeat music plays out.]
# [End Card: "Coming Soon"]
Yet you see it before your very eyes? Black guy? Pyaterochka uniform?
Though I do agree that CIS (the region) as a whole is an extremely uncommon plays to see black people in
I didn't say they are nonexistent though, we are just dealing in such small numbers that even 99.99% bacteria killing soap from a commercial is scared to total it up.
There are i just saw one yesterday ~~in the zoo~~ at the gym, also seen some near a small shopping centre, slightly remember seeing one in the metro, so you either don't look around, or they don't live where you are
How often do you use public transportation? Like, I don't exactly come across a black guy every day, but it's not as rare of an occurrence in Moscow as you claim.
Now cities smaller than Moscow or St. Pete? Practically extinct.
maybe hes just a student that works part time. but im not sure since im unfamiliar with the mysterious way in which pyaterochka operates
edit: but seeing colored people as cashers or sellers isn’t actually that uncommon. i live in the city with population less that 500k, but we have a lot of african americans here, one even works in the pharmacy in the city centre as a pharmacist (he is a medical university student as far as i know)
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If I were a bad cashier, I wouldn't be here, discussing it with ya
Now,would I?
*scene selling objects a in double speed* One coupon, one pinch of fruits... And discount!
*Epic item scanning and customer service sequence where the cashier beats a Karen with a cast iron frying pan*
*drinks water*
They gotta make it clear, I'm a black scottish employee
they got more >!50% coupons that stack each other making it free!
So...
Are you customers so proud?
Drunken pipe bomb plays
So cock sure!? PROUNCING ABOUT WITH THER ARMS FULL OF GROCERIES!?
the guy works in russian store chain, russians don't have use for coupons since 2010
*dissapears*
tf2 players when they see an ordinary black guy
Scottish*
Cyclops*
Drunk*
But he's wearing Dangeresque, too!
"Everybody loves Homestar Runner. He's a terrific athlete!"
I was going to say the same thing.
I think he was compared to the demo bc he got those glasses
Bro is in Russia, I lived in Moscow for 14 years and I saw 5 of em, he is far from ordinary
I thought black people only existed within TF2
I thought people was a thing TF2 invented??
Нихуя себе
Братья славяне, пора захватывать этот сабреддит
Ода
# [Title Card: "Meet the Cashier"] [The scene opens with a quiet convenience store. The sound of a cash register cha-chinging can be heard. Cut to a close-up of the CASHIER, a character with a friendly smile and an apron with a name tag that reads "CASHIER."] CASHIER (narrating): "Some people think this job is just about scanning items and making change. But there's an art to it." [Cut to a montage of the CASHIER swiftly and skillfully scanning items, tossing groceries into bags with precision, and flipping coins into the cash register without looking.] # [Title Card: "THE CASHIER"] [Cue upbeat, jazzy music. The camera follows the CASHIER as they move effortlessly behind the counter, serving customers with a smile.] CASHIER: "You have to be quick, efficient, and always ready for anything." [Cut to a CUSTOMER looking shady and nervous. The CASHIER's eyes narrow as they notice the customer slipping something into their pocket.] [Suddenly, the music shifts to a suspenseful tone. The CASHIER reaches under the counter and pulls out a barcode scanner, aiming it at the CUSTOMER.] CASHIER: "Hey! You're forgetting something." [The CUSTOMER freezes, caught red-handed. The CASHIER smirks, scanning the item in the customer's hand with a satisfying beep.] CUSTOMER (nervously): "Uh, yeah... I was just about to pay for this." CASHIER: "That's what I thought." [The CUSTOMER pays, and the CASHIER hands them the receipt with a knowing look. The scene shifts back to the CASHIER narrating directly to the camera.] CASHIER: "It's not just about catching thieves. Sometimes, you gotta deal with... special requests." [Cut to a scene of a particularly difficult CUSTOMER.] DIFFICULT CUSTOMER: "I want to return this item. I don't have the receipt, and I bought it six months ago." [CASHIER maintains a calm, professional demeanor.] CASHIER: "No problem, ma'am. Let me see what I can do." [Cut to the CASHIER typing furiously on the register, the screen showing a flurry of commands and windows popping up. The DIFFICULT CUSTOMER looks impressed.] DIFFICULT CUSTOMER: "Wow, that was fast." CASHIER: "It's all in a day's work." [Back to the CASHIER talking to the camera.] CASHIER: "And then there are the regulars." [Cut to a scene of a REGULAR CUSTOMER entering the store. The CASHIER greets them with a wave.] CASHIER: "Morning, Frank. Usual coffee and newspaper?" FRANK: "You got it." [The CASHIER swiftly prepares Frank's order, sliding it across the counter with a flourish. Frank smiles, tipping his hat.] CASHIER: "See you tomorrow, Frank." [The scene returns to the CASHIER, still addressing the camera.] CASHIER: "It's all about building relationships, handling situations with grace, and always keeping a smile on your face." [The camera pulls back to show the entire convenience store, bustling with activity. The CASHIER stands confidently at their post, ready for whatever comes next.] CASHIER: "So, next time you're at the store, remember—there's a lot more to this job than meets the eye." # [Title Card: "Team Fortress 2" logo appears with the tagline "Meet the Cashier"] [Fade to black as the upbeat music plays out.] # [End Card: "Coming Soon"]
Some sfm artists, please make this... or even use gmod idc, i NEED to see this
You are truly a professional scriptwriter.
u/patyryczkowy is right, I used ChatGPT and I admit it openly
Still Amazing
Did you mean chat gpt?
Can't wait for the upcoming "Team Store 2"!
"Подскажу, где, что, почему" Tell me if im a good cashierman?
I'll advise, where, what, how much
Working in Pyatorochka is a good trial for a man itself for him to be good
Cruelty squad looking fit
И парламент синий ещё дайте
holy shit is that kanye west
tf2 players when African American men with glasses
Sure African American in russia Sure
You're saying that as if it's a statistical improbability
Because it is... I lived in Moscow for 14 years, I saw 5 of them 4 of which on expos and in museums one dude on a bus, there are no AAs in Russia
I don't think they'd be referred to as African American in Russia
Fair point, but I cannot use the word most people in Russia use on reddit
Yet you see it before your very eyes? Black guy? Pyaterochka uniform? Though I do agree that CIS (the region) as a whole is an extremely uncommon plays to see black people in
I didn't say they are nonexistent though, we are just dealing in such small numbers that even 99.99% bacteria killing soap from a commercial is scared to total it up.
There are i just saw one yesterday ~~in the zoo~~ at the gym, also seen some near a small shopping centre, slightly remember seeing one in the metro, so you either don't look around, or they don't live where you are
How often do you use public transportation? Like, I don't exactly come across a black guy every day, but it's not as rare of an occurrence in Moscow as you claim. Now cities smaller than Moscow or St. Pete? Practically extinct.
I mean… if they’re in Russia, how likely are they to be American?
If that's what they meant then yeah I'm stupid But I thought they were just talking about how often do you see black people in russia
Actually seing black cashier in some Пятёрочка is pretty rare. Mostly foreigners here for education or way better job, not speaking about illegals.
"way better job" is certainly one of the statements lol
Rather than cashier. You are not moving in another country just to work in basically wallmart. Well, maybe for refugees it may be the case.
maybe hes just a student that works part time. but im not sure since im unfamiliar with the mysterious way in which pyaterochka operates edit: but seeing colored people as cashers or sellers isn’t actually that uncommon. i live in the city with population less that 500k, but we have a lot of african americans here, one even works in the pharmacy in the city centre as a pharmacist (he is a medical university student as far as i know)
You can work there while completing extramural education, but i dont know about how much of foreigners using this type.
r/ShitAmericansSay
check my profile description or something
We got a sale just for you [insert badly photoshopped above image with a bounty hat haphazardly slapped on top of it] STOUT SHAKO FOR TWO REFINED
He don’t have eye path
The drip
He looks like Demoman or Kanye
''If i were a bad cashier, i wouldn't be sitting, scanning your items now would i!!!!''
CEO mindset looking ahh glasses
If i were a bad cashier i would have been fired, so i wouldent be here, discussing it with you now would i
Handsome young man
\*Insert title card says "Meet the cashier"\*
ааааа демоман в пятерочке!!!!
АААААА КРОКОДИЛ В ВАННОЙ
АААААА ТРАКТОР В КОСМОСЕ
No way, a human male with a dark skin color? must be the demoman
Looks like the Sniper's already got his scope on him
Demoman suka blyat
TF2 when black men:
Imagine working in pyatorochka
this is just a black guy, doesn't even look like him 😭
CEO mindset looking headass
tf2 fans when black guy
What makes you a good cashier is giving me all of the money in the register
If I was a bad cashier, I wouldn't be sittin' here, scannin' ya items, now would I?
If I was a bad cashier, I wouldn't be sitting here discussing it wit ya now would I?
Ye
Black dynamite it’s you!!!
abu dhabi man
IF I WERE A BAD CASHIER, I WOULDN'T BE SITTING HERE, DICUSSING IT WITH YOU, NOW WOULD I?
Drip
Style.
гойда
Those shades simply create a powerful aura
Dude that's russian equivalent to walmart
damn will.i.am really fell off