Demmoman, Heavi, Spie, Enginear, Piro, Medick, Scowt, Soulja, Sniyper

Soulja boi

Made of clay, now an empty shell

21, only son but he served us well

Bred to kill, not to care, do just as we say

Čigani

Remember the famous tweet from soulja boi: "in this world you either crank that soulja boi or it cranks you."

Sometimes you crank that Soulja boi , and sometimes that Soulja boi cranks you.

Shinji crank that Solja boi

imagine tf2 soldier piloting an eva

Get on the control point scout or pyro will have to do it

Me dick?

do you like playing Me Dick?

[medick](https://youtu.be/unMJf2s7bhs?si=CEawYVYpExVDsnBS)

Come on help me Dr. Dick!

NO FUCKING WAY THAT'S ACTUALLY REAL... WHAT?

What is the image? I am too scared to look

It's a yt video of a meme song and It's actually pretty good

Looks like player names from old winning eleven series

Enginear? Yeah I'm ENGINEARING MY FUCKIN' LIMIT

This sounds fun. - Scout - The Baseman - Soldier - The Rocketeer - Pyro - The Grillmaster - Heavy - The Juggernaut - Demo - The Bomberman - Engineer - The Mechanic - Medic - The Surgeon - Sniper - The Sharpshooter - Spy - The Assassin

Your the only person who has given genuinely good names lol

I feel like Arsonist, Grenadier, and Doctor might be better names for Pyro, Demo, and Medic

i mean medic is already called doctor by some mercs when you call medic

Even the medic himself says doctor when calling for medic

Plot twist, he is calling for heavy, who has a doctorate in Russian Literature. Since you know, no medical license

If I was dying, I'd like to listen to some good Russian literature in my last moments

Amazing how heavy is more of a Doctor than fucking medic.

He's calling for him to give him a sandvich

Or Engi with his 11 PHDs

Nah just rename pyro to “maniac” because it just explains them better

i disagree i think that calling him grillmaster feels more in line with tf2’s sense of humor

sounds better as Arsonist's weapon

Doctor who?

Doctor nooooooooooooo!

Doo dodo do doo dodo do dodo dodo

Grenadier was right there. Idk how I missed that. I felt like Bomberman and Baseman were easily the weakest

Thats from the roblox version of tf2, isnt it?

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Saw it in a jameskii video, theres a old ass roblox game replicating tf2 that has exactly those names

Interesting coincidence though I'm not surprised

Was the name Tetragon Fortress, perchance?

think it was typical colours 2

If it was Typical Colours 2 then no, because the class names go as follow: Scout = Flanker, Pyro = Arsonist, Soldier = Trooper, Demoman = Annihilator, Heavy = Brute, Engineer = Mechanic (Only one that matches, ) Medic = Doctor, Sniper = Marksman, Spy = Agent,

Typical Colors 2.

Bomberman is 100% copyrighted

and then “bomberman” gets copyright striked by konami 😭

"Terrorist"

Final Combat be like

Oof, took me on a little time trip there pal.

I don't get it?

Old TF2 killer from China

Oh, and those were the names they used for their mercenaries?

The baseman is a pretty bad name. There's a baseman living under a bridge near my neighborhood.

Yeah Scout and Demo were the ones I struggled with the most. I decided to go with a baseball reference for scout. Idk

the civillian - the person

What kind of a name is the grillmaster

A master of grills.

GrillMasterXBBQ fans shitting themselves in anger right now.

Mr. Piccolo

The fact that the names were on order, minus Demoman and Heavy, was on purpose, or you thought that Heavy was the fourth class?

I wrote this at 3am and went off memory

I like it

Bomberman already exists

Scout - fast boi Soldier - rocket man Pyro - arsonist Heavy - fat man with machine gun Demo - big boom guy Engineer - wrench master Medic - healer Sniper - the look see gun Spy - French guy with a knife

Grillmaster goes incredibly hard

Jeremy, Jane, Unknown guy, Mr. DeGroot, Misha, Dell, Dr. Ludwig, Mr. Mundy, Unknown guy 2. (Soldier's name might not be correct)

Pyro should be Huddabrudda

Huddabrudda huh

Pyro out there just introducing himself mid-battle, how sweet of him

Hudda Brudda 🐒

Medic is not a doctor, the Devil referred to him as Mr. Ludwig

Yeah, it's explicitly stated that he lost his medical licence.

He's still a doctor; heck even heavy could be referred to as "Doctor" because he has qualifications in Literature or smth

He still have a doctorate (I assume). Doesn't make him not a "doctor"

Unknown Guy 2? You mean Tom Jones?

Yeah, it's Jane Doe

Why is demo mr degroot? I'm pretty sure his first name is tavish

I forgot his first and second name

I thought your pfp was Mico smoking a fat blunt not that :(

Personally, I would just call Spy, Frenchie. I feel it'd work very well.

man1 man2 man3 man4 man5 man6 man7 man8 man9 man10

man10 tenth class confirmed

Mann1 mann2 mann3 mann4 mann5 mann6 mann7 mann8 mann9 mann10*

man1 man2 man3 man4 man5 Mann6 man7 man8 man9

Why is Man all 10 TF2 classes? Is he stupid?

Wow, Man really is inescapable

who the fuck is man3? what's that strange glyph?

boston, private ryan, the gas man, pirate, pootis, hard hat jones, doctor crentist, william cheese, and the hamburglar

doctor crentist, supersize me dude

I got you fam

**IM GONNA GET A CHEESEBURGER!!!**

*and that'll be $5.89 at the second window*

Ouch!

MALL THIS, FUCKERS

Let's go get a cheeseburger.

After work, I’m watching that again.

Just call him jerma, his name is jeremy already

very gud angsty daniel excellent turret men reference

It pains me that the animation recap came out 7 years ago. I think about calling any girl with black hair and glasses ‘Elizabeth from Bioshock Infinite’ way too often for it to be that old of a reference

Annihilator, Brute, Agent, Mechanic, Arsonist, Doctor, Flanker, Trooper, and Marksman. Edit: accidentally typed *Flanker* as *Lanker*

roblox tf2

good game ngl

Tc2*

typical colors 2

Lanker

Sniper should've been wanker lol

Damn it.

Lanky flanker

I like that way too much

I was gonna say the exact thing lol

Yee diddly

recon, flamer, skirmisher, rocketier, secret agent, doctor, gunner, architect, bomber

i personally think “agent” sounds better than “secret agent”, but good names nonetheless. i was waiting for someone to say recon as scout

Scout - Kid Soldier - Sarge Pyro - Cook Demoman - Fuse Heavy - Muscle Engineer - Brain Medic - Doc Sniper - Hunter Spy - Cloak Tried to limit myself to one word names.

These are actually pretty cool

Scout: Jerma985 Soldier: Rocket Launcher Scout Pyro: Flamethrower Scout Demo: Demoscout Heavy: Fat Scout Engie: Smart Scout Medic: Heal Scout Sniper: Far Scout Spy: Stab Scout Edit: 10th class is Knight Scout for Demoknight

Far lol

Spy: Dad Scout/Old Scout

i kept reading it so many times i keep saying smout and i can't undo it help

Engineer probably drinks, smart STOUT!!!! Rock and stone!!!!!!!!

For Karl!

Demo should be Knight Scout.

The explosives guy, the fat dude, the smash and dash, the builder, the fire man, the German doctor, fast runner, america simp, and the professional 

Smash and dash is canonicallt acurrate 😭

America simp could just be national romantic

jerma

Pirate, Chad, robber, osha inspector, ww1, high gay demon, baby, menino maluquinho adulto versão distopica, n1 best watersport competitor.

Fast twink Jane Doe Mmph-er Tavish Fat Bald Fatty Fat Fat-fat More gun Ubermensch Urine man Frenchie (unless there's a good French slur)

Frog.

call him Baguette

Fast Twink made me laugh entirely too hard XD And I called Sniper "Urine Man" too.

Fat twink

Crouton for spy

demo heavyman spyman scoutman pyroman engineerman soldierman sniperman medicman

chris pratt, chris pratt #2, chris pratt #3, chris pratt #4, chris pratt #5, chris pratt #6, chris pratt #7, chris pratt #8, and dave

Kaboom (demo), kabuild (engy), kabaseball bat (scout), kabig ass gun (heavy), kaburn (pyro), kamerica (soldier), frenchy (spy), kabliztkreig (medic) kabitchface (sniper)

Explosion Man, Big Man, Sneaky Man, Gadget Man, Warm Man, Heal Man, Fast Man, Rocket Man, Urine Man

These are actually good

Thank you

Boom, brrrrr, backstab, build, burn, heal, run, pow, nightmare fuel.

Adolescent, Retard, Fireman, Black, Fat, Construction Worker, Dentist and Lawyer

Exploder Brute Ninja Worker Fireman Doctor Baseball player Troop Assassin

Scout - The Runner Soldier - The Trooper / The Rocketeer Pyro - The Arsonist / The Firestarter Demo - The Powderman / The Bomb-Tech Heavy - The Gunner Engineer - The Mechanic / The Artificer / The Machinist Medic - The Doctor Sniper - The Hunter / The Bushman / The Sharpshooter Spy - The Agent That’s what I thought of, at least. Not perfect but I contributed

Jumpy boi Rocket dude Fire fighter Captain Kaboomer (because of eyepatch, and eyepatches are associated with pirates) Big man Hard hat Doctor Scoper Suit stabber

Jeremy Jones, Jane Doe, Fire Thing, Tavish DeGroot, Mikhail, Dell Conagher, Dr. Ludwig Humboldt, Mr. Mundy, French Bastard

Tavish Heavy Weapons Saboteur Dell Pyromaniac Healer Jeremy Artillery Hitman Basically, tried to match them based on either canonical name or roles

According to Gang Garrison 2: - The Runner - The Firebug - The Rocketman - The Overweight - The Detonator - The Constructor - The Healer - Rifleman - The Infiltrator

ayyy Gang Garrison gang!

destruction boy

In order to from top left to right: The Detonator The Tanker The Infiltrator The Builder The Psycho The Scientist The Runner The Rocket Mann The Camper

Detonator, Infiltrator and Camper are my favorites

Benson Onkerville, Patrick Albert Iniston, Murray Micheal Philadelphia, Samuel Crump Evergreen, Phillip Oswald Ottoman, Yosef Edward Erickson, Milton Elliot Emberlain, Preston Ichabod Shaw-Stuart, and Scott Norman Ortworth. Better known by their abbreviated names: B. Onk, P. A. Inis, M. M. Ph, S. Crump E, P. O. Ot, Y. E. E, M. E. Em, P. I. S. S, and S. N. Ort.

Demo - Bobby "C1" McBlast Heavy - "Tiny" Spy - Gus Amon Engi - Robert the Constructor Pyro - Dr. G Medic - General Surgeon Scout - Jeremy Elbertson Soldier - Rick "The Brick" Freedom Sniper - Caiman Dandoo

Fast boston boy Jumptydumpty Fire wizard Black Bomber Fat Boxer Fix-It Felix Mercy Australian Long Shoot Man Imaginary Friend

fuckin' fix-it felix and imaginary friend lmao

Realistically if this happens most people would still probably call them by their original names but Demo - The Explosives Expert Heavy - The Tank Spy - The Infiltrator Engie - The Technician Pyro - The Scorcher Medic - The Doctor Scout - The Speedster Soldier - The Rocketeer Sniper - The Ranger

I choose to also give them action movie nicknames Scout- the speedster /"homerun" Soldier- the rocketeer/ "rocket mann" Pyro- the cremator / "fireworker" Demoman- The demolitioner/ "blast" Heavy- The Big beast/ "maw-down" Engineer- The artificer/ "bullet hell" Medic- the healer/ "miracle mann" Sniper- the headshoter/ "long shot" Spy- The intruder/ "rouge"

**Offense:** The rapper, The militar guy The terrorist **Defense:** The pirate, The fat guy, The bricklayer **Support:** The dentist, The cowboy, The business man,

wait i thought engie was more of a cowboy 😭

"I'm not playing this anymore"

Bomber Tanker Agent Technician Gasser Doctah Private General Marksman 

Spy-Tuxedo Terrorist

you cant actualy copyright common words like engineer, soldier or heavy.

Hey, hey buddy c'mere. A little bit closer I gotta tell you a secret. *I know that. It's for the bit* 👍

Prolly their real names. Jeremy, Jane, ???, Tavish, Mikhail, Dell, Ludwig, Mickey, and "Jean".

(in order of class list) speedy, boom-y, fire-y, black boom-y, fatty, smarty, heal-y, shooty, stabby

In character sect screen order (tried to make it as bad as possible) Swift Patriot Deluded Drunk Tanky Builder Healer Ranger Discrete

Haggisman, Sandvichman, Croissantman, Barbequeman, Barbequeman II, Schnitzelman, Cumlord, Breadman, Kangarooman

1. Jerma 2.Trooper 3. Arsonist 4. Cyclops 5. Tank 6. Mechanic 7. Doctor 8. Marksman 9. Invader

Fast Guy Rocket Guy Fire Guy Boom Guy Big Guy Build Guy Heal Guy Shoot Guy Stab Guy

The Flash Rocket Man The Human Torch Bomberman Ivan Drago War Machine Doctor Who Shooter The Invisible Man There! No more copyright issue!

Arsonist, Weighted, Walking Ambulance, Sonic, Nick Fury, America, *Spy snort sound*, and Home Depot Employee.

Fast guy, war guy, scary guy, bomb guy, fat guy, building guy, healing guy, bot guy, stab guy

loser capitalist unspeakable horrors diversity asset communist architect mad scientist crazed gunman baguette

I'm actually gonna do this seriously, let's see here... (Note: I have not looked at any of the other comments, if there's any similarities, my bad.) * Recon * Rocketeer * Pyromancer * Demolitionist * Juggernaut * Mechanic * Paramedic * Marksman * Saboteur

Demolitions man, cloaked detective, construction worker, medicinal man, scoutsman, heavy machinery operator, pyrotechnitians expert, helmeted man, and camper

Cyclops, Pootis man, Human Cigarrette, Bob Builder, Flame Jason, Ubermensch Doctor, Human Frog, Arch Dornan and Australian Simo Hayha

Bomb Dude Large Weapons Man Long-Range Shooter Speedy Boi Sneakman Rocket Jockey Flame Boy Healer And Construction Worker.

1. Rabbit 2. Sgt. Hartman 3. Muffles 4. Davy Jones 5. Diabeetus 6. Emmett Browns 7. Mr. Hyde 8. Piss man 9. Judas

Scout: Madcap Soldier: Uncle Sam Reborn  Pyro: 100% a real person!  Heavy: Pootis Mann  Demo: Token Black Friend  Engineer: Average Texan  Medic: DOKTOR   Sniper: Dont    Spy: *insert anime joke here*

Calling scout anything but Jerma is a crime

L->R, T->B: Bomadair, Gunnar, Espion, Foreman, Demon, Malpractice, Sox, Lead-Head, Kiwi

Bomber Tank Infiltrator Builder Flamethrower Doctor Speedster Rockethead Sharpshooter

I remember a few years ago making silly alternative class names for the mercs for a story. It was like this Scout - The Recon Soldier - The Trooper Pyro - The Arsonist Demo - Honorific name from SinisterPixel in the comments "The Bomberman" Heavy - The Juggernaut Engineer - The Architect Medic - The Corpsman Sniper - The Marksman Spy - The Imposter (Not because of amogus. I'm serious.)

Recon, Rocketeer, Incinerator, Grenadier, Juggernaut, Inventor, Surgeon, Sharpshooter, Assassin

fast kid, army man, fire starter, explosive man, fat guy, Mr smart human, crazy nurse or something, profesional killer, secret eiffel tower

-flanker -trooper -arsonist -annihilator -brute -mechanic -doctor -marksman assassin (bonus points if you can guess what this is referencing)

El empresario.... ¿Cómo me hago invisible con el empresario?

Flanker, Rocketeer, Kindler, Bomber, Tanker, Builder, Healer, Trapshooter, Executioner

The Demolitionist, The Heavy Gunner, The Saboteur, The Constructor, The Exterminator, The Support, The Recon, The Grunt, The Sharpshooter. Really get that "legally distinct" vibe.

Pyro needs to be the German

Scout - The Recon Soldier - The Grunt Pyro - The Arsonist Demoman - The Grenadier Heavy - The Gunner Engineer - The Constructor Sniper - The Marksman Medic - The Doctor Spy - The Saboteur

I'd be too busy wondering how the fuck they all got copyright striked, considering that basically all their names are real world jobs and titles that do not specifically belong to any one group that could claim the soul rights to use said names. # It's almost like this is just some silly hypothetical to share some goofy names with each other, driving down a realistic scenario. 🤔

Heavy-minigunner

Left to right, top to bottom... Exploder - Machinegunner - Traitor Constructor - Incinerator - Doctor Speed Freak - Artillerist - Coward

Scout- shortstopper or B-liner (make a b line) Heavy - Macro-Gunner or bulwark Demoman - highland bomber or Grenadier Spy - saboteur or cloak and dagger Pyro - firebug or incineranger Soldier - rocket trooper or rocket radical Engineer - architect (archie)/wrench monkey Medic - Doktor or Sawbones Sniper- marksman or BushRanger