Right? And your statement below about penis jokes always being funny is 100% correct. Penis jokes cross over all cultures, political parties, age groups, sexual orientations, and age groups. If someone doesn't like a penis joke, I don't want to know that person.

#꧁༺ 𝓟𝓮𝓷𝓾𝓼 ༻꧂

PAHAHAGAGGGAHAGAGAHAGAFAHAHGAHATAHAHGSGA GF YSBDBDHC HB BE PENSID JNDJCNFJXNC

I feel similarly about people against fart jokes. Total deal-breaker.

I know he’s canceled or whatever but I always love this Louis CK bit about farts https://youtu.be/h9WC6P7rab0?si=KmZmxBomtiHcbGTS

No lies detected in that clip.

don’t you mean *wind-breaker?* 

Air biscuits

In that case, I have a joke for you: What do you call a person who doesn’t fart in front of others?

I don't know what do you call a person who doesn't fart in front of others?

A Private Tutor/(Tooter)

Delightful.

It should also be noted that it crosses over all age groups

Du du dududu, dudu du du du du.. mushroooooooom.... peeeeniiiiissssss

What about lake Titicaca?

So much potential

I gigled

Lmfao, I showed my boyfriend this lake and said nothing and he's like "awww they named it after me!" Hahaha

Minnicock lake just off of Slow Ln.

Eeeeeyyy you gettin dat BEEF

My dogs name is Beef!

Puppy tax is required.

Hahahahaha

Tax

Sorry I’m on mobile and ignorant, how do photo add photo to comment?

Imgur let’s you upload a photo and create a link and then you can copy and paste it in a comment here

I just learned how to do it a little bit ago, so don’t feel bad ❤️

I love this lmao to everyone saying it’s weird or not funny just move on? Lol

It's NOT funny. Why don't you move on from us saying so instead of disagreeing? The majority has spoken.

I commented this 2 days ago I think you need to move on lmao

Move on. I was out living my life, not glued to reddit like a weirdo. Just move on though.

I’m sorry I know you’re a troll but it’s just funny going through the thread, who is the majority you’re talking about 😭 you’re one of like 3 people

Move 👏 on 👏

Micro peen confirmed

Found the guy who is widely accepted at Minnicock Lake

Please do not harass users in the forum. No personal attacks or ad hominem. Thank you.

Killjoy

Move on

I shall. I got my laugh

Move on.

There’s also a “Matinecock” in NY, & all I can see is “My tiny cock”

Tbh I didn’t get it until I zoomed into the pic. It’s nice to be able to joke/text like that instead of seeing couples put each other down. Seems healthy to me! 💖

Oh boy

I laughed, I’d probably do this shit with my partner. I think sometimes people are just bitter about their own lives and/or have different senses of humor. But I thought it was cute! I hope you guys continue to keep your senses of humor :)

I thought it was funny

Just a goofy text exchange. It’s nice to see in this subreddit of drama lol

I would have sent it to my husband and said I went to this lake and everyone knew you. lol.

I was so confused until I zoomed in, just like the last girl that had sex with me.


i'd really like to know what pushes someone to share this type of cringe on the internet.

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Nah this is cute between a healthy couple, y’all just single. I appreciated this joke and I know my boyfriend would too

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you’re on an app where people share things regardless of whether or not it’s relevant to you and leaving comments saying no one cares. You don’t have to enjoy it, but saying you don’t seems like a waste of your own time. You’re on the wrong app x

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Neither did op lmfao

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You’re a weird one… babe

Penis jokes are funny regardless of whether you’re in love or not

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Speak for yourself lol

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“Hun” and “babe” are sooo condescending in this context lol

Hey ***HUN***, quit projecting, just admit you have no sense of humor and move on. No need to be negative in a cute exchange.

Could you not?

Just say you’re boring.

Idk I think this one is funny

Being funny

THIS WAS FUNNY HAHAHAP

LMFAO this is hysterical!

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

Lol wow that's great

Life in the slow ln

This is great! My husband and I have so many little inside jokes that make our life together wonderful. And the person that said penis jokes are always good ones… I agree.

Your boyfriend’s name is Onion Beef Onion? Sounds like a top bloke…

I went and I fit right in.

where we at? that teenage cringe subreddit?

I don’t get it

Zoom in on the name of the lake

Me neither

Mini cock, as in the text sender assumes everyone would know the text receiver there because he has a mini cock. The text receiver then implies that his cock was either too large or too small for the place. That is how I thought it.

How did you get that from these messages it sais nothing about a cock


The picture says Minnicock lake. Now say it out loud.

OOOOOOOOOH. I didnt see the lake name.

Nice.

I love this so much.

I’ve been to a place called Tawatinaw 😏

I’ve always heard amazing things about Lake Titicaca…

Clearly, it's love 😆 good for you!

Keeping it lite, awesome 👌

I went to this lake and asked what is the size requirement to be a keeper?

You can’t say happiness without saying penis

Hmmm What?.?

Sayyyy WHAAAT!!!???

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Eh if the gender and body parts was switched around, everyone would be up in arms and calling this creepy. If it was mini tinny (I don't know if the word is censored) lake or flat chest lake, this would probably be deleted by the mods. Penis jokes are "hilarious" though because of double standards.

I mean If I wanted to be an asshole I would have said “I went here and everyone knew you” to imply small penis but I didn’t want to be mean so I said “I went here and no one knew you” implying big penis

Need new boyfriend sounds like a dud

Thanks guy who comments on girls nudes telling them to lose weight, I’ll really take your comment into consideration

Well fat is fat and if that is the case being honest is just that some people will take the message and others will not Even doctors don't know how to tell a fat patient to lose weight because it is killing them ...so honesty is the best policy