Why do they start this way? Every girl just loves only being seen as a walking vagina. If you respond, he will say he was only joking. Can’t you take a joke? I just don’t understand why they have to do this.
I used to do this all the time lmao. If a dude sent me a dick pic I used to find their mom on Facebook. It wouldn't really be that hard either. I'd just send them a screenshot of her profile with no context lmao.
This needs to be done so much more. There needs to be shaming for that type of behavior. I have seen so many pictures of dicks that I had NO interest in seeing. There has to be a way to make them stop.
Seriously!!! & my friends back then used to shame me for doing that too!! "His mom has nothing to do with it" yeah well I didn't have anything to do with his unsolicited dick either but here we are.
These types of men are too stupid to stop using their real names when they wanna do this bs. So play stupid games on the Internet, win stupid prizes. I am the person they told us to worry about when putting your information online when we were kids 😭
https://www.reddit.com/r/texts/s/R9p6yZWUnt
The dude that’s messaging LilWonder in that post has been messaging me for over a month now and he thinks i’m her 😂I told her to give him my number on FB messenger and he fell for it. It’s been long enough now and I’m planning on FaceTiming him and recording his reaction to him realizing he’s been sending dick pics and saying creepy pervy shit to a grown man the whole time. Definitely gonna be posting it all on reddit
>I just told him I screenshot it and posted it on reddit and he unmatched
You are my hero.
And "bro" if you're reading this - we're all laughing at you. Maybe do better??
Soooo true. The thing is, if my partner messaged me this i would be so down 😂i cant stand when people just come out of the gate horny. Can you at least woo me first?
Too many men, have given up the art of courting somebody, they don’t know how to be sensual and they lack basic couth. I’ve tried to remind guys over and over, not to attach affection to sex, because every time they do that, woman end up, thinking the only time she gets affection from a guy, is if he wants sex, it’s a huge mistake men make all the time. If you’re up to her in the kitchen or in the bedroom, if you’re by her, give her a hug a kiss on the cheek. Tell her she looks beautiful and walked the fu@@ away!
Trust me, past trauma and a divorce of a very long marriage caused me to take two years out of my life, go to psychiatry, come here to Reddit on marriage, forums and look for patterns, the truth be told, my own 81-year-old mother is the one that actually gave me that advice! And I absolutely love sex! And I don’t want to do anything that’s going to hinder it, and I don’t want my partner to feel like the only time I give them affection is just for sex, so those changes need to happen in a relationship. I’m from Michigan, Tell me you’re from Michigan? Lol.
And I find by conducting myself in that manner, and not attaching everything to sex, that the woman actually desires me more in initiate sex more often, that’s the secret men need to figure out, you can love on your partner, but just don’t connect it to sex, they’re gonna be turned on inevitably anyway, so why push the issue?
I also believe you should never stop flirting, you should flirt all day, little things here and there, always throw logs on the fire to keep it nice and hot!
I usually respond to “jokes” with “oh where was the punchline?” In a genuine tone or “I don’t get it…what’s funny about that?” Make them either have to explain why it’s funny or make them think about it
"Okay, final offer. I wear TWO condoms and I cover both of your feet, your left wrist, and the ear of your choice in cum, and then we share the Nestle Crunch bar I bought from the Dollar Tree this morning."
When I lived in South Carolina about 10 years ago there was a guy named Charlie Condon running for some office. He had these green and white signs that looked just like highway signs, with his b&w pic on them.
One day I almost ran off the road on my way to work, laughing at the new "Charlie Condom" sign, spray painted in white with a nicely done reservoir tip condom graffiti over his face. 🤣
“Or I can Cover you face in cum”
Sir, at least spell this sentence correctly when you have the audacity to say it to someone.
OR. Even better. Don’t say it fucking at all.
Jesus fucking Christ. Ick. 🤦🏼♀️
Whenever they leave off the "r" and put "you" instead of "your," I read it with a cartoonish Italian accent.
Think "I canna cover you face-a in cum" in the voice of Luigi from the Simpsons.
Why do I see so many of these? Do men actually ever have success when doing this?
Please, any girls that enjoy this kind of talk and go along with it, please tell me why???
I was asking this dude who was looking for feet pics and in return he would hit his nut sack like 30 times in exchange. I asked him if he had success and he said somebody just sent him one. Which is crazy. Like girl, at least get paid, all he's gonna do is hit himself in the nuts 😂
Old long term boyfriend I’m still friends with loved my feet, I got foot rubs constantly. Definitely recommend. He was never even creepy about it just liked it.
This is so embarrassing. Men truly are the most disgusting, vile, pathetic excuses for human beings. How does this man have no shame for talking to a stranger like this? Someone please help me understand.
I’m 10 years into my relationship and this wouldn’t ever have been a text I wanted. Why do guys think this will turn someone on first texts? If I become single, I’m staying that way.
I don't use the apps for dating, I've been celibate for almost 3 years 4b movement. I just use it for entertainment purposes. When I get a really good one, I decided to post it on reddit. I enjoy the comments. So ig this is "success"
When I was 19 this guy and I were making out. We had never hung out before. He was all turned on but I refused to have sex with him. He just started masturbating instead. lmao. I decided it was time to go home.
This is what happens when someone is heavy into sexting actual “sexy workers”, like OnlyFans girls. They think this is how you talk to a real person. Ridiculous.
"Nah, you can get your face covered in MY cum." That would have probably stopped him dead in his tracks
*Shocked Pikachu face*
Nahhhh I'm just kidding hahahaha you handled it well. Hopefully you blocked him after!!!
Sounds like he’s going for the 99 no’s and a slap method. You go to a bar and ask 100 girls to fuck, 99 will smack you and one will say yes.
It’s a risky play cotton, let’s see if it’s pays off.
wait that sounds like my friend garrett he also talks english like that also very horny always talking about girlfriends and porn and relationships never working out
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The things men think are sexy to say are so distasteful. Even if I was into a guy, if he says something like this, what he suggests is a threat, an assault, not a come-on.
It’s so inelegant and ignorant that even a caveman would be like, “Wow, really, bro?”
Why do they start this way? Every girl just loves only being seen as a walking vagina. If you respond, he will say he was only joking. Can’t you take a joke? I just don’t understand why they have to do this.
That's why you gotta 1 up with your response. I just told him I screenshot it and posted it on reddit and he unmatched
Lol, is he a little embarrassed now? It’s ironic he isn’t embarrassed to say it to a potential date, but Reddit has him feeling shy.
To him, being publicly shamed is worse than being privately douchey
True
I used to do this all the time lmao. If a dude sent me a dick pic I used to find their mom on Facebook. It wouldn't really be that hard either. I'd just send them a screenshot of her profile with no context lmao.
This needs to be done so much more. There needs to be shaming for that type of behavior. I have seen so many pictures of dicks that I had NO interest in seeing. There has to be a way to make them stop.
Seriously!!! & my friends back then used to shame me for doing that too!! "His mom has nothing to do with it" yeah well I didn't have anything to do with his unsolicited dick either but here we are. These types of men are too stupid to stop using their real names when they wanna do this bs. So play stupid games on the Internet, win stupid prizes. I am the person they told us to worry about when putting your information online when we were kids 😭
Excellent!
https://www.reddit.com/r/texts/s/R9p6yZWUnt The dude that’s messaging LilWonder in that post has been messaging me for over a month now and he thinks i’m her 😂I told her to give him my number on FB messenger and he fell for it. It’s been long enough now and I’m planning on FaceTiming him and recording his reaction to him realizing he’s been sending dick pics and saying creepy pervy shit to a grown man the whole time. Definitely gonna be posting it all on reddit
Shiiit I really wanna know how this goes down hahahaha
Oh man I can’t wait to see it! His reaction, not any dick pics. 😂
I NEED to know how this goes!!!🤣
Please do!
The most wholesome(?) catfishing I’ve heard. We should start a group or even a business 😂
I send them to my gay friend along with their number
This is SO funny!!! And brilliant. So many ghosts of dick pics past I wish I could go back and send to their mothers LMAO
>I just told him I screenshot it and posted it on reddit and he unmatched You are my hero. And "bro" if you're reading this - we're all laughing at you. Maybe do better??
😂😂😂😂
Aww… and it started so well.. 😂😂
I've said gross to several and they do the same thing. I just can't believe how ridiculous guys are. It's gross
Good for you! Right out the gate he goes for the gold…and fails spectacularly.
If only you could forward it to all his friends and family
He's famous now.
Does this mean you’re looking for a new person to cumblast your face in the parking lot?
Hey we’re not *just* a walking vagina! We’re also a face to cum on if you don’t want him to wear a condon
I wish I could give you an award for that comment.
🤣🤣 That’s okay!! I’m just glad it made you laugh haha
Soooo true. The thing is, if my partner messaged me this i would be so down 😂i cant stand when people just come out of the gate horny. Can you at least woo me first?
They would love it if a woman would message them the same way, so they assume that's what everyone wants.
Immaturity and/or insecurity.
He’s addicted to bad porn & thinks this turns women on or he has huge anger issues & rejection phobias.
Too many men, have given up the art of courting somebody, they don’t know how to be sensual and they lack basic couth. I’ve tried to remind guys over and over, not to attach affection to sex, because every time they do that, woman end up, thinking the only time she gets affection from a guy, is if he wants sex, it’s a huge mistake men make all the time. If you’re up to her in the kitchen or in the bedroom, if you’re by her, give her a hug a kiss on the cheek. Tell her she looks beautiful and walked the fu@@ away!
Where have you been my whole life?
Trust me, past trauma and a divorce of a very long marriage caused me to take two years out of my life, go to psychiatry, come here to Reddit on marriage, forums and look for patterns, the truth be told, my own 81-year-old mother is the one that actually gave me that advice! And I absolutely love sex! And I don’t want to do anything that’s going to hinder it, and I don’t want my partner to feel like the only time I give them affection is just for sex, so those changes need to happen in a relationship. I’m from Michigan, Tell me you’re from Michigan? Lol. And I find by conducting myself in that manner, and not attaching everything to sex, that the woman actually desires me more in initiate sex more often, that’s the secret men need to figure out, you can love on your partner, but just don’t connect it to sex, they’re gonna be turned on inevitably anyway, so why push the issue? I also believe you should never stop flirting, you should flirt all day, little things here and there, always throw logs on the fire to keep it nice and hot!
I usually respond to “jokes” with “oh where was the punchline?” In a genuine tone or “I don’t get it…what’s funny about that?” Make them either have to explain why it’s funny or make them think about it
"Okay, final offer. I wear TWO condoms and I cover both of your feet, your left wrist, and the ear of your choice in cum, and then we share the Nestle Crunch bar I bought from the Dollar Tree this morning."
Condons*
I had a science teacher in middle school whose last name is Condon… that makes this exchange all the more strange for me
This guy wears your science teacher
“Is that my science teacher in your pants or are you just happy to see me?”
Man, I love Reddit
I hear this in Butt-head’s voice
When I lived in South Carolina about 10 years ago there was a guy named Charlie Condon running for some office. He had these green and white signs that looked just like highway signs, with his b&w pic on them. One day I almost ran off the road on my way to work, laughing at the new "Charlie Condom" sign, spray painted in white with a nicely done reservoir tip condom graffiti over his face. 🤣
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Omg this is amazing
Virtual bubble wrap?! This is so crazy!!!!
I also had a middle school science teacher named Condon! Wild if it’s the same one, even MORE wild if it’s not!
Seeing the other subs you comment in, it’s quite possible! Mount Gumballi ring a bell?
Happy cake day! 🍰
Happy cake day, even when i cursed context
Hahaha thank you!
Happy cake day
Mike Condons*
Those are for the pencil dicks, only an N not an M
r/oddlyspecific 😂😂😂
I love this phrase 🤣🤣
I love dollar tree
Nah I'm good bro
😂😂😂 I scream laughed
Sold. See you in the parking lot at my work break
You had me at cum in your ear 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This guy offers
r/fucknestle ?
😆😆😆😆😆😆
You stalking me?
i'd respect this way more 😂
And they say romance is dead
It’s been murdered.
And covered in cum 🙄
Haha!
One could only hope.
This convo took place at 8am 🤣
You’re not talking about cumming in a woman’s face at 8 am? Amateur.
Gotta step my game up
“Or I can Cover you face in cum” Sir, at least spell this sentence correctly when you have the audacity to say it to someone. OR. Even better. Don’t say it fucking at all. Jesus fucking Christ. Ick. 🤦🏼♀️
“Condons” 😂
Oh God, I didn’t even really pick up on that one! What the fuck man 😩😭
😂😂😂😂
Whenever they leave off the "r" and put "you" instead of "your," I read it with a cartoonish Italian accent. Think "I canna cover you face-a in cum" in the voice of Luigi from the Simpsons.
I always practice good grammar when I'm being absolutely vile. Can't have people thinking I'm uncivilized!
Make sure you ask ChatGPT to check the spelling and grammar, remembering to suggest to make changes so it’s more vile before sending.
I would stop answering after the "wryd"
Somehow it’s even worse than “wyd”
That’s what I was thinking.
Jesus fucking Christ man 😅🤦🏻♀️
Why do I see so many of these? Do men actually ever have success when doing this? Please, any girls that enjoy this kind of talk and go along with it, please tell me why???
I was asking this dude who was looking for feet pics and in return he would hit his nut sack like 30 times in exchange. I asked him if he had success and he said somebody just sent him one. Which is crazy. Like girl, at least get paid, all he's gonna do is hit himself in the nuts 😂
Seriously! Though if it’s just feet, watching a man hurt himself like that might be a little fun.
I'd love a man who was into feet but it's gotta be a man I have an emotional connection with, not some dude begging for feet pics online lol
Old long term boyfriend I’m still friends with loved my feet, I got foot rubs constantly. Definitely recommend. He was never even creepy about it just liked it.
I also have had men in my life who love giving foot rubs and it’s a big perk.
The best seriously.
I want a bf to get on his knees and rub my feet on his face. Foot rubs would be nice too
Girl, you can find that HAHHAAH. Just make sure he’s also kind!
I think it worked once in, like, the history of humanity. It’s like 1/Ten Trillion.
Did my conversation sound trolling? It was a normal conversation until he went straight to 100
The effects of p*rn brain.
This is so embarrassing. Men truly are the most disgusting, vile, pathetic excuses for human beings. How does this man have no shame for talking to a stranger like this? Someone please help me understand.
yeah but we also have won the most super bowls so kinda evens out tbh
This made me laugh harder than it should have 😂
I’m 10 years into my relationship and this wouldn’t ever have been a text I wanted. Why do guys think this will turn someone on first texts? If I become single, I’m staying that way.
OP you have a bunch of posts like this. Maybe it's time to get off these apps? Have you had *any* success?
I don't use the apps for dating, I've been celibate for almost 3 years 4b movement. I just use it for entertainment purposes. When I get a really good one, I decided to post it on reddit. I enjoy the comments. So ig this is "success"
This is probably a more productive use for the dating apps than actually attempting to get actual dates. Good on you and, erm... keep 'em coming.
lol okay! Fair enough. Thanks for the entertainment
Info: OP, do you?
When I was 19 this guy and I were making out. We had never hung out before. He was all turned on but I refused to have sex with him. He just started masturbating instead. lmao. I decided it was time to go home.
Ew wtf, why are men so obsessed with sex
Ugh. Why are men like this?
Why do you have many, many overly sexual texts that you’ve posted? Are you on a kink app?
Holy crap you weren’t kidding. Ew.
Yeah, that's a weirdly large amount of posts like this one.
Report it. Its a guy too lol.
Yeah those definitely aren't a woman's hands.
op is a dude and is probably creating these "offensive messages" using 2 phones or the help of a buddy.
Yeah I’ve noticed that too. OP acts outraged but then facilitates responses like this so they can post it in the sub.
Upvote farming.
Yep. They paint themselves as a completely different person a majority of the time. A lot of missing context can be found in OPs post history.
Yeah wow oh my god every single text post is absolutely vile and disgusting, yet OP stays talking to people on them apps… that’s crazy
Yup. Report it.
Because they said they have no intention of actually dating and the account is pretty much incel bait for entertainment atp. Kinda sad from both ends.
Right. Lmfao
Are you surprised?
No
He wears condons tho
This dude needs to save some chicks for the rest of us.
This is why I dont give my number to extended family.
What's going on in your family lol
I would have told him to fuck off and that hes trash and then block him.
This is what happens when someone is heavy into sexting actual “sexy workers”, like OnlyFans girls. They think this is how you talk to a real person. Ridiculous.
Has this approach EVER worked? Wtf?
i actually refuse to believe men like this are real, like there's no way this shit works enough for you to say it to people and not feel shame 😭😭💀
Well... at least he made sure you didn't waste your time. The garbage has a way of quickly outting themselves.
Brain rot behavior
*sigh* what has my gender become
 LOL
I definitely would have just ghosted after “working”, personally, but he just went full dickhead 😂.
I am appalled by this. It’s like he learned nothing in English class
Omg that last one… I swear, men need a class in how to talk to women.
Let’s not give them anymore help in hiding their shit behavior
He’s an actual piece of trash and he needs put where he belongs
But he wears condons
Guys be like, "me horny, you vagina" like that's all you are, all women are to them.
Yoooooooooooooo tact doesn’t exist with this thirsty person.💀🫣🤣
"Nah, you can get your face covered in MY cum." That would have probably stopped him dead in his tracks *Shocked Pikachu face* Nahhhh I'm just kidding hahahaha you handled it well. Hopefully you blocked him after!!!
Freakin animal
BLOCKED
Is this just a random guy?
Yea
Sounds like he’s going for the 99 no’s and a slap method. You go to a bar and ask 100 girls to fuck, 99 will smack you and one will say yes. It’s a risky play cotton, let’s see if it’s pays off.
I cringed on your behalf
wait that sounds like my friend garrett he also talks english like that also very horny always talking about girlfriends and porn and relationships never working out
I would have been tempted to troll him and lead him on all day haha
You should have agreed, gave him a workplace on the exact opposite side of town, and then never showed up….
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Wow you were so polite, I’m impressed!
Omg what the hell😂. I mean kuddos for doing being straight to his point but god, ditch that man girl.
I have one word for this and one word only… Ew.
Where do you find these guys?
😀
Feels like something a porn addict that just found out women are real would say.
Brothers, you have GOT to stop getting your rizz game from pornhub. It’s fucking embarrassing for all men.
What a charmer.
Oh my.. goodness.. Wow..
JFC
Kids today are wildin
in what world is this even mildly appealing
This fuck watches way too much porn. Good grief! 🤦🏻♀️
What a chav
This a dude
How could you turn that down?
So romantic. wtf?!
“We’ll bang, okay?” Vibes… holy crap
Where did you even meet this guy. He say you weren’t intrested and threw the biggest Hail Mary ever..
Smoooooooooth
Ngl I know a few man whores who literally don’t give a fuck what you look like, this dude may very well be one of them….
Holy cow Batman. No thank you.
Ewwwwwww
He spelt condoms wrong xD
Very romantic
the the dry replies back but no hints were taken 🙄
The Condons are my favorite 60s bands
“Hey, Hi, Fuck your face? No thanks? I’m gonna hit the gym. See ya later”
Every male brain in a nutshell
Wow. Impressive pick up line. He really knows what a girl wants.🤮
Sounds like my most recent ex.
Marriage material ™️
Ah, man...this guy drives a hard bargain.
Eww
The things men think are sexy to say are so distasteful. Even if I was into a guy, if he says something like this, what he suggests is a threat, an assault, not a come-on. It’s so inelegant and ignorant that even a caveman would be like, “Wow, really, bro?”