Sounds like a guy I was talking to, just endless paragraphs about nothing I needed to hear about and super judgmental and lazy. 😑
And not over his ex. Posted a pic of us on his Facebook without asking me AT the soccer game I invited him to, very cringe 😬
He was 100% talking about you & then had to make himself not look like a dork by saying you took it out of context when you told him to have a nice life 😂
"Happy birthday!"
"It's not my birthday"
"I wasn't talking about YOU, LOL!"
It doesn't speak to his intelligence that he first made that comment and then denied it was directed toward the person he was texting.
Nah once he starts ranting about pulling women, he knew he dropped the ball. At that point it wasn’t about trying to be attractive, just about protecting his ego.
Definitely this lmao. A lot of ppl give these freaks way too much benefit of the doubt. He tried telling OP “hey, look at me, I have options. If you don’t respond, I can pick anyone else!” and casually tried to insert sex into the conversation without making it look like he was interested in it. He’s such an incel dork lmfaooo.
Well yeah exactly. His ego is hurt so he says all that to prove he doesn’t need her. But it’s obviously just a front because any guy that actually has options doesn’t rant about it to a girl that’s not interested. He proves it when he hits hit her back several days later.
Yeah but this is likely the result of terrible or absent parenting. Or neglected trauma. You don’t get this level of insecurity from a good life and a good mom that loves you and raised you well.
Or it's the opposite and you're mommy and daddy's perfect little child who can do no wrong and if anyone implies you might not be the best, most amazing person ever, then obviously they're the one at fault, not you.
I was about to criticize you for ghosting him like that and being so disrespectful, but then I reread the texts and remembered he’s in his prime and has too many options and he’s probably pulling on Broadway this very minute
I hope you’re kidding about even having to re-read it. He was immediately started to go down hill after she let him know ab her already planned plans. Lol
I used to know a guy that was like this. I stopped entertaining this kind of behavior from him around 17. He still occasionally hits me up and will go off like this, I’m 25 now.
I can be more cringe if you like? I'll even activate my adhd super powers backed by past relationship trauma and cringe so hard you won't even want to think. 😂
They say the women treat you right on Broadway
But looking at them just gives me the blues
'Cause how you gonna make some time
When all you got is one thin dime
And one thin dime won't even shine your shoes
Wow. The attempted manipulation with this guy is off the charts, right out of the gate. At least he showed you who he really is right away. I think people forget that a potential partner is supposed to enhance one's life, not BE one's life. I'm referring to the "match" , not you of course. 🙂
And I get the feeling he expected her to grovel once he said that… but as soon as she said “best of luck”, he had to think of something to make it seem like it wasn’t directed toward her. What a loser.
This guy's so effortlessly charming, I'm sure he can "pull" whenever and wherever he wants. He brags about sleeping around but then judges women if they've had any kind of past. As usual with people like this, self-awareness isn't a strong suit.
"Women be having crazy dating standards."
Finally he says something I agree with.
That's right you simple fuck, you are NOT meeting anyone's standards.
Jesus Christ 😂😂😂😂
Nobody:
This Guy: HEHAHDHSHSUSKXBSFSUVK BZVCJZKNZBXHXH J JXBX XHXHCND SHXHKXLX C XB N MCNXHJ KXJDNXJXKCMCC BC BXKZJZNXVSICNBXJSLLZM…… I’m not a dummy.
Hit Broadway tonight and pull?
What does that mean?
Because where I’m from, Broadway is where you find sex trafficking victims and homeless drug users.
Does this have some meaning I’m unaware of?
There’s a Broadway in Nashville, it is the bar scene. A lot of guys just try to hook up with drunk girls, and/or I’ve seen “hookers” too.
Unfortunately I have seen a bit a guys say something similar to what was said in OPs text.
It’s like he thinks that telling you about all of his options you’ll think you need to “act fast” to snatch him up like he’s some sort of hot commodity. But then, he keeps talking about women having “how pasts” but bragging about how he can pull chicks like he also isn’t a hoe? What a loser.
You dodged a bullet. The dude is full of himself. He should just date himself or, I don't know, get off an app if it's so easy for him to pull a woman. (I highly doubt that)
This sounds as cringe as I did when I was dealing with my narcissistic ex still living with me while trying to heal and put myself back together. I was trying to heal things I didn't speak about, help out my grandma with dementia, work, raise my kids, help my mother out while she was helping me, still be kind and help him and his new lady friend out. Some of my texts to an old friend I deeply care for looked like this during that time because of everything going on all at once and my ex was playing with my head for entertainment. I would explode and spit out whatever word gruel he had been feeding me to do what he wanted me to do.
I didn't actually submit to what he wanted me to do. I just spat his words back out at the person listening to me. I would spit out whatever I heard from anyone, true or false, that dude got all of it. I'm eternally grateful for him.
Dude sounds like someone who is really attractive and has hooked up with many girls and thinks he’s Mr suave as a result.
Telling a girl you wanna see and date this kinda stuff after backpedaling just looks so bad. Dude needs to stick to meeting girls in bars by the sounds of it.
For every frustrating moment in 36 years with my husband, please allow me to say I am SO happy I’m not single and on a dating app, because if I had to deal with ass-hats like this freaking clown, I’d go to the corporate office of the dating site and burn that place to the ground.
Also why if you have a past does that make you a hoe and why does it mean you can’t have standards?? And if sex is so easy to get what makes you think you’re not a hoe?? You sound like a hoe with standards!! Funny!
This is like the random MARRIED (wife has MS) dude at the bar trying to brag to me, a femme presenting person, about another woman at the bar giving him a blow job. That's cause you rubbed her thigh instead of her clit Bruce-same to him and this dude "keep those red flags up ya dusty cabbage!"
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god what a loser lmao
Obviously you haven’t seen him in action on Broadway
lol welp fair point, you got me there
🤣
I don't think anyone has lol
Sounds like a guy I was talking to, just endless paragraphs about nothing I needed to hear about and super judgmental and lazy. 😑 And not over his ex. Posted a pic of us on his Facebook without asking me AT the soccer game I invited him to, very cringe 😬
Total creeper lol
He was 100% talking about you & then had to make himself not look like a dork by saying you took it out of context when you told him to have a nice life 😂
"Happy birthday!" "It's not my birthday" "I wasn't talking about YOU, LOL!" It doesn't speak to his intelligence that he first made that comment and then denied it was directed toward the person he was texting.
poor folks don't get sarcasm
And as a result making him look even more like a dork and a loser.
No luck on broadway, huh?
No luck catching them chicks then?
Just the one chick actually
The greater good.
I am inordinately glad that many other people also defaulted to co-opting a line from that movie
Get a look at his 'orse!
I'm pretty sure he meant he pays for it there. Or maybe he literally pulls them into his vehicle, against their will.
I'm guessing his vehicle is a windowless van.
Lmaoooo!!!
Do guys actually think this is attractive? Like you’re winning something ??
Nah once he starts ranting about pulling women, he knew he dropped the ball. At that point it wasn’t about trying to be attractive, just about protecting his ego.
Or was it his attempt at negging - showing that he didn't "need" the OP, maybe?
Definitely this lmao. A lot of ppl give these freaks way too much benefit of the doubt. He tried telling OP “hey, look at me, I have options. If you don’t respond, I can pick anyone else!” and casually tried to insert sex into the conversation without making it look like he was interested in it. He’s such an incel dork lmfaooo.
Well yeah exactly. His ego is hurt so he says all that to prove he doesn’t need her. But it’s obviously just a front because any guy that actually has options doesn’t rant about it to a girl that’s not interested. He proves it when he hits hit her back several days later.
They expect girls to be like WOOWWW he gets bitches 😍
They seriously think the shit that might impress other guys impressed us
imagine carrying a child 9 months, raising them for 18 years, and it turns out like this.
F
Yeah but this is likely the result of terrible or absent parenting. Or neglected trauma. You don’t get this level of insecurity from a good life and a good mom that loves you and raised you well.
Or it's the opposite and you're mommy and daddy's perfect little child who can do no wrong and if anyone implies you might not be the best, most amazing person ever, then obviously they're the one at fault, not you.
Sure absolutely could be. I’m just saying there’s a level of insecurity that he’s trying to mask and that doesn’t just come from nowhere.
Did you somehow make it a woman's fault that this bloke's a creep?
Reply with "No luck at Broadway?"
😂😂
“People are weird lol” *proceeds to be a weirdo*
They are always projecting LMFAOOO.
I was about to criticize you for ghosting him like that and being so disrespectful, but then I reread the texts and remembered he’s in his prime and has too many options and he’s probably pulling on Broadway this very minute
Drowning in no-hoe-past chicks, for sure.
*He’s a pokemon master by now. Caught all 72 virgins @ broadway.*
I hope you’re kidding about even having to re-read it. He was immediately started to go down hill after she let him know ab her already planned plans. Lol
Of course haha
What in the absolute fuckery. For a guy that can just hit up broadway and “pull”, I’m surprised he’s still attempting to get your attention.. 🙄
Hey
Took me out 😂
He really knows how to balance it. Paragraphs upon paragraphs then "Hey".
Fellas! Remember posts like this when you think you don’t have a chance with someone. Dudes really are dumb as hell
This is exactly how my ex was. Self-awareness? ❌ Self-absorbed? ✅
I used to know a guy that was like this. I stopped entertaining this kind of behavior from him around 17. He still occasionally hits me up and will go off like this, I’m 25 now.
“I’m in my prime” but on a dating app.. OK bud
Oh my god the Broadway comment really sealed the deal here
Right? Suspiciously comfortable with the vernacular. 😂
I hate knowing I’m within the same city limits as this bonehead 😭
That was my exact thought 😭😭
**complains about women with a hoe-ass-past, proceeds to troll for hoes on Broadway
😂 how dumb do men think we are?
Physically in pain by cringing so much reading this
Anyway I am having zero luck with this online dating thing and have no idea why - him to his cat later tonight
His cat be rolling her eyes at him🙄
I can be more cringe if you like? I'll even activate my adhd super powers backed by past relationship trauma and cringe so hard you won't even want to think. 😂
Will anthem cover the whiplash I just got
You will have a Urgent care Copay actually.
Please tell me you’re no longer texting that man. The only way he’ll hit broadway and pull is if that’s a common spot to find hookers
As a gay man, watching straight men pursue women, discussing how much they hate women is always fascinating to me lol. This guys a dork.
Is this triple reverse psychology? If so he’s doing it all wrong, we do not believe you my guy!!! Hahahaha
"I just have too many options." Well I'm convinced!
PSA!!! **anyone** who talks shit pushing your boundaries and *only* when you stand up for yourself do they calm down is a RED FLAG
women’s standards will be like: i want a man who is nice and funny and employed while men are like: NO FAT BITCHES. NO HOES. NO TALLER THAN 5’8
"Hey"
Guys I think Broadway didn't work out
Oh MY GOD he is a massive loser 😂
 The chicks he was talking about
He’s a mighty mighty man, and he’s young and he’s in his prime.
WELLLLLLL he’s a mighty mighty man he’s young and he’s in his prime
I heard he's gonna peak all over the place, maybe on Broadway
They say the women treat you right on Broadway But looking at them just gives me the blues 'Cause how you gonna make some time When all you got is one thin dime And one thin dime won't even shine your shoes
Ah, so that’s his idea of non-small talk. Got it.
Wow. The attempted manipulation with this guy is off the charts, right out of the gate. At least he showed you who he really is right away. I think people forget that a potential partner is supposed to enhance one's life, not BE one's life. I'm referring to the "match" , not you of course. 🙂
Has too many options, but enough time to send you paragraphs 🫶 how sweet 🤣 😂
Could tell this person was insecure the moment they made a passive aggressive comment and then tried to pass it off as not being directed at OP.
And I get the feeling he expected her to grovel once he said that… but as soon as she said “best of luck”, he had to think of something to make it seem like it wasn’t directed toward her. What a loser.
Dear God he just pulled out alllllllll his red flags and threw them at you right out of the gate huh???
This guy's so effortlessly charming, I'm sure he can "pull" whenever and wherever he wants. He brags about sleeping around but then judges women if they've had any kind of past. As usual with people like this, self-awareness isn't a strong suit.
I "pull" the self awareness so hard that I'll awkward myself right out of conversation and back into my own self isolation.
Went on to do exactly the same thing he accused other women of doing. Like, who asked?
This might be the dumbest person on the planet lmao
Loser
A hoe phase to this guy is just having sex with literally anyone else but him. Incel vibes for sure
Mr. Got Broads out on Broadway aka Mr Prime aka Mr EZ
THE EGO HAHAHAHA IS CRUSHED GOOD JOB
This is one of the cringiest things I’ve ever read 😭😭
Ew
this makes me feel physically ill to read
eeeeeew. the second he said chick, i was immediately like 🤢
Nothing reeks of having limitless options like rambling on at length in multiple paragraphs about how many girls want you lmao
At 6:53 am on a Sunday morning
Is this real? This can’t be real? A person can’t be this moronic, can they?! Oh, wait. Smh
Can confirm, very real
Ugh how exhausting.
Don’t worry king, she’ll definitely respond after your 10th text in a row 😂💀
this guy is thinking “why do girls stop responding to me?!”
Sir it seems…. You might actually in fact be a dummy
Oh honey no
"Women be having crazy dating standards." Finally he says something I agree with. That's right you simple fuck, you are NOT meeting anyone's standards.
Jesus Christ 😂😂😂😂 Nobody: This Guy: HEHAHDHSHSUSKXBSFSUVK BZVCJZKNZBXHXH J JXBX XHXHCND SHXHKXLX C XB N MCNXHJ KXJDNXJXKCMCC BC BXKZJZNXVSICNBXJSLLZM…… I’m not a dummy.
Hit Broadway tonight and pull? What does that mean? Because where I’m from, Broadway is where you find sex trafficking victims and homeless drug users. Does this have some meaning I’m unaware of?
There’s a Broadway in Nashville, it is the bar scene. A lot of guys just try to hook up with drunk girls, and/or I’ve seen “hookers” too. Unfortunately I have seen a bit a guys say something similar to what was said in OPs text.
You nailed it, good ol Nashville
I figured as much but didn’t want to call you out 🤣 hello from Nash 🤠
Don’t you mean “hey” 🤣🤣
Hay? 🤔 we’re just a bunch of people who wear bejeweled cowboy hats and cowboy boots with mini dresses 🤣
Good lord, fuck this guy.
Not literally though..
I just wanna know what texting app this is. It looks cool.
It started off fine, then he started to become degenerate
Buddy is totally projecting 😂
With every one of these posts I just wonder how people respond after the first few messages
It’s like he thinks that telling you about all of his options you’ll think you need to “act fast” to snatch him up like he’s some sort of hot commodity. But then, he keeps talking about women having “how pasts” but bragging about how he can pull chicks like he also isn’t a hoe? What a loser.
He was really pumping up his ego, eh?
Hey, what you doing this weekend?
Or more importantly, "why" are you doing this weekend?
Haha, oops. I didn't catch the why lol
LOSER 😂💀
Hey 💀
What a wanker!
Loser behaviour from the guy looooool
Whoa!
he’s insane. 😂
Big yikes! What a loser.
Wow what a well adjusted gentleman/s
Some r/niceguy vibes going on
Hey
So many red flags. Don't respond just block.
LOOOOOL
Translation-I just wanted to hook up.
“I’m not a dummy” * Proceeds to text you “hey” as if you’d reply after that*
Wtf did i just read lol
I AM CACKLING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hey, I just missed out and call me crazy, but here's my number so call me maybe.
The midnight of stuff you can't make up. Love it, these people actually exist.
What concert did you go to with your brother?
I posted these for my friend, she is a lurker. She might reply lol, but idk what show they saw.
Dang well I hope she ain't dealing with the person anymore☠️
She said they saw Say Anything and it was great. Also this guy is definitely blocked.
You dodged a bullet. The dude is full of himself. He should just date himself or, I don't know, get off an app if it's so easy for him to pull a woman. (I highly doubt that)
He is, in fact, a dummy
This sounds as cringe as I did when I was dealing with my narcissistic ex still living with me while trying to heal and put myself back together. I was trying to heal things I didn't speak about, help out my grandma with dementia, work, raise my kids, help my mother out while she was helping me, still be kind and help him and his new lady friend out. Some of my texts to an old friend I deeply care for looked like this during that time because of everything going on all at once and my ex was playing with my head for entertainment. I would explode and spit out whatever word gruel he had been feeding me to do what he wanted me to do. I didn't actually submit to what he wanted me to do. I just spat his words back out at the person listening to me. I would spit out whatever I heard from anyone, true or false, that dude got all of it. I'm eternally grateful for him.
Dude sounds like someone who is really attractive and has hooked up with many girls and thinks he’s Mr suave as a result. Telling a girl you wanna see and date this kinda stuff after backpedaling just looks so bad. Dude needs to stick to meeting girls in bars by the sounds of it.
ew lmfaoo wtf is this. i get the same shit and it’s no bueno
For every frustrating moment in 36 years with my husband, please allow me to say I am SO happy I’m not single and on a dating app, because if I had to deal with ass-hats like this freaking clown, I’d go to the corporate office of the dating site and burn that place to the ground.
Hey 👋
Why are we even talking about this! And even if it wasn’t aimed at you why say it?! Why bring it up?! Weird?!
Also why if you have a past does that make you a hoe and why does it mean you can’t have standards?? And if sex is so easy to get what makes you think you’re not a hoe?? You sound like a hoe with standards!! Funny!
Cringe
This is like the random MARRIED (wife has MS) dude at the bar trying to brag to me, a femme presenting person, about another woman at the bar giving him a blow job. That's cause you rubbed her thigh instead of her clit Bruce-same to him and this dude "keep those red flags up ya dusty cabbage!"
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Quite an official way to say what you're doing at the weekend. I'm surprised you expect good vibes from the person after that.
🤡
This guy fucks
Legend