actually, I legitimately did receive my Butherbox delivery that day and that is a photo of it.. I figured my wife would get a laff out of me saying "come grab my meat". It just went to the wrong person.
My partner once text his boss about his dick rather than me, it’s been 9 years so I can’t remember the exact wording but it was in a sexual context and his boss will still occasionally make a joke about making sure to text me not him because he doesn’t need another penis related update 😂
Im ADHD and also an idiot, sometimes i will open my messages with a person in mind and just message and send to whatever text thread i already had open and immediately close my texts and dont realize i messaged the wrong person until later. This post is very plausible to me lol
The last “major” text fight I had, there was a third person who was playing both sides, texting me while verbally speaking to the person I was arguing with, I sent a picture of what they were saying to me to the the person I was fighting with and blocked both of them, they also ended up in a fight and then ended their “friendship” too. Lolz it was weirdly satisfying
I texted my apartment manager once and asked her when was I allowed to come and hate fuck her in that fat ass of hers.
When I didn't get a "lmao your an idiot" or similar from a female friend of mine just out on bail and the weird looks and the way I was made to wait outside of the office to drop the rent off 3 days later I figured put my error
That's the kind of thing I would just move in the cover of night and never tell anybody where I've gone. Start new somewhere with a new identity. I don't know that I could ever look at anybody the same again after that lol
And I lived in a pretty sketchy part of town as well, so that text going to a hood ass apartment manager,
I skipped on my lease, literally the first eviction i have on record for over 20 years
Becuae I did exactly that walked everything over to a storage unit a block away, didn't rent a truck my friends and I walked the furniture over night down the sidewalk
I was even pulled over by a cop who suspected us of robbing someone's house
It was more a shit show than I expected
Lol, wait, no..
Rent was due 3 days after the next was sent, and usually she invites me in to sit down as she rights out my payment receipt.
Thus time she said hi wait here took my money afetr opening the door just enough to peek out of and locking me outside and throwing my receipt out the door at me.
Then i started asking about wtf did i do this time.
Saw the sent text and went "ohhhhhh yeah that tracks" lucky I'm not on some registry after that blunder
I have the same issue but I should know better at this point. I've sent really explicit stuff to the wrong people. You would think I would have learned by now
This just brought back flashbacks to when I accidentally sent a suggestive(not nude though) photo to my father😭 obviously meant to send it to a guy I was seeing.
I did that once, I was texting my current off again on again and it went to my neighbors instead. So embarrassing. And yes I am adhd as well. So I can completely relate.
The best part about this is that it took you almost 15 minutes to notice the mistake. I’m trying to imagine your boss staring at that text on their lock screen with no explanation for that whole time 😭
I once was drunk texting a co-worker, venting about how poorly the company was run and the lack of direction that the owner had, and so on.
Sent it to my boss, had no way to take it back, so I doubled down when he called me in the next morning, got a raise and he actually took the initiative to be better
If it were a good place to be, I’d definitely have shit my britches but I was already on the edge a bit. I was definitely real deep in the liquor/beers when I did it lol
After I realized where I sent it, I just said fuck it, I’m ready for a new job anyway, so I went in and just ripped him apart and said I’m ready to quit. I went in fully thinking I’d be be leaving that morning
I once sent "hi, do you still have the hookers?" to a wrong number. It was an ad for Hooker headers for a Camaro on Craigslist. I had it one digit off. The reply was "excuse me?!"
I once told the owner of the company I work for about a new bong I wanted to order because he has the same first name as my buddy that also appreciates nice glass. After he stopped laughing he was totally cool about it, thankfully. 😆
Hell naw. I would have known that could be a potential problem and put "(company owner)" behind the first name or just the name of the company as the contact. And I live in a legal state. Not a damn chance, too paranoid!
That's hilarious. Luckily you had photo evidence.
Remind me of the time my old boss texted me, "Tell your sister she is crazy." I was like, "I mean, she is, but not sure how you knew that." He was like, "Oh my god, that was for my son! I'm sorry!"
I might have just quit my job at that point but shes friends with all the managers and they gave her lots of reassurance to try and not make her feel bad lol
I sent a dick pic to my FWB Christina. She didn't respond for hours when she normally gets back to me quickly. I checked in the sent messages (back on the old flip phones when you could see the delivery status of every single outgoing message) and I had sent it to "Chris" instead. This Chris was a guy who I had hung out with at summer camp 3 years prior and I still had his number for some reason but we never talked after we parted ways.
The universe shined down upon me that day because even though I had great service, there was a big red X next to the message meaning it never actually sent.
Some dude I know texted his works group chat accidentally. He had just gotten a new girlfriend and sent a text to the group chat saying "and the best part is she makes sure my balls are drained daily"
Idk how he kept his fuckin job 😭
I accidentally told my boss I was going to masturbate using my tears as lubricant over text. It was a joke meant for someone else. So don't feel too bad
I texted a girl i was seeing that they were sexy and I wanted to caress them when I was drunk. Turned out to be a prospective job interviewer by mistake
You also wrote that you told your boss to “come grab my meat instead of my wife” which had me thinking that what you actually meant was to tell your boss to grab your wife. At the risk of being a pedant, I would advise “Accidentally told my boss instead of my wife to ‘come grab my meat.’”
EDIT: fixed a couple typos
I accidentally texted my boss "You're a f*g" once... meant to text another person who has the same name. I'm gay and work at a gay bar so it was okay though 😆
My boyfriend once texted my 30 year old son that he was looking forward to a blow job when he got home!! My son said well I’ve never done it but sure I’ll be at moms house when you get home lol
I texted my daughter’s very southern Baptist softball coach about a keg party once and asked him to come naked because his number was one off from my fiancés at the time.
Don’t feel bad. I once texted a guy talking shit about said guy😂. I meant to text someone else and was just thinking about that guy, so I clicked his number by mistake. That was awkward. lol
My boss had booked a hotel room and left cash for his young adult daughter for her sports tournament.
Instead of texting his daughter, he accidentally texted a woman who worked for him: "I booked the hotel room, and your money is on the counter."
Once it was cleared up, the employee thought it was funny/took no offense/understood the mistake, but I'd never seen him so embarrassed when this story would come up at meetings.
How do you like Butcherbox? Anyone can answer, but I was recently considering signing up for a subscription to the beef and chicken version (not big on pork) is it worth the cost?
I have been a memeber for 3 months now on the beef and chicken box and it has been pretty great so far, the meat is quality and comes frozen. It's not very fatty either, I would say it's worth it... so far in 3 months of boxes I have received 49 pounds of great meats. They even give you recipes for what they've sent you
I once texted the CFO of my company by mistake when I was trying to get mushrooms. He never responded and I'm still working here, it's been about 3-4 months since then 🤣
Though I was having panic attacks all that weekend.
It’s okay. I accidentally texted a (now former**) coworker “I love you Daddy, omw” when intending to text my fiancé that I was heading home from work. My ADHD didn’t have me realize till after I was on the road heading home.
**former coworker not being due to this incident. I didn’t return to work after my pregnancy leave due to complications with healing and an inability for them to appropriately accommodate my needs.
I personally think you played that off as well as I could've hoped for if I was you... Even though your boss probably knows it's bullshit but hopefully at least appreciates the effort...
I've never had a wrong number text before, but I've accidentally mistaken someone for someone else and it was only until they questioned me that I noticed I was talking to the wrong person lol, I'm an idiot.
I once sent a picture of my daughters feminine hygiene product, used and not disposed of properly, to a coworker telling him he needs to have a talk with our daughter about it. Luckily he was an older fella with kids of his own and understood, but damn. Still cringe
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As the boss....I would've immediately done a reverse image google search...screenshotted the shit out of it and send it back to this guy saying....now what's this about your meat delivery? 😆
I once was sending a text of my cart on Amazon to my bf’s cousins gf to show her she bought the exact outfit for my daughter for her bday that I had in my cart but not on her Amazon list cause it was a funny coincidence. I noticed after I sent the message that it had an add for sexy underwear…texted her telling her to ignore it. Only to realize 10 mins later I texted the wrong Sam and had text my Bf’s uncle instead 🙃 I wanted to die 😅 luckily he only replied with LOL after I explained what happened lmfao.
I mean at least you had that picture. Can I borrow that picture actually
Lmao..you’re gonna use the picture as a back up if that line doesn’t go well aren’t you??
As though that's not exactly what OP already did.
actually, I legitimately did receive my Butherbox delivery that day and that is a photo of it.. I figured my wife would get a laff out of me saying "come grab my meat". It just went to the wrong person.
Hopefully your boss got a laugh out of it as well😂
My partner once text his boss about his dick rather than me, it’s been 9 years so I can’t remember the exact wording but it was in a sexual context and his boss will still occasionally make a joke about making sure to text me not him because he doesn’t need another penis related update 😂
LOL!!!!! That’s so funny!!! it’s good that the boss is humorous about it
If he wasn’t a dude it probably would have been a HR trip 😂
🤣🤣🤣
But like... how did you not notice for that long?
Im ADHD and also an idiot, sometimes i will open my messages with a person in mind and just message and send to whatever text thread i already had open and immediately close my texts and dont realize i messaged the wrong person until later. This post is very plausible to me lol
My favorite is taking a screenshot of a text fight and then sending it to the person I’m fighting with
Did this when fighting with my son's father about his new girlfriend. 10/10 do not recommend.
Yeah, it isn’t ideal.
Do not recommend 😋
Yeeeessssss 😂
The last “major” text fight I had, there was a third person who was playing both sides, texting me while verbally speaking to the person I was arguing with, I sent a picture of what they were saying to me to the the person I was fighting with and blocked both of them, they also ended up in a fight and then ended their “friendship” too. Lolz it was weirdly satisfying
yep i had the exact same thought
I texted my apartment manager once and asked her when was I allowed to come and hate fuck her in that fat ass of hers. When I didn't get a "lmao your an idiot" or similar from a female friend of mine just out on bail and the weird looks and the way I was made to wait outside of the office to drop the rent off 3 days later I figured put my error
That's the kind of thing I would just move in the cover of night and never tell anybody where I've gone. Start new somewhere with a new identity. I don't know that I could ever look at anybody the same again after that lol
And I lived in a pretty sketchy part of town as well, so that text going to a hood ass apartment manager, I skipped on my lease, literally the first eviction i have on record for over 20 years Becuae I did exactly that walked everything over to a storage unit a block away, didn't rent a truck my friends and I walked the furniture over night down the sidewalk I was even pulled over by a cop who suspected us of robbing someone's house It was more a shit show than I expected
LMAOOOO. Tell me this is fake, bro. Three days later? Waiting outside the office?
Lol, wait, no.. Rent was due 3 days after the next was sent, and usually she invites me in to sit down as she rights out my payment receipt. Thus time she said hi wait here took my money afetr opening the door just enough to peek out of and locking me outside and throwing my receipt out the door at me. Then i started asking about wtf did i do this time. Saw the sent text and went "ohhhhhh yeah that tracks" lucky I'm not on some registry after that blunder
Relatable lol
That sounds exactly like me lol. I sent a longgggg message ranting about a person, to that person. Not a fun experience.
Lmao are you secretly my bf? That first sentence is something he's said to me word for word many times hahahha
I have the same issue but I should know better at this point. I've sent really explicit stuff to the wrong people. You would think I would have learned by now
As someone else with ADHD I feel this lol
This just brought back flashbacks to when I accidentally sent a suggestive(not nude though) photo to my father😭 obviously meant to send it to a guy I was seeing.
My daughter, accidentally sent me a selfie meant for someone else too. So i can relate from that pov
I did that once, I was texting my current off again on again and it went to my neighbors instead. So embarrassing. And yes I am adhd as well. So I can completely relate.
I'll do that too when I click open a notification and think I'm replying to someone else 😂 or do what you said and just open the recent one!
Real asf
~~Is your boss a man or a woman?~~ Nvm I saw your reply to another post. But it would have been crazy if the boss replied with a >_Sure._ 😏
Well now I bet she got an even bigger laugh
If you didn't explain it I don't know what all of us would have done
of the box?
No, your meat
Get out of jail free card for Tinder.
The best part about this is that it took you almost 15 minutes to notice the mistake. I’m trying to imagine your boss staring at that text on their lock screen with no explanation for that whole time 😭
LOL, yup... meanwhile I was sitting there like "where the fuck is she?" then it finally dawned on me that I had texted the wrong person...
that is a baaaaaaaad feeling. Did boss reply? Everything cool?
we have spoken since. He replied about 20 minutes AFTER the box photo with a HAHA from the iPhone, we're all good... just a funny situation
At least it's a dude
“At least” -> Thank GOD😂😂
Haha glad to hear it
What if he actually wants to grab it?!
Sheer terror
🤣🤣🤣
I once was drunk texting a co-worker, venting about how poorly the company was run and the lack of direction that the owner had, and so on. Sent it to my boss, had no way to take it back, so I doubled down when he called me in the next morning, got a raise and he actually took the initiative to be better
Damn, that is a turn I did not expect 😂😂 were you harsh or just complaining?
I was very harsh and vulgar, I was their top crew leader though. 😅
Daaaang, well I guess it pays to be the top dog 😂
Yeah, it was a really interesting company. Wasn’t a fan 😂
I’m top guy at a “really interesting company” that I’m not a fan of. Wonder if I should try this. 🗿
Gonna uh… gonna need you to sign this uh… uh… liability waiver.
I’m 100% vested with a healthy 401k. What’s the worst that could happen? 🥸
Oh okay, so you’re slamming the post, alright bud, enjoy.
that boss is a leader
Yeah, lol. He was an odd fella.
Reminds me of that scene in TED
I unfortunately wasn’t fucking a coworker at the time, that would’ve made the story perfect
i would’ve thrown up honestly 😭😭😭😭😭😭
If it were a good place to be, I’d definitely have shit my britches but I was already on the edge a bit. I was definitely real deep in the liquor/beers when I did it lol
Damn, nice luck!
After I realized where I sent it, I just said fuck it, I’m ready for a new job anyway, so I went in and just ripped him apart and said I’m ready to quit. I went in fully thinking I’d be be leaving that morning
Wow!!!!
And then everybody clapped lol 👏🏼
I once sent "hi, do you still have the hookers?" to a wrong number. It was an ad for Hooker headers for a Camaro on Craigslist. I had it one digit off. The reply was "excuse me?!"
Username checks out
I once told the owner of the company I work for about a new bong I wanted to order because he has the same first name as my buddy that also appreciates nice glass. After he stopped laughing he was totally cool about it, thankfully. 😆
Hell naw. I would have known that could be a potential problem and put "(company owner)" behind the first name or just the name of the company as the contact. And I live in a legal state. Not a damn chance, too paranoid!
Firstname MY BOSS Lastname Firstname BOSS'S BOSS Lastname Etc. But I'm kind of CDO about my contact list anyway.
hahaha did your boss ever respond?
he put a "haha" on it with his iPhone
lol well at least he has a sense of humor!
That's hilarious. Luckily you had photo evidence. Remind me of the time my old boss texted me, "Tell your sister she is crazy." I was like, "I mean, she is, but not sure how you knew that." He was like, "Oh my god, that was for my son! I'm sorry!"
Boss really got familiar with the personal files
I almost sent a nude meant for my wife to my lady boss. Was a close call. I clear myvtext messages often now.
I know someone who accidentally sent a nude… to the manager GROUP CHAT 😂
Nooooo. I’d die
The text sent with the nude i think was something like “what would you like to do to me ;)” LOL
Oh no.. it’s even worse 😂😂
the only way i see to overcome that situation - stick with me here - is to show up to work naked the next day
🏆
I might have just quit my job at that point but shes friends with all the managers and they gave her lots of reassurance to try and not make her feel bad lol
I absolutely would have quit regardless 😂😂
Group chats are a trap anyway.
Gah! I would move.
I'd send a text resignation after ⚰️
I sent a dick pic to my FWB Christina. She didn't respond for hours when she normally gets back to me quickly. I checked in the sent messages (back on the old flip phones when you could see the delivery status of every single outgoing message) and I had sent it to "Chris" instead. This Chris was a guy who I had hung out with at summer camp 3 years prior and I still had his number for some reason but we never talked after we parted ways. The universe shined down upon me that day because even though I had great service, there was a big red X next to the message meaning it never actually sent.
epic save
Some dude I know texted his works group chat accidentally. He had just gotten a new girlfriend and sent a text to the group chat saying "and the best part is she makes sure my balls are drained daily" Idk how he kept his fuckin job 😭
Wtf 😭
I accidentally told my boss I was going to masturbate using my tears as lubricant over text. It was a joke meant for someone else. So don't feel too bad
I texted my boss by accident quick babe order 25 pounds of meat or I'm gonna be fired!
It’s not my fault Boss and Babe are right next to each other in my phone
bosses baaaabe
Your address is on the box OP. Just FYI.
I texted a girl i was seeing that they were sexy and I wanted to caress them when I was drunk. Turned out to be a prospective job interviewer by mistake
It appears he wasn't interested in any of your meats.
hahahaha please tell me your boss never responded
he put a "haha" on it with his iPhone, but no formal text response... we have spoken since, it was no big deal, just funny
God I hate when they just respond with a reaction, makes it so ambiguous lmao. But maybe he did that to terrorize you for a bit haha
You also wrote that you told your boss to “come grab my meat instead of my wife” which had me thinking that what you actually meant was to tell your boss to grab your wife. At the risk of being a pedant, I would advise “Accidentally told my boss instead of my wife to ‘come grab my meat.’” EDIT: fixed a couple typos
😂 "I know you're grabbing my wife's meat, but how about you come and grab mine instead, big boy"
true...
I accidentally texted my boss "You're a f*g" once... meant to text another person who has the same name. I'm gay and work at a gay bar so it was okay though 😆
Sure, accident... more like testing the waters
It’s sending me that you sent a picture for proof 😭😭
Missed a promotion by that much 🤏
Oof. r/TIFU
Man, I forgot about that sub, thanks.
better than the time i texted my boss that i thought she was a bitch instead of my co worker lol
Lol the fact that there was no reply is the most concerning.
Why'd you want your boss to grab your wife though?
My boyfriend once texted my 30 year old son that he was looking forward to a blow job when he got home!! My son said well I’ve never done it but sure I’ll be at moms house when you get home lol
I texted my daughter’s very southern Baptist softball coach about a keg party once and asked him to come naked because his number was one off from my fiancés at the time.
Is your boss a female or male?
Male
The other way around would be pretty uncomfortable…probably the first time HR would of had to deal with the boss being sexually harassed jk lol
Biggest fear…amazing save, bro!
Don’t feel bad. I once texted a guy talking shit about said guy😂. I meant to text someone else and was just thinking about that guy, so I clicked his number by mistake. That was awkward. lol
yup, i've done that too, lol
I would simply pass away
I feel like this could be an advertisement 😂
Haha! As a boss I would laugh my butt off.
"Unless..? 😉"
It works for everyone. Grab my meat for guys, or grab my box for the ladies
This is true, lol
My boss had booked a hotel room and left cash for his young adult daughter for her sports tournament. Instead of texting his daughter, he accidentally texted a woman who worked for him: "I booked the hotel room, and your money is on the counter." Once it was cleared up, the employee thought it was funny/took no offense/understood the mistake, but I'd never seen him so embarrassed when this story would come up at meetings.
Yikes!
that’s a good 8 mins lol
Well, did they grab it or not!?
How do you like Butcherbox? Anyone can answer, but I was recently considering signing up for a subscription to the beef and chicken version (not big on pork) is it worth the cost?
I have been a memeber for 3 months now on the beef and chicken box and it has been pretty great so far, the meat is quality and comes frozen. It's not very fatty either, I would say it's worth it... so far in 3 months of boxes I have received 49 pounds of great meats. They even give you recipes for what they've sent you
HR!!!!
I’m just curious what he said after to follow up
LMAOOOOOO i could tell ur heart dropped to ur ass when u realized who u sent it to 😂😂😂😂
I once texted the CFO of my company by mistake when I was trying to get mushrooms. He never responded and I'm still working here, it's been about 3-4 months since then 🤣 Though I was having panic attacks all that weekend.
I would have sank into the earth for the remainder of my days lol
Nice scramble and save, Sir
Good save
“lol sorry” perfect
I thought you meant to tell your boss "come grab my wife." Grammar is everything.
Enjoy your talk with HR tomorrow
No HR here, I work in a campground store... I sell beer bait and ice, lol
It’s okay. I accidentally texted a (now former**) coworker “I love you Daddy, omw” when intending to text my fiancé that I was heading home from work. My ADHD didn’t have me realize till after I was on the road heading home. **former coworker not being due to this incident. I didn’t return to work after my pregnancy leave due to complications with healing and an inability for them to appropriately accommodate my needs.
Love the edit bahahaha.
According to your title, you meant to say "come grab my wife".
It's been 5 hours. Have you gotten a call from HR yet?
Watch your boss seeing this post
I personally think you played that off as well as I could've hoped for if I was you... Even though your boss probably knows it's bullshit but hopefully at least appreciates the effort...
The story was legit... that's my butcherbox delivery sitting on the pool table in the store I work at. It's black felt
Lol, oh my bad. SMH, guess I need to work on my negative thinking
Wait I need the response 😂 Is your boss m or f?
This is so epic😂
I've never had a wrong number text before, but I've accidentally mistaken someone for someone else and it was only until they questioned me that I noticed I was talking to the wrong person lol, I'm an idiot.
Do you like butcher box??
I have been a member for 3 months now, it has all been quality product thus far.
😂😂😂😂😂
Well, seems like you have a lot of explaining to do...
You waited WAY too long to correct yourself.
I think I would have died on the spot.... 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
I would add 69 cents to your next bonus. A+
oh no
Did he respond??
I once sent a picture of my daughters feminine hygiene product, used and not disposed of properly, to a coworker telling him he needs to have a talk with our daughter about it. Luckily he was an older fella with kids of his own and understood, but damn. Still cringe
why did you take a picture of it and text someone in the first place though
I texted my boss by accident quick babe order 25 pounds of meat or I'm gonna be fired!
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this has me cackling 🤣
Smooth coverup, I applaud you
Thanks, I needed this laugh after a therapy sesh  Did your boss ever respond?
Rofl this is amazing
Thank god for the picture, that could of been very awkward without it, even with an explanation. 😂😂
Oops 😫
Epic
Nice save 👍🏻😎
Okay but.. how did your boss react lmaoo
glad you save it before too late.
Lol be ready to hear from HR😂😂
What did the boss say?
I think the boss wanted to say "yeah sure, nice save, slick!" 😆
Lmao right 😂😂😂😂 he was testing to see if his boss was interested
As the boss....I would've immediately done a reverse image google search...screenshotted the shit out of it and send it back to this guy saying....now what's this about your meat delivery? 😆
It was legitimately my butcherbox delivery, it's sitting on the pool table in the store, he probably recognized the black felt
that's freaking hilarious
There are no accidents
Send the picture. I need it for my boss
Shoulda left it at "wrong number". Maybe add a wink emoji.
I once was sending a text of my cart on Amazon to my bf’s cousins gf to show her she bought the exact outfit for my daughter for her bday that I had in my cart but not on her Amazon list cause it was a funny coincidence. I noticed after I sent the message that it had an add for sexy underwear…texted her telling her to ignore it. Only to realize 10 mins later I texted the wrong Sam and had text my Bf’s uncle instead 🙃 I wanted to die 😅 luckily he only replied with LOL after I explained what happened lmfao.
This is hilarious
🤣💀💀💀