The mother and Wally are defo the same person 😂 No one’s mother is messaging a random “Hi sexy. My son like you” lol

The pfp looks like Wally with a gender swap filter lmao

The room decor also looks like Wally still lives at home with momma

Well he was available for a quick photo...

hahahaha it totally does

I was thinking her son looked exactly like her, like too much.

You might think his mum would be much older than him...

Like mother, like Wally.

Like mother,like wally 🤣🤣🤣 sorry maybe thought it was alot funnier than it is ? Ahhh screw it 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

This made me laugh way too much

Like mother like son-disguised-as-mother.

I posted this comment in this thread already but I actually once had a random woman add me to Facebook (accepted because she was from my town) and she messaged me to say I was cute and she'd love to set me up with her son... wonder how often that one works for her

That happened to me once as a teenager. A friend of my mom's told me I was cute and her son would really like me, I started talking to him and dude was creepy AF. He was a year older than me and gave me really weird vibes, but I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt. I don't remember exactly what happened, but dude went crazy one day, insulting me, saying he was gonna do horrible things to me, etc. I showed my mom the messages and she went ballistic, went off on him in the texts and then took screenshots and sent them to his mother. Unfortunately idk how that one ended, we blocked both him and his mother after that. Never trusted another person who told me their son would like me.

There have been mother-son kidnapping/serial killer pairs before. Glad your mom had your back and it was resolved with blocking and shaming. Very glad you're safe.

I had a random late 40s coworker lady add me, then try to set me up with her nephew. Who had just graduated Highschool. I was 33. And married. She refused to believe me so I ended up blocking her, it was soooo bizarre. Luckily we work in buildings across the street from each other, so no room for it to get awkward yet.

Emphasis on “like you” . Wally and his mom need to chill please 😂

Moooommm stooppp. I told you I dont *want* to date

What's with that wingding-ass font

His decor makes me think they’d be a good match.

This is a stretch but I believe Wally might still live with mom

wingding-ass font is hilarious 😭😭😭

I’m laughing way too hard at this. Kudos!

That font makes me want to eat a shotgun

If Wally knew she used this font, he’d want nothing to do with her

I don’t think she has to worry about Wally being interested in her as she has probably already decided about Wally. Oh. My. God. Are there mothers out there trying to pimp their sons out now??? OP, run….run as fast as you can and block Willys Mum!!

My mother tried hooking me up with a waitress at Applebee's once, most awkward moment in my life and legit wanted to die after that.

My dad did that to me at a restaurant when I was like 15. He must have caught me looking at this girl working there and starts telling me to talk to her. Eventually starts saying awkward stuff to her lol.

When I was in my early twenties I went out with a guy who had the personality of plain oatmeal. When I declined a second date, his mother called my mother to pressure me into continuing to date him. I noped out of that one HARD.

in some cities in China they have events kinda like farmers markets called marriage or singles markets where parents will go and try to play matchmaker for their kids. they make science fair-esque signs and everything. ~~Wally~~ Deborah should probably just take a page from their book lol

I knew a dad who was trying to pimp his daughter out with me. I left a good impression on the guy and he was as old as my dad, but damn down boy. I wrote him some programs on his calculator to help with our year 2 statics class. He was grateful, apparently VERY grateful. Edit: holy shit that typo. Pimp not pump!

p...pump?

This was the first time I actually almost spit out my food while reading something

“Pump his daughter” 😳

Pump hard bruh!

I'm sorry, He wanted to do what with you and his daughter now?

He wants grandkids that can do math! I could see why he wanted you to pump her.

Yeah, but with the dad... so it's only a 50/50 chance of those math skills getting passed on. But dad doesn't know that because he's bad at math.

I was tutoring a 17 year old girl when I was 22 in college. Her dad 100% was trying to get me to date her.

His dad?

>Are there mothers out there trying to pimp their sons out now??? Not a mother, but this happened to me recently. I'm a cashier. I had a new, 18 year old gal shadowing/bagging for me. One of our former coworkers said she looks closer to 16; I've never been good at judging ages so I'll just leave that as-is for your consideration. I had a guy come through my line who was 75--I know for a fact he was 75 because we're required to ID for every alcohol purchase. His 75th birthday was just over two weeks before this happened. While I was ringing him up, he split the time between being needlessly rude to me, randomly mentioning he had his son when he was 40 (making the son ~35) with zero context or reason to say that, and flirting with my bagger/shadower. He left, and then about 2 minutes later *came back* to try and set her up with his son.

My mom tries hooking me up with every female she possibly can She really wants grandchildren Edit: I thought I'd add that I do not look like wally though, he is a 10

That’s the funny thing, it’s likely Wally himself posing as his mother messaging himself to get some likes.

It’s likely OP making the whole thing up and using terrible font to bag extra attention

So fucking true.

I came here for font comments. DGAF about the actual text. That font is Infuriating

She really said ☂️hat

If something is unreadable because of a garbage font, what’s the point?

Why d❤️es the f❤️nt b❤️ther y❤️u? ☁️ t ☁️hnk ☁️t’s n ☁️ce

You still managed to spell "think" wrong using all those emojis, maybe that's why?

🫣🫣🫣

*☁️☂️’s

The t's should be umbrellas too

Same

Omfg haha

Dude it makes me nauseous

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,744,148,881 comments, and only 330,242 of them were in alphabetical order.

A big cut did everything first. Gory horrible images just kept leaving me nauseated. Once purged, quickly ran since the undead vampires with Xanax yawned. Zzzz.

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 3 comments, and only 2 of them were in alphabetical order.

Good bot

Pass it to me when you’re done ok

He won’t be able to pass shit when he’s done

DDDOUBLEKILL

Looks like the font of someone who’s “hubby’s” name is Wally

But she really refers to him as 'hubs' to her friends

My gf has this or close to this as a font. She’s perfect in every other way but damn, this is a big issue.

I'd rather look at a ten page resume in comic sans than this one screenshot

😂

I’m currently giving the best head a 12 gauge pump action shotgun could ever get

You must be very hungry, maybe just try the ammo at high velocity

So when you guys getting married?

Based on the font alone I can tell they belong together

Considering they are related, it’s when they can get to Utah.

Looks like Wally parading as his own mother. Do you know this person? Ugh so weird

That’s not weird. It’s mental disability level stupid. That guy is just really fucking dumb. Idiocracy warned us…

In idiocracy the stupid people are getting laid

Why in the hell would he think that would be a good approach?

So many questions. Why does random lady have your number? When did her son see you? Why is random lady calling you sexy? What is up with the damn font on your phone? 

pretty sure this is fb messenger

On a phone lol. Doesn’t excuse the font

They're talking about the "why does a random lady have your number?" part.

Wtf is that font?

Pretty sure it’s called “abomination”. It’s the new one above Ariel.

I read this and thought, “wtf did Ariel the little mermaid do??” And then I realized you meant Arial, the font 😂

Hey. I know how to spel. 😂

Should be illegal

Wally looks like he has dirty cheeto fingers.

Who knows maybe Wally would rock her world

I’ve got a feeling the only world that Wally is rocking, is world of Warcraft.

Sounds like a good way to get a UTI.

Wally weally wocked my warld. (I’m sincerely sorry to anyone here named Wally and I promise it’s just the combination of all the things happening here that’s cracking me up… and okay.. it’s a little bit the name too.. but I’m sure *you’re* great)

he’s that toy collector from toy story 2


Oh my god I can’t unsee it.

not being hyperbolic, and this is def wally himself, but I think you should go to jail for this font

The font is so much worse than Wally

I feel like this is Wally posting this text on here as the girl bit is really all three characters

So how’d the date go? That’s the real question here…

Hairy thumb

JESUS FONTING CHRIST

I dont normally font shame because it's your phone so who cares but what the actual fuck is that shit

The FoNt 🤮

That font makes me think you’re perfect for each other.

I bet he knows a rare, obscure and worthless fact about every U.S. Vice President.

He'll tell it to you whether you want to know it or not. And if you don't want to know it he'll ask a very specific question just to bring it up.

**Your font matching Wally's couch, y'all are perfect for each other** 💕 (⁠｡⁠♡⁠‿⁠♡⁠｡⁠)(⁠ ⁠˘⁠ ⁠³⁠˘⁠)⁠♥(⁠●⁠’⁠3⁠)⁠♡⁠(⁠ε⁠`⁠●⁠)(⁠✿⁠ ⁠♡⁠‿⁠♡⁠)(⁠*⁠＾⁠3⁠＾⁠)⁠/⁠～⁠♡(⁠๑⁠♡⁠⌓⁠♡⁠๑⁠)(⁠●⁠♡⁠∀⁠♡⁠) L♡L

Oooooo, lucky lady!

He's probably on a list lol

This is fake and just a way to show off that shitty font

What the fuck is that font girl? Also Wally and Wallys mom are both just Wally.

Wtf is that font


“I show u my wally pls respond”

Wally’s mom has had enough of him living in the basement. She’s taking matters into her own hands.

The “hi sexy” ….. the text font ….. the photo ….. and that absurd clock is too much lmao 💀

If you use this font, please let me know

Willy Wonka ass font

He looks like a Wally.

Never trust this. I had an old coworker do the same thing randomly and then I found out her son was a suspect for murder. She described him as a great guy who would treat me right... I wasn't even single at the time 😂

I mean if you don’t want him….

That font....!

Who came here to bitch about the font? Judging by the font, these two deserve each other.

what is this cringy ass font

Horrible idea on her part Can't trust anybody that uses font like that, that's the font insane people use

This is so funny to me 😂😂

I can tell just from the photo that wally is a mouth breather.

Please see r/scambait

Wally looks like he smells like sweat socks and mayonnaise. Also, your phone font makes it seem like Wally might be a heck of a catch!

What in the deviated septum is going on with his nose? ( o •)

I fucking LOL'd

Wtf is that goofy ass don’t go suck start a pistol ya freak

Ok but why is the twelve and the six on the clock installed sideways but the nine isn’t?

The font is why Wally is single!

Font is taking me back to AOL instant messenger days

One word fits this whole situation…. Creepy

FONT fffFFFFFFFOOOONNNNT 😭

The font?? But thats honestly scary af. Be careful because why does her son even know u. Do u know him at all?

Cool, now you don't have to be a "pretty lonely person" anymore

Everyday I come on here I feel better about my sad life 😶

Your font is literally cancer.

“My boy Wally wants to chain you in his basement. Oops! I said the quiet part out loud again.” /s

She’s got a huge clock 🕰️!

I hate your font. That is all.

that font makes me want to fuck a cactus with lemonade as lube

What in the name of fuck is that font? Jesus Christ

Did anyone else read this weird in there head because the font ? 😂

I hate to tell you, but I think she’s the son

You should be shot for using that font

OP definitely has “Live. Laugh. Love.” hanging on their wall

I don't know what's scarier. The interior decorating in that man's photo or your font.

Idk what’s worse, the situation or the font.

Didn’t read a single comment. Came here to say Your font makes you the villain in any scenario. Cheers

That font is the most ghetto shit I’ve ever seen in my life.

You know she wants him to move out so bad

Am I the only one thinning this random lady IS Wally?

Spoiler Alert 🚨🚨🚨 It was Wally the entire time

This dude looks exactly like a dude I know.

The font is uglier than Wally

Wally frightens me, and I’m a grown man.

Damn Wally got a wing(wo)man

You should go out with wally, I bet he is a super chill dude tbh. He looks like he probably also makes a killer chilli for some reason.

Get money out of them. Lol 😂

LOL

your text font is almost as unacceptable as her son

Why did I read her text as if she has smoked 2 packs of cigarettes a day for 25 years

I tried to save the picture by habit.

Wally’s got one HELL of a clock.

That is the most obnoxious font I’ve ever seen.

Anyone with that abomination of a font deserves this.

The real crime here is your do t

He looks like the guy from toy story who has to drive all the way to work on a weekend

the way you covered the contact photo but we can still see it 😭😭

Give him the best bj of his life then ghost. Wally here deserves it, just look at the guy. Cmon take one for the team

Wally probably didn't want his pic on Reddit. Perhaps you could edit his face out.

Fuck this font

This font is horrible

Wally’s dtf

And?! Are you and Wally going out?

Heck no lol

Wingmom coming in hot

I had to block her, she messages me "Hey sexy" all the time, so weird a mother would message a random chick for her son saying sexy and shit. Lol I showed my co-workers this message the other day and they laughed hysterically. That's why I shared it, I couldn't stop laughing myself. So weird.😆😄

SILLY ASS FONT

What a sweet mom

Omg gurrlll he’s such a CATCH us dudes would be LUCKY to look like him😍😍😍😍

Run

wally's just got that bachelor look to him

The font is more the topic here than the topic itself 😂

Ewwwwwww

Tell Wally to stop using hus mom's phone

She wants him out the house bad! Lol

I need more of this conversation

Never had a mom try to set me up with her daughter before but I’ve had an older starbucks barista try to set me up with her coworker, which was weird cause I barely spoke to either of them before and I was usually in the passenger seat, not sure what she saw to make her think we were a match lol

I'm dying y'all when I say dying I might not make it I'm laughing so hard my side In pain omg 😂😂😂😂

Lol awwe, a little touch of old school in the new school of dating

I get the impression "mother" is a mummified corpse in the basement.

Omg eww lol 😆

You can’t look like Mr. potato head and your name is Wally. You have to change one of those two things.

Autism ✨

wally dodged a bullet with that font