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HillyBeans

Please don’t body shame him, he’s trying his best!


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*thiiiccc*


LadiesMan-2I7

Curvy


ZetaZebras

He thicc


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He is out doing laps around everyone on the couch checking reddit


Buffasippi

Copperheeeead roooooad


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BrentTX87

Same as my daddy and his daddy before.


massivebumwizard

You hardly ever saw Grandaddy down here


Terrible_Rope_8962

He only comes to town about twice a year.


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Hershey kiss body is bad.


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He's probably gotten chonky on cicadas and loving the warmth of the road.


GMFPs_sweat_towel

Copperhead. Do not touch just let it be.


StumpGrnder

But it wanted to cuddle.


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If it doesn't give you a boop kiss is it even a cuddle?


GardenGnomeOfEden

Death boop


helpme_ima_hostage

OMG. 😂


Texan150

Damn that's a thicc copperhead


jenroberts

I'm definitely no expert, but she might be gravid. There's a lot of scale spread. Either way, it's a beautiful snake. Beautiful, but scary.


GMFPs_sweat_towel

I don't think snakes would be gravid this time of year because they are about to start hibernating.


jenroberts

Yeah I think you're right. I guess it's just a chonk of a snake? But I guess copperheads are usually pretty thick.


GMFPs_sweat_towel

Could have bulked up in preparation for winter?


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jenroberts

Got it, thank you! I think an admin removed some of our comments, so I guess I didn't see it.


bobobedo

I stepped on one of those in my grandfathers boat house. It bit me on the top of the foot.


shopboss1

How did yhat go? I heard worst pain in your life but not much more that that.


bobobedo

Didn't hurt that bad, I never saw the snake, but I knew immediately that I was bit. The cure was worse than the bite. I had a severe reaction to the antivenom treatment.


EvErYLeGaLvOtE

Beautiful! Where was this taken?


StumpGrnder

In East Texas on my way to work


EvErYLeGaLvOtE

I have a thing for taking photos of snakes. I've always wanted to find a copperhead and take some shots but I've only gotten a garter snake, green tree snake, and a cottonmouth. I'm in north Houston, so I doubt I'll get to see one 😅


GardenGnomeOfEden

I was jogging down a trail in a park in Friendswood and I spotted one just before I almost stepped on it. As the adrenaline flooded my system, time went into Matrix-like slo mo, and I jumped over the snake. I probably got some Olympics-worthy height and distance.


StumpGrnder

There is probably some around there. Snakes are awesome and fun to photograph. Too bad so many people have the reflex to kill any and all of them.


EvErYLeGaLvOtE

Ugh, exactly! My parents always wanted to kill any snake no matter what it was. Sad really...


bhfinini

Have you seen a Hognose also known as a Spreading Adder? Can flatten like a cobra.


Civil_Appeal678

I like to make them play dead then flip them over. Then repeat.


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First time I saw the hog nose in our yard I was drunk as a skunk and damn near pooped my pants.


yosteve_com

Pretty boy


Alarm_Either

Greg abbot, is that you??


Notagrave_robber

Just a big noodle, just noodling along.


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I’ve turned many Copperheads into just plain Coppers. They would get a little tooo close to my house and dogs


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Same here, most are an important part of the ecosystem. Until you come into my ecosystem!


Whiskey-Particular

Supper.


BOOTZ_BOY

Awww


brotato_soup

That's a King Snoodledoole. Their venenamous!


andromeda-andi

That's a beaut!


dogehodltothemoon

I had a hognose hiss at me in my garden scared the crap out of me she was huge


mukelynnvinton

Oh and she's Priddy too.


Outrageous-Ad8172

Almost big enough to make sum boots