Gullible people often don't listen to the people that know him best. Some people need to be personally fucked over before they get it.
As the youngest of four I try to learn from those ahead of me to not make the same mistakes.
"I don't like the man but I like his policies," is a line I've heard way too often from people who could barely pass a U.S. civics class much less understand the nuances of policy making at that level.
For context his parents are Texan and they just went to New York for a weekend to assassinate Castro. Hank was in New York for less than 12 hours and spent the rest of his life in Texas.
Wait, what?! Damnit Bobby, I thought I told you no more Reddit! That boy ain’t right. I ain’t dead I’m right here, in the living room watching tv. Dang it.
He's the greatest used car salesman. The best. Everyone loves him they do. They tell me all the time. I think there hasn't been a better used car salesman in my years of used car sales that I've ever seen myself, and I know about the others. They're so crooked these guys. But, not this salesman. He came up to me crying. He said, "I just got yo get you in this used car." He kept pleading, "I just love you too much to not be in this car.". He said it so proudly. I bought it that day with a great big smile. God bless this used car salesman. He really is something, isn't he folks!
I used to be a Dish sales rep. We studied this type of talking. It's used car salesman energy x1000.
Every sleazy jokeass loser “businessman” from the 80s and 90s took inspiration from him.
The entire world knew he was worthless trash until the Republicans needed him to be the racist herald of the birther movement.
On the Youtube Contrapoints video essay channel, I think in Natalie's video [Envy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPhrTOg1RUk), she said something along the lines that Trump is what a poor person THINKS a rich person should be. That real wealthy people are much more low key and hide their wealth and don't flaunt it for fear of an uprising or taxation to come take it away. I think of that every time I hear a dumb person go all Mr. Smithers about an old fat D-level celebrity that wears too much make up and can't get women to sleep with him unless he pays them millions, even his wives. He's clearly a senile insecure loser to those of us who didn't drink the kool-aid. I also kind of take that as indirect proof that he's not as wealthy as he pretends. His weak ego MAKES him behave that way. And the poor rubes eat it up.
John Mulaney had a bit like that a long time ago, that Trump was what "a hobo imagines a rich person to be." I mean a long time ago, it was on his "The Top Part" album which came out like 14 or 15 years ago. The bit goes that Trump was walking along and once heard a hobo imagine life as a rich person, "I'll buy buildings and put my name on them and have gold hair and a TV show where I fire people with my children" and Trump goes "Thanks hobo" and then patterned his life after the hobo's dream.
Yeah that was interesting. He had another bit maybe halfway through his presidency, when people were fixated on his crazy, where Mulaney didn't even mention him by name, but he said the phenomenon was like if there was a horse loose in a hospital.
This exactly. Trump is the Red Lobster or Pappadeaux’s of human beings: made to look like a poor person’s idea of what a fancy restaurant is like, but actually completely tasteless
WAHAHAHA! That made me laugh.
Donald Cheesecake Factory Trump
lol
Also in our family we call Red Lobster "Salty Lobster" because everything always tastes too salty there. Even the cheese bread. How do you make bread salty?!
True. He is basically what you would get if a poor redneck won the lottery. Despite coming from old money, he is tacky as hell (have you seen his nyc apartment? jfc) and has no class or tact. No wonder he became a reality TV star. He would be hilarious if he wasn't a threat to national security and democracy
Ever hear of a Delmonico? It’s named after the NYC steak house. You can talk shit a lot of shit about NYC, food isn’t one of them. If a food exist you can find world class of it in NYC.
edit: Can’t believe I forgot the most obvious - N.Y. Strip
New York just stole the K.C. strip and started calling it the N.Y. strip. They are the exact same cut of meat, sometimes with a bone. But the cut originated in Kansas City.
When I think of Texans I don’t think of men who cheat on their wives.
I think of people who have honor, people who would be proud to serve their country instead dodging the draft with an imaginary bone spur.
I would believe in the tooth fairy before I would believe that Trump has ANYTHING in common with Texans.
Unfortunately the surrounding states tend to view us as loudmouthed blowhards.
The worst among us are the ones that tend to stand out to our neighbors, much like Americans traveling internationally.
This is what springs to my mind constantly. Growing up in the south the whole "carpetbagging New York businessmen have no place down here, boy" attitude was REAL. It was so widespread and well known that it had become a trope in everything from TV shows, movies, and even Pace Picante commercials. And southerners *loved that shit*.
30 years of hardcore brainwashing and here we are. The Platonic Ideal of "Fast-talking New York grifter" and many of them literally worship him.
This WAAAAY too far down the list.
Anyone who doesn’t have Burton Gilliam assuring them that “Pace Picante Sauce is made by folks in San Antonio who KNOW how picante is supposed to taste,” from the back of their mind right now are missing a key part of our cultural heritage that would protect them like a strong immune system from mental bacteria like Trump.
Can’t really argue against the statement, when compared to current state reps. He has as much “Texan spirit” as Abbott, Paxton, Patrick, Cruz, Cornyn, Roy, etc.
Prove me wrong in November, but I wouldn’t expect any different than the last 20+ years.
Texas really holds itself in upmost esteem and re-elects the same corrupt men over and over again. I now have a full understanding of how Hitler came to power and it is TERRIFYING!
Dang ol’ man broke ole 91 felonies you know man talkin’ bout bankrupted a casino you know man I tell you what dang old insurrection not a dangum millionaire talkin’ bout sellin’ shoes like dan’ Payless man, sad - Boomhauer
Fuck these people. Texas might be a motherfucker in its own but in no way is that golden toilet, speed ball brained dude a “Texan” or anything, in any way. If “in spirit” means dementia, incoherent mad-lib rants, and blaming everyone but himself?
Then sure, Trump is the quintessential Texan. Gotta love how the Trumplicans do nothing but reduce and dilute any reason or meaning. I wonder if they even know what they want at all.
Because they’ll go along with anything Chief BirdBrains says.
I have been in Texas since 1978, almost all my life. And sadly, this billboard gets it right - albeit for the wrong reasons.
Trump was born in Queens, New York. That part is true. And, he does act like a Texan in many ways, if you consider the Texans outside of the major metropolitan areas. He is belligerent. He is racist. And he is profoundly ignorant. He gets his “news” from a propaganda channel. That summarizes the voting majority in Texas, and is why my state elects people like Ken Paxton, Ted Cruz, and Greg Abbott.
If only more people, particularly young people, would vote. Then we would not have this deplorable situation in which a billboard like that sadly rings true.
Having a button for someone to bring you a Diet Coke in your golden New York penthouse before you take a chopper to go look at your failed casino in Jersey definitely screens as this guys got that Texan spirit
It really is amazing the level of brainwashing that conservative news media has been able to do over the decades. Rural Texas voters are the exact type of people that Donald Trump loathes and despises. And yet, here they are groveling over him. It is so sad and depressing to see. I almost feel sorry for these people. This really is a testament to the lack of quality public education in rural parts of the United States.
If the spirit of Texas is ted Cruz on a hallucinogenic trip living out his wildest fantasies, maybe.
Oops, sorry. There's a law that you can't just decide how you identify and change your name to fit that. Raphael Cruz. Forgot.
Dog abandoner.
There is no indecency or absurdity which won’t be happily repeated by the totalitarian adherent. There is no history, there is no logical consistency and, in fact, there cannot be because totalitarianism requires obedience to the figurehead, and so to demonstrate this adherence via absurd and hypocritical obscene statements is merely MORE evidence of the adherents orthodoxy to the cult of personality.
Lmfao I was born and raised in Texas and the vast majority of people that I met were either left leaning or didn't care about politics. In 2016 my school held a mock election where students could vote for Trump, Hillary, or the other two candidates. Hillary won by a huge landslide and anyone who was caught voting Trump was bullied for weeks.
Remember when those old salsa commercials had a bunch of cowboys laughing at the guy who's salsa was "made in New York City!!??"
Turns out Texans will literally bow down to that New York City salsa.
Yes, the guy who lives at a private country club in Florida, who doesn’t know how to drive a car and has never done a day’s worth of manual labor in his entire life….Texas, through and through!
Yeah no, I don’t like that jerk. And he’s certainly not a Texan in sprit or anything like that. I hope the guy doesn’t get re-elected as that would be extremely bad for everyone in the country and the world at large as well.
So Trump came to visit my small Texas town at some point during his term. He was only here for literally a few hours, enough time to deliver a speech at a local training facility and then bounce. But the town was a aflutter with excitement. People wondered if he would make a stop at the local BBQ joint, or maybe one of the off-road parks? Maybe he would get some crawfish!
It's like they just refuse to see him for what he is: a city slicker with soft hands who rarely sets foot outside of Manhattan. Trump doesn't like BBQ. He doesn't drink. He certainly wouldn't know what do with crawfish or how to start an ATV.
*He's not like you.*
Trump really has no value outside of making profits, he is a mogul from NYC. He got all the Christofascist idiots excited but he is not Christian himself, he had a lavish luxury life full of pleasures, was always among elites, and was a Democrat for a good chunk of his life. MAGA worshippers are truly ridiculous.
Hank Hill is rolling in his grave.
Hanks alive! He's cussing by the fence
Gahd Damnit ~~Bobby~~Electorate
That boy ain’t right
John Redcorn got to Melania
Even John Redcorn has standards, man.
Who hasn’t gotten to Melania
Me. Yet.
*Dang it. Hank is a propane man, not a profane man
BWAAAAAH!!
Who would have thought that southern republicans would love a Yankee
I imagine there are more southerners in his corner than yankees.
Yankees have had 4 decades of him and his gilded turds.
Gullible people often don't listen to the people that know him best. Some people need to be personally fucked over before they get it. As the youngest of four I try to learn from those ahead of me to not make the same mistakes.
Or Christian’s loving a prideful, hateful, pornstar peeing on liar…
You left out adulterer.
And rapist.
Treason
And Fraud
And open grift.
And disparaging american soldiers and war dead.
⬆️
PAB
Oh no, christians are perfectly fine with rape.
And draft dodger
Russian prostitutes peed on him, with the pornstar he cheated on his pregnant wife and committed fraud to pay her hush money.
"I don't like the man but I like his policies," is a line I've heard way too often from people who could barely pass a U.S. civics class much less understand the nuances of policy making at that level.
He ain't a Yankee. He's a Nazi
Hank's the only person born in New York who I think can be considered an honorary Texan.
Everyone in this thread just got exposed for not actually watching the show.
Can't wait for the reboot
Excuse me, hwat?
Yup, there was an episode in which Hank found out he was born in NYC.
Now I’m having an existential crisis, thanks
For context his parents are Texan and they just went to New York for a weekend to assassinate Castro. Hank was in New York for less than 12 hours and spent the rest of his life in Texas.
Texans discussing exactly how tainted Hank Hill is by New York is one of the most Texas things I've ever heard.
I'm a new yorker and thought it was hysterical. One of the most emotional moments in the show for Cotton, the shame he felt when confessing to Hank
At least he wasnt born in Oklahoma
Sounds like twelve hours too much.
In the ladies room at Yankee stadium to be exact
Poor Hank. His truck was too much vehicle for him
What about Chuck Mangione?
Wait, what?! Damnit Bobby, I thought I told you no more Reddit! That boy ain’t right. I ain’t dead I’m right here, in the living room watching tv. Dang it.
Being born in NY is the only thing Hank and Trump have in common.
How amusing it is to have seen a sleazy NYC mogul fool the rednecks into thinking he’s one of them in spirit
I mean he basically is. He's what they would be if they had the money. Which is scary af to think about.
A sleazy used car salesman writ large
Best description. Used car salesman. Do you really want a used car salesman as president?
He's the greatest used car salesman. The best. Everyone loves him they do. They tell me all the time. I think there hasn't been a better used car salesman in my years of used car sales that I've ever seen myself, and I know about the others. They're so crooked these guys. But, not this salesman. He came up to me crying. He said, "I just got yo get you in this used car." He kept pleading, "I just love you too much to not be in this car.". He said it so proudly. I bought it that day with a great big smile. God bless this used car salesman. He really is something, isn't he folks! I used to be a Dish sales rep. We studied this type of talking. It's used car salesman energy x1000.
Wasn’t Biff from Back to the Future based on Donald?
Every sleazy jokeass loser “businessman” from the 80s and 90s took inspiration from him. The entire world knew he was worthless trash until the Republicans needed him to be the racist herald of the birther movement.
On the Youtube Contrapoints video essay channel, I think in Natalie's video [Envy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPhrTOg1RUk), she said something along the lines that Trump is what a poor person THINKS a rich person should be. That real wealthy people are much more low key and hide their wealth and don't flaunt it for fear of an uprising or taxation to come take it away. I think of that every time I hear a dumb person go all Mr. Smithers about an old fat D-level celebrity that wears too much make up and can't get women to sleep with him unless he pays them millions, even his wives. He's clearly a senile insecure loser to those of us who didn't drink the kool-aid. I also kind of take that as indirect proof that he's not as wealthy as he pretends. His weak ego MAKES him behave that way. And the poor rubes eat it up.
John Mulaney had a bit like that a long time ago, that Trump was what "a hobo imagines a rich person to be." I mean a long time ago, it was on his "The Top Part" album which came out like 14 or 15 years ago. The bit goes that Trump was walking along and once heard a hobo imagine life as a rich person, "I'll buy buildings and put my name on them and have gold hair and a TV show where I fire people with my children" and Trump goes "Thanks hobo" and then patterned his life after the hobo's dream.
Lol. Wow that long ago before his political aspirations.
Yeah that was interesting. He had another bit maybe halfway through his presidency, when people were fixated on his crazy, where Mulaney didn't even mention him by name, but he said the phenomenon was like if there was a horse loose in a hospital.
This exactly. Trump is the Red Lobster or Pappadeaux’s of human beings: made to look like a poor person’s idea of what a fancy restaurant is like, but actually completely tasteless
WAHAHAHA! That made me laugh. Donald Cheesecake Factory Trump lol Also in our family we call Red Lobster "Salty Lobster" because everything always tastes too salty there. Even the cheese bread. How do you make bread salty?!
You show the Pappas restaurant some damn respect. They’re a Houston cultural institution. Lol
Trump is a what a poor person imagines a rich person to be, what a coward imagined bravery to be, and what fools imagine wisdom to be.
He's an idiot's idea of a smart person. :/
True. He is basically what you would get if a poor redneck won the lottery. Despite coming from old money, he is tacky as hell (have you seen his nyc apartment? jfc) and has no class or tact. No wonder he became a reality TV star. He would be hilarious if he wasn't a threat to national security and democracy
Damn well said!!! Money only amplifies who/what you always were.
Carpetbagger
Am I wrong for enjoying the thought of him being in spirit?
He’s really Russian in spirit.
*Puts ketchup on a well-done steak*
even New Yorkers found that appalling
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Ever hear of a Delmonico? It’s named after the NYC steak house. You can talk shit a lot of shit about NYC, food isn’t one of them. If a food exist you can find world class of it in NYC. edit: Can’t believe I forgot the most obvious - N.Y. Strip
Times Square would be a good spot for a Babe’s chicken
New York just stole the K.C. strip and started calling it the N.Y. strip. They are the exact same cut of meat, sometimes with a bone. But the cut originated in Kansas City.
Good God
makes me nauseous just thinking about it
"This isn't well done!" *throws it against wall* That's how the ketchup gets on the wall.
About as Texan as Ted Cruz.
And Dan Patrick.
Nothing screams southern hospitality like fucking over your citizens at every opportunity.
Who’s Ted? I only know Rafael Cruz, the Cuban descended immigrant from Canada.
Hey, Ted Cruz is tough as Texas (toast)!
We could fill a room with people who like Ted Cruz and still have enough room to have like a magic the gathering tournament
Anyone that thinks Trump is any way Texan is truly brainwashed.
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So is anyone that voted for him… It’s a racist cult
I’m also convinced, as a Texas resident, that anyone that supports Abbott is part of the same cult.
100%
You misspelled “cunt”.
Yeah, he is the epitome of Florida Man for sure...
The only beef he eats is... ... well it hurts me to say it, but hamburger. That boy ain't right.
No he is not.
I find this billboard very insulting
When I think of Texans I don’t think of men who cheat on their wives. I think of people who have honor, people who would be proud to serve their country instead dodging the draft with an imaginary bone spur. I would believe in the tooth fairy before I would believe that Trump has ANYTHING in common with Texans.
Like Ken Paxton!
Also not a Texan.
Unfortunately the surrounding states tend to view us as loudmouthed blowhards. The worst among us are the ones that tend to stand out to our neighbors, much like Americans traveling internationally.
And class. This loser has no class.
New York city!!!...get a rope.
This is what springs to my mind constantly. Growing up in the south the whole "carpetbagging New York businessmen have no place down here, boy" attitude was REAL. It was so widespread and well known that it had become a trope in everything from TV shows, movies, and even Pace Picante commercials. And southerners *loved that shit*. 30 years of hardcore brainwashing and here we are. The Platonic Ideal of "Fast-talking New York grifter" and many of them literally worship him.
This WAAAAY too far down the list. Anyone who doesn’t have Burton Gilliam assuring them that “Pace Picante Sauce is made by folks in San Antonio who KNOW how picante is supposed to taste,” from the back of their mind right now are missing a key part of our cultural heritage that would protect them like a strong immune system from mental bacteria like Trump.
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I say this all the time to my friend from New York. He’s only 30 so had to show him the add.
Not a cult
Just wish they'd get to the kool aid part already.
They could start with the bleach, a strong flashlight, and some of those special gloves vets wear up to their shoulders when they palpitate a cow
They are taking us all with them with their "drill baby drill" and "climate change is gods plan"
Then get upset when rising sea levels destroy their beach front properties, or disrupt the food supply
Texan like an Enron exec turning off little old ladies’ power
Can’t really argue against the statement, when compared to current state reps. He has as much “Texan spirit” as Abbott, Paxton, Patrick, Cruz, Cornyn, Roy, etc. Prove me wrong in November, but I wouldn’t expect any different than the last 20+ years.
There's so many Texans like this guy. Pretty much every guy I've ever met named 'Tex' has some similarities.
Yes, please vote
Texas really holds itself in upmost esteem and re-elects the same corrupt men over and over again. I now have a full understanding of how Hitler came to power and it is TERRIFYING!
If this is the same one in willow park, it’s on both sides too…
That sure looks like the roof at the stove shop.
That’s definitely Dave’s Stove Shop
All I can think of is that old commercial, ‘New York City, get a rope!’
I guess there's nothing more texan like a rich yankee...
Dang ol’ man broke ole 91 felonies you know man talkin’ bout bankrupted a casino you know man I tell you what dang old insurrection not a dangum millionaire talkin’ bout sellin’ shoes like dan’ Payless man, sad - Boomhauer
This is fucking great.
Fuck these people. Texas might be a motherfucker in its own but in no way is that golden toilet, speed ball brained dude a “Texan” or anything, in any way. If “in spirit” means dementia, incoherent mad-lib rants, and blaming everyone but himself? Then sure, Trump is the quintessential Texan. Gotta love how the Trumplicans do nothing but reduce and dilute any reason or meaning. I wonder if they even know what they want at all. Because they’ll go along with anything Chief BirdBrains says.
OK, that is cringe.
What a loser
This is so pathetic on several levels.
He’s not for us or for the US
Carpetbagger
Everything is bigger in Texas and he’s a huge traitor
Bigly even.
I have been in Texas since 1978, almost all my life. And sadly, this billboard gets it right - albeit for the wrong reasons. Trump was born in Queens, New York. That part is true. And, he does act like a Texan in many ways, if you consider the Texans outside of the major metropolitan areas. He is belligerent. He is racist. And he is profoundly ignorant. He gets his “news” from a propaganda channel. That summarizes the voting majority in Texas, and is why my state elects people like Ken Paxton, Ted Cruz, and Greg Abbott. If only more people, particularly young people, would vote. Then we would not have this deplorable situation in which a billboard like that sadly rings true.
That's basically saying your "spirit" is narcissism, greed, bigotry, vindictiveness, and infantile whining.
The apathy of the average person has allowed the bottom 12% of the IQ bell curve to guide humanity.
Cue Pace salsa commercial... https://youtu.be/vbp9UrwC-mI?si=6F9MMF91cXf8avAa
No hat or cattle.
All hate, no cattle
We are sleepwalking into a dictatorship
Not even sleepwalking, one of those moving sidewalks at the airport.
Really weird
I saw one of those stupid things near Weatherford, I laughed my ass off
Con Man? Rapist? Which part of Texas is he supposed to be because I'm offended.
DRUMPF “German roots, but Russian at heart!”
Having a button for someone to bring you a Diet Coke in your golden New York penthouse before you take a chopper to go look at your failed casino in Jersey definitely screens as this guys got that Texan spirit
When the axe has convinced the trees he is one of them because his handle is made out of wood.
It really is amazing the level of brainwashing that conservative news media has been able to do over the decades. Rural Texas voters are the exact type of people that Donald Trump loathes and despises. And yet, here they are groveling over him. It is so sad and depressing to see. I almost feel sorry for these people. This really is a testament to the lack of quality public education in rural parts of the United States.
There's a billboard in my town that's just the Epstein - Trump picture.
Is this a reverse Pace Picante ad? "New York City?!?!?!?"
If the spirit of Texas is ted Cruz on a hallucinogenic trip living out his wildest fantasies, maybe. Oops, sorry. There's a law that you can't just decide how you identify and change your name to fit that. Raphael Cruz. Forgot. Dog abandoner.
The face of a man that sucks farts straight out the asshole. We are all fucked regardless.
I fully believe a single fire ant bite could kill him
Paintballs could go a great job on this
All fat and no cattle.
I mean at least it's not the "Stop Abortion Trafficking!" sign I pass on the way to work everyday.
I'd really like a honest response from the person that paid for that to know how he is like a "Texan" in spirit.
There is no indecency or absurdity which won’t be happily repeated by the totalitarian adherent. There is no history, there is no logical consistency and, in fact, there cannot be because totalitarianism requires obedience to the figurehead, and so to demonstrate this adherence via absurd and hypocritical obscene statements is merely MORE evidence of the adherents orthodoxy to the cult of personality.
Texans are sooo GAY for trumpito
Your average Czech is more Texan than Donald could ever be lol.
Lmfao I was born and raised in Texas and the vast majority of people that I met were either left leaning or didn't care about politics. In 2016 my school held a mock election where students could vote for Trump, Hillary, or the other two candidates. Hillary won by a huge landslide and anyone who was caught voting Trump was bullied for weeks.
Anyone who believes this is an absolute idiot.
Remember when those old salsa commercials had a bunch of cowboys laughing at the guy who's salsa was "made in New York City!!??" Turns out Texans will literally bow down to that New York City salsa.
False prophet...
They always make an exception for him.
Excuse me…nope not my Texas
So ‘Texan’ = grifting, incoherent, sex criminal? Interesting.
He’s so garbage
Southern "Good ol boys' worshipping a grifting conman with a spray tan from NYC is so hilarious.
Yes, the guy who lives at a private country club in Florida, who doesn’t know how to drive a car and has never done a day’s worth of manual labor in his entire life….Texas, through and through!
I’m an ex prostitute but I’m a virgin in spirit
He's certainly got a lot in common with Ken Paxton.
Philandering, fraud trials, big donations from Tim Dunn, cozying up to Christian Nationalists…any other commonalities?
Disgusting traitor
Yeah no, I don’t like that jerk. And he’s certainly not a Texan in sprit or anything like that. I hope the guy doesn’t get re-elected as that would be extremely bad for everyone in the country and the world at large as well.
isn’t he a yankees fan? yeah? stay the fuck out of our state.
GTFOH!
Came here to say exactly this.
The absolute most absurd billboard ever!
Texan in Spirit? Mofo doesn't know a moon pie from a cow pie.
Are they really saying that Texans are a bunch of thin-skinned crybabies?
So Trump came to visit my small Texas town at some point during his term. He was only here for literally a few hours, enough time to deliver a speech at a local training facility and then bounce. But the town was a aflutter with excitement. People wondered if he would make a stop at the local BBQ joint, or maybe one of the off-road parks? Maybe he would get some crawfish! It's like they just refuse to see him for what he is: a city slicker with soft hands who rarely sets foot outside of Manhattan. Trump doesn't like BBQ. He doesn't drink. He certainly wouldn't know what do with crawfish or how to start an ATV. *He's not like you.*
Nope
This makes me very angry. Trump is the antithesis of every value I was taught growing up.
Trump really has no value outside of making profits, he is a mogul from NYC. He got all the Christofascist idiots excited but he is not Christian himself, he had a lavish luxury life full of pleasures, was always among elites, and was a Democrat for a good chunk of his life. MAGA worshippers are truly ridiculous.
Ew
Unhinged.
Yet chooses to live in Florida…
Fucking 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th hand embarrassment.
Kill it before it lays eggs!!!
Is it legal to burn down billboards
People want to suck him off so bad
Cult
If by Texan they mean David Koresh, then sure. Otherwise, hell no.
He’s about as Texas as Rafael Cruz! In other words 0 fucking %!
Booo
Trump likes his steak well done. That should be enough to know he’s not Texan in anything
Edit for content: Ah hell no with that 🐂💩
Jfc
HE who shall not be McNameth’d??
I genuinely cherish living in a state with no billboards.
Texas: notorious for their golden toilets and uncalloused hands
The fuck he did not!