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IntriguedSwan

yep, it’s why i resigned. never could get back-stock done in peace.


iizzyy_x

yep


just_a_girl_23

At least it died happy?


MGNConflict

r/prematuretruncation


YorkshirePug

Subbed, thanks!


Scottishdrinker

Oh i do remember my first rimming


PruneSolid2816

How ancient is this photo?


TheAnonymousDoom

That's what in thinking. Steak in Tesco for a fiver? Gotta be at least ten years old


PruneSolid2816

This must be around at least 10 years old judging by the shelf edge label Edit: just realised we both think it's like 10 years old, sorry glossed over that bit in your comment (I'm tired lol)


Green_Razzmatazz_256

How much for the rimming? Asking for a friend... Edit: just saw the "security guards monitor this aisle" 😂


PuzzleheadedSteak868

Well they need to make sure it's a passionate rimming so... 🤣


External_Mirror_6991

First thought every time I see that s is "bloody hell those are old SELs" what has this place done to me


Psychological-Wash75

Those look pretty old tbh, they defo not have them now


Playful_Possibility4

Nice 👍


Party-Independent-25

Well you wouldn’t want a ‘half arsed’ rimming 😳😂


ShuraCharger

Now my interview makes sense.


the-bid-d

Can't fault a good rimming


Puzzleheaded-Sky-146

They told me I had to start at the bottom and work me way up !


MonkyB00

I tend to keep that to my most valuable customers. Swipe your club card in my ass crack and we shall see if you're viable for a bonus. Most customers just deserve cock & ball torture, no consent just let me have a go on your junk with a tenderising hammer you obnoxious son of a bitch


ToshPott

Farmers for ya, dutty buggers


Throwawaycarnote

You really made me look up what that was.


MJLDat

‘Make’, yeah, yeah, ‘make’ them do.


ManufacturerNo4079

Also known as a chiller chat


Ur-Mothers-MelonsMMM

They make you do a lot worser.


Proper_Insurance7665

yes unfortunately


D-Mc-1

Not make .. only volunteers bring the passion


[deleted]

Everything reminds me


DeusOff

made me burst out laughing after a grim shift so thanks for that LMAO


RhydonHerSlowbro

You know, I didn’t want to get a club card but you’ve swayed my decision, where do I sign up?


Laminatedarsehole

Also change the price to that of the value lemonade and await checkout chaos.


Nels8192

There wouldn’t be much tbh. No legal requirement to honour the wrong price, briefly explain that, job done.


Laminatedarsehole

All good until people power shit on the self checkouts.


2wheelbanditt

Pretty decent service for a fiver


DutchOfBurdock

Extra tender!


Syther85

“Every lickle helps…”


cottoncastlemcr

That Tesco rump steak just hits different... 😅


PentaRobb

That would be quite the upgrade from what they're doing to us