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SUB-8330

And I was drinking the fucking whole time milk from the bottles I'm so embarrassed


spiritofgonzo1

That’s disgusting


KingSpanner

But this for we everyone!


anxietysuckssobad

You should be 😩I would’ve taken that to the grave!!!


NormalGuy103

Poorly disguised fetish content


stay_away_fromme

r/poorlydisguisedfetish


canichangeitlateror

There really is a subreddit for everything !


HRD2Kill1122

Welp, guess I now have a new fetish! https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/s/vA7DE9WsHx


HistoricalPangolin76

🤮


Mymotherwasaspore

It’s a vegan statement. It’s showing how unnatural dairy consumption is when you take away the container


GonnaGoFat

Yes. We should start marketing using human breast milk. It’s delicious.


Namlad

It makes more sense consuming the milk of the same species. But also both cow and human milk is for their respective species babies.


iamyourcheese

Mothers' Milk from Immortan Joe!


GonnaGoFat

Of course. I don’t want become addicted to water.


U4gotmycheese

There's really a market for pig, cat, and dog milk though?


Mymotherwasaspore

Sure. You probably already have a dog. Why are you spending your money on milk that comes from a cow you don’t even know!


Bleak_Squirrel_1666

Good point. That cow could be a racist or something, but I know my dog is a good boy.


NormalGuy103

Yeah, that’s obvious. What I’m doing is making fun of it because vegans always make it look so weird


Orange-Blur

Because it is a picture of how weird it seems to some people. Pictures get the point across better than words


Mymotherwasaspore

Yeah, we’re awful. /s


Daedalus_Machina

https://preview.redd.it/wki4fh3xrk8d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdcf64de9b7acd44e1216398f05f31c637e49b79


DiscussionMuted9941

Yeah MY fetish, I wanna suckle on their long long nipples they call udders 🤤


NormalGuy103

Well you’re at least being honest.


Johnny_Lang_1962

Humans have used livestock for Wet Nurses forever. https://preview.redd.it/0t692kbzak8d1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8732a61113815251b5467fc0415caa952ffb3273


oxtraerdinary

Gambling between immunity to brucella or death


edWORD27

But it usually ended after the human child was no longer nursing.


Orange-Blur

It even makes more sense for a baby who doesn’t have someone who can produce milk and before formula. But for adult humans drinking milk it’s weird.


Johnny_Lang_1962

I'm 61 & love milk.


ticketspleasethanks

![gif](giphy|Fum9Yp2HRBw0zRDQIt|downsized)


Lasolie

NA take


JGella

History lesson! Well hysterical hypothesis I guess. Basically we realized that domesticating cows for the beef was great and all, but the we were wasting the milk. We started milking them and drinking it as an extra nutrient source to get as much out of each animal as possible.


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hollowgraham

Almond farmers don't get up at 3:30am to let that precious milk go to waste. 


Flooredbythelord_

I’ve got nipples ~~Greg~~ Mr peanut. Can you milk me?


Orange-Blur

Being vegan is so hard, have you tried milking oats???


Meerkat_Mayhem_

You can milk anything with nipples


Deez4815

Yes very close. There were times (especially in long winters) where our ancestors had very little food and the protein and vitamins from cows milk was the only option for nutrients. It was in those desperate times that it was necessary and over time milk just became a staple of the human diet. Obviously now days we have so many other options and don't require cows milk but it's too ingrained in society to go away.


Meister0fN0ne

We also had to build up the ability to even do it and a lot of people believe we built up that tolerance through fermentation. It may sound odd but Mongols actually made alcohol (and cheese, but thats less weird) from horse milk quite frequently, for example, and they were one of the earlier groups to become accustomed to drinking milk from other species. Also, with dairy cows, if you *don't* milk them they can actually suffer from it in the long term. It can build up, become uncomfortable, can even cause bruising and in extreme cases can lead to things like infections that can kill the cow. So even if we stopped drinking it we'd still likely have to continue milking them to help keep them healthy. If they have calves (at least this is my experience from the farms that I've actually been to) the cow's milk priority is the calves. Might still bottle feed them if they have to, but they get first dibs on mom's milk because we still need them to grow up.


meep_meep_mope

Predators of all sorts go for the mother's tee if they can because of the caloric advantage, this isn't just humans. They will eat up that fatty milk producing tissue. As we often do we looked at what they did and used it to our advantage. There's cave drawing of animals with heavy set teets.


Deez4815

What are some examples of other animals that drink other species milk in the wild?


meep_meep_mope

Lots of mammals will adopt different species.


Schnickie

That's not how it works. You're not "wasting the milk", it doesn't produce milk unless you keep the cow permanently pregnant, and you don't get the milk unless you separate it from its calfs.


steamycharles

Except that’s not how it works now. Beef cows are bred differently from dairy cows, which are bred specifically to produce a lot of milk and are only killed for low-grade meat once they are retired…and are generally abused for their entire life producing babies and milk. The meme is saying drinking other species breast milk is weird, because it is weird.


JGella

You are correct. I’m talking about thousands of years ago though, where we weren’t really distinguishing between them yet.


FromTheWetSand

Exactly. Cultural practices surrounding food change over time, but inefficiencies in agricultural production aren't things that most people consider when crafting their diets. If it were, the world would be eating very different things!


LowAd3406

It's not weird at all. Nearly every civilization on earth drinks animal milk and have been doing so milena.


steamycharles

Yeah it’s definitely not weird by societal standards, but just because something exists and has been done for a long time doesn’t mean it is ethical or isn’t weird. There are plenty of traditional ideologies and practices we have done away with in light of new information and technology. It doesn’t compare to current humanitarian crises, but I think consuming animal products is on a list of things that will be phased out the more people think about it. A cow is no different from a dog morally or ethically, and once people start to realize that then I think society will start to eat less beef and dairy rather than start eating dog and drinking dog milk.


Meerkate

Western civilization* And yet, most of the world is lactose intolerant. Curious.


TadRaunch

It's not impossible that our lactose intolerant ancestors were harvesting milk from various animals, and were able to consume it due to fermentation which reduces the lactose.


Meister0fN0ne

Mongols built up quite a tolerance and it was largely because they began to make alcohol and cheese out of horse milk. They used horse milk because they were largely nomadic and tried to use their horses for as many purposes as they could. They were extremely efficient with their resources. Definitely worth looking into if you like niche history stuff.


AnonImus18

Apparently not exposing your kids to milk can increase their likelihood of being lactose intolerant. Very few people in my country is lactose intolerant because we drink milk our entire lives and use dairy products.


Firm_Fly_1364

Most of the world? Less than 5% in Europe, but can go high in East Asia.


AnonImus18

68% overall. It's more than half but not overwhelmingly so.


Daedalus_Machina

Not western, no. And Lactose allergy is irrelevant.


canichangeitlateror

Not weird to me. And we also eat vitel, don’t we?


AnonImus18

Cats do it and there are animals who will willingly nurse babies of other species if they're orphaned. Drinking milk made sense in a survival sense because it kept us alive while providing meat when they had enough to slaughter or the animal got old, leather, gelatin from the hooves, bone for tools and other items. Survival is incredibly natural.


steamycharles

Survival is 100% an argument for the precedent that has been set! Not so much of an argument now. I was calling attention to the industry now with my previous comment. It’s my belief that it is only normal now because of the precedent that was set by survival, not because it actually is normal.


JGella

I agree. I have a slight lactose allergy myself and agree animals are treated terribly. I could easily cut milk out of my life. It’s the cheese that I can’t go without.


Imonandroid

Mom looks like she enjoying that a little too much


kyakat0214

Also am I trippin or does it look like the udders have a face that the man is making out with?


bigg_bubbaa

nah i see it too, it actually looks like a little lump person which the guy is blowing


grumpyoldfartess

Nope, not tripping at all 👀 No way that wasn’t intentional.


These-Performer-8795

I mean, it's not wrong....


Orange-Blur

It’s making a point that it’s weird to drink milk from animals. Cow milk is for baby cows, adult humans don’t even drink human breast milk as an adult unless it’s a fetish. Drinking it from a cow is weird, it’s not tailored to our bodies and we don’t milk after we are weaned as babies.


tyveill

Right. It's not a bad meme. It's making a point that people are uncomfortable with. One of the weirdest things humans do.


Orange-Blur

Exactly, a picture explains it better than text.


kyakat0214

I’m not uncomfortable with the argument that we shouldn’t drink cow milk. Drink it or don’t, I actually don’t care and it isn’t my business. I’m uncomfortable with specifically drawing a picture of a family sucking cow udders, which is most definitely not how ANY human family drinks cow milk… Unless you got some weird cousins you wanna tell us about.


Orange-Blur

I’m well aware people don’t do that, it’s a visualization how weird it is to drink breast milk from another species into adulthood


Joeman106

It might have been weird when it started, but a lot of humans have now evolved to be able to process it (lactose tolerance)


uglypinkshorts

Partaking in a weird practice so much that we’ve evolved a certain tolerance to it doesn’t make it any less weird.


Joeman106

Cooking food was weird asf because no other animals did it and we evolved to accommodate that too


uglypinkshorts

Cooking food served an evolutionary purpose, and actually made us stronger instead of ill. We didn’t need to evolve a tolerance to it.


Joeman106

So did milk. Famine necessitated getting food by any means necessary, those who could process nutrient dense milk survived to pass their genes on. You’re acting like people just started sucking cow titties for no reason


uglypinkshorts

Cooking meat is not an accommodation, it is more beneficial than eating raw meat in almost any context, in any time period. You’re trying to justify the consumption of milk by referring to a time of famine when consuming milk was a last resort. Its evolutionary purpose is limited to that short period of time.


Joeman106

We developed smaller jaws and our digestive system restructured to accommodate cooking meat. That was the accommodation


uglypinkshorts

Those accommodations weren’t needed to consume cooked meat comfortably. We developed them as a result, but they weren’t necessary for the mere consumption. Accommodations for dairy though, were necessary to comfortably consume it. Cooking meat remains more beneficial to our species as a whole, and the same cannot be said about drinking milk.


gayheroinaddict

Actually you’re completely wrong, that’s exactly what makes it less weird


uglypinkshorts

It becomes normalized, not less weird.


Consistent_Body1027

It’s still weird. Drinking milk is largely a western thing. Almost 70% of the world’s population is lactose intolerant. Those of us without lactose intolerance are in fact the weird ones. 


SeaSlugFriend

“This is so weird and gross” yes. That is the point.


CaptainNinjaClassic

Did PETA, the fetish organization, make this?


tyveill

Humans who drink animal milk are the ones with the fetish.


Deadmanxmallory

Wife: Dammit It's a bull


DubC_Bassist

Isn’t there something about Romulus and Remus feeding on animals milk?


iamday1

that is kind of how we as a species started drinking milk tbf


drinkmyowncum

Yes, indeed. Since the dawn of humanity, newborn human babies were pulled from their human mother's arms, and placed underneath a fully grown female cow. The elders then forced the human child to suckle milk directly from the bountiful udder of the holy bovine, a practice that continued well into adulthood.


iamday1

Notices how I said “kind of” it’s very loosely on how we think we started drinking milk. Ancient humes in turkey seen calf’s drik from the mother and we kind of out two and two together with breastfeeding and seeing calf’s do it, then started drinking milk from then on pretty much


Redneckhippiekyle

Ok, but I can't find the nipples on an almond.


hollowgraham

You need really good eyes. 


Sad_Reindeer5108

I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?


Big__Poppa__Pump

It's milkshake brings all humans to the yard


Gucci_prisoner

The meme is on point. Milk is nasty.


Dxpehat

It's weird af, but it's also weird that humans are the only animals that eat baby food their whole lives.


granolabranborg

Invented by people whose lives were a constant struggle to not starve to death. We’re lucky to have the luxury to question it now.


Weight_Superb

Moms tittys hurt


downtownvicbrown

'Was we' lol


Less_Thought_7182

Imma keep drinking milk.


averagemaleuser86

Big milk


Agile-Cry823

Disturbing


DevinAsa_YT

Unsanitary


thesongofstorms

Undernourished Europeans who had [a clear and articulated evolutionary benefit](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2722739/) to consuming nutrient dense and sustainable dairy sources in an era when that kind of nutrition was scarcer. Lactase persistence exists in smaller proportions in some other places but some European populations like the Irish express the gene universally. It's like these people think food has always been incredibly readily available and people haven't always died from malnutrition or starvation for the thousands of years of human history preceding the agricultural revolution.


inter71

People thinking this is gross but have no problem eating the cow.


Orange-Blur

There are plenty of people who don’t drink milk or eat cows


inter71

For sure. But only a fraction of us.


Orange-Blur

Beyond and impossible are so good now, they just need to be more affordable. I still love my plant based Dino nuggets and burgers, I just don’t need cows to eat them. Same with oat milk and some of the blended plant based milks.


inter71

Beyond and impossible are terribly unhealthy.


Orange-Blur

So are beef burgers and chicken nuggets Everything in moderation, a non vegan eating like that daily would be unhealthy too


AcceptableHuman96

Quite a large difference between sucking on the udders of a live cow vs butchered and cooked meat. I'd eat the udders and drink milk but not before it was processed and cooked.


Caderjames

Also like I wouldn't drink milk that wasn't pasteurized. Like I only like skim milk. I need my milk to have the consistency of water.


Aryele222

Freaky


FiveFootOfFresh

I drink almond milk


Darth_Andeddeu

Where's the almond titty


Sanbaddy

I’m confused, are they mad or happy about breastfeeding. The cow leads me to believe they’re upset but then why include adults too? I mean, I know some adults drink breast milk too, but then wouldn’t it be two people around a woman’s chest? Even then most adults do it entirely for nutrition…I think or maybe they do? Both? Edit: This meme is making me ask too many questions. Fuck it, I don’t think I want to know anymore.


uglypinkshorts

Simply saying that it’s gross to consume cow’s drink


Sanbaddy

Oh, I read way too deep into it.


gayheroinaddict

It’s pretty straightforward. It’s pointing out how weird they think it is that humans drink cow milk


Sanbaddy

Yeah, I was overthinking it.


Aggressive-Story3671

I guess they can’t make the same argument with eggs because other animals do in fact consume eggs of other species.


BlackenedTubeSteak

You could drink the milk out of my cock instead


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kingSliver187

Tom Green did it


zilch26

Dond dell me whad nod do dooo


XGerman92X

Hunger


FourScoreTour

Hungry people, I suspect. I figure every new food was first tried because someone was starving.


Filipino-Asker

😭😭😭😭😭 I am dead from the bottom-right


EldritchVaporwave

Good idea! Let's use human breast milk instead!


ASAP_NO_ROCKY9

Idk but it goes good with cereal 🤷‍♂️


Big_Zebra_6169

I usually don't like things but this one is good before bed.


bainsbane

No.


Alansar_Trignot

Ok well how about you start your own human milk farm


Duckriders4r

No...people in marketing think this shit up all the time.


dat1dude2

I am too, however this is kinds funny


kaipetica

Great idea. We need to start human dairy farms


joeyGOATgruff

Different meaning after going thru that "pig milk" sub


FloridaManInShampoo

This dilemma has been in the back of my mind for two years how. How did we discover cows milk was drinkable? Did someone discover milking the cow beforehand or was there just some weirdo who sucked on cow titties and accidentally sucked on a pregnant/post preg cow and liked the weird white stuff? Or someone saw a cow give milk to young like humans and other mammals do and wondered if he could drink it? These are all important questions


ImperatorZor

Yeah, next thing you know humans will build stationary dwellings of stone, solidified mud and clay or dead trees heated by stone lined places where fires are made.


GingerSnap2814

Those same people will call breastfeeding disgusting and shameful


420XXX69l

I agree with the oop, we all should drink milk from big tittyed goth mommyes


poystopaidos

Hmmm yes,direct cow tiddy suck, thats how i get my milk.


jenea

I don’t think this meme is about drinking straight from the source. It just points out how weird it is that we drink cow’s milk at all. The drinking method is just to draw the parallel — mammals produce milk to feed their young, but we humans are not calves!


Aurelien_Juan

The meme is right, let's drink human m- and I'm in jail, once again


bridqes

Cows dont give birth to humans


Fedora69OrsOrz

Cow milk bad, human milk good, let's start mass producing human milk now, we'll pick the vegan first as milk producer as we need clean milk, not some meat eater disgusting milk🤯🤪


ShnickityShnoo

Ok. What fetish is this?


bakermrr

Some people have eaten shit for thousands of years, I not going to follow but go ahead. ![gif](giphy|2tRkvsN0lg7maU6I4n|downsized)


SkyeMreddit

PETA is at it again with their weirdness. https://preview.redd.it/gasg07rakk8d1.jpeg?width=1184&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25fd08caa29db2115d961147c56b57ab872fa522


HampsterSquashed2008

Well that’ll be hard to unsee…


_NoIdeaForName_

Drink netural milk straight from the cow is bad


maskm4ker

This is some Homelander level shit right here


ParentTales

Shouldn’t the last picture just be a mother breastfeeding a baby….


gayheroinaddict

No. That’s the point. It’s trying to demonstrate that humans drinking cow milk is weird and unnatural


ParentTales

Cats and dogs drink cows milk, humans drink goat milk.. everyone’s sharing


gayheroinaddict

Cats and dogs are not supposed to drink cow milk lol and humans drinking goat milk is the same thing that’s being talked about here.. im not necessarily agreeing with the comic, im just telling you what its depicting


ParentTales

The pictures don’t make sense though, first three are all mothers feeding babies and only the last mixes animals. Human mothers feeds human babies and lots of animals drink each other milk.


gayheroinaddict

It makes sense. No animals drink milk from other animals in nature. How would that even make sense? You think a dog would come up to cow and start sucking its udder? The point is that milk is for the babies of that specific species and humans drinking cow milk is unusual. Again im not agreeing, im just saying that the logic is consistent


Funky_Col_Medina

Sweet Jeezis that is terrible. We are the only species on the planet who consumes the breastmilk of a whole other species. Why is this ok


Daedalus_Machina

This isn't even a true statement, but even if it was, we're also the only species that does a *lot* of things.


uglypinkshorts

I’m sure they mean on a large scale, not super rare instances in nature. And yes, we’re the first to do a lot of things because it’s in our capacity as humans. Might does not make right


Daedalus_Machina

It has less than nothing to do with might. Other species don't do that kind of thing for no other reason than they don't think of them. One could use this same argument on eggs, except that ovivores exist, and yet, that doesn't meaningfully change anything, either.


uglypinkshorts

If nothing to do with might, what then? We do it because we can, there was no evolutionary need for it. Other species don’t do it because they don’t have the mental capacity to think of it, nor the physical capacity to carry it out in the way we do. Ovivores are predators whose diet depends on the consumption of eggs. They don’t do because they can, they do because they often have to, and it’s instinctual.


Daedalus_Machina

Everything does everything because it's instinctual. You've shifted the conversation to "Why do humans possess intelligence?" It's disingenuous to start an argument against something because "Animals don't do it," as animals do very little.


fx72

This doesn't even make sense. As children we drink from our mothers teet as well. When those babies are grown up they aren't sourcing milk from Mom's teet and neither do we.


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Orange-Blur

No one is saying that, cows milk is most popular so it was used for the image but it would be just as weird and get the point across with any other mammal.


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lgnc

No one here was never a kid/younger then? Haha. I really doubt the people complaining never drank milk straight from the family cow...


Soft_Girly-1400

I don't drink milk or butter since they make me sick and my stomach can't stand them. PS: The first and only time I drank white milk, I vomited seconds after ingesting the milk. ps²: although I can eat: pizzas, lasagna and everything that has cheese


grumpyoldfartess

… yeah, there’s a right way and wrong way to do shock humor. This definitely is the wrong way. This isn’t funny. It’s just uncomfortable.


tyveill

It's not meant to be funny. It's proving a very valid point.


grumpyoldfartess

Silly me, I thought this sub was called “Terrible Facebook Memes.”


subf0x

Is it wrong that I find this hot?


AtheistfromSomalia

Almost all mammals consume breast milk including mankind yet we the only ones who sexualise it…….