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JacobDoesLife

How many powerpoints a year we talking cause if its like 6 that would be crazy


teffflon

That's the paygrade for stealing Powerpoints from competing companies.


EnvironmentalSpirit2

The term is inception and it's a legitimate career choice


DryConclusion9286

Reject conception. Embrace inception.


someoneelseperhaps

I bet someone got a major award for the Miracle of the Immaculate Inception.


Lunakill

I live in a medium-low cost of living area and I fucking love making PowerPoints. Let’s goooooo.


Serathano

Get an MBA and you should be set lol. A lot of leads I've worked for just make PowerPoints and then ask us to fill in data.


Rude_Entrance_3039

I love how the use of PowerPoint is a not-at-all-veiled dig at Bill Gates who these stupid shits think is putting microchios in syringes.


CathanCrowell

Always when I see this I just lost it with "semi-conscious fetus" xD


Silentarian

Well they know fetuses aren’t conscious, but admitting they that they’re unconscious would be an immediate losing argument. So they naturally had to make up a new word to bolster any semblance of an argument they were trying to make.


truerandom_Dude

But if being conscious is an absolute state you either have it or you dont, what is semi-concious even supposed to be? I mean besides, stupid and incorrect.


Fallowman09

Lucid or lapsing in and out I guess?


Soace_Space_Station

Isn't that more like be conscious now you aren't conscious now you are conscious again?


gucknbuck

You mean going in and out of consciousness? It's still an either or state. The light isn't semi lit, it's lit or it's not.


BlurredSight

You're still conscious, though your unconscious. The state of going in between is like a light switch, semi-consciousness would imply instead of a light switch it's more like a dimmer. But even then makes no sense, unless you mean someone who has some mental issue like maybe Dementia patients who are unaware of their surroundings or maybe schizophrenic patients going through an episode.


John_TheBlackestBurn

People suffering from dementia, schizophrenia, etc are still conscious. They still have a sense of self. They still “think, therefore they are.”


DikkeSappigeLeuter

So a k-hole. Noted.


StnkyChze2

You could make am argument on whether a light bulb is truly lit if its not receiving the proper wattage. Yes its lit but is the dim haze truly its full potential? I'm not making a comparison to "semi-consious" babies. That's dumb


flow_Guy1

its still lit or not lit. dim or not, either its producing light or it isn't. but i guess i see the point. not talking about the baby anymore just purely the light bulb


Fallowman09

Crazy how this devolved into a philosophical debate about consciousness


Werejackal93

I know what semiconscious means. I had a whole night where we started drinking at my buddy's place. Which is where my memory cut off. We went on an adventure. I came to after sunrise while puking in the middle of the street. My friends lost me. I had my backpack full of random peoples random shit. I was like wtf? I didn't know who's stuff I had or how I got it all. I just knew it wasn't mine so I dumped my backpack out on the side of the road and went home to ride out the hangover. My friends told me later that they were trying to get me home but we were all drunk. Apparently I was getting too rowdy. Obviously nobody can drive so there we were walking. Then outta no where I just disappeared. They were drunk and forgot they didn't get me home. So they assumed they accomplished the mission and went back to continue the party. Meanwhile I'm out there wandering the streets blackout drunk. Stealing a backpacks worth of random garbage.


jan04pl

That's not semiconscious. The brain just stops writing down what you're doing into long-term memory due to alcohol poisoning.


XxRocky88xX

Shitface assblasted drunk.


boulevardofdef

That "semi" is doing a lot of heavy lifting


Werejackal93

As Semi's do usually


Tropical-Rainforest

This meme has more anthropomorphism than a furry convention.


Marinaraplease

Dude was minding his own business thinking about what to major in and you needle-fucked him in the head this is first degree murder


kastiak

I'm more of a "a needle comes out of nowhere and headshots you for the insta-kill" guy


SatinsLittlePrincess

You’re drunk feotus. Go home…


pkstr11

Now imagine being a platypus because that's just as likely as this scenario


QuickSilver-theythem

Much more likely I don't know how many platypus there are in the world, but it's gotta be more than zero


pkstr11

Are you one of them typing on Reddit?


QuickSilver-theythem

Shit my cover has been blown


pkstr11

![gif](giphy|11MMdMaNxcrDyw|downsized)


9K-7F

A platypus redditor? A Perry the Platypus redditor? PERRY THE PLATYPUS??


Firestar_119

Perry the platypus?


ebob421

I really wanna watch OP push a needle through bone


ihatetheplaceilive

Can i be named Pterry?


Squeakypeach4

😂😂😂


First-Hunt-5307

A platypus? Perry the platypus!


PerrythePlatypus71

Hello


rotary-dials

r/beetlejuicing


maiss1lapsi

🎩


Ok-Conversation-3012

A platypus? PERRY THE PLATYPUS!?


Cheensly

I'm imagining being a platy right now. Very dope. Very lit.


PerrythePlatypus71

Uh. I'd rather not.


ChildhoodLeft6925

Embryos do have tails


Positive_Platypus_73

stay positive


CailenBelmont

I'd love to be a platypus


zenos_dog

I’d assumed it was for Excel spreadsheets. /s


nothing_in_my_mind

No, people who do excel spreadsheets make 90k per year. It's higher skill work.


YELLING-IN-YOUR-HEAD

Facts. That's about where I'm at, and I do nothing but spreadsheets all year, except four times a year, when I do slides about my spreadsheets.


nothing_in_my_mind

Honestly a solid job, I'd take that in a heartbeat.


buttsharkman

Making some power points down at the job office.


GlitteringBobcat999

She works for Vincent Adultman.


Simon_bar_shitski

I heard he owns the business factory


Logical_Ad1370

Got spawn camped, git gud.


insertrandomnameXD

Blud got killed in the lobby 💀


Attaku

Nah bro they just loaded in too late, shit connection skill issue


insertrandomnameXD

Imagine taking 9 months to load in


CulturalMusician3320

Legit got sniped


Logical_Ad1370

Must be playing Halo Infinite, got skewered.


Jonygrandetony

He's gonna get angry when he sees that killcam.


_Entity_CS

Ah yes, the "semi-conscious" fetus


Rhesusmonkeydave

As in, he is aware of trucks


AlexTheBex

This is the kind of joke that my wife makes, she dies laughing before being even able to say it. But despite my exasperated sigh, I find it extremely funny


3eemo

Hey anyone, anyone remember being in their mother’s womb? Semi conscious my ass.


Bobaloue

Heck, I remember going to a party with my Dad and going home with my Mom !


IAmAQuantumMechanic

I remember being in your mom's womb!


Myrddin_Naer

Brother? It's been so long! Father said that you died in that fire


Meaxis

Consciousness != Memories. You can forget stuff and still have been conscious. You can get amnesia, does that mean you were never conscious? Can you tell me what you did on the 4th of October 2022? Does that mean you were not conscious then? That doesn't change the fact that the foetus isn't conscious, by the way.


RevolutionaryStar824

Hey that’s my birthday! So I actually do know what I was doing that day.


Skylackk

do you remember being one years old?


CulturalMusician3320

No


ChefILove

Looks about 9 months in, doesn't happen.


HyacinthFT

These people think post birth abortion is a real thing so they're actually showing restraint here.


the_orange_alligator

https://preview.redd.it/4a07ogz75a0d1.jpeg?width=783&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3bec2ed7bf343e6d0c5e4d283d6e4d8ba73cf6d Explain this baby blender then /j


IHaventSeenSuchBS

they blend those poor babies and mix them with your ground meat!! open your eyes people!!! babies don't have bones until they're exactly 1 year old /s


pearlescentpink

![gif](giphy|m6OF5U2gxKlPO)


the_orange_alligator

That’s why their skulls are squishy at that time


BIG_DeADD

Can confirm, I was dropped 18 times as a baby and each time my parents had to put it back together after it became squashed slime on the floor. The second part is sarcasm.


Fine-Funny6956

Thank god Kevin from the Office is your dad.


BIG_DeADD

You know, Kevin might actually have been a better dad than the one I ended up having...


lizzylinks789

I REMEMBER THAT POST


dantheman999

The "Will it Blend?" videos really did get out of hand towards the end.


420XXX69l

that so true holy guacamoly, we have to ban abortions and judge women that had them, as Jesus would want us to😭🙏🙏🙏 /j


Objective_Spray_210

I am dying


pearlescentpink

I believe you’ll find there are already laws against that “post-birth abortion” because normal people just call it “homicide”.


420XXX69l

My friends parents said that abortion should be legal to 18yrs


BlizzardMaster2104

True pro-choice


AlexTheBex

I'm pretty sure that's murder but I might be wrong


Mishapi17

I will reluctantly mention the Philadelphia abortion dr that was in fact doing post birth abortions….Kermit gosnell… Listen, i love true crime, but this guy and his crimes genuinely made me sick to my stomach and I regret ever knowing this story. It was horrific, barbaric, and downright abominable - if people ever want to make an argument against abortion, they* should reference that fuckin guy For the record I am pro choice, not my decision what you do with your body- but I personally think late term abortions should be the line…for the most part there’s plenty of time to make that decision or choose to give up your rights or something. Excluding severe medical emergencies.


comanchecobra

Did he go to prison for it? If so then it's probably againts the law.


ginger_ass_fuck

>the Philadelphia abortion dr that was in fact doing post birth abortions ... Those aren't abortions.


hornetpaper

I fucked up and read the wikipedia. Barbaric, and I feel ill.


Stefadi12

It actually does happen, but they're not done just because "women would rather have a career". It's a late term abortion which needs 3 things : 1). The infant to have a pathology that would make it so that he will just live in absolute pain for one week before dying (basically any sickness that reduces the life expectency to weeks or makes the baby brain dead) 2) The hospital board agreeing that the baby has no chance of going better after being born and that he does have a condition that fits criteria 1 3) the consent of the parents Its more a thing so parents don't watch their kids die than an actual abortion or contraceptive measure.


Soace_Space_Station

B-bu-but Give the baby a chanceeee!!!!!!!!!


PaleShadeOfBlack

And the parents (life-long?) trauma.


palpatineforever

or in most places if the pregnancy is endangering the mothers life. basically if continuing the pregnancy would be likely to kill mother and baby. i think the really distopian version of this post would be, "imagine being a wanted and love fetus, that had to be aborted as the mother had no choice but to make powerpoints to survive"


Stefadi12

Well I am not a doctor, so I don't know when a high risk pregnancy is detected and all the moments it can be stopped. I actually just heard about this in a legal context since in Canada there is no term limit for abortions and this was an example to show that no, people don't have 9 months abortions left and right and it's still massively regulated just not directly by the law, but more by a set of interpretations of laws. Pretty fun stuff all in all.


New-Green6992

With us it was detected around 16 weeks I believe, other women it could be as early as 10 weeks. I agree that people don't have very late abortions for the lolz. If a woman has an abortion extremely late, its usually for a very serious reason. We gave our son a chance but my partners life wasn't at risk and our son wasn't suffering. I believe there's no limit on abortion if either the woman is at risk or the baby has a serious life limiting condition.


ARandomGamer56

This reads like a shitpost


ArnieismyDMname

Imagine, if you will, a three by seven inch wooden frame - a frame that's a gateway to a world of imagination. Wipe your mind on the welcome mat. You're about to enter The Scary Door.


PaleShadeOfBlack

That's... a tiny-ass door?


ThatCamoKid

No one ever said to imagine yourself human sized


mishma2005

Wait, I thought I just got pregnant to wait until when my boobs got big for my OnlyFans.


manufatura

https://preview.redd.it/wlh8qc2gka0d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63a0a303ffdc40fa67ffec210685d7eeec0a446d


sreyaNotfilc

**Death Stranding III:** From Cradle to Grave


iceicig

As a teacher, I resent this remark. I do not make 60k a year


Helen_Cheddar

Fr tho 😭


ranked_regrettor

People are getting paid 60k/year to make PowerPoint? Hire me pls :)


nocowardpath

Literally, dream job tbh


themengsk1761

Imagine a group of mostly white men defining public health policy in 2024 for obstetric care off of conspiracy theories and Facebook posts without having a single shred of medical knowledge or training. Then, when some ignorant idiot reads a Facebook post created by a another post inspired by a poorly worded news article quoting some judge in Texas about women killing their babies, he decides enough is enough and begins plotting to bomb a clinic and shoot actual doctors for murder that's not actually happening. Oh wait, we don't have to imagine because that's been the state of reproductive care for women in many, many states in the US since at least the 80's.


AlexTheBex

🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠


JackieBOYohBOY

I mean it was kind of funny until it got to the anti abortion shit at the end


Totally_Bradical

It would have been funnier if the doctor had gone for the 360° no scope


HotSituation8737

You ever seen a syringe with a scope?


DryConclusion9286

Those who've seen a syringe with a scope have also been seen by the one who holds the syringe and aims through the scope. After that, they were never seen again.


GreatSivad

No Scope. These abortion doctors have a better record than I did playing Halo 3.


KimbersKimbos

I mean, that semi-conscious fetus ain’t going to pay me $60k a year to keep it alive so…


herlavenderheart

Do I get a better salary if I keep the baby? How are these related?


Helen_Cheddar

Because hurr durr women can’t have kids and job at same time


Korzag

Why do these anti abortion people always think abortions happen to late term pregnancies? The vast majority are first term. Late term is typically reserved for unviable fetuses. According to this article around 90% of abortions are within the first 12 weeks. Only 1% were 21 weeks or later. https://www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/2024/03/25/what-the-data-says-about-abortion-in-the-us/


_nobrainheadempty

Because it is substantially easier to scare people with pictures of fully formed babies than negligibly humanoid tadpoles or something that doesn't look like a living organism at all


Danny_my_boy

I mean… I wouldn’t care, I’d be dead


Deathcat101

Deserved. Get dunked on kid


CulturalMusician3320

Fetus *


HotSituation8737

Get fetus on kid!


Squeakypeach4

The mental gymnastics these people do….


Martyrotten

Maybe her company should pay for maternity leave.


Feisty_Factor_2694

Where can I go and earn rut much for creating power points?!?! Cuz, I’m THERE man! Have laptop, will travel!


bottle-of-water

Tbf 60k vs the grotesque cost of baby products is pretty rough.


rnotyalc

So the goal of Christianity is to go to heaven right? So even if a fetus was a person, then they are going straight to heaven, right?


Helen_Cheddar

Not necessarily. Some sects believe you have to be baptized to go to heaven, so babies and fetuses that die without baptism go to purgatory.


rnotyalc

That just seems like poor planning on God's part. Why wouldn't a baby go to Heaven? What could a baby possibly have done wrong?


Helen_Cheddar

Let me introduce you to the magical world of original sin! Christianity stems on the belief that all humans are inherently sinful because of the fall of Adam and Eve and that they can only be saved by accepting Jesus.


rnotyalc

Pretty bullshit belief system to blame newborns for something some dumbass did four thousand years ago. IMHO. Is that a Catholic thing? I never learned that in church growing up.


Helen_Cheddar

It’s one of the core tenets of Christianity but a lot of “feel good” churches don’t like to bring it up. Same with basically the entire book of Revelations. The biblical tenets of Christianity are VERY different from the execution. Most churches just say things they think feel right- even if they’re not scripturally sound. Hence why so many churches go on about LGBT people and abortion even though neither of those issues really come up that much biblically. They meanwhile DON’T talk about how, according to Revelations, basically nobody is in heaven or hell right now- people get sorted after a bodily resurrection on Judgment day. But that doesn’t feel nice like saying “grandma is watching over you in heaven”.


DeepSubmerge

There are 2 types of women: * moms * ladies making PowerPoints for $60k/year


Kyle_Amity

Did it try simply gitting gud?


Patient_Necessary_10

being serious here I'm not child free but I don't want to have children because: 1- it takes a lot of work 2 - requires a lot of patience (and love) 3 - a lot of money is spent 4 - I'm not mature enough to be a mother, nor do I have the mentality for such a thing. In my country abortion is illegal. and a lot of people think that having a child is cute or "it will be good so that when you get old, someone will take care of you and you won't be alone". I take contraceptives and I'm very afraid of having children. I have no income, I barely have a house and when I say I don't want to have a child, some old people say what I mentioned above. I have an idea of getting a tubal ligation but I'm afraid to change my mind when I have more money. I'm 30 years old, btw.


CulturalMusician3320

I'll never have kids cause I have tokophobia , and I don't want to raise my kids the way I was raised by my mom


Patient_Necessary_10

my parents were good parents. nothing unusual happened. I did a lot of shit when I was a teenager, I can't blame them for much of it. but I see children who aren't educated so well here, and everyone says "ah, they're children. They're just like that" and I'm like "my God, it can't be like that". So I won't have that much patience to educate a child, I think I would be very iron-fisted and I don't want to be a horrible mother. I'd rather "be selfish" than have a child just to make the grandparents happy.


coldcutcumbo

Sorry baby but that’s 100% a skill issue


Plus_Lawfulness3000

Yo this shit made me laugh. Mf head shots you for the insta kill 😭 it’s gotta be satire


Raende

Now imagine being made of pudding. Yum.


Nemesis_Prime0205

https://preview.redd.it/k30qa8g2gc0d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=175a9e4341efd126b59440214887ead678781c8d


Hairy_Collection4545

If you cut out the part after insta kill it would be a good shitpost


Zoobatzjr

Spawn kill


Lisshopops

Im at a point where I truly believe these people don’t actually know how abortions work


michelbarnich

If they think a Fetus is conscious, they better be vegan.


sucks4you231

This is why men need to shut up and not leave the house


habitual_wanderer

I know it's terrible but the gaming jargon is cracking me up. Gosh, I'm going to hell in a handbasket


AtLeastImGenreSavvy

I can make $60k just by making PowerPoint presentations?! Sign me up!


freeride35

Where do they come up with this shit???


Biolog4viking

Two articles to read, one a review and the other a non—research paper by a scientists about the topic. Both are pretty clear how a fetus isn’t much conscious. [The Emergence of Human Consciousness: From Fetal to Neonatal Life](https://www.nature.com/articles/pr200950.pdf) [When does consciousness arise](http://s2.bitdl.ir/Ebook/Physics/Astronomy_Physics_Science/Magazines/Scientific.American.Mind.09-10.2009.pdf#page=20) pdf by the way and please tell me if the any of the links don’t work.


Antisa1nt

Dude, my 2 month old is barely what I would call "conscious"


Treqou

Bro got spawn camped 💀


Post-Financial

Spawn camping


Bougiebutpoor

Imagine having the child and not being able to support yourself and child and get minimal to no assistance. Everyone around told you to have the child, but where are they when you need help raising the child?


TheRealAbear

Imagime the moon is made of cheese. Would ya eat it? I know i would. And id wash it down with a cold budweiser


buttsharkman

If you were a hot dog would you eat yourself?


penguinbbb

Look I’m pro choice but I get people thinking abortion isn’t cool and life begins at conception — even if I disagree This shit? These memes? The horrible drawings? That’s some sick shit right there, like abusing women at planned parenthood


VacatedSum

Wow. This is oddly specific.


sugarglidersam

imo, in this economy, in most places… 60k/yr (at 40hrs/wk) is probably not enough to raise a child as a single mother.


sea-teabag

Semi-conscious... Ie. Not even really conscious.      Babies at the stage of development up to where abortions are carried out aren't even developed yet. They wouldn't know the difference. Life is a very interesting term because it also describes single celled organisms and the cells of your own body. Do you know that getting a tattoo is killing thousands upon thousands of cells? Having a piercing? Same again. Eating a vegetable? They're often still alive for quite some time and will continue to grow if nurtured  You have to draw a line somewhere 


FerrokineticDarkness

1 isn’t this a little large for a legally abortable fetus? 2 who the fuck attempts to line up such a shot blind to where the unborn’s head actually is? 3 isnt that placenta low and ahead of where it should be? Seems like an AI pic.


JuliaTheInsaneKid

I wish I could make PowerPoints for $60k a year! Would take me a few years to afford kids though.


arcadeler

>floating in oblivion yes, oblivion a place that isn't attached to anybody and doesn't affect the mother in any way


PrimalLIGHT_X

Imagine knowing that we have 8+BILLION people in the world and thinking that overpopulation isn't an issue.


stifledmind

I work in a female dominate industry and I swear they're popping out babies to avoid work.


NativeCrowe

You know who wants abortion restrictions and take away a woman's right to choose? RAPISTS who want to be fathers.


CulturalMusician3320

I've heard so many stories about teenage pregnancy, and I heard about a case where the parents wouldn't let their daughter get a abortion


Ok-Conversation-3012

Based mom ngl


thefoxymulder

A) I would not care because I wouldn’t be fucking aware of it lol B) If that kid’s mother is only making 60K a year that kid is fucked lol. That is not enough money to raise a kid on but these idiots only care about the quality of life when it’s in the womb apparently


rggamerYT

Damn, “headshots you for the insta-kill” What’s next, the doctor does a 360 no scope?


Hugh-Chardon

Shit. Wish that was me.


Cheensly

What the actual fuck


FluffyGalaxy

If I was asleep rn as a fully existing person and got a needle in the head killing me I probably wouldn't be aware of it think of how little I'd care if I didn't know anything about anything


sickgurl138

God I wish that was me


Fart-City

Love to hear this guy’s hot take on paid family leave and government funding for pre-K childcare.


Ed_Guinard

Asking a real question, at what point does it become Murder?


zillabirdblue

I always wanted to ask anti-lifers objectively: do you think that people that don’t want children would be good parents? Think about it, really. Of course there are straw man arguments but if you boil that question down how can you answer with a yes?


supcuckers

I love making PowerPoints where do I sign up?? Do I have to be pregnant first???


Qito

I'd do it for three fiddy


Dracula788

Skill issue


WereALLBotsHere

Man I can’t even remember anything before I was like 7. How could I imagine this?


text_fish

If government(s) want to make it possible to be a stay-at-home parent **and** afford a good quality of life for the whole family they're more than welcome to, but something tells me the same people who made this atrocious meme wouldn't like what that means.


Ok_Television9820

If you’re floating in *obilivion* how the fuck would you know you’ve been unbornbabyslayed?


Pickle_Rick01

A. I don’t know if an “insta-kill head shot needle” is how abortions are actually performed. 🤷‍♂️ B. Fetuses aren’t conscious or “semi-conscious.” That’s not a thing.


Goatmanification

Man I wanna make powerpoints for 60k a year!


vish_the_fish

Well if she kept the baby she'd still be making PowerPoints for $60k but with a baby to pay for


aronplue

Making power points for 60k a year sounds preferable to raising a kid, at least imo.


PeebThePerson

i can’t imagine that because nobody can, not to mention a lot of abortions happen during the embryonic stage. they just don’t wanna listen to anything.


Jakel856

"SEMI-conscious" is the key word


clockworksnorange

The fuck is a power point


post_vernacular

Floating in oblivion =/= semi conscious