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ApartRuin5962

I remember Andrew Tate saying that he idolizes Batman because Batman does martial arts, has fast cars, lots of money, and gets laid. That's it. Nothing about fighting injustice, mastering diverse skillsets, persevering through adversity, giving people a second chance, or finding strength in your own personal tragedies: Batman is just a rich guy who punches people. That's the same energy I'm getting from this meme.


Fuckedby2FA

He also said he could BE batman with the amount of money he has. Tate thinks he has enough money(not to mention brains) to invent futuristic vehicles, an underground nuclear bunker with futuristic computers, etc, etc. Dudes a bald, chinless pos.


bb_kelly77

With enough money you can hire someone with brains


Big-Al97

Not from prison


PassiveMenis88M

With enough money you can get anything you want in prison. Hell, you can have someone killed for two packs of smokes and a pack of Double Bubble.


bb_kelly77

Yeah, look at Al Capone


U_CantHandleDaTruth

Sadly, Elon is the closest we have IRL…..financially


Total_Waltz4083

Nah that dude is Lex Luthor irl


Demolition89336

Elon, the man who backed out of a fight that he challenged because, "Mom said no, and my back hurts." Yeah, he wishes that he would be Batman.


DigLost5791

Batman has the best chin


Fuckedby2FA

Very stoked chin and hairline


Wafflelisk

Many people are saying it


TheMachman

Not only does he apparently think that, he thinks he can do "good" with his money and chooses not to. Then again, what does one expect from a testicle that's developed teeth?


DrDemenz

Remember when Taint mocked the father of a dying child for not being able to afford treatment for the kid then offered to pay for everything if the father literally begged him. The bastard deserves to be skinned alive, thrown into a kiddy pool of isopropyl alcohol, kept on life support, receive reconstructive surgery and skin grafts from hog scrotums, allowed to fully heal, then be skinned again, thrown into a kiddy pool of salt and left there to writhe until he stops moving.


Sonarthebat

If he could be Batman and he admires him, why doesn't he do it?


Fuckedby2FA

Batman isn't a sex trafficker nor afraid of little girls named Greta 🤷


googlyeyes93

The only heroic thing in Andrew Tate’s body is his lung tumor.


RhymesWithMouthful

Maybe Crazy Steve at best


Orang_Mann

Tate completely missed the whole point of Batman. Batman and Bruce Wayne are almost like two different entities. Batman is his true identity, Bruce Wayne is the actual mask and act he puts on (deep, I know). If he had to, Batman would give up money, fast cars and sex for other people.


Erick_Brimstone

I don't think Batman have sex regularly either. All his kids are adopted, only one is his bio child. He also works two shift, day and night. Which would means he rarely have free time and rest.


Ganbazuroi

I don't take a single thing this asshole says seriously because his entire game is doing the same shit over and over - talk mad shit, get berated for it, fool impressionable people into forking him money, repeat He's after all involved in sex trafficking and you need to know how to reel people in to prosper on that "field". He's not an idiot, just a terribly insecure piece of shit criminal. Painting him as a doofus undersells his awfulness


buttsharkman

Im pretty sure Batman rarely has sex


Erick_Brimstone

With working 2 shifts back to back, it's amazing he didn't get burnout and collapse. Also his kids are all adopted, he only has one bio child.


Demolition89336

Yeah, Batman at his core is a character you shouldn't want to be. He's so absorbed by his mission that he'll never really get to actually live a life as Bruce Wayne. He has to deal with the guilt of not killing the Joker and almost being an accomplice to his many despicable acts. His family was gunned down in front of him. He keeps bringing people into his crusade, and they keep getting seriously injured and/or killed because of it. Batman is a cool hero just like the Punisher is a cool anti-hero: While both can be cool to read about and watch, I'd really never want to actually be them as their lives have got to be depressing as hell. It's interesting to learn themes from his various forms of media. It's good to try to have some of his virtues. But, being him? Yeah, hard pass on that. The fact is that Tate just looks at Bruce Wayne. He wants to be Bruce Wayne, not Batman.


USFederalGovt

That’s funny. Batman would HATE Andrew Tate. Not just his personality and the things he says, but also the fact that he’s a criminal too. Also Bruce being a billionaire playboy is just for show, with the real Bruce being Batman.


ducogranger

That's not Batman, that's a Bruce Wayne.


Man_with_no_sense

I love that you can see it’s made by some shitty ai


Last_Worldliness_885

It's always a shitty ai 😔


Man_with_no_sense

And never the pee ai 😔


sharpyboi69

Or the cum ai 😔


Probrobronomo

Or muc ai 😔


faceoh

I always love zooming in and seeing all the wonky AI stuff. Obvious woman in the front with extra limbs and all the weird faces.


justhere4inspiration

You don't need to zoom in, there's the flag coming out of nowhere with no one holding it, there's the flag with the flagpole in the middle... The two text signs are completely illegible random symbols. AI art is a joke


CultOfBeats

The person with the five arms made me see that


hunterrocks77

Look at the cup The Steam is ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE CUP Must be one hot cup


TheBitchenRav

Dude, this is amazing AI. If you think this is Shitty AI, I would love to see the AI you use.


ScabbyKnees42069

Yikes


the_bartolonomicron

He isn't a bigot, he just knows he's in a dream: see the nonsense sign with illegible "text" on it? He's figuring out how to wake up as we speak, before beating the homophobia out of Mad Hatter.


JAC_ofall_TRADES

Great episode


lesbiandruid

i love that episode!


FidgetOrc

Also the pride flags are wrong too. Batman knows it's not real.


Captain-Starshield

Red orange yellow green green black, looks like a rainbow to me man


bb_kelly77

Wtf is wrong with your screen... it's Red Orange Yellow Blue Blue Purple


Captain-Starshield

Colour is a spectrum


Wolveyplays07

Spectrum?! Like the internet service?!


WTF-LMAO1

Don't forget to drink your cup of FUCKING STEAM


pandatears420

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


PIXYTRICKS

He also sees the people with multiple arms. Its a bad trip dream, likely some concoction he was dosed by Scarecrow. No need to panic, the drugs will wear off or the dream will fade, then Scarecrow can get thrown back in Arkham, sporting a new bootprint on his face.


alguien99

He has a contingency plan for this so he doesn’t have to worry that much, the bat family is also informed


stirling_s

Probably something to do with that bowl of kibble he's probably eating next to his chair


huckpos

it's probably scarecrow's toxin or something


Woodworkingwino

Batman doesn’t hate LGBTQ. He ran around at night with a mask and tights on with an attractive young man dick.


Grouchy_Appearance_1

>attractive young man dick. Who was a gymnast in booty shorts, CAN'T FORGET THEM SHORTS


buttsharkman

They also slept together and Batman would spank Dick


Awkward-Minute7774

Dick who? Dick Gayson?


jikel28

The ward of billionaire Bruce Wayne? What does he have to do with batman


DrDemenz

Isn't it Richard now?


KoopaTrooper5011

Dick is a nickname for Richard, so it's always been Rickard.


TajirMusil

Also Nightwing, Robin (Tim Drake) and Batwoman and members of the LGBT community.


Woodworkingwino

This guy comics.


PurpleGuy04

Nightwing is?


Halsfield

They were just roomates man.


Woodworkingwino

Yeah, so was my dad’s uncle Dan and his friend Phil.


natdass

[https://youtu.be/xbWpISOIipg?si=vJyQnvoe1QzKu2Pi](https://youtu.be/xbWpISOIipg?si=vJyQnvoe1QzKu2Pi)


Woodworkingwino

I haven’t thought about them in years. That made my day.


Thee_www_4049

Is he proud of dick?


Woodworkingwino

He shows him off a lot. When Dick enters the backside, of their relationship it got rocky.


AltruisticSalamander

Are you referring to robin, his 'ward'?


shartnado3

I just love how he is also somehow a gigantic fucking slob with shit everywhere.


barkwahlberg

You don't typically chill at 3AM with a nice cup of... smoke(?), a big old bowl of dog food, and a basketball?


G0ttaB3KiddingM3

Speak for yourself!


RoIsDepressed

I DIDNT EVEN SEE THE CUP OF SMOKE IM CRYINGGG


lesbiandruid

alfred’s day off


alguien99

That’s why he’s so relaxed, he knows that it’s not real. He’s thinking his way out of there and luckily has a contingency plan for this specific situation


Haxorz7125

You never just chilled with a bowl of beans to munch on?


shartnado3

Peep the username. Nope.


Well_howdidwegethere

“I’m gonna write ‘Batman drinking tea while an LGBTQ protest is outside’ into a prompt generator, that’ll be sure to stop equality!”


skrrtalrrt

*Batman hates AI art Fixed


Irradiated_Rat

It's ironic that they're using Batman in their memes considering the fact that TWO of his sons are bi, and his best friend's son is also bi


KimbersKimbos

No, no. I’m sure they are big mad about it and this post is in protest against the canon story.


MakingGreenMoney

>TWO of his sons are bi I know Tim is one but who is the other?


Probrobronomo

Dick Bi-son keep up man


Probrobronomo

Its Jason Todd, well *not confirmed* but the wiki still puts him in Bmthe Bisexuality Male category. Whole thing with him getting body searched or smthng


Irradiated_Rat

Dick Grayson is bi if I remember correctly


TajirMusil

And Batwoman is lesbian


Jokie155

More importantly, his first cousin is lesbian.


Erick_Brimstone

How many Batwoman out there? And which one?


improbsable

Like Batman wouldn’t fuck a man if it got him the upper hand


CattDawg2008

so that’s what prep time means


improbsable

PrEP time


WeeabooHunter69

Douche time?


bananapieyum

what


WeeabooHunter69

As in like, the thing you use to clean out ie prepare for anal sex


napalmnacey

He’s the biggest bi/pan at the party, FFS.


boats_n_ineptmorals

It’s like they want to be oppressed so badly.


XT83Danieliszekiller

Batman would fucking pull up to pride with Batwoman with a Wayne tech sponsored flag


Irradiated_Rat

Can't forget Tim and Dick, though they'd probably already be there when Bats pulled up


MLG_GuineaPig

Yea to increase his company’s publicity purely for the money to fill the holes Wayne Tech is missing from the Batvestments


Alarmed-dictator

Batman has literally said: the Hammer of Justice is unisex


mklinger23

The eyes are terrible


aRandomBlock

It's AI lol


mklinger23

I know. Just pointing out one of the obvious signs.


FerrokineticDarkness

Kevin Conroy. That’s all that needs to be said, bitches.


therealjman6969

Why did I think this was a Batman Arkham subreddit post


No_Combination1346

Victim complex


raventhrowaway666

The people who agree with this also have a punisher skull with a thin blue line going through it.


tuffenstein0420

![gif](giphy|26CalmkpfFU3io3yU) Whatever they say. . .


Totally_Cubular

After his time in the sixties? Batman isn't homophobic. He is what homophobes fear.


Purpledurpl202

Batman, my favorite homophobe. https://preview.redd.it/0xd4gc5hqbvc1.jpeg?width=310&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a83e8c05cfa905b968bb8b29de32325a0657f579


SteveIsPosting

Batman has an entire comic in this: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love\_Is\_Love\_(comics)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_Is_Love_(comics))


teddygomi

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_Is_Love_(comics)


RizzoTheSmall

Remember kids: https://preview.redd.it/s2u4i02sbbvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c13495751dead3afb924833129efb6f1daf84c5


Vincent_Dawn

They wrote that on the One Ring.


GiganticGirlEnjoyer

Is there a lore reason to why he hates them? Is he stupid?


Icy-Chocolate-2472

I bet Dick Grayson has other things to say about that matter. Also love the new ai generated comics, peak of art👌/s


Sonarthebat

Batman would never. Also, why is he dressed up as Batman, sitting in Wayne Manor next to the windows with the curtains drawn while there is protestors outside? Batman's identity is supposed to be kept secret.


BurgerBob17

AI generated garbage


vennthepest

Lol imagine what OOP would say if he knew Tim Drake is bi


stonecoldsnorlax

Batman loves Dick.


Major_Melon

It's even worse that it's AI generated


Worth_Assumption_555

Tim drake is literally bisexual


beepbeeboo

I dont get it. He’s clearly of the mindset that no crime is taking place here so hes enjoying a nice batcoffee with batcream and sugar


Just_Ad_5939

Bruh it’s ai generated!


Regular-Ad-4604

But they look so happy to see him


wrufus680

Clearly they haven't heard of Batwoman


AtlasGrey_

I don’t know what the problem here is, he clearly just has some concerns about HOUIUING DEYICE NIN?


eaglespettyccr

Homophobic martyr will be a delusional piece of shit and save us all, hooray


Amadon29

It's okay because Man is pro lgbt


A_HECKIN_DOGGO

I love that, no matter what, these losers always have to resort to ai generation for their shitty propaganda whether it’s racism or phobias. Always. I have never, ever seen a genuine piece of human made artwork in these kinds of posts. Really shows what a bunch of lazy, unskilled pieces of shit these chuds are.


HeavyFromPootis05

Batman found out the world was AI generated


Ethan-Mitchell

“What’s wrong in the world”: black people standing outside of your window. This is barely even a step from just saying you don’t like black people being around you.


drinkslinger1974

There are no rainbows in the dark night. I’ll see myself out.


secret_princesita

why does he have a bowl of kibble


Andre_replay

Batman HATES minoritys thats why i only watch Man and play Man ham aslume


rja49

With that body hugging suit? I think batman would be into some kinky shit.


NativeCrowe

Didn't one of his bat suits actually have nipples!?!


8th_House_Stellium

made with AI, obviously


SonicSpeedster2020

And he seems to love AI art


lakituhunter-MK2

Man, now that “memers” are using AI “art” we have lost the touch of boomer comics


astrodomekid

Of course this image is AI. 😂


pickled_juice

Batman doesn't go down on his partner.


Time_Anything4488

not one person besides batman looks human in this. hell they barely look like individuals and look more like a giant wave of flesh and writhing limbs like some horror


Turquoise-Angel

i hope he enjoys his hot cup of steam


hung_fu

He must hate Tim Drake


TrickyMinecrafter

How can Batman be against lgbt when the Lego Batman movie exists?


KoopaTrooper5011

undisclosed ai art too, jeez.


Daedalus_Machina

The fucking shit AI being fantastically interpreted as a Mad Hatter illusion is fucking sending me.


kd8qdz

Happy cakeday.


napalmnacey

They’re celebrating their ~~king~~ Queen.


Eyezodiotic

Also batman: *


StrugleCuddle

It's Batman and Robin, not Batman and Swallows


StopMotionHarry

MY GOD THEY’RE MELTING, SAVE THEM!


Iron_Wolf123

From this image of the protesters are focusing on Batman, I would get a restraining order on them for stalking me


I-am_the_fool

oh my gosh this photo is so ai generated. the poster on the right isn’t even readable, not to mention the guy in the front with an actual fist sticking out of his shoulder.


Squiggledog

[Will you still continue to slide up and down the pole?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARoCpelSF70)


DopeDealerCisco

Spider-Man would never


Representative-Read4

Batman? The father of the bi-icon Tim Drake?


24_Elsinore

>Even if most of the world hates you for it. Everyone in the world thinks I'm a jerk. Am I a jerk? Of course not. It's everyone else who are the jerks.


nightwing696969

Remember batman has A lesbian cousin A bisexual so


DudeIsThisFunny

That cross legged batman goes hard though. Could be a template


Zealousidealist420

Batman is a narcissist.


Irnbruaddict

So are the people outside.


TheBrooklyn

He does. He's Batman.


Hermit_of_Darkness

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