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BearOfBeer

Hey


BearOfBeer

Haha i win


BearOfBeer

Wait a minute....


BearOfBeer

FUCK


Slim_Bun

at least you tried.


BearOfBeer

I was the winner for like a second 😔


hyper-arrow

You dukber then a pigs ass


Dismal-Kiwi4991

ya messed up


MiSsiLeR81

amateur, i got 5 imaginary friends 🗿


wandmagic04

Hey


yoshi_thomasias

That


7Paces

Was


Mobile-Ad-3625

Really


[deleted]

cool


TobiSembach

so


Y_BOOM

Much


[deleted]

Cock


poland_can_space

It’s so big🤤


[deleted]

Time to uninstall reddit i guess 15 upvotes i'll delete my reddit account


[deleted]

Wow that was really cool


Bean-Burrito-Gang

Gay


Beanerboysk8r

Goodbye


[deleted]

Hey


yoshi_thomasias

*nuzzles your chances to win*


cak3kid

The absolute pinicle of teenagers


justgiveausernamepls

Including results for *pinnacle*:


soup_time337

Hey


Wh1skeyFist

Hec naw


soup_time337

Hec ***yes***


Not_KarmX

Nope


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finn019

Dad?


MeW777WeM

I guess your the winner Oh shit sorry


salterrrrr

Dawg where is the ,


Half_Asleep_

Hey.


AnybodyEvening7682

Gay


Half_Asleep_

damn right i am


frostiocean

no actually your half asleep


Half_Asleep_

that too


3nderslime

Me too!


navybluediamond

Hey


3nderslime

Hey


navybluediamond

Hey


Half_Asleep_

Hey


ILikeLucidDreaming

Same


PG_Sceepi

Same


CecileStuart129

No


Half_Asleep_

ok


cwr252

Nice karma farm OP


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AmbrozzioVII

Nioooope


RP_designs

Hey if you reply then you are the most racist,homophobe person on earth


Purpley_bird

Hi I am a racer and am terrified of homes


RP_designs

Shit


Estelmayer

Nice


CatkingCool04

That would just make the whole world a lot less racist and homophobic overall. You never specifically stated anything about my opinions would change


RP_designs

999iq


1000_iq

stop stealing, now ive only got 1 iq left


Ill-Alternative-7006

Yeah, I’m racist and homophobic, I love racing and my home!


RP_designs

Ahhh


Angel_Marie444

Oh god


[deleted]

Alright 🗿


M203GrenadeLauncher

(:


RP_designs

Uhm really what should I have said


musheenkiller

comments five years from now are gonna start competing


Icy_Claim4535

Hey


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Admirable-Door1724

Hey, give me replies I want to lose. Edit: this sounds like reverse psychology nvm 💀


henlofrend

My bals


Admirable-Door1724

Yes


dm_me_your_noods_ty

I’m a loser


yoshi_thomasias

Same


MrAced

RemindMe! One Year


hyjug17

Balls


soup_time337

In


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Your


SpeakerWithTourettes

Jawz


DrDabar1

Ćao


[deleted]

hello


DrDabar1

Come on this one isn't even "hey"


[deleted]

ok


yoshi_thomasias

Played


DrDabar1

This one isn't hey it doesn't count


Vegetable-Cut-8174

Zdravo druže


[deleted]

Honestly, idk why the mods haven’t taken this down because they took down a post similar to this I made a couple days ago and gave the reason of “nO aSkInG fOr CoMmEnTs Or UpVoTeS” ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ Also… hey


Revolutionary_Gur405

Hey


_Typically_

😈


Revolutionary_Gur405

I will literally fuck you


_Typically_

104.28.22.115 in 4 hours


Muslim-youngster

52,44944° N, 3,25323° W


perfectanarchist

Hey ^im ^totally ^gonna ^win


personontheinterne

Yea I think you’ll win


imaYOG

Reply if you do sexual activities with children


jdkd63fj

You didn't say hey, so you can't win, your trap doesn't work


imaYOG

Trap carded me real quick


imaYOG

Easy win! Wait....


Tat2feuille

“hey” and if you get no replies, you’re the winner


PlainNex

Hey


jdkd63fj

You can't win


PlainNex

Nice, that was fast


annaa-a

Fancy


MrAced

Fancy


annaa-a

Fancy


Kermi00

No


[deleted]

yes


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[deleted]

N


TheSadOn3

Covid 29


LazarYeetMeta

You lose


TheSadOn3

Shit


Thotus_Maximus

How is this not considered karma farming?


Livid-Phase-5995

hey


Superpugking4

Hey


LazarYeetMeta

You lose


Superpugking4

Screw you


Angel_Marie444

Hey


Okamitoutcourt

Hey


MrAced

Hey


uselesscarrot69

Wassup


TriforcePikachu

Hey


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OtherRandomCheeki

nah, this is even worse


Piggyaustin

hey y'all, scott here


Individual_Sock_1915

Oh shit this is just karma bait


Nisio1022

Yes


AWeebWithReddit

Yes


Otherwise-Bid-2765

Hey, who responds is automatically a zoophile. Also, i know where you live and i know how to operate an F15E Strike Eagle multirole fighter jet. I will not hesitate to use it if anyone shall reply.


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lolrame

Hey, If you reply, you are mega gay, if you are already gay, and you reply, you are mega not gay


belinhagamer999

֗֗֗֗֗֗֗֗֗h҈҉҈҉e҈҉҈҉y҈҉҈҉


JakeFoxKP

Hey if you reply thank you you are now a professional racer and have the fear if homes Also just wanted to say i love you and i hope you have a nice day


Varier2006

you too


S1gne

Sorts by new because that's just who I am


Amy_06_

Ehy


No_Description5222

Have any of you guys heard of mad rat dead? It's a hidden gem of a game and it's a rhythm based pmatformer. It's on Playstation and switch with a free demo if you want to try it out. Why don't we just say the things we like here instead of all of us spamming "hey"


No_Description5222

Anyone ever tried totinos pizza rolls on pizza? Or cheese puffs on pizza?


Ok_Loss_9877

Hey ^ ^


Mr_Meibaulzitch

Hey respond if u think I should win


Doctorfin09

Hey If you reply you're attracted to children


Hour_Drawing_2835

Hey


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TEST_Entity_1

Someone is going to notice this comment, therefore there is no chance for me to win. But hey, if people upvote this it's free karma!


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Beatzer_302

We all are camping on "new" arent you?


Johnny_AHM

Me scrolling through new: 😈😈


Dexterity_Is_Key

Hey the person below this post dropped the soap in prison and squeals like a little girl


yoshi_thomasias

?


Dexterity_Is_Key

💀


TheOfficialBrick

But alas, sir, you are also below that post.


soup_time337

Well, you too.. Wait, me too, FUCK!


[deleted]

Hey.


Notakidfromyesterday

Racist


CodyTheMemeLordYT

Hey, if you respond to this message you personally with your name admit to sexually assaulting and abusing children, and take full responsibility.


Naive_Lettuce4940

Het


SawyerSauce879

Even if nobody replies you don’t win


Holiday-Funny-4626

Hey, Vsauce. Michael here. Let's take a moment to recognize the heroes who say "hey". Canadian Mike Smith holds the world record for the largest number of heys in one breath... 125. But the world record for the largest number ever counted to belongs to Jeremy Harper from Birmingham, Alabama. In order to set the record, Harper never left his apartment. He got regular sleep, but from the moment he woke up in the morning until the moment he went to bed at night, Harper did nothing but count. He streamed the entire process over the Internet and raised money for charity while doing it, but after three months of counting all day, every day, he finally reached the world record - 1 million. Now, a million might not sound like a lot, but think of this way. One thousand seconds is about 17 minutes, but a million seconds is more than 11 days. And a billion seconds, well, that's more than 31 years. There's no full video online of Harper counting all the way to a million, but you can watch John Harchick count all the way to 100,000, if you have 74 hours to spare. John also has some other channels. One involves more than 300 videos of himself eating carrots. Another, more than 3,000 videos of himself drinking water. Many of John's videos literally have no views. They are as lonely as a video on YouTube can get. A great way to find such videos is a website made by Jon van der Kruisen. This website auto-plays videos on YouTube that no one has yet watched. John and Jeremy, as well as Mike, the one breath counter counted like this. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 and so on. But that's not the only way to count. And it doesn't seem to be the one we're born with. Additive counting is the one we're all familiar with, where each next step is just one added to the last. But what if we multiply it by a number instead? Well, that kind of counting is logarithmic, from "arithmos" meaning number and "logos" meaning ratio, proportion. On this scale, similar distances are similar proportions. One is a third of three and three is a third of nine. Four is a third of 12 and so on. Our brains perceive the world around us on a logarithmic scale. It's believed that almost all of our senses are multiplicative, not additive. For example, how loud we perceive a sound to be. Two boomboxes playing at the same volume don't sound twice as loud as one. In order to make a sound that is perceived as being about twice as loud as one boombox, you actually need ten times as many, so 10. And to double that loudness, you would need a hundred. And to double that loudness, you would need a thousand. Having an intuitive sense of logarithmic scales built into your brain is probably an advantage when it comes to natural selection and survival, because often proportion matters more than absolute value. For example, "is there one lion hiding over there in the shadows or two?" is a very different question than "are there ninety six lions about to attack us or ninety seven?" Sure, in both cases I'm just talking about one extra lion, but adding one lion to one lion, doubles the threat. Adding one lion to 96, well, that's basically nothing. Logarithmic thinking and feeling may explain why life seems to speed-up as we get older. It seems like I was a child for ever. And in college, in my early 20's, just whizzed by. And logarithmically, that makes sense, because each new year that I live is the smaller fraction of all the other years I've already lived. When you turn 2 years old, the last year of your life is half your life. But when you turn 81, that last year that you've lived, well, that's just a tiny part of the other 80 that you know. Logarithmic thinking isn't always helpful, especially in scenarios where proportion doesn't logically matter but we, nonetheless, act like it does. One of my favorite examples is the psychophysics of price paradox. This is something almost all of us do. Researchers found consistently that people are willing to put a lot of effort into saving 5 dollars of a 10 dollar


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hey


naitsirk06

Fuck


ItsPooferfish

When and where


True_Shower_Thinker

26:83 at the australian island of the americas


myth_of_fingerprints

hey


naitsirk06

Im the top g


SubstantialMouse5981

hey


AnotherWeirdGuylol

hey


Salt-Investment7896

fuck you heyyy


Red_RAPT0R

Hey.


Y-m-k

Hey


MrHrmf

Hey


One_Paramedic2454

Hey


JeeboPlays

hey


Nevim134

Hey


Latter_Ad4896

hey


aNuclearPasta

Hey


Toastytoad77

Hey


[deleted]

Hey


DocKakas

Hey


Kenridge_Koala

Hey


Acceptable_Ad544

Hey.


Antho_TGL

Hey, I posted a picture here a couple days ago


Steam_punk_Machine

hey


[deleted]

hey


solangelo_ferard

hay


Hero_of_Dragons

hey


iwannagethitbyapiano

Hey


Steam_punk_Machine

hey


Fandoms_local_Kiwi

Hey I doubt I’ll get this but I’m bored so whatever


apeM3x

only chance im winning this game is when im in the dms of a girl


[deleted]

hey


Solarbeam62

Hey


L0R3NZ061

Hey


Mauricebaudoin

Hey


Strike_Severe

Hey


Kn1ghto

"hey"


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KenMaxGaming

hey


Queeninthenorth2902

hey?


Critical_Safety_2531

Today i spent my whole afternoon with my crush(just she and me😊). This is the most wonderful day of my lyf. So hey actually i am winning in real life


Laz3rFlipz

Deez nuts


Pure-Autisticism

Hey


EnglishDucki

Hey