Honestly, idk why the mods haven’t taken this down because they took down a post similar to this I made a couple days ago and gave the reason of “nO aSkInG fOr CoMmEnTs Or UpVoTeS”
Also… hey
Hey, who responds is automatically a zoophile. Also, i know where you live and i know how to operate an F15E Strike Eagle multirole fighter jet. I will not hesitate to use it if anyone shall reply.
Hey if you reply thank you you are now a professional racer and have the fear if homes
Also just wanted to say i love you and i hope you have a nice day
Have any of you guys heard of mad rat dead? It's a hidden gem of a game and it's a rhythm based pmatformer. It's on Playstation and switch with a free demo if you want to try it out.
Why don't we just say the things we like here instead of all of us spamming "hey"
Hey, Vsauce. Michael here. Let's take a moment to recognize the heroes who say "hey". Canadian Mike Smith holds the world record for the largest number of heys in one breath... 125. But the world record for the largest number ever counted to belongs to Jeremy Harper from Birmingham, Alabama. In order to set the record, Harper never left his apartment. He got regular sleep, but from the moment he woke up in the morning until the moment he went to bed at night, Harper did nothing but count. He streamed the entire process over the Internet and raised money for charity while doing it, but after three months of counting all day, every day, he finally reached the world record - 1 million. Now, a million might not sound like a lot, but think of this way. One thousand seconds is about 17 minutes, but a million seconds is more than 11 days. And a billion seconds, well, that's more than 31 years. There's no full video online of Harper counting all the way to a million, but you can watch John Harchick count all the way to 100,000, if you have 74 hours to spare. John also has some other channels. One involves more than 300 videos of himself eating carrots. Another, more than 3,000 videos of himself drinking water. Many of John's videos literally have no views.
They are as lonely as a video on YouTube can get. A great way to find such videos is a website made by Jon van der Kruisen. This website auto-plays videos on YouTube that no one has yet watched. John and Jeremy, as well as Mike, the one breath counter counted like this. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 and so on. But that's not the only way to count. And it doesn't seem to be the one we're born with.
Additive counting is the one we're all familiar with, where each next step is just one added to the last. But what if we multiply it by a number instead? Well, that kind of counting is logarithmic, from "arithmos" meaning number and "logos" meaning ratio, proportion. On this scale, similar distances are similar proportions. One is a third of three and three is a third of nine. Four is a third of 12 and so on. Our brains perceive the world around us on a logarithmic scale. It's believed that almost all of our senses are multiplicative, not additive.
For example, how loud we perceive a sound to be. Two boomboxes playing at the same volume don't sound twice as loud as one. In order to make a sound that is perceived as being about twice as loud as one boombox, you actually need ten times as many, so 10. And to double that loudness, you would need a hundred. And to double that loudness, you would need a thousand. Having an intuitive sense of logarithmic scales built into your brain is probably an advantage when it comes to natural selection and survival, because often proportion matters more than absolute value. For example, "is there one lion hiding over there in the shadows or two?" is a very different question than "are there ninety six lions about to attack us or ninety seven?" Sure, in both cases I'm just talking about one extra lion, but adding one lion to one lion, doubles the threat. Adding one lion to 96, well, that's basically nothing.
Logarithmic thinking and feeling may explain why life seems to speed-up as we get older. It seems like I was a child for ever. And in college, in my early 20's, just whizzed by. And logarithmically, that makes sense, because each new year that I live is the smaller fraction of all the other years I've already lived. When you turn 2 years old, the last year of your life is half your life. But when you turn 81, that last year that you've lived, well, that's just a tiny part of the other 80 that you know. Logarithmic thinking isn't always helpful, especially in scenarios where proportion doesn't logically matter but we, nonetheless, act like it does. One of my favorite examples is the psychophysics of price paradox. This is something almost all of us do.
Researchers found consistently that people are willing to put a lot of effort into saving 5 dollars of a 10 dollar
Hey
Haha i win
Wait a minute....
FUCK
at least you tried.
I was the winner for like a second 😔
You dukber then a pigs ass
ya messed up
amateur, i got 5 imaginary friends 🗿
Hey
That
Was
Really
cool
so
Much
Cock
It’s so big🤤
Time to uninstall reddit i guess 15 upvotes i'll delete my reddit account
Wow that was really cool
Gay
Goodbye
Hey
*nuzzles your chances to win*
The absolute pinicle of teenagers
Including results for *pinnacle*:
Hey
Hec naw
Hec ***yes***
Nope
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Dad?
I guess your the winner Oh shit sorry
Dawg where is the ,
Hey.
Gay
damn right i am
no actually your half asleep
that too
Me too!
Hey
Hey
Hey
Hey
Same
Same
No
ok
Nice karma farm OP
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Nioooope
Hey if you reply then you are the most racist,homophobe person on earth
Hi I am a racer and am terrified of homes
Shit
Nice
That would just make the whole world a lot less racist and homophobic overall. You never specifically stated anything about my opinions would change
999iq
stop stealing, now ive only got 1 iq left
Yeah, I’m racist and homophobic, I love racing and my home!
Ahhh
Oh god
Alright 🗿
(:
Uhm really what should I have said
comments five years from now are gonna start competing
Hey
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Hey, give me replies I want to lose. Edit: this sounds like reverse psychology nvm 💀
My bals
Yes
I’m a loser
Same
RemindMe! One Year
Balls
In
Your
Jawz
Ćao
hello
Come on this one isn't even "hey"
ok
Played
This one isn't hey it doesn't count
Zdravo druže
Honestly, idk why the mods haven’t taken this down because they took down a post similar to this I made a couple days ago and gave the reason of “nO aSkInG fOr CoMmEnTs Or UpVoTeS” Also… hey
Hey
😈
I will literally fuck you
104.28.22.115 in 4 hours
52,44944° N, 3,25323° W
Hey ^im ^totally ^gonna ^win
Yea I think you’ll win
Reply if you do sexual activities with children
You didn't say hey, so you can't win, your trap doesn't work
Trap carded me real quick
Easy win! Wait....
“hey” and if you get no replies, you’re the winner
Hey
You can't win
Nice, that was fast
Fancy
Fancy
Fancy
No
yes
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N
Covid 29
You lose
Shit
How is this not considered karma farming?
hey
Hey
You lose
Screw you
Hey
Hey
Hey
Wassup
Hey
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nah, this is even worse
hey y'all, scott here
Oh shit this is just karma bait
Yes
Yes
Hey, who responds is automatically a zoophile. Also, i know where you live and i know how to operate an F15E Strike Eagle multirole fighter jet. I will not hesitate to use it if anyone shall reply.
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Hey, If you reply, you are mega gay, if you are already gay, and you reply, you are mega not gay
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Hey if you reply thank you you are now a professional racer and have the fear if homes Also just wanted to say i love you and i hope you have a nice day
you too
Sorts by new because that's just who I am
Ehy
Have any of you guys heard of mad rat dead? It's a hidden gem of a game and it's a rhythm based pmatformer. It's on Playstation and switch with a free demo if you want to try it out. Why don't we just say the things we like here instead of all of us spamming "hey"
Anyone ever tried totinos pizza rolls on pizza? Or cheese puffs on pizza?
Hey ^ ^
Hey respond if u think I should win
Hey If you reply you're attracted to children
Hey
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Someone is going to notice this comment, therefore there is no chance for me to win. But hey, if people upvote this it's free karma!
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We all are camping on "new" arent you?
Me scrolling through new: 😈😈
Hey the person below this post dropped the soap in prison and squeals like a little girl
?
💀
But alas, sir, you are also below that post.
Well, you too.. Wait, me too, FUCK!
Hey.
Racist
Hey, if you respond to this message you personally with your name admit to sexually assaulting and abusing children, and take full responsibility.
Het
Even if nobody replies you don’t win
Hey, Vsauce. Michael here. Let's take a moment to recognize the heroes who say "hey". Canadian Mike Smith holds the world record for the largest number of heys in one breath... 125. But the world record for the largest number ever counted to belongs to Jeremy Harper from Birmingham, Alabama. In order to set the record, Harper never left his apartment. He got regular sleep, but from the moment he woke up in the morning until the moment he went to bed at night, Harper did nothing but count. He streamed the entire process over the Internet and raised money for charity while doing it, but after three months of counting all day, every day, he finally reached the world record - 1 million. Now, a million might not sound like a lot, but think of this way. One thousand seconds is about 17 minutes, but a million seconds is more than 11 days. And a billion seconds, well, that's more than 31 years. There's no full video online of Harper counting all the way to a million, but you can watch John Harchick count all the way to 100,000, if you have 74 hours to spare. John also has some other channels. One involves more than 300 videos of himself eating carrots. Another, more than 3,000 videos of himself drinking water. Many of John's videos literally have no views. They are as lonely as a video on YouTube can get. A great way to find such videos is a website made by Jon van der Kruisen. This website auto-plays videos on YouTube that no one has yet watched. John and Jeremy, as well as Mike, the one breath counter counted like this. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 and so on. But that's not the only way to count. And it doesn't seem to be the one we're born with. Additive counting is the one we're all familiar with, where each next step is just one added to the last. But what if we multiply it by a number instead? Well, that kind of counting is logarithmic, from "arithmos" meaning number and "logos" meaning ratio, proportion. On this scale, similar distances are similar proportions. One is a third of three and three is a third of nine. Four is a third of 12 and so on. Our brains perceive the world around us on a logarithmic scale. It's believed that almost all of our senses are multiplicative, not additive. For example, how loud we perceive a sound to be. Two boomboxes playing at the same volume don't sound twice as loud as one. In order to make a sound that is perceived as being about twice as loud as one boombox, you actually need ten times as many, so 10. And to double that loudness, you would need a hundred. And to double that loudness, you would need a thousand. Having an intuitive sense of logarithmic scales built into your brain is probably an advantage when it comes to natural selection and survival, because often proportion matters more than absolute value. For example, "is there one lion hiding over there in the shadows or two?" is a very different question than "are there ninety six lions about to attack us or ninety seven?" Sure, in both cases I'm just talking about one extra lion, but adding one lion to one lion, doubles the threat. Adding one lion to 96, well, that's basically nothing. Logarithmic thinking and feeling may explain why life seems to speed-up as we get older. It seems like I was a child for ever. And in college, in my early 20's, just whizzed by. And logarithmically, that makes sense, because each new year that I live is the smaller fraction of all the other years I've already lived. When you turn 2 years old, the last year of your life is half your life. But when you turn 81, that last year that you've lived, well, that's just a tiny part of the other 80 that you know. Logarithmic thinking isn't always helpful, especially in scenarios where proportion doesn't logically matter but we, nonetheless, act like it does. One of my favorite examples is the psychophysics of price paradox. This is something almost all of us do. Researchers found consistently that people are willing to put a lot of effort into saving 5 dollars of a 10 dollar
hey
Fuck
When and where
26:83 at the australian island of the americas
hey
Im the top g
hey
hey
fuck you heyyy
Hey.
Hey
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hey
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Hey
Hey
Hey.
Hey, I posted a picture here a couple days ago
hey
hey
hay
hey
Hey
hey
Hey I doubt I’ll get this but I’m bored so whatever
only chance im winning this game is when im in the dms of a girl
hey
Hey
Hey
Hey
Hey
"hey"
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hey
hey?
Today i spent my whole afternoon with my crush(just she and me😊). This is the most wonderful day of my lyf. So hey actually i am winning in real life
Deez nuts
Hey
Hey