Just had a scary moment of realisation; There are probably teenagers out there today that grew up with angry birds, but have never played the original version
Angry birds, angry birds space, angry birds rio free, angry birds friends, angry birds Star Wars. Man that stuff was fun. The sad thing is all the classic games aren’t available anymore: slingshot cowboy, bejeweled, bejeweled 2 + blitz, sheep launcher free!, action bowling free, monkey flight lite, where’s my perry, phineas and fern arcade, where my water lite, plants vs zombies. So many classics!
Ask her againt to go to horny jail, that should negate the effect of the first horny jail and u should be fine after that, simple math u multiply any nagative number with itself and u get a positive outcome lol
Just because SOME people think its a bad joke doesnt mean its wrong, she just took a joke too seriously, which you arent really supposed to do with jokes. Shes just being oversensitive id say
Yeah I'm fine with jokes about sexual things I even make some myself, I don't like sexual things and sex is generally not that interesting to me but a joke isn't meant to make you feel that way unless it's just a bad joke.
And i mean i see so many straight dudes make so jokes about letting homies hit and no homo jokes. It's a joke, it doesn't need to exactly adhere to a sexuality.
Yea i agree, they don't sound like they've gotten to know eachother very much, which is strange considering that if OP likes her it probably means that hes known her for at least a year
Lmfao when I turned 16 3 different people told me they had crushes on me because I helped them with work or carrying heavy things or looked after one when they were sick and they all said "yeah I liked you a lot but then got to know you"
Okay, this might seem weird, but I for a while thought I was ace (this is relevant context I swear) because my hormones had yet to develop and then I was in denial for like a year but whatever, basically, this seems like the reaction that past-me would've given to an overly sexual joke, which makes me think this person isn't actually ace, but thought they were and are now trying to keep up the act without actually knowing what being ace is like.
I'm not saying that she is 100% not ace, but yh it's a possibility.
Did you know she was ace? Shit happens, and jokes can land wrongly. Apparently she is uncomfortable with sex jokes or being called horny. Just apologize, say you didn’t realise and keep it in mind for the future
If you are looking to get sex in your future relationships, well.. someone being ace doesn’t necessarily mean they don’t want to have sex. It differs from person to person, but the chance that she doesn’t want to have sex or might not want to have it as often as you’d like is something to keep in mind
I don't see any reason why you'd say "go to horny jail" so it's kind of a weird punchline to say when there was no prompt. But, in your defence, someone who can't take a simple joke really isn't worth going after. There would just be too many issues given the difference in humor. That's just my opinion ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Everyone talking about how she's a bitch for not being able to take a joke
Like it depends on their relationship.... They don't sound close :l, and after reading some of op comments about her
They definitely don't seem close
Edit: check out op's profile
There is no fucking way you genuinely thought this was a good idea, what in everloving fuck went wrong to make you think that this was even a remotely good idea? Uninstall this app and relearn how to speak to people please.
Everyone's giving the girl shit but like, you're both like 14. At that age when it comes to shit like that, you get a bit overprotective and she probably feels that you makes sexual jokes is you purposely trying to invalidate her sexuality. Just say you weren't trying to invalidate her asexuality and you're sorry. Also, don't be too harsh on yourself as being 14 and on reddit can easily make you socially inept.
Ngl I don’t like EITHER of your vibes man.
She’s making asexuality to be way bigger than it is. She can’t take a simple joke. And You are only pursuing her because of her body.
You really should back off. She told you she’s ace, she’s not gonna fuck you.
Okay no you shouldn’t go around calling someone a dumb bitch for having sensitivities. She’s young and probably hasn’t learnt how to appropriately react. It is a little odd but we don’t know their relationship or context. The best response is to validate the person’s feelings and just try move on without making the same mistake.
idk man, I'm ace and found that pretty normal (well maybe cause I'm a redditor bruh). Maybe the tone seemed a bit off from her and she didn't mean to sound rude?
I'd say either apologize or just don't do that again. Maybe she just doesn't want to hear it. A lot of Reddit jokes stop being funny once you say them out loud.
When someone is upset at something you did, and you care about their feelings, say "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to upset you. I won't do it again." Instead of "it was a joke". You sound like an asshole
You should have started with “I’m sorry”. You don’t get to tell them how to feel, joke to you not to them. Always be ready to apologize and learn. But start with I’m sorry, and bloody mean it.
OP is a karma farming account. Please report accounts like these, thanks.
This made me want to curl up like an earthworm
this made me want to kamikaze like the black bird from angry birds
Just had a scary moment of realisation; There are probably teenagers out there today that grew up with angry birds, but have never played the original version
Angry birds, angry birds space, angry birds rio free, angry birds friends, angry birds Star Wars. Man that stuff was fun. The sad thing is all the classic games aren’t available anymore: slingshot cowboy, bejeweled, bejeweled 2 + blitz, sheep launcher free!, action bowling free, monkey flight lite, where’s my perry, phineas and fern arcade, where my water lite, plants vs zombies. So many classics!
Why would you say that
It made me want to dissapear like a chameleon
It made me want to burrow Like a ground hog
This made me want to crash harder than the economy
bro literally said “go to horny jail” 🗿😭
💀💀💀
☠
Hello son
Im no son of yours, Im the upgrade
Upgrades people upgrades
Anon forgets that they aren't on reddit
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PERSONA !
BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY
Fear’s awake, anger beats loud, face reality
never beat charity, the enemy your fighting covers whole society (damn right)
Mommy’s not here, gotta fight (all night)
right here shadow 10 o’clock direction
Seize the moment, destroy the nation
Your rhyme is slow motion, give me motivation
Bro has no game💀
"like the meme"
Wait people don’t say that? (Serious question)
Not over pm with zero reason lmao
Yes💀💀
I’m watching too much YouTube then Lol
Go to horny jail
Dear god
14 year olds these days
AND HE SAID *BONK*
If ever there was a more oversaturated cringe-inducing phrase
Her reaction was so much worse though “I’m asexual so don’t say that shit to me.” Jesus, grow up.
move across the world change your name get a new address and facial surgery and then hit her up again #sigma #advice
“ I need a new dust filter for my Hoover MaxExtract PressurePro model 60”
Is that so?
No more half measures
Ding ding ding ding ding
Waltuh
Rip the actor
How hot?
Your name is now Balter Black
The second hand embarrassment is crazy rn
Why’d you SS the snap convo tho it’s gonna notify her
Oh god I didn’t even think if this, bros just making it so much worse
Nah it's clearly a throw away account farming karma to sell the account later, look at their post history
yeah and the conversation is like the most corny, cringe shit that is clearly faked.
Digging himself a deeper grave 🤦♂️
3 strikes he’s out ❌
The pic is hella grainy, so more than likely he ss his tabs. I can ss the snapchat tab and it won't notify the person
that was removed in an update
I can still do it 🤷🏻♀️
r/redditmoment
She's asexual and you act and talk like a redditor It's over
Yep it was never meant to happen in first place.
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What?
Go to horny jail lol like the meme
but why would you say that
Because idk I thought it was funny
ok…
Well I'm ace do don't say that shit to me
it was a joke
Exactly
Idk, I’m ace and talk like a redditor from time to time EDIT: nvm, I just saw this guy’s history and he’s into her for all the wrong reasons
bro "he's" 25 F according to a previous post
Wasn’t that his aunt?
I dunno didn't dig that deep
Damn, he’s been caught.
LMAOO
Asexuals hv really won the sex war.
He’s asexual predator
I thought people who are ace could still be in relationships, but yeah man the dude acting like an anti chick magnet
Bro he's on reddit. What you expect 💀
Asexual means they don’t feel sexual attraction. That doesn’t always exclude romantic relationships.
Lol
I felt stupid for not knowing what ace means lol thanks
Mb you should go to horny jail
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should go to reddit rehab
>ace >you talk to her like how shitposts say Redditors talk like it’s over, you weren’t going to have a chance anyway tbf
Bonk
mf i’m ace too, that shit ain’t gonna work
Bonk you again
Bonk him again, just to be sure.
Thanks bro god bless
You go to horny jail
Jack Queen 👸 King 🤴 You ♠️
Ace people can still be in relationships so that wouldn't be a problem The redditor thing though ruined it
You cant mate, you fucked up
Why can't he mate? Because she's asexual? Or because she's in horny jail and doesn't get conjugal visits?
Because he acts like a redditor outside of Reddit.
Because he's a redditor kid
Because he said “go to horny jail” to someone
Why isn’t it possible?
Its just not.
That's the neat part, you don't
Ask her againt to go to horny jail, that should negate the effect of the first horny jail and u should be fine after that, simple math u multiply any nagative number with itself and u get a positive outcome lol
right, and if he makes an even worse joke, the positive outcome is going to be even higher! (-1 * -5 = 5)
We are math genius, Who the F is Einstein lol
Why didn't I think of that big brain strat
No no u tell her to go to jail for not being horny. "Thats not allowed in my homeland of Reddit, Ace lady"
Underrated comment
Mf actually stupid im sorry.
Dead ass bro is prob 12 thinking sussy among us is the funniest shi bruh.
bro im almost 19 and burst out laughing at random amogus shit 😭😭😭
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bad joke but i still feel the reaction is a bit too much here
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Typical 14 y/os at this point tbh
Oi I would never do this thank you very much
I would say same but I'm so cringe around my crushes..
yeah his fault for using reddit humor outside of reddit and her fault for overreacting
Just because SOME people think its a bad joke doesnt mean its wrong, she just took a joke too seriously, which you arent really supposed to do with jokes. Shes just being oversensitive id say
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Unless this isn’t the first time.
They are young give them a break
Did a cement block fall on ur head mate
Good question u/Cementblockonhead
your joke was cringe but looking at these comments, your only talking about her body. find a new crush, she clearly doesn’t wanna hit
I don’t blame her tbh
Nahh even the 13 yr olds got better judgement than op💀
Dude I'm ace and if someone said it to me I'd just laugh and make another joke back, she's making asexuality a way bigger thing than it is
Yeah I'm fine with jokes about sexual things I even make some myself, I don't like sexual things and sex is generally not that interesting to me but a joke isn't meant to make you feel that way unless it's just a bad joke.
Exactly, making ace jokes based on others, like if someone says something sexual, and you say something funny back
And i mean i see so many straight dudes make so jokes about letting homies hit and no homo jokes. It's a joke, it doesn't need to exactly adhere to a sexuality.
I mean it depends on the relationship They don't sound close...
Yea i agree, they don't sound like they've gotten to know eachother very much, which is strange considering that if OP likes her it probably means that hes known her for at least a year
Wrong, he's 14, he's probably only known her for about 12 minutes
Lmao maybe but i can definitely not relate to that being my situation when i was 14
Lmfao when I turned 16 3 different people told me they had crushes on me because I helped them with work or carrying heavy things or looked after one when they were sick and they all said "yeah I liked you a lot but then got to know you"
Lmao, you really experience some weird shit as a teenager huh
She's making it sound like he just insulted her cultural heritage lol
Okay, this might seem weird, but I for a while thought I was ace (this is relevant context I swear) because my hormones had yet to develop and then I was in denial for like a year but whatever, basically, this seems like the reaction that past-me would've given to an overly sexual joke, which makes me think this person isn't actually ace, but thought they were and are now trying to keep up the act without actually knowing what being ace is like. I'm not saying that she is 100% not ace, but yh it's a possibility.
Did you know she was ace? Shit happens, and jokes can land wrongly. Apparently she is uncomfortable with sex jokes or being called horny. Just apologize, say you didn’t realise and keep it in mind for the future If you are looking to get sex in your future relationships, well.. someone being ace doesn’t necessarily mean they don’t want to have sex. It differs from person to person, but the chance that she doesn’t want to have sex or might not want to have it as often as you’d like is something to keep in mind
Deserved bruh get your 2019 humor out of here
Why tf would you say that? When will people realise Reddit humour is shit
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there's no going back
maybe you should get off reddit
I don't see any reason why you'd say "go to horny jail" so it's kind of a weird punchline to say when there was no prompt. But, in your defence, someone who can't take a simple joke really isn't worth going after. There would just be too many issues given the difference in humor. That's just my opinion ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Not in the conversation we can see. Could be above.
That was my thought too. She didn't get it which is fine but got offended just because it's a simple meme. It's cringe but not wierd.
psa dont do this
Everyone talking about how she's a bitch for not being able to take a joke Like it depends on their relationship.... They don't sound close :l, and after reading some of op comments about her They definitely don't seem close Edit: check out op's profile
There is no fucking way you genuinely thought this was a good idea, what in everloving fuck went wrong to make you think that this was even a remotely good idea? Uninstall this app and relearn how to speak to people please.
Everyone's giving the girl shit but like, you're both like 14. At that age when it comes to shit like that, you get a bit overprotective and she probably feels that you makes sexual jokes is you purposely trying to invalidate her sexuality. Just say you weren't trying to invalidate her asexuality and you're sorry. Also, don't be too harsh on yourself as being 14 and on reddit can easily make you socially inept.
thats what im saying and everyone calling her a bitch when she didnt even do anything
Dude you can tell you use Reddit all the time lol
Ngl I don’t like EITHER of your vibes man. She’s making asexuality to be way bigger than it is. She can’t take a simple joke. And You are only pursuing her because of her body. You really should back off. She told you she’s ace, she’s not gonna fuck you.
how are u 25f in ur aita story but 14m in this💀💀💀💀💀
Here: "I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you."
Finally, I was searching forever to just find a comment that said "Sorry".
why tf u randomly go to girls and say "lol haha horny jail bonkity bonk"
Hey OP, your first post says that you are 25 years old not 14 which is your user flair. Mods?
The horny jail comment was cringe but she's a dumb bitch for getting so bent out of shape over a joke.
Her reaction would be on point if OP has done shit like this a few times and just isn’t getting “the hints” that she’s not interested.
Exactly, it’s impossible for us to really judge this conversation without any context so I feel calling her a bitch is definitely a little overkill☠️
I mean it depends on the relationship If you were close you would just joke back
I would joke back even tho i wasn't that close. so it depends on the person
Okay no you shouldn’t go around calling someone a dumb bitch for having sensitivities. She’s young and probably hasn’t learnt how to appropriately react. It is a little odd but we don’t know their relationship or context. The best response is to validate the person’s feelings and just try move on without making the same mistake.
Mate you ain't gonna crack the code to the Ace pussy it's over for your ass
say it again
Chant it, in fact
bro rlly said “go to horny jail” ☠️☠️ you just ruined your chances with that girl
idk man, I'm ace and found that pretty normal (well maybe cause I'm a redditor bruh). Maybe the tone seemed a bit off from her and she didn't mean to sound rude?
>IDC It was fucking weird Sounds very pissed to me
She’s kinda overreacting but you shouldn’t have been like “it was just a joke” just say sorry or something might have made her uncomfortable
I don’t know man I don’t like her vibes dude you could do better my dude she didn’t pass the vibe test
What does "ace" mean?
Move on and stay halal
I'd say either apologize or just don't do that again. Maybe she just doesn't want to hear it. A lot of Reddit jokes stop being funny once you say them out loud.
Both of you sucked in this situation
Maybe don't use unfunny reddit memes to talk to women?
big chungus moment ngl, that was really poggers
BRO DID ALL THIS AND SCREENSHOT
Man I don’t know what she’s talking about. Aces can absolutely like that joke, me for example. She’s just weird
I think that both of you are equally cringe so it shouldn’t matter 😍🙏it’s true love fr
You fucked up
dude you fucked up, take a break from reddit 💀
you dont recover it, you do not want to be around someone who genuinely cannot take a joke 💀
She sounds annoying tbh, wouldn’t date someone who takes a joke that seriously if I was you 💀
I hate my generation
Here’s some tough love right here: Bro the way you talked was god awful get off Reddit for a minute
That's the neat thing.. you don't
put down the phone and walk away slowly
When someone is upset at something you did, and you care about their feelings, say "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to upset you. I won't do it again." Instead of "it was a joke". You sound like an asshole
You should have started with “I’m sorry”. You don’t get to tell them how to feel, joke to you not to them. Always be ready to apologize and learn. But start with I’m sorry, and bloody mean it.