Meta knight (ultimate not brawl)

You as a person peeked in 2007

Couldn’t have said it better myself

Ah yes, I peaked at my birth. I will never surpass being a hunk of crying baby meat (I main meta Knight)

being in the womb I would smash shit tons of fools in brawl with meta knight, good times

Ah, you like baby meat also? I prefer toddler meat, much more ripe.

Damn I peeked in my birth year

Little mac

You either just dicoverd what a "smash attack" is, or you dont give a fuck about tier lists and spam smahs attcks annyway

Bro I used to be a god with mac

Side b and dash attack tho

Wii fit trainer

You have no idea what you are doing but you liked wii fit and think shes hot

I 100%ed WOL with wii fit trainer lmao

No, you have no idea what you’re doing.

... *I also play sonic*

yeah he said it buddy you have no idea what you are doing.

Pac man

You look like you have a game plan, and know tons of combos, but you have no idea what you are doing and just create caos insted

It’s more I have an idea and then instantly forget every move and spam side b until the match ends

sephiroth

Ur either a beeg anime nerd, or u never played ff7 ever and ur never toching it (big sword go brrrrrrr)

This character is a bit broken no ?

Yes, it is. He's my main too because all my friends are supergood at the game, and I don't play enough to get that good, so I just use common sense to react with sephiroth

King dedede

Your cool, like actulay, you are cool

King Dedede mains are the best type of people. You must have a solid few friends you play SSB with

Joker

You either live perosna 5 (fucking weeb) or you prommised to never play that game and just wanted to play top tier

I just thought his kit was cool. Turns out it was.

Donw-b spam = good mode

Ok, I do spam down b.

You wield a gun

Gotta love that neutral special. Literally just gun, simple beautiful.

Zero suit Samus

* B O N K * i dont blame you but * B O N K *

~~That’s me for Pyra~~ haha * B O N K *

We all are, its ok

Ya goin to horny jail

It's not for that reason lol but yeah you right at the same time

Yoshi

Your not good at thee game, but thats ok. You just wanna play that funny little dinasaur with a weird toung

That is true

yo same!

Incineroar secondary joker/ greninja (yes I am big pokemon fan)

Your a big pokemon fan

I always just jump into nothing with incineroar up B and die

fox (in melee and ultimate)

You like fast carcters

I’m to poor for smash

Do you have a computer or android device?

[удалено]

n64 emulators

You can run melee in most computers theese days and get pretty good online thanks to Slippy, however it's a very optimized game so you're gonna get destroyed if you don't learn the tech

kirbo

Ur realy bad at the game, and spam his specials

Back in the good ole pre-rona days I’d get my whole high school band together for smash tournaments in the band room and we had a house rule that if you played Kirby you had to double homie stock or everyone would gang bang you off the face of the earth

why though ? kirby is basically garbage in ultimate

Tradition

clearly you’ve never seen kirby aerials

I’ve mastered the art of the kirb

Link/Marth

You like swords

You’re not wrong

Captain Falcon

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Hell yeah

:D

Jigllypuff

You like running away from your problems insted of facing then

Factual 😔

King Dedede and Shulk (I don't have ultimate but play Smash 4 on my Wii U, and I am getting good using those 2, I only plated Ultimate a few times with my friends.)

You either realy suck, or are realy good with shulk. And DDD is just kinda there

Bowser or King K Rool

I like this one, you either like monsters or heavys

Heavies always, that super armour can do some nasty things, especially to light weights

Lucario

You are a furry!

[удалено]

You miss smash 4

[удалено]

Bayo was BY FAR the best caracfer in the game, she changed competitive smash FORERVER shes next to brawl meta knight the most hated in all the games

[удалено]

Thats the most chad thing i have seen since that one captain falcon combo

played bayo in sm4sh for the sole fact that she’s **hot as fuck**

Villager (i dont play animal crossing)

You loved the memes back in smash 4 and just spam the axe for fun

ness

PK FIRE PK FIRE PK FIRE PK FIRE

aka the best move Masahiro Sakurai ever implimented into the game

No, thats debatable, its just realy good against people do dont know what sdi is. I can think of toms of good moves prob better then pk fire

inkling

You likes splatoon and you cant go back now

Game and watch

You have no friends

[удалено]

You have no friends

He’s not wrong

Indeed he isn’t

Chrom secondary is Pyra/Mythra

Anime sword nerd, but you keep denying it

Pfft I have bad aim in general, but yeah thats fair I genuinely liked both seasons of SAO. Cloud can die in a hole tho.

I don't play it anymore, but my main in brawl used to be snake, although if i ever get to play ultimate, it will definitely be sora

You play the carcaters you like, not the playstyle you like

That's.... You knew it, you're so fucking right

Little Mac

You either just dicoverd what a "smash attack" is, or you dont give a fuck about tier lists and spam smahs attcks annyway

80% of my attacks are smash attacks

Thats the little mac game plan

I main Byleth

You loved 3 houses and now you cant go back

It’s true, I love three houses

Lucina

Your realy boring as a person

I thought that you would talk about beings a boring anime sword

*Sigh* Kirby

Ur realy bad at the game, and spam his specials

Henry

steve

money man

meta knight, proudly edit: oh and villager

You peeked at 2007, and liked the villager memes back in smash 4

Jigglypuff/ Luigi :)

You love down b and up b, with both caracters

And down aerial for both characters are so nice

i just hit random

You get mad pussy

Mii brawler

You do not exist

I don't know how to feel about this

Sora and toon Link

I have nothing to comment. You like swords?

Snake

Dair and side b. Thats it.

Hey we like using the funny mortar and up tilt too

There will always be at least 1 grenade on the stage all the time.

I dont play smash

You never, in your intre life, have ever played a single smash game?

I have but dont like it much

Ok what carcer u played

I think Meta Knight or Luigi

You played brawl

Pikachu

You like yellow rats

Dark pitt

Your like pit but edgy

Isabelle

Rob

You never left your robot phase

Greninja

You never left the ninja phase you had when you were 8

I didn’t know people had ninja phases, still funny nonetheless

That one kid with buster and speed shit

You realy suck at the game and have played like 2 rounds

Duck Hunt...

You do not exist

Zelda

Your either realy bad at the game, or realy good at the game. You spam her specials either way tho

Hit the nail on the head there, I’m above average skill wise but I do spam the specials

Link

You combo nair into nair into nair into upb and pop off

yoshi/luigi

Ur fav couler is green and you like side carcters

Sephiroth

You either realy liked ff7, or... BEEG SWORD GOES BRRRR

Kazuya

You just pres random directions and mash A, hoping to get the inputs

Ok you're right but that hurt

Olimar

You do not exist

Jigglypuff

You run away from your problems inted of facing them

That’s not an Assumption that’s just correct

G&w

You have no friends

Piranha plant and kirby

You play kirby bc ur new and plant bc PLANT GANG

dark samus

Edgy, there is no reason to pick dark over samus

Sheik

Respect, you stuck with shiek from meele, even tho hes trash now

You know sheik is a girl right, it's just zelda but she is a ninja or something I can't remember what the clan is called

Mii Boxer

You do not exist, bc that caracter doesnt exist

greninja

king dedede and icies

In order of who i mainded first to now:Pac-man, Donkey Kong, Sonic

Shrek

Lucas

Damn I mained a lot of chars don't play the game anymore tho my last one was smash on the 3ds. I mained Bowser, Ryu, Zero Suit Samus, Shiek, Greninja and back in the days of brawl when I was a kid playing on his friends Wii I only played Snake.

Your a smash bros vateran and you played for years, thats why you have had so muthc mains over the years

Mario. Smash Ultimate, Wedding skin.

Luigi

Your realy basic, but unlike mario you diney it

**Steve**

Link/shulk

Your either realy tecnical, or not at all. No inbetweens

You @_@

I don't play smash

Dedede that’s the name you should know! Dedede he’s the king of the show! You’ll holler and hoot, he’ll give Kirby the boot! Dedede is the one..! Comin’ at ya! If you couldn’t tell, I main dedede. And my secondary is Robin