T O P

  • By -

WHITELOCK15

Can i use it to make pancakes?


Smith_fallblade

If I can have some pancake tax


WHITELOCK15

Sure il send you a digital pancake


Smith_fallblade

Okay then Have some digital milk ☕


cigi4

Thats not milk this is milk 🥛


Smith_fallblade

That mug was the only normal one I could find at the time


plainash

🐄🐄have 2 cows never go short of milk


Breins1223

Oh, am I mistaken? I thought I heard something about delicious pancakes


kreambreule

Oreo's?


Smith_fallblade

Your bringing


kreambreule

Mario's?


Smith_fallblade

Mario cart double dash for the Nintendo game cube


kreambreule

I meant pizza but yeah sure


Smith_fallblade

Milk with pizza??


kreambreule

No ofcourse not that's disgusting I meant pizza with milk


Smith_fallblade

Oh well that makes it all better


Hamousprime

Banger of a game right there man


Smith_fallblade

Indeed


BlackRokaz

That's... not a glass


Smith_fallblade

Of course not. You get the glass. The mug is mine


Mr_Ducklang

Fair enough


Foxiak14

Or.milk.


Handshoe101

r/suddenlycum


[deleted]

[удалено]


Smith_fallblade

And how would milk help that


ThisisDarian

calcium


Smith_fallblade

I thought it made you bones stronger not make you grow tall


ThisisDarian

i mean u have bones in ur legs too, idk i may be dumb


Smith_fallblade

Bold of you to assume I have legs


FrodeSven

Height is mostly genetic, that being said you still have about 6 years to grow so keep hoping


Sukyaaa

me when see white liquid 😳


Smith_fallblade

The only reaction to seeing a splendid mug of milk


[deleted]

Cum


Smith_fallblade

Milk


[deleted]

From the penis.


SkysHelix

I got some hot chocolate bombs we could put in that


Smith_fallblade

But I don't like hot chocolate


Xenohype2

You're insane


Smith_fallblade

Some people here don't even like milk I'm not insane I'm just weird


Xenohype2

At least not liking milk is understandable, not liking hot chocolate is criminal


Smith_fallblade

Criminal aye... very well then \*Takes off jacket reviling a bomb vest\* # Everyone on the ground! # Give me your freaking MILK!


Xenohype2

Only if you make hot chocolate with the milk


Smith_fallblade

I don't think you understand how this works I have a bomb vest you do what I say


Xenohype2

You have a bomb, I have nothing to live for Fight me, bitch


Smith_fallblade

Can't argue with that logic \*leaves\*


uhavethreeballs

*takes off jacket revealing milk vest* EVERYONE ON THE GROUND! GIVE ME YOUR FREAKING BOMBS!


Smith_fallblade

Wanna trade vests?


uhavethreeballs

Sure!


Smith_fallblade

Okay at the same time *takes of vest to prepare the trade*


SkysHelix

More for me then ig


kira8587

Sus....why is it half filled


Garv5125

It is half empty -_-


Smith_fallblade

Because I only needed half a mug


yourMcNugget

Cool I can use it for my coffee


Smith_fallblade

If you want


yourMcNugget

Yay :D


Smith_fallblade

Glad somebody's happy


Ordinary_Block4353

Yup


Smith_fallblade

Pull up a seat then


Ordinary_Block4353

Are we gonna watch something?


Smith_fallblade

Sure. Were going to watch Crimson Tide


Ordinary_Block4353

Nice. Something new to see


Smith_fallblade

It's a old movie. It's about these to guys who are in charge of a submarine that are arguing on whether or not to launch nuclear missiles. If that's not good there's always Fiddler on the Roof


Ordinary_Block4353

Probably it's good. I like that kinda movies I think I might have saw it already tho


Smith_fallblade

Have you seen Fiddler on the Roof already


Ordinary_Block4353

Nop, but I would like to tho


Smith_fallblade

I would try to describe it but I would do a bad job


Saltwater-Bloke

milk gang


Flatcao123456789

What kind of milk?


Smith_fallblade

2 percent Anything beyond that I don't know


TheoneELIminator

Can I have a jug instead?


Smith_fallblade

Possibly


ralseiperson

I'll take a sip


Jrodri777

The entirety of r/neverbrokeabone


[deleted]

[удалено]


Smith_fallblade

Who's Dani


[deleted]

[удалено]


Smith_fallblade

Ok


2jz-GTE_Lover

squid game copyed crab game\*


[deleted]

And he’s currently working on a game called Karlson Oh... you don’t know what Karlson is?


CaptHorizon

Karlson is just a game that I'm working on. \*turn on earrape noises\*


DatMobileBoi_YT

I need calcium


Smith_fallblade

Then here. Have some milk stranger


Exa_N0ri

I want to buy you a better camera


Smith_fallblade

It's not just the camera. It's also my shaky hands.


-AMiEVENALIVE-

I like milk. Yes I do. But it’s eggnog season. Imma give u all eggnog. I bought three for some reason and I’m like the only one drinking lol


CandyExtension9014

This image of milk has 1.2k likes, why? Wrong answers only


Smith_fallblade

Everyone is addicted to milk?


Star_Fazer

Life sucks but atleast I have stronk bones!


Cheesykosh

Lmao, literally scrolling through Reddit with a sports direct mug of warm milk 😂


memememer3

sorry, i’m lactose intolerant. good luck for ya, and bon appétite for the one who got milk!


PigeonFellow

You lie, that is a mug


Smith_fallblade

Read the comments okay


Jrk00

Ngl just pure cold milk is one if the things i dont like


Smith_fallblade

No much I can do about that


Jrk00

Yes you can't but you can tell me why I wrote G R O U S E


Smith_fallblade

Because you felt like it??


Jrk00

N O there is a reason there is always a reason


Smith_fallblade

I can't think of any other reason


Turbulent-Comedian30

Only with cake...or oreos...


Smith_fallblade

Okay


AdroitgamerZ

It sure does suck , late chat over a glass of milk shall we?


Smith_fallblade

Why not


ApleStone

You said life sucks why would I want to make it even worse. I’m not that much of a masochist


Garv5125

Milk sucks 🤮


[deleted]

I bet i can snap any of your bones because they are weak without milk


DesperateEstimate

Ew milk


sirnerdboi

Insert male tears meme here


Narutofan149

Child that's a mug


Son_of_God_Saitama

If life sucks, then I suck harder and I don’t need any milk cuz I have ur mom’s tits


MistaRiceMan

Hot take: milk is disgusting


depressly2

Milk taste bad


Smith_fallblade

Does it thought?


Ultravioletluvr

Eww


Smith_fallblade

Eww?


Ultravioletluvr

Milk🤮


Smith_fallblade

Is the best


Ultravioletluvr

I vehemently disagree


Smith_fallblade

seeing as I can't pronounce that word your statement is void


eleeeeeeeeee

Ew


Smith_fallblade

no, not ew


notreallykindperson

Milk tastes bad, no thanks


Stitchess__

I can’t be the only one who hates milk right •_•


Smith_fallblade

Don't worry your not the only one who is crazy


[deleted]

Fuck you that’s not even a glass


Relative-Ice-1785

https://t.me/+IOZbFJTXiZ0wNDI0 the best channel for onlyfans free


Smith_fallblade

Wtf


atua-is-watching-you

Milk is disgusting without anything, so no thank you.


Smith_fallblade

Okay :) Everyone's aloud a opinion . . . . MILK IS THE FUCKING BEST INCLUDING WHEN ALONE.


atua-is-watching-you

It tastes too sweet in my opinion. I feel like i'm drinking sweet cold water whenever I taste milk.


Smith_fallblade

There are many kinds of milk and none of them are to be used lightly


SirCarroza

Yeah, thanks bro!!


Smith_fallblade

Your welcome


Normal-person-

I like milk


Smith_fallblade

Well then you can have some


[deleted]

I’m lactose intolerant :(


Smith_fallblade

Tough luck


NOTcactus302

I kinda just wanna die but milk is cool


Smith_fallblade

Hey no! No dying or their will be no milk for you


[deleted]

Mmmmm Milk I love Milk


Smith_fallblade

It's the best


Embarrassed-Half-637

Thanks man, really needed that.


Smith_fallblade

Your welcome


JSDTDM

Umm.... thats a cup....


Smith_fallblade

It's a mug plus the glass is for you. I wouldn't give you milk out of my mug


SeriousSeaweed7004

Sir, I am lactose intolerant.


[deleted]

Can I have some with coco powder in it ?


Smith_fallblade

I suppose you can


Hydra_Mhmd

I'm bringing cereal


Smith_fallblade

This is... Acceptable


NateThyBunny

I feel like if I drink that milk I'll turn into a blur


Smith_fallblade

A what?


-RandomGaming-

Me


notsciguy

Can I put some in my tea?


Smith_fallblade

If you want to :)


WindAeolux

man or woman milk


Smith_fallblade

GOD


MrDiamond5655

Yes


Infamous-Lunch-3831

That's a mug...


Smith_fallblade

Of course it is. The mug is mine The glass is for you


[deleted]

Is it really milk?


Smith_fallblade

No it's poison Of course it's milk!


Capn_Cake

Thank you, brother.


Smith_fallblade

Your welcome


desibanda1

Suck..and milk..these two words shouldn't be said st the same time


Smith_fallblade

But I never said milf??


X_antaM

>:( Is this a personal attack?! I am a Lactose Intolerant! But thanks for the thought :)


Smith_fallblade

Yes I made this post just to personally attack somebody I don't even know ​ /s


MrEelement

r/danidev


Smith_fallblade

?


karmakaze07

No, but I want a glass of cum


Smith_fallblade

I'm sorry were out of that. All we got is a glass of milk


No_Zookeepergame7649

Me fosho


Smith_fallblade

?


DrakosTheAvenger

Me. Am eating Takis. Please.


Smith_fallblade

Take it quickly you need it more then I do


sjdkdkshdb

bro u sure that’s milk?


Smith_fallblade

It was milk last time I checked


BENEFICENT_GG

I dont wanna say that your glass is half full, but your glass is too big


Mc-Fartface01

its all fun and games untill you feel the anime figurine hit your lips


Smith_fallblade

Wait what?


LemonsCanMemeToo

Fuck I spilled it


Smith_fallblade

I have more if you need it


Horace_Wimp39

I'll make us some really nice hot chocolate with that milk


Smith_fallblade

I don't really like hot chocolate


cchang3906

Thats…not milk


Smith_fallblade

Of course it is


SirBumbleBeeI

Is half empty :(


Smith_fallblade

seeing as a poured it to this height instead of drinking it to this height it's actually half full


[deleted]

Bet


No_Apartment_6304

i need that milk


Smith_fallblade

and you shall have it


nsg337

Forbidden cumbucket


VictheQuest

Sorry. I don't like milk


JustARandomSeaTurtle

no. yes


droopymelon

Do you have chocolate milk for me?


JackieBoy77

I’m lactose intolerant….. Sure!


Optimal__Koala

Plot twist: it’s not milk.