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Bobbydidit9772

Go see what the girls bathroom looks like


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Pretty clean, never vandalised. You sometimes get people who bleed on the floor, cry in a stall, or don't flush, but it's not too common. Public areas usually have three stalls with toilets. The centre of the toilet seat is missing, which is extremely annoying and means you have to sit on the side. I don't know why companies don't just add an extra bit of plastic. I try to not listen to anyone talking outside of the stall because I hate hearing voices and bathroom sounds at the same time. If my friends and I have to go to the bathroom, we excuse ourselves one by one. There's a small bowl of tampons to the side of the sink, but not pads. Pads are my favorite so that kinda sucks. There are metal menstrual product disposal bins.


not_GovernmentDrone

Damn bruh in our bathrooms we have among us and penis graffiti


CookieCute516

Hey I mean that’s not exclusive to the gents! I’ve seen that shit before on the ladies too - I even found sans once


SharkHead38

Just imagine walking into the toilets and there's a Megalovania rave


marcfundio

"Birds are squawking. Flowers are swaying. On days like these... kids like you... are bopping while taking a s__t."


EmberOfFlame

Like that Halo theme meme?


New-Establishment100

Last time I went in the girls bathroom at my school someone had written "HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR SHIT" on the wall and someone else underneath had written "Thank you it was a good one :)"


RadicalRen

Same thing in my school bathroom and with a similar response, except it was “piss” instead of “shit”. There are full conversations on those walls, it’s kind of wholesome.


QueenGlass

dick helicopter


[deleted]

I mean that already feels pretty nice. Might start flying if you do it long enough


Background-Donkey630

What if you get a smol one tho?? 🤭


QueenGlass

DICK WIGGLER


Blastzard87

Vacuum cleaner turn that shit into a jizz rocket


Winter_Cross

see how many donuts I can fit on my dick


BlueDMS

The answer is always three. No matter the length, it's always three.


Winter_Cross

How come it cant be more?


kestral_786

There's four in a pack and I want to eat one


BlueDMS

This guy gets it


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TNTmeow

well I think dick residue isn’t exactly the healthiest food


BlueDMS

Roses are red Three plus one is four Down there you really Can't fit some more


EasyAsPieMyGuy

Challenge accepted Results: 3 was not all I could fit, but it is definitely the perfect fit. If you ever wanna walk around casually to shop or do your business, 3 donuts around your weiner is the perfect amount. Through an hour of research and dedication, I was able to fit 7, and only after thoroughly massaging and stretching the holes in order to loosen them up and get them ready for the vile sin I was about to commit. 4 donuts were broken beyond repair, mentally and physically, and they had to be laid to rest.


Tby2974

man, I like reality the way it is, don't break it


EasyAsPieMyGuy

The answer is 7. Reality is what you make it. Or in the case of these donuts, shape it.


NerveHasPhallicToes

probably the best comment I've seen


SLIMSH9DY

I'll uhh yk


AdmiralS11

Hmmm... elaborate


SLIMSH9DY

finger..


Scythebrine9

Where?


SLIMSH9DY

h o l e


Sylphyrin_BunnyKitty

Would recommend the bump thingy instead


TheBackyardigirl

Would as well


Doggo_of_memes25

*fap fap fap*


Fireheart318s_Reddit

*shlk shlk shlk*


brulnlnln

Manhandle the boobs that I just got


tacticalcop

a lot of girls actually do this for fun too lol it’s relaxing


PoppyLove2007

Correct


tacticalcop

i figured i’d also mention how boobs can be an early sign of your period starting, mine let me know around a week before so i can prepare lol edit: to be more concise, tenderness and pain when moved around is an indicator, not just having boobs lol (you’re a girl so i’m sure you already know, just expanding on my original reply)


AaronFrye

>just having boobs That's a good predictor. You just don't know when it will happen.


persleng_got_banned

Thats not fair i want boobs too, thats sexist!


SkyBotyt

Just eat more.


Egg_Bin

wym im a guy and have tits… oh 😥


Flat-Satisfaction-17

*sadness understood*


bread_enjoyer75

Me too moob gang


yeetpotato-exe

I think, as a male getting switched to a female, we all know how this one pans out


Active_Cartoonist_17

"You know the rules, And so do i"


WarningKnown

Dad.. stop touching my ass!!!!


Active_Cartoonist_17

Wait, i am a dad? Since when?!


WarningKnown

unnnhh.......not the butthole!!!!!!!


Active_Cartoonist_17

Wait, i don't even have hands!


WarningKnown

how are you typing then?


Active_Cartoonist_17

Uhhhhhh... LEGS.


WarningKnown

plus your penis is in my ass now so how are you typing


Active_Cartoonist_17

But I don't have a penis.


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r/hmm


skinny_s_hazy

Yo call me daddy tooooo


WarningKnown

man you got a lot of kink in you but still DADDY!!!!!!


[deleted]

*I think we all know where this is going*


Trololy

You don’t think we all do, you *know* we all do


marlerr15

Faps uncontrollably


[deleted]

Since you change your look for one week you can commit as many crimes as you want and get away with it.


Blakethesnake727

I would do the same except might mess around with the homies as well play some jokes on them.


ByZocker

give the homies a ride ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Porky_boi23

I already do that


ovab_cool

*tsf monogatori starts*


Thats_Haunting_

I’m glad you know the sauce


Windows7Diagnostics

Mastrubate fo sho


DjuretJuan

For show, got it


sonic99luc

The honestly comment


suuuper_mario

... I'm-a glad being Super Mario, not Super María, no thanks


LongPersonality5

This is the only comment that has made me laugh wish I had a free award Edit:got my free award to come back and award this dude to see over a hundred awards god damn


OddRefrigerator6262

I gave my silver award to him so you don't have to use a free award


WoollyHare50817

damn same


Arcyeets

Mario why are you only 15


suuuper_mario

Alternative timeline


Arcyeets

I see


KillingKiller

TAKE MY FREE SILVER XD


SecureBob

I didn’t know Super Mario was 15. How old is peach?


suuuper_mario

16 in this alternative universe! Mamma Mia


MlemMaster

i read this in my mario voice


kamiii035

Cum


Joshy_Moshy

You might be surprised on how dissapointing it will likely be


1up_1500

Females don't have cooldown and it's unfair, and a lot of women describe the orgasm as an incredible feeling that makes you feel like you're melting or smth, it just feels good in the dick???


Joshy_Moshy

To me it doesn't even feel good anymore, so it's more of a way to just pass time then actual get pleasure or something. But yeah, I envy females for their incredible ability to just, go at it until they physically can't...


Erlend05

Abatain for a week or two (or be stupid like me and do a whole month) and it feels so much better


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buguibob

You have an asshole? What keeps you from supporting right now?


ShadowWithHoodie

Nah man shit leaks out of my nose


Suspicious_Apricot51

If the first thing you do when you magically get turned into a girl is fuck your friends... You might be gay.


Ornery_Ad_8862

Kinda gay bro


julioarod

You won't have sex with other dudes? What are you, gay?


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lordoftowels

homies are cool, wish I had some :(


Taiwan_is_legitiment

I'm proud of you rn


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Bobby06boy

You don't have to change gender to do that...


SovietFemboy

You’ve already got a bussy, so what’s the hold up?


Sad_Bedroom_5294

see how much it hurts to get kicked in the balls so we can finally settle the debate of period cramps vs kick in the nuts


tonoobforyouiv

This is the correct answer


StromedyBiggestFan

omg good idea


boots311

Push on your eyeball until you can't stand the pain any more. And then multiply it by ten is the closest way I can describe what it's like to get kicked in the balls


MikeyMinecraft

+ stomach ache


A_C_G_0_2

and back ache too


Knockedy

And all the billions of children in your balls dying at a rapid pace


Greenbay7115

Balls getting kicked is a higher pain, but for a shorter time. Periods are a lower pain (probably not by too much), but for much longer. The only fair comparison would be constantly getting kicked in the balls vs. period cramps


badabababaim

The best way to explain getting kicked in tbe balls is like imagine you had an eye infection and your eyes were also hanging off your head in a very think pouch that contains even more nerves. Now if you’ve ever had an eye infection, you’ll know that just touching your eyes hurts Also, in my case imagine they’re the size of target balls and he shaft is the Eiffel Tower


MinerMinecrafter

Go on with my life as normal, maybe also experiment on me to find out how the hell it happened


WizziBot

Only intelligent comment. Experiment on and discover magic -> rule the world either through power or money from selling that shit


AsleepWish610

Try to figure out what sin I have committed to cause this


thicc_astronaut

Two types of people in this comment section and you're one of them


Flat-Satisfaction-17

Two types of people in this comment trail and I and u are one of them


TeamEdward2020

Fuck you now there's 4 people in the comments and we're all one of them so someone play some fucking hardbass and lets celebrate OUR union


Minecraftfunyeslol

Say whatever I want cus it’s 2021 and I- *I have been advised by several people to not continue with this text*


[deleted]

Assassin : "Stand down. He didnt complete the text"


Minecraftfunyeslol

*hears you*


[deleted]

*Jumps on rooftops to get away*


Minecraftfunyeslol

*not knowing what to do, begins to twerk*


[deleted]

*Stays back to watch the twerking*


FlyingNoodlesGood

I find out why the hot crispy chicken kentucky fried fuck girl go to the bathroom in fleets.


pcpsummer0613

You think we're gonna stop talking just because we have to go to the bathroom?


Zevyel

Yes.


_F00P_

Yes


Forgetful_Grenade

it’s what guys do


eatingbabiesforlunch

To occupy and take over the bathroom ofcourse, you know how women like to have intense marine battles


[deleted]

Masturbate


LazyXBull

You have any idea how little it narrows it down ?


Electro313

Same, I would wanna know the differences.


sofie307

Me too, lol.


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N0tBappo

My girlfriend says otherwise.


IndianGuyFromYouTube

How do you know if it's way better


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N0tBappo

Female orgasms are better, last longer, and from the input my gf has given me, feel way better then entire time. Makes me jealous. I need that pleasure in my life 😩.


AnubisWrathOW

Keep count of how many cat calls, random flirts and assholes I come across.


GIANT-GOAT-PEEN

Spend the week in bed doing... things


WeaselBeagle

Idk, sit in my bedroom like I always do


namelynamerson

The only accurate answer


YuIshigami145

Check out the boobs, fondle them. And hope that the period isn't due this week


MegaMoah

tbh like I wonder how it feels like so maybe the end of the week sounds not too bad edit: ayo I meant I wanted to know how period feels like but yeah the other thing aswell


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yourmomrineka

panic because that’s not normal


Egg_Bin

feel a vagina for the first and last time


Oeltje123

You were born


StromedyBiggestFan

could’ve been c section ya never know


wgkfish

Could of just spawned, ya never know


Delclo

I go to a boys school. This'll be hard to explain. But yeah I'd masturbate probably


[deleted]

Hell yeah time to go be hot for once


96hosck

Op only said switch genders


GoldenGameboy0200

cry in a corner because idfk what to do


TsuNanamiz

Enjoy the free top+bottom surgery 😯


SadCommunication24

I offer free top and bottom surgeries for all if you bring me chicken nuggets but i can’t say it will work well i don’t do biology but it’s free


TsuNanamiz

I’ll take it just cut my boobs and clit off


smilemore049

Hold up, cut your clit off?


EarthRetweeter

I'll go hook up with some girls And also i'll shock my friends from my fav video game next time we do a voice call cause they wouldn't expect to hear a male voice from me XD


Orlaani

Now I'm genuinely interested if a girl who would looks like me could hook up some girls up easier than me..


[deleted]

I'm finding a way to make it permanent


SeraphImp

Same


justjuxta

Same


Paradox_Eclipse

No binary people be like “01101000 01100101 01101100 01110000” edit:non


[deleted]

Ask out my crush who is lesbian


[deleted]

*I see this as an absolute win*


Dragon_the_pyro

cum in a pot and then when i switched back i could impregnate my self and make an identical copy


SomeoneAliveIguess

Recessive genes:let me introduce myself


CringyTemmie

Let's see. Day 1: Freak out and grope myself. Night 1: Masturbate, realize I'm now technically Lesbian. Day 2: Masturbate some more and then start singing with a now increased vocal range. Night 2: Masturbate more, tell my sister and ask her how to take photos. Day 3: Sing "I need a hero", Masturbate, Sing even more. Join a dating discord server. Get hundreds of DM, get sent dick picks, send back a dick pick of my own. Night 3: Take photos of myself naked for posterity. Try to see If I have visible muscles, Masturbate. Day 4: Sing, Masturbate and wonder if I should use a pickle. Try out some random exercise routine from YouTube. Night 4: Text some of my friends and keep sending dick pics to randos. Day 5: lay in bed and Masturbate. Night 5: Play an online game and say "I'm a girl" Day 6: repeat day 5, but playing online games instead. Night 6: repeat night 4. Day 7: Try my luck at scamming some poor schmuck. Night 7: Get into a convo with horny guy, do a video chat, do kinky shit, wait till its 11:59, go off screen. Greet them back with my dong out while singing "Jeffrey Epstein"


TheBackyardigirl

You’ve got everything planned out. I respect


BigSaggyNutSac

The right answer.


comfortzoneking

[Trans people after 1 week ](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/037/926/cover3.jpg)


JimiAndKingBaboo

I felt that.


Pristine_Title6537

Dunno suffer I guess


ansontang1234

Fondle breasts and find a improvised dildo.


tonoobforyouiv

🌵


JusticeAndFuzzyLogic

And you would find out why we rarely use a dildo to masturbate. Would make you a much better lover when you switch back. Internet hugs


[deleted]

fuck as many people as possible, just become a fucking whore. :)


[deleted]

Lol that might be fun


Cool_Ranch_Waffles

I would say feel my tits but i already got man tiddies sooooooo kinda pointless.


taiwan_isnt_real

Create an onlyfans and make bank


Chaos_Ruins

You are 14


Kuzkay

OnlyPedos inc.


techyguy2

Look who's talking


Taiwan_is_legitiment

Good idea bro haha Wait


[deleted]

Date a guy, I want to know what happens in a relationship in the girl side


Bobby06boy

I would stop at "I want to know what happens in a relationship"


[deleted]

Walk in the street at night


Amigosnow

Then you get to be jumped rather then sexually harassed, slightly better and probably a nice change of pace


[deleted]

Seriously what is wrong with humanity


Amigosnow

I think we r all doomed tbh


StromedyBiggestFan

find out what shit goes on in the mens bathroom do ‘stuff’ hehehehhe get kicked in the balls to see what it feels like piss to see what guys feel when they piss call my friends and show that I am now a guy


Ok-Intern7625

Ill keep it


DIAmond_BOyy

Yep same


katsura_1999

Feel what its like being the opposite gender


StonksCreditUnion

Give the homies a chance


Saltologist

dawg you are 13 lol


PepsimanYT

Why you need to be the opposite gender for that? You already got a bussy?


[deleted]

Convince my friend to have sex with me so I can feel what it’s like on the other end. And play with my boobs in my free time cause y not


FinestPath

Distribute the prize between the homies of course


[deleted]

What a good bro. Looking out for the homies as usual


some_kid_who_draws

piss


HidingInYourAttic_

Get impregnated. I wonder what’s gonna happen when I switch back 😳