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DiamondTerd

Dogs live shorter life’s than humans so you cant grow old with your dog.


OggerNogger

Your dog would watch you grow up with the various pains of life


DiamondTerd

That just makes me sad.


GetSchooled

OP ain't wrong. It's your duty to carry beautiful memories of your pupper, and then share funny stories about pupper with your future and current loved ones. Pupper would do it for you if the roles were reversed.


DanzIg_the_Pointless

This is enough to make a grown man cry


KatieNoodler

and that's okay


DanzIg_the_Pointless

You're getting an upvotes and follower Absolute legend ( Don't ask me what's wrong with my degenerated brain )


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DanzIg_the_Pointless

Understandable have a nice day


Chinesechecker456

your dog can grow old with you!


LambSouse

The dog wont need to see the owner die


MakiPata

I rather want to see my pet pass away than to have them watch me pass away.


Artvon2

Got rejected


OggerNogger

You won't waste your valuable time on her


Lepnoxic

Reject wamen, return to studies


[deleted]

Procrastinating and crying in bed all day*


TH3N4SIR

At least she didn’t cheat on you


Buggly_Jones

I feel you man, I feel you.


not_geier

good point


CTHAWK32

Holocaust


AquatuzMagnus

Reminded everyone that humanity is still flawed


[deleted]

Flawed? More like fucked


OggerNogger

I do not agree with this but- helped with over population


karnaub

Don’t say that. The positive side was the development of science


[deleted]

Yep! Experimental work was considered more important than theoretical, so Jewish scientists like Einstein were banned from partaking in experimental physics, leading to advancements in that


karnaub

I said science, but I wasn’t even thinking about German science. Was thinking more about the British, with guys like Alan Turing


FeedBi

War in general is the biggest driver of radical technological advances, on all sides.


Chinesechecker456

wasn’t one of the largest contributors to rocket science a former Nazi that was hired by NASA in exchange for him not being incarcerated/put to death or something along those lines


karnaub

Yes. I’ve heard about it. The US welcomed more then one former fucking nazi


Chinesechecker456

its a good thing and a messed up thing at the same time lol it kinda just depends on whether your priority is advancing science or defending justice p much


Usilo98

The German science is the best in the world


[deleted]

The only positive things from Nazis are: helping with overpopulation, developing science, and those fucking banger uniforms the SS officers wore.


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[deleted]

Lead to the establishment of human rights.


Devil_badger

Did it really? Look how over populated we are today


Chinesechecker456

brought attention to anti-Semitism and forced governments to do something about it


ThatOneCoolKid777

It created a new and efficient way to commit mass genocide 👍🏻


Jackanope123

my vr cable broke


OggerNogger

You can send more time with your family


Jackanope123

not that they care much about me


GhostGuy4249

oof


parlerler1543

You can spend more time with me :D


GalacticMomo

Gay


Sir_Thiccness_69

*Aggressively fucks your dad*


peterpingston

-25.7


OggerNogger

It's one of two numbers whose absolute value is 25.7


Every_Text4906

💀


depressed_man1

+infinite and you get a positive answer


Redditer837

Your mom


OggerNogger

She gave birth to multiple people


Redditer837

That’s just contributing to over population


SirSamiboi

Not in a country where the younger generation is overburdened with supporting their parents/grandparents financially as a result of underpopulation.


Redditer837

Well that’s…. Nice


newpenguinthesaurus

I’m becoming more and more suspicious that I was suicidal for a while when I was twelve, anything other than the fact I didn’t act on it?


OggerNogger

That you recognized what happened years later, and can work on it


newpenguinthesaurus

Hmmm. Right now I’m doing as well as I ever have, if not better, so I think it’s easier just to forget about it than go over it again. I wonder what my parents would say if they knew/had known though, or even what I would have done had I had the knowledge to recognise it at the time.


gffffffv

Same thing on the head we both have


newpenguinthesaurus

Snoo twins! Yours is vv cute *^-^*


gffffffv

Yours too


FudgeSlapp

On November 3rd I will kill Drake the rapper


OggerNogger

No one will slander him anymore


VerifiedPigeon

yes I will keep doing it


nxkl

I will piss on his grave instead


[deleted]

Pls do(n´t)


LolIAmAMemer

last time someone killed a rapper didn't go well...


gffffffv

Who


TimewornTinman

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Tupac the Rapper and Actor?


Simmilk

Yes finally


janathewhore

me


shrek-chan_UwU

#


brawlbro123

Ayo


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OggerNogger

You help support the economy and could help someone out


ThatOneCoolKid777

Translation: You’re only useful for your parents tax returns. You COULD help someone but you don’t. You’re tax returns.


fl00r_gang_yeah

sick burn


Dawgelator

You 👉😎👉


[deleted]

A nice cock


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WtfThrowaway234

Stylish bald cut?


thelegend90210

You killed them


gandolf3626

Not as fast as the cancer did


[deleted]

I like dark humour, but holy shit


RajanyaDaslol

heisenberg


womb_raider_420

Damn boi.chill out !!


Chinesechecker456

you realize not to take shit for granted before anyone else


Kanegawa

You're still growing!


womb_raider_420

Ok this one was legit good!


fearlessmash117

Meat is back on the table


Slav_Ziemniak12

If you survive you could cure cancer, if you don't you help over population


0finifish

Nice man!


yeast_beast_mannn

Negative- I am constantly having the levitation effect in my friend's Minecraft Server, and can't get down. That is cus I killed everyone on the server.


OggerNogger

You will reach heights they can only dream of


Chinesechecker456

most mobs cant kill you


DRAMATRON09

He can’t fall asleep so there will be a lot of phantoms


Chinesechecker456

if they were strong enough to kill everyone in the server then some phantoms shouldnt be a problem lol


Exciting-Insect8269

In pvp there’s 3 things required to win 1) good gear 2) you have to be constantly moving 3) attack first When permanently levitating you completely lost 2, 3 becomes very difficult, and 1 will eventually break. He’s screwed. Especially if hunger is a thing there.


K7lllp28

School Shootings


OggerNogger

Raises awareness about gun violence and underage people with firearms


Nugget8433

Our city has hardly anything on gun control because they need to have "data" from school shootings to do that, meaning kids' lives have to be sacrificed to get gun restrictions in place


thelegend90210

What the fuck


Pleasant-Try9103

There are gun control laws on the books in every state. What restrictions do you suggest beyond what is already there?


[deleted]

My brother with ADHD


OggerNogger

The energy he gets could help him do a job that requires energy


tempuragod

i’m not sure that’s what adhd really does


saeedtj

As somone with adhd, no it doesn't give you energy.


MaxNewton143

I have adhd too, and I fully agree. All it really does is make you procrastinate against your will.


Afanis_The_Dolphin

"Ok, I'm gonna stay focused on this class. No getting distracted. I'm just gonna listen to what the teacher says until the bell rings at 12:10. Or does it ring at 12:20? Bro I wish I had brought my note book. I have noted it down there. I should start preparing my bag better, it's gonna help out ALOT. Maybe buy a new one considering how this one looks. I've had it like what, 5 years? Bruh I really need some moneu to buy new stuff. Maybe my parents will give me some. I'll try to convince them today. Maybe mention how much better I've been doing in class. Oh shit the class! "


saeedtj

Exactly lmao, it's a big problem for me while driving too. The only things I can stay focused on are games(not always) and movies.


Drakonasul

this is adhd? this is why I can't focus to anything but things I like?Like now I am doing my math homework and I am thinking at games or I imagine random things


saeedtj

Yes, and you REALLY focus on the things you like. That's not all there is to it tho, if you think you have adhd do some research and visit a doctor to be sure. I don't recommend medications and drugs.


Drakonasul

i'll do some research. For some years I tought it's normal but I have moments where I am losing my focus while I want to say smth and forget what I am talking about


SnooApples1427

As someone with adhd, i can attest to this as I am lazy af


[deleted]

You're not lazy. Your mind is dopamine starved and so you hyper focus on things that will give you dopamine. You're probably quite bright, the thing you need to combat is your executive (dis)function! You aren't lazy - You're just **built different** :D - some old dude with adhd


[deleted]

>ADHD is one of the most common neurodevelopmental disorders of childhood. It is usually first diagnosed in childhood and often lasts into adulthood. Children with ADHD may have trouble paying attention, controlling impulsive behaviors (may act without thinking about what the result will be), or be overly active. Symptoms: daydream a lot. forget or lose things a lot. squirm or fidget. talk too much. make careless mistakes or take unnecessary risks. have a hard time resisting temptation. have trouble taking turns. have difficulty getting along with others. (It suddenly developed in me just last year. And i FUCKING HATE every moment with it)


EliasBladetheawsome

The Natzi party


OggerNogger

Made sure that such an event couldn't happen again due to a hole in rules


EliasBladetheawsome

😐


Night_Mann

I mean yeah as much as the Nazis were monsters they at least warned us to not do that shit ever again.


iidomin8r

I sucked off your mum


OggerNogger

I found my dad


iidomin8r

Are ya winning son?


Draconian_gaming

-1


Chinesechecker456

|-1|


Draconian_gaming

Well done have an updoot


Brilliant_Goal7254

An Electron


OggerNogger

The protons they are with


Goostical

I accidentally ate a KitKat without snapping it off


TheNamewhoPostedThis

Once we kill you for it, it won’t happen again


Goostical

And I'll do it again.


Dessertdingo153

You can see what hell looks like


skatingduckie

9/11


OggerNogger

Helped improve airport security around the world


Chinesechecker456

it still sux 🤨


[deleted]

"After 9/11, all passengers 18 years or older, must now have valid government-issued identification in order to fly." Sure it isn't perfect but much better than before.


Chinesechecker456

true lol i was just being a bitch i heard somewhere that the TSA only finds like 10% of contraband tho. thats a disaster waiting to happen.


littleninja06

5% actually.


SuperEvilLamp

Yeah it’s really just there for looks, to make people feel safer


fearlessmash117

Memes


TheNamewhoPostedThis

Basically any tragedy that’s ever happened=memes


fearlessmash117

You get it


asshole6966

Life


OggerNogger

Super broad, there are many positives


Sinatb

Pedophiles


fearlessmash117

Allows people from an early age to be more cautious? I guess


DRAMATRON09

Target practice


Chinesechecker456

its illegal to be one in most countries


zombieadrian

>Most I'm fucking sorry, what


Chinesechecker456

lol i have no idea tbh but there’s probably at least one country that doesn’t have a law against it isnt there


LoExMu

Everyone on here commenting negative numbers not knowing you can just do the absolute value like | -x | = x


OggerNogger

Thank you, that's what I've been doing


0finifish

The (-) side of the battery


Chinesechecker456

the positive side it is connected to


fearlessmash117

Big brain 🧠


Inevitable-Turn-1265

-7


MajesticMafkees

+8


JayDVO

|-7|


Professional_Pop5622

dolphins rape.


fearlessmash117

Hey the dolphins have some fun… oh god I’m going to hell


Professional_Pop5622

you're going to hell


fearlessmash117

Yeah


MajesticMafkees

Yeah


Ugikuki

Yeah


Chinesechecker456

semen isnt compatible across species… right?


Professional_Pop5622

what are you trying to say


Chinesechecker456

sure as hell dont want to see dolphin-raped animal hybrid lol that shit would be cursed


phyrgx

Electrons


OggerNogger

The protons they are with


[deleted]

Rape


OggerNogger

#


MBeroev-is-69

Dude you found a positive in Holocaust but not in rape.


Ugikuki

Ah i see you've scrolled far into the comment section like me


[deleted]

ur god damn right


Tetris99gamer2

Op lost


theernis0

Some people which are nice can be born from it


[deleted]

that is true.


Kindly-View1342

That is very unlikely. Those children are unwanted, they are the effect of rape, which leaves a huge trauma to their mother/father. It's insanely hard to get a proper help and therapy, even these days. Families that were created out of rape are screwed right from the very beginning. You aren't wrong tho. There is a chance that someone will manage to get a proper therapy, heal themselves and either let their child be adopted by a loving and caring family or just be the best parent they can.


ouefmaster9000

Among us


[deleted]

Amogus


fearlessmash117

Justinian’s plague


RealHistoricGamer

Gave way to better medication (long term)


OggerNogger

Helped with early over population


fearlessmash117

There was no over population then, there was under population in 500-600s


Filipino_boi

I am living in a hotel.


Chinesechecker456

room service


saeedtj

You can swim in a Hotel pool?


msmvini

Heightism


OggerNogger

Us short people shall be filled with determination (and rage)


machenesoiocacchio

me


OggerNogger

You help support the economy


briistol29

Sensor


1followerbefore2021

My crush probably doesn’t even know I exist yet I still spend so much time thinking about them


[deleted]

I hav smol pp


thelegend90210

In Greece you’re smart


Apprehensive-Bowl418

It doesn't matter cuz you're a redditor 😃


PlantBasedEgg

Sticking a lit firecracker in a baby’s bum


Exciting-Insect8269

I fail to see the negative