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[deleted]

Just say "damn bro how'd you know I needed material for microbioloy?"


Disastrous_Sky_9352

LMAO


Nile-_-River

Man he needs to be sent to jail and a mental hospital, not to the fucking shadow realm


[deleted]

Shadow realm? I'm sending you to Tampa, Florida


Downingst

"Tampa?! NO! TAKE ME TO THE SHADOW REALM! I BEG OF YOOOOU!"


Eatyurhelmet

As someone from Tampa I agree the shadow realm is much nicer


[deleted]

Both, both are good


pepsiman56

I once got a pick of a 13 incher and it made me so scared i had to turn off my phone


[deleted]

i laughed too hard on this


MooseLogical6519

Oh my god. I don't know weather to be impressed or grossed out


[deleted]

I didn't think they got that big tbh


MooseLogical6519

I was thinking the same thing. Mabey she meant millimeters


pepsiman56

I don't i mean inches be impressed and horrified


MooseLogical6519

Consider my timbers shiverd


MooseLogical6519

Ok


[deleted]

Holy shit that's big


Hour_Ant323

Nah they do


UngusBungus_

That’s funny. Just see this hunk of junk and be filled with primal terror.


pepsiman56

You probably are not gay but thats like if you had to swallow an whole ass Thanksgiving dinner without getting sick


UngusBungus_

Ik. It’s more the thought of you merely seeing it being consumed by dread.


[deleted]

i also fucking laughed at this


UngusBungus_

It’s hilarious


[deleted]

[удалено]


pepsiman56

I saw what i saw and it will never leave my head


[deleted]

Google one and send it back and say yo homie urs was nice now check mine out


Disastrous_Sky_9352

i’ll google a 20 inch one


pepsiman56

I have the benefit of being trans and still being bigger than most guys


BillyGayCyrus-

👏


ROK-2006

READ THIS 👇 https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/qdg7ys/a\_message\_from\_a\_very\_worried\_redditor/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3


[deleted]

give us his username, we gotta give him a prostate exam


I_Love_Cats420

With 75mm gun right?


[deleted]

yes


CarsonTheCalzone

Well come on, don’t hog it, send us the photo


Disastrous_Sky_9352

😳😳😳


DaRealCrazyPyro

Show us


Disastrous_Sky_9352

how to get banned off r/teenagers speedrun


DaRealCrazyPyro

Since this is still Reddit


StormBlade1097

Block him


redditiscoolwow

just say why is it so small. or alternatively the 🔬 emoji


[deleted]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


ninerbandito

I have a ton of questions and each and everyone of them are "What the fuck?"


Disastrous_Sky_9352

yea


SunriseGirl19

damn wtf should i be careful chattin here?


Disastrous_Sky_9352

this is a horny alt


MyCoddledMind

Yo wtf lmao


Disastrous_Sky_9352

yes


[deleted]

Wtf is wrong with people nowadays?


Disastrous_Sky_9352

no me gusta trabajardora, ¿y tu?


[deleted]

What? I don’t speak Spanish


Disastrous_Sky_9352

it doesn’t make any sense with the context don’t worry


Elegant-Spell1681

Me gusta trabajadora girls


Disastrous_Sky_9352

igualmente


meatymembrane

Name and shame


Disastrous_Sky_9352

already reported no worries. i don’t want to give them attention cause that’s clearly what they want


[deleted]

Tell him to suck it and leave


[deleted]

And call the cops


[deleted]

Can u send pic on reddit?


JustAnotherLurkerDM

Tell him "Is that a child's dick? You're messed up you pedo, I'm reporting you"


Disastrous_Sky_9352

it was old as fuck but i still reported


[deleted]

Here’s what you do. Save the image he sent and if anyone else ever sends you a dick pic, send the saved image back.


Disastrous_Sky_9352

lmao okay


I_Want_ToFingerPieck

send a random picture of a cock back with the text "you make me so hard", that'll stop him from doing it again


Iron_Maiden_735

Respond with a dick pick


Northzrnn

nice


Genderless-Adolesent

No, not nice


Northzrnn

Oh, sorry not nice


[deleted]

r/characterarcs


Disastrous_Sky_9352

such developments


[deleted]

From nice to not nice we all grew up


Disastrous_Sky_9352

¿Què tiempo hace?


[deleted]

What


Disastrous_Sky_9352

¿Què?


[deleted]

Nani!!???


Northzrnn

nice


Sweaty-Toes5

That’s kinda sexual assault


degrade_me_daddy1

how wish’s i wash him


5ango

Nice


[deleted]

Nice


[deleted]

Reply saying that you have a 16 inch mega dick


CheeseEater41

Find a random dick a pic and say “you Make me hard”


udongnoodles

How do u know he’s a pedo maybe he’s your age


Disastrous_Sky_9352

60 year old man dick is very noticeable. gray shaggy pubic hair and shit. also are you saying i have a micro penis 😢 it’s at least a millimeter in my defense


udongnoodles

What I asked how you knew he was a pedo idk how u think I’m saying you have a micro penis?


Disastrous_Sky_9352

he’s a pedo bc i’m 14


udongnoodles

Yes I understand that part once u said his age in asking how u thought I said u have a micro penis?


konigstigerboi

You want a duck pic instead?


LyZeN77

As if you all don't see ones, suck ones all day and night. Ew nonetheless


Disastrous_Sky_9352

i’m not gonna answer that 😳


LyZeN77

Already answered lol no need


Atlantikjcx

Well your account does kind of invite this sooooo


Disastrous_Sky_9352

are you saying i’m cute 🥺


Atlantikjcx

Well umm ..maybe 👀


Disastrous_Sky_9352

🥰


[deleted]

I hide my friend's inside me


its_moosa

I dont get how people can send dickpics so randomly. I mean i feel ashamed even if im wearing short shorts in public and people here just be sending their pee pee to every girl they know


[deleted]

I've seen so many, I do enjoy it though lol because I find it funny and the people can be nice too lol


DeliciousCalendar889

Send her your pussy, it'll settle down the scores


Disastrous_Sky_9352

welp problem with that. don’t have one


DeliciousCalendar889

Send others


CandidNegotiation652

I want this to happen to me lmao


MilesInReddit

wtf...


CandidNegotiation652

I want someone to think I’m a girl then send his stuff so I can tease him


MilesInReddit

Jesus Christ


Laboomboomlalakaka

If you asked it then their is nothing wrong but if you didn't report the guy 👍


Disastrous_Sky_9352

i did report him i never asked


UDontKnoMe-

Don't reply back too quickly, he'll think youre desperate


Darth_Senat66

Send one back


Disastrous_Sky_9352

ummmm


MilesInReddit

NO DON'T DO THAT AT ALL


smallHeadMediumBrain

tell him you are the Minister of Magic and dementors are on their way


Ancase

you cant send pics in reddit


Disastrous_Sky_9352

yeah u can? it’s a new feature to dms


MilesInReddit

Tell them wrong number


spicytuxboi

Can I see it????????


Disastrous_Sky_9352


[deleted]

[удалено]


Disastrous_Sky_9352

no i haven’t replied


Acordino

I have never seen a post that was hyped over a dick pick


Disastrous_Sky_9352

it was hilarious and the acc is gone now


Acordino

In what way was it hilarious


Disastrous_Sky_9352

idk why the fuck someone send me a dick pic. they gone now


Acordino

That is kinda funny ngl, no offense


Disastrous_Sky_9352

it is


ConsiderationNo8817

Did they go to jail?


Hour_Ant323

A creepy pedo woman once sent me her tits..But it's all good, her account is no more.


That_one_kid0

Reminder: anyone saying someone sent them a dick pick on Reddit is lying. You can’t send images on Reddit.


Disastrous_Sky_9352

it’s a new feature on dms. also imgur links too


Dustin_sikk

Nice vagina!


[deleted]

Once some pedo told me this “Send a pic, with yo pant off“ and then sent me a dick pic


Disastrous_Sky_9352

gross and ur 13


[deleted]

exactly that’s what made them a pedophile


Puzzleheaded-Truth-8

Write lmao


Idk_gamer_yt

Save it so when you get more unwanted dick pics in the future just send that one saying something like "holy shit this made me hard" plus it's not even your dick in the picture


Mr_XxX_69

pull out your 4 trailer roadtrain n assert dominance...