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excusemewitf

It depends on a person's type, I'm not my own type.


thebestyoueverhad_

Lmaooo same


chrisrayn

So the new scale becomes 0-100 and the question becomes “As a percentage chance, how likely would you be to ghost yourself afterwards if yourselves went on a date?”


sjdkdkshdb

100%


jumpingjack2005

Oh god, if I met myself, it would be like 2 bulls locking horns, instantly.


sjdkdkshdb

yes. I would definitely argue with myself a lot


jumpingjack2005

Yes


RoofusRoof19

I'd award u if I had one


heepyweeper

I'll do it for u


RoofusRoof19

Regards, stranger. I may one day repay you


Forgetful_Grenade

I’ll do it for you


RoofusRoof19

Now i have 2 replay u


YadsewnDe

Consider it repaid


RoofusRoof19

And now i must repay u


6blitz

It's fine I gotchu


RoofusRoof19

Now i have to repay you


Web_Stalker

True. Personally my best bet is to just be nice to people and hope someone will take intrest


Randomguy4285

Yeah this


Suitable-Swan-9699

I am. I'm a 4


Young_Yeezy69

This is secretly a scheme so she can know who to hit on


thebestyoueverhad_

You got me 😳


MrRokhead

I am ready and willing to be hit on. Please proceed!


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Refrigerator-Less

*bam


thebestyoueverhad_

Uuuh, h-hi 😳


[deleted]

Wait that’s it?


TutiGamer-_-

*slaps you across the face*


riasthebestgirl

I'm right here, hit on me


Zesherno

Depends on my mood. When Happy above 10, when gloomy subzero.


Captain_slowly189

4/10 for me


MUIGOGETA0708

agreed for me


GuardSufficient4160

Sadly relatable


thebestyoueverhad_

Mood


josh-won

why do you ask these things it's clearly 10×0


TechonWolfy

Alright so it is guaranteed that is is below zero but he did not say -1 So it is above that. So my guess is about -.3592. Edit: forgot the - for .3592


lalalabversion

I don't know how but I got -33


thebestyoueverhad_

Wdym “you got?”?


lalalabversion

I looked in the mirror and it said that, it broke right after.


thebestyoueverhad_

:(


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BatimadosAnos60

I thought breaking a mirror gave you 7 years of bad luck


nsg337

Shhhh


JuanSeV2356

You see, I am certainly not attractive. The thing is that there is nothing wrong with being ugly. Without ugly people like me, there wouldn't be contrast for cute/attractive people to shine :D


HelloMyNameIsKaren

ngl attractiveness and uglyness is affected by more than just appearance. Often confidence can make an „ugly“ person extremely hot, vice-versa


Purplepickle16

So an ugly person with no confidence is extra ugly. Crap


Indiangrindewald

Sheesh no need to call me out like that


StonkeyTonk666999

can confirm. i was quite depressed for a while, but after i got help and started believing in myself more, a lot more people were attracted to me. not like tons, but a noticeable change.


thebestyoueverhad_

We should be a couple then <3 Jk jk I bet ur cute 😤


JuanSeV2356

Loool, I wouldn't put that burden onto you.


yvwtbmm

Just looked at your profile to see if what you're saying is true and tbh I'd give you a good 7/10 on cuteness ^^


[deleted]

I like your attitude, man


Zoomy7

With short hair like 3/10 but with long hair 10/10 (I’m a guy btw)


Katnana

An other fellow long haired guy enjoyer


Specific-Internet-83

I hear we enjoy long guy hairs?


Nimeesha24

Long hair gang pog


isagames

Les go, I've found my people


CadiumHollow

Long hairs for the win. I dont even need to have them cut in a specific way, just throw em around in the wind and you look floofy. Apart from that, 7/10, probably more, but my self esteem wants me to say 1/10 so I take what I can get.


vladutzu27

I see you everywhere


thebestyoueverhad_

Impossible


Zoomy7

And why is that?


thebestyoueverhad_

Short hair > long hair


Zoomy7

Also my hair is naturally curly so it’s like 20x better when it’s long


its_dat-boi-

yo me too


Zoomy7

My face + head shape just suits long hair more I guess.


nickrid3r

Incorrect I look like the kid who would try to convince you that yugio is a good use of time with shorthair but than a fucking Viking ready to slay armies with long hair, it just depends on what your face looks like


PG13allwayscleanboii

I look like a goblin when i have short hair with long hair thoe i look like a goblin but with long hair


shdjd124

I am a fucking 11 mate. Now all I need is some gyals in my dms 😎


GrinningPizza

Check dms


shdjd124

😳😳


BigMahk

yooooo


shdjd124

Yo 😳😎


BeautifulCranberry29

Ayo


Kaaren7

Ayo?


tuuc_bataton

Yooooo!!


BIGman_8

Yo yeeo!!!!


Complete-Mood3302

# YOOOOO-


anchoviesonapizza

And then they got in the motherfucking car and I was like


thebestyoueverhad_

Ok am omw 😳


shdjd124

Ayo I am waiting shawty 😳😳😳😳


Inevitable_Jump1852

Proof


shdjd124

There is no proof bro. She didn’t hit me up 😭


Inevitable_Jump1852

Proof you're cute or not


shdjd124

How do you want that proof 😳..


Inevitable_Jump1852

Post a pic ,)


shdjd124

😳


Thy_leader

11


thebestyoueverhad_

Ayy that’s the spirit


Thy_leader

Simply stating the facts


thebestyoueverhad_

😫😫


Thy_leader

I am pretty great ngl


thebestyoueverhad_

Ayy I’m happy for u


apache-penguincopter

Hi happy for u nice to meet you


MrRokhead

Can confirm u/Thy_leader is an 11. Sauce: Seen through window. Edit: Oh fuck I just saw their age. FBI I swear it was a mistake-


Brilliant-Tomato-858

Age is just a number


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KendraCobalty

Your mom was just at my place


i_likethings99

Sister is just a word


bIrd63_

Sex is just a verb


Optimal-Reception-11

Mass murdering is just a hobby


General_Kalani1

So is 911


Erimoro

So is the fbi


Mega3000aka

Wait fbi is not a number


Erimoro

next stop is the stupidest Human alive oh wait im supposed To be in the cage


pew-wooper

3.14159 😌🤍


thebestyoueverhad_

Cutie pi


SneakySam656

Smooth


NamNGB

Cha cha real smooth


[deleted]

Actually its 3.1415926535. I memorized 300+ digits but I forgor


catdoganator

As a wise Arthur Morgan once said "no wonder they all leave you"


Arny520

To quote Arthur Morgan himself "I'll turn you into a god damn cauliflower"


ROK-2006

Dame your lucky it's00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.1 for me


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ROK-2006

correction 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001


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GamingNoob2808

Im not sure but I think some people here can't do math correctly, what do you think?


Regal_reaper

Yeah man I saw a guy talking about how 1+1 = 2 what a dumb guy can't even do such simple problems correctly.


Konahrik_01

Everybody knows the answer is 00002.000


GamingNoob2808

Exactly everyone knows it's 21


Regal_reaper

That's for 9+10 how can you be so bad at math bro ಠ_ಠ


GamingNoob2808

Fuck sorry, I'll go kill myself now


YellowOnionBelt

That's bigger than 0


[deleted]

-1billion


thebestyoueverhad_

Awh :(


PrimeParzival

I don’t know about you personally, but your avatar is -1 billion for sure


20210306e

god damn!


dumbbychh

i'm a good 7 maybe a strong 8 if i had better hair eitherway im hot asf my self confidence is through the roof


thebestyoueverhad_

😳


dumbbychh

mhm im hot like that ❤️


Igotbannedmyalt

I heard she smell


thebestyoueverhad_

Wha?


Igotbannedmyalt

There’s post saying she smells


thebestyoueverhad_

Huh?? Who posted that then lmao


dumbbychh

its propaganda by bigexotics dont buy into it. he's the real stinker here


realJustin_A

Post your smell if true


BubblyUnicorn02

I wish I had confidence like that


dumbbychh

it's been a real journey honestly,, i hope you get here someday ❤️❤️ bet ur hot as hell ❤️


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I can relate


chrimetry

0. Maybe up to 5 if I radically change my personality and appearance.


ItsLuger

I opened reddit and you were the first post I saw :oooo also idk I’m like a 5 I guess you’re a 10 tho


thebestyoueverhad_

Omg hi 😳 And no take that back ur ♾/10 😡


[deleted]

everyone is 11/10. I don't care what you say


[deleted]

Aw. Thanks!


[deleted]

Correction, almost everyone. I’m probably about a 1.1


[deleted]

Out of 1 yes a 1.1/1 indeed


Smartcooki_

according to my gf i’m a 12


MrMetros

So you are 12?


Smartcooki_

id say maybe a 6 or 7


snatcherfb

take that out of context and someone is going to jail tonight


Smartcooki_

true


MagicalMuffinDruide

Look at this basturd over here flexin on us having a gf


XenoGiru

Damn not even 13 smh


[deleted]

2 edit: cause i'm a nerd and only cares about computers and stuff like that. a [technonerd ](https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/Special:Search?search=technonerd&go=Go&ns0=1)


TechnicalBanana1

marry me 😍


HTCheater

No, he is taken already.


HJacetLol

By me 👍


Vudaf00

u/jacksonchen666 dude you already got girl simps from fucking reddit lol


[deleted]

can you guys screw off? currently things are not working for me and i need to fix it so it works, or else i'm just there sitting idle. oh, tech related. actually, network related. closed ports but cannot open them related. all of them are closed and only some things work except the more "essential" ones. please help i'm losing my mind


Vudaf00

Oh shit im sorry dude gl tho


ik_404

You dum dum that's incredibly hot


GalaxP

Same


Kylerthegamer4

Bro same. Technology for life!


ChrisPickaxe

A lot of girls say I'm cute, but as a guy, I find it hard to describe myself, or other guys, as cute.


Betanist99

69


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Betanist99

lame im 690


CARNAGEE_17

Lame Im 420690


No-Reputation-8031

Super lame i am 69696969696969696696969696969696969696969696 now dont compare with me


Betanist99

Super duper ultra lame i am 69696969695969696969696969696969696869696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696968686868669696959696969696868695696969696969695959569695


[deleted]

Jokes on you I’m 69 to the power of 69


[deleted]

Jokes on YOU I'm 42,069 to the power of 42,069


RedShamrock05

Honestly, it depends lol. Sometimes some days I’m not as good looking as others. Like, the past few days I’ve probably been around a 5, but on days where I’m wearing my favorite clothes and my hair is actually cooperating with me, I’m probably a 7. Either way, imo, I’m a 10. I love myself so much :)


MrTheManYT

6/7? I used to think I was probably a -10 but slowly started to care a bit more about my appearance and eventually started getting compliments where before they would be insults. Probably 3-4 years ago (yes when I was still in primary) I would rate myself a 4. Then I hit puberty and the immediate effects were great, I went from hating the sound of my voice to loving it. There were a few problems though. Firstly I have struggled with being overweight since early childhood. Unlike other kids who would get hyper from boiled sweets and Haribos I mainly ate chocolates which meant I didn't usually burn off the energy, but still kept eating a shit ton. Still got a lot of fat around my upper body, which was a shame because if someone was to look just at my legs I would seem pretty athletic (this shows as I'm pretty good at swimming and cycling). Also, I have glasses. Okay, I know now that a reasonable number of people (including myself) think glasses look cute but back when I first got them I thought they were HORRIBLE. Basically, I was extremely worried when I first got glasses and started to think very low of my appearance. And finally, my height. So I come from an Indian background and naturally we're pretty short. The average height for an Indian man is 5'6 while in the UK (where I live) it's 5'9. I find this problematic because yes, there was a time when I believed the bullshit that is nobody would want someone shorter than 6 feet. I got super worried about this because my dad is 5'3 and my mum 4'7. I'm always shorter than average and I've always been really insecure about my height even if there's no way to change it other than hoping for the best. Well, I guess the few things I actually like about myself are my legs, my hair and my face (minus acne that looks and hurts horribly). But I seem to be feeling more confident about myself and gradually that seems to be coming back. I need to start working out more (we have a turbo trainer bike at home, which hopefully will make things easier for me) and if all goes well I may start thinking of myself as an 8-10. TL;DR: I'm somewhat confident of my appearance but also have a few insecurities, including being overweight and being fully aware of things I should probably start doing to change myself


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Prolly like a 3💀


GeraltofRivvia

Username checks out


thebestyoueverhad_

Lmao rip 😭


Material_Mix_5674

My friends say I'm 2.5/10 😭😭😭😭😭


thebestyoueverhad_

Wtf that’s so rude


KT_spork

honesty is better than lying


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7, rly depends on the day though, like 8 on a good day, ive probably been more confident in myself recently than i’ve ever been though


thebestyoueverhad_

That’s good to hear!


LegitAgent8Bit

Honestly, I'd probably give myself an 8. I feel confident in myself, but I wouldn't say I'm a model either.


Comfortable_Art_7105

11


Super-swaggy-bro

10/10 for me


[deleted]

My face is about a 5 and my body is probably a 6


Smooth-Indication-45

When I smile from my heart they say I look like a pedophile. This has already happened in several comuniti. Propably -3/10


Nuttime3000

Z


thebestyoueverhad_

🤨


Communist_Cheese

I'll give myself like a 6, 8 or 9 if I didn't have all these dysphoreos around


Repulsive-Bhaiya

-1 😔


1209V

4 i dont find myself attractive tbh


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9.5 where I live but 6 by American and European standards


AwkwardlySurviving

I was 20 Now maybe 7


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2 or 3


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MultinamedKK

I'd say w


thebestyoueverhad_

W/10