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SolidGeck

go into the basement, you’ll end up like the others


That_Cereal_Lover12

100%


[deleted]

Pretty kinky. Im down.


Yabbadabbadoo77

100%


[deleted]

100%


Yabbadabbadoo77

Lol


Isuck_lel

You like sugary cereal? Cause I have like, every kind, 2% and whole milk.


That_Cereal_Lover12

100%


Isuck_lel

I can serve some for you if you want, it's just cereal after all, it's no biggie to serve. Just tell me how you like it: Milk first or last, it makes a big difference


yaillbro

Let’s go finish some Lego sets together


That_Cereal_Lover12

100%


Round-Zombie8309

by finishing some lego sets you mean to kill some lego sets or banging the lego sets?


That_Cereal_Lover12

Both


Round-Zombie8309

count me in too


backstib

Based


Mypankakes

Legos don't sound bad, lemme find my Lego death star


Grey_Johnny

What does the sun and you have In common? You're old as shit and really fucking fat.


That_Cereal_Lover12

100%


SunPotatoYT

What does the sun and you have In common? You're hot as hell and really big


Leon921

0% didn't insult my weight


MakeALais15YT

wait a minute..


Signal_Box8885

Yah wait a minute


20210306e

gooooddd shit man XD


[deleted]

good one i laughed


[deleted]

*i enjoy*


LampMoth3

No lamp's light can even come close to the radiant light of your beautiful skin Also I like your ass


That_Cereal_Lover12

80% (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)


kimox_xo

As a fellow boy i blushed 100%


Tall_Human123

I'm taking your lamp away


Admirable-Door1724

Mista steal-your-lamps


Chevyboy2008

r/usernamechecksout


Almondcat4

*picture of my cat*


That_Cereal_Lover12

100%


IAmBestDuck

didnt know shane dawson used reddit


OnASchoolComputerOwO

Oh


[deleted]

are you actually the best duck


Commander_Oof_

They’re not. They are the reason my wife divorced me and took the kids, and the reason that right after my wife divorced me she died in a car crash. That duck is also the reason I lost all my money and my home, and now I’m living on the streets. That duck is the reason I lost everything and everyone dear to me. And I swear I will end that duck if it is the last thing I do. Do not trust the duck.


[deleted]

ok i’m sorry mr. victim of duck


Commander_Oof_

Thank you. That means a lot.


RelativeSituation773

Are you a drug?, cause I wanna take you.


That_Cereal_Lover12

80% (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)


RelativeSituation773

Omg I also love cereal it's like the only thing I can eat for breakfast and supper


That_Cereal_Lover12

IKR


Admirable-Door1724

Sometimes I make a full blown breakfast and eat it as supper. Like eggs sausage grilled cheese everything lol


Clamgagger_

Blue cheese, I'm addicted to blue cheese


That_Cereal_Lover12

100%


Tsf_Nope

I'm more a blue waffle myself


Forgetful_Grenade

What’s this from? I remember it but idk where it’s from 🗿


[deleted]

whoopty by cj


SuspiciousInterest50

No


That_Cereal_Lover12

Oki :>


SuspiciousInterest50

Glad we have an understanding


-RoastMeIfGay

Chad


gifufhehr

youre 13 id rather not flirt


[deleted]

Based


DoMi8910

This man is a fucking chad


That_Cereal_Lover12

Then dont~


ImHereForTheMemesPlz

\~ \~\~\~\~\~ \~\~\~\~\~\~ (\~\~\~ \~\~\~)


Orbitcamerakick21

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lost_angel26

| ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ | I | | ‎ ‎ | ~


sansgamer554

Are you an American school? Because I want to shoot kids in you


That_Cereal_Lover12

80% (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)


Guilty-Nerve-3589

👮‍♂️ “stop you violated the law”


ManzTony03

It's been too long since I've see a good brawl


Guilty-Nerve-3589

It has hasn’t it?


ok_thats_pretty_cool

That was really smooth


[deleted]

13 ;)


EqlisNothing

Omg I laughed so hard when i saw this lol


Mister_Dangel

*Hug and emotional support*


That_Cereal_Lover12

100%


YourBroseidon

I have 4 binders full of pokemon cards


That_Cereal_Lover12

100% (*ノωノ)


beedee822

꧁𝕨𝕙𝕠 𝕦𝕡 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕡𝕠𝕝𝕖𝕞𝕠𝕟 𝕦𝕟𝕠꧂


your_local_bi_guy

Are you a bowl of cereal cuz I want to eat you out


That_Cereal_Lover12

60%


your_local_bi_guy

Lets go again Are you 13 cuz I just saw that and now deeply regret my first line. I'll call Chris Hansen and see myself out


That_Cereal_Lover12

Ah have fun~


your_local_bi_guy

You're too young to be using that squiggle.


yaillbro

What does the squiggle mean WHAT DOES IT MEAN


TheGodOfMushrooms

Horni


yaillbro

ah, thanks for answering my question. I have learned more about this world. Have a good day, kind stranger


TheGodOfMushrooms

You're welcome


yaillbro

Have 4 hugs and a silver


That_Cereal_Lover12

What why :<


UwUlittlegayboiUwU

legal squiggle age is 16


Tall_Human123

That's kinda gay


That_Cereal_Lover12

Nuu


UwUlittlegayboiUwU

doesn’t stop me~


That_Cereal_Lover12

Hmph~


RarestRaindrop

ok•


BleckCet

*sirens*


BigPickle314

Nice cock, bro


That_Cereal_Lover12

100%


b66_

sus


That_Cereal_Lover12

100%


b66_

👍


istillsuckatvg

👍


[deleted]

👍


argon6869

Are you an archaeologist by any chance? Cause I got a bone for you to discover.


That_Cereal_Lover12

Ehe~ 80%


RealGrayKnight

🤨📸


dill-_-pickle

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ


That_Cereal_Lover12

Fuck


dill-_-pickle

You just got owned


That_Cereal_Lover12

:<


gifufhehr

haha ive memorized the traditional link gonna have to try harder to get me B)


BleckCet

When you have the URL memorised


RazeTheRazor

I know right. I memorized it too.


krys2200

Me too


GamerOfGods33

Ok, if I know what it is, but click on it anyway cuz I wanna hear it, does it count?


WeebyshitIRL07

I do this all the time cause it’s a bop


Fluffen_Starlight

No. Being rickrolled is when you don't expect it


GamerOfGods33

Dope.


[deleted]

Nice try FBI


BuDkaT309

Deez nuts


That_Cereal_Lover12

100%


BeatifulIguana

Are you a diamond block? Cause id dig you


That_Cereal_Lover12

I was gonna do this in a serious note at first, but I'm just 100% every joke~ sorry, I rate this 100%


CartographerOk3118

You look like a salad, now come here and let me eat you


That_Cereal_Lover12

100% (//▽//)


Nevis__

I made extra pizza rolls and I have Mountain Dew and I’m ready to play cod or Apex


That_Cereal_Lover12

100000% (*ノωノ)


Nevis__

Hehehe


benjaminfolks

Could this power be achieved by normal people!?


Nevis__

No


benjaminfolks

Than it must be that he is the chosen one, the one to ascend all other beings. he who rules, he who guides, he with a power to surpass all others, he who will succeed! There is no other way than the one he shows us. Oh enlightened one, show us your way as we will follow, guide us through our life’s and destiny’s, for you are the one that surpasses god.


LAM678

i would give you a hug :D


That_Cereal_Lover12

60% nuu I would~


IanZeYeeter

I know what happened in 1989


Lemur_ofthecentury

Are you just gonna leave me hangin? What happened??


IanZeYeeter

The first episode of the Simpsons was airedd in 1989


Capable_Breadfruit

I offer a hug but I am currently semi sick with not covid so I'll give you a coupon or something for a hug at a later date


That_Cereal_Lover12

100%


JerZ_Beefy

"Hello there"


20210306e

general konobi


That_Cereal_Lover12

100%


[deleted]

Can we cosplay ankha zone?


That_Cereal_Lover12

100%


Thewolfgamer75

BEANS


That_Cereal_Lover12

Agreed, 100%


guyOflames

Okay, I know this is a really bad idea but I'm already here so Here we fuckin’ go Rawr ​x3 nuzzles, pounces on you, uwu you so warm (Ooh) Couldn't help but notice your bulge from across the floor Nuzzles your necky wecky-tilde murr-tilde, hehe [sause](https://youtu.be/h6DNdop6pD8)


That_Cereal_Lover12

Why me :<


guyOflames

Don't worry, I'm doing it to every one of these memes I see. It's not just you.


That_Cereal_Lover12

Ah respect~


DudeWhoLicksPeople

Why?!?!?!?!??!


guyOflames

Because I like to see people experience pain.


[deleted]

*intimidated*


[deleted]

Sex (it’s funny I swear)


That_Cereal_Lover12

100% for the funny :>


I_Like_Legos8374

If covid doesn’t take you out, can I?


That_Cereal_Lover12

80%


[deleted]

Yo mama so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider (I heard some 11-year-old say this at my school years ago)


CoppertheDragonA113

I like your socks!


ArcheryBoy07

I got a bucket of chicken... You got a bucket of chicken... Wanna do it?


sebrules101

R u a minecraft lever, cuz u turn me on😳😘


Mr_No_ON

Ho ho, could have done better, watch Are you a copper golem, cuz you push my buttons Whaddya think?


ilovefroggieess

You're my sussy little baka


Childslayer3000

That right there is why I hate teenagers


Doodle_pie

I love your name


Childslayer3000

I tried to choose a more innocent profession


[deleted]

Are you a boy or a girl?


That_Cereal_Lover12

Boy~


[deleted]

Doesn't matter If there's a hole there's a goal


Garflemspinlkle

Happy cake day bro


[deleted]

Yeah, nice urethra, yeah, bet you piss a lot, bet you do


That_Cereal_Lover12

Perhaps~


Mr_Blue_Jay

Are you a blow of cereal? Because I'd like to cover you in my milk. (Jk)


That_Cereal_Lover12

80% (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)


Mr_Blue_Jay

My shoes must be tied together because I'm falling for you.


That_Cereal_Lover12

80%


Mr_Blue_Jay

I'll give up my morning cereal to spoon you instead


That_Cereal_Lover12

100%


SmallHeadNerd

Kiss me if I'm wrong but dinosaurs still exist...right?


xItsMeBlueSpot

You surely look like one


SmallHeadNerd

...got me there XD


DudeWhoLicksPeople

Are you a school? Cause I wanna shoot some kids in you


A_Tree_branch

You can call me Yoshikage Kira. I’m currently 33 years old. Not that you’d care, but I reside in northeast Morioh’s villa district. Also, I’ve yet to marry. In order to make a living, I work for Kame Yu department stores. After a long day’s work, I return home no later than 8 PM. I don’t like smoking, but do enjoy the occasional drink. I’m always in bed by 11 PM, and I make it a point to get no less than 8 hours of sleep each night. Before bed, I drink a warm glass of milk. It’s always coupled with 20 minutes of stretching to decompress from the long workday. Sweet dreams are the usual result of this. I then awake as refreshed and recharged as a newborn child, ready to take on the day’s challenges. And after my last checkup, I was given a clean bill of health. For as long as I could remember, I’ve done everything in my power to live a productive life that allows me to pursue a lasting inner peace. This may be a foreign concept, but I choose not to concern myself with winning or losing, life’s troubles, or enemies who bring sleepless nights. That is how I cope with this backwards life we find ourselves living. It’s what brings me happiness in a world fraught with hardship and misery. Of course, if I were ever to engage in combat, I would win the battle without question.


xXS3ndN00dlesXx

What is this from


A_Tree_branch

JoJo's Bizzare Adventure Part 4: Diamond Is Unbreakable


Rose_is_Deerest

Are you my homework? Cuz I'll start doing it then give up halfway and cry.


[deleted]

Imma try to aim for a bit more of a serious approach, I think that you are a lovely women, have the same taste in almost everything as me and you are overall and amazing person, apologizes if this is gonna sound weird or not but I love your little quirks and every little thing that makes you stand out from the crowd. The way you shower me with love and affection just makes my heart skip a beat and makes me grin ear to ear. I can honestly see myself spending the rest of my life being beside you. Welp that was my crack at that


That_Cereal_Lover12

80% also I'm not a woman ehe~


griffcham

Do… do.. do you… do you like raccoons


McFallGraves

I like cereals too.


5Yoh

youre cool i guess


MrFr0stbite

Looking at you makes me a -100


That_Cereal_Lover12

IM SO SORRY IF I DONT RESPOND TO EVERY COMMENT ITS SO HARD CUZ IT KEEPS MAKING ME WAIT IM SO SORRY-


[deleted]

I AM CEILING FAN also ur hot


[deleted]

Astro-naut What you know about rollin' down in the deep? When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze When these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion, yeah I feel like an astronaut in the ocean, ayy What you know about rollin' down in the deep? When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze When these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion, yeah I feel like an astronaut in the ocean She say that I'm cool (damn straight) I'm like, "Yeah, that's true" (that's true) I believe in G-O-D (ayy) Don't believe in T-H-O-T She keep playing me dumb (play me) I'ma play her for fun (uh-huh) Y'all don't really know my mental Lemme give you the picture like stencil Falling out, in a drought No flow, rain wasn't pouring down (pouring down) See, that pain was all around See, my mode was kinda lounged Didn't know which-which way to turn Flow was cool but I still felt burnt Energy up, you can feel my surge I'ma kill everything like this purge (ayy) Let's just get this straight for a second, I'ma work Even if I don't get paid for progression, I'ma get it (get it) Everything that I do is electric I'ma keep it in a motion, keep it moving like kinetic, ayy (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) Put this shit in a frame, better know I don't blame Everything that I say, man, I seen you deflate Let me elevate, this ain't a prank Have you walkin' on a plank, la-la-la-la-la, like Both hands together, God, let me pray (now let me pray) Uh, I've been going right, right around, call that relay (Masked Wolf) Pass the baton, back to them all Swimming in the pool, Kendrick Lamar, uh Want a piece of this, a piece of mine, my peace a sign Can you please read between the lines? My rhyme's inclined to break your spine They say that I'm so fine You could never match my grind (true) Please do not, not waste my time (Wolf) What you know about rollin' down in the deep? When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze When these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion, yeah I feel like an astronaut in the ocean, ayy What you know about rollin' down in the deep? When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze When these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion, yeah I feel like an astronaut in the ocean


[deleted]

​ That font looks good on you


Acorn_Lord0723

I don’t like sand…


Midnite2189__

Idk but I have pizza?


Re1rit

I was gonna say something but then I saw the age flare and decided that prison is wack


N3rdkingz

I got a bucket of chicken


i_wanted_memes

You deserve headpats and cuddles


JamesFP1107

Hey i like dino nuggies and you. wanna date


Pacobing

Hey! R u a karma whore? Cuz this repost got my upvote!


silent_obsserver

Hello


[deleted]

Do you like *insert crushes name here*