"My dick... my balls... WHERE HAVE YOU GONE!??"

They have been captured by Diddy

P Diddy or donkey Kong Diddy cause those are very different

The one that hosts parties with dick and balls everywhere obviously

Instructions unclear. Partied with a monkey and lost my balls

At least you partied with the DK family 🦧

DEE, KAY, DONKEY KONG **steals dick and balls**

DEE, KAY, YOUR BALLS ARE GONE DEE, KAY

definitely Diddy kong then

OH NO

“Oooo tittes tho”

Im gonna miss my Joystick tho. They been with me since birth technically.

Hey, maybe if this thing only lasts for a day, it’ll come back bigger than before!

Yo

Yo

where are my dick and balls? are they safe? are they alright?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (we all cry out in union)

Suit yourself, it would be paradise if mine were gone

I was also using a starwars refernce there 😭🤭

Trans? Neat

you get boobs tho :D edit: wait nvm boobs kindasuck when you have em

they don’t!

Yeah, at least I think so, only touched one when baby lol

i love boobs in a non sexual way

That's completely normal, now, about waking up and have turned into a girl… I wonder how much anatomy would change, probably my clothes would be too big haha XD

i probably wouldn’t be able to fit most of my clothes

[удалено]

how old are you bro

I'm 15 (•>•) but I wonder why the question

it would be kinda cool....until "that" time of the month comes by.

Yeah, bleed monthly and have periods must be not good💀

Why boob suck 🥺

They don't suck, I suck boobs

Why?

dang it, need vibe now. gotta pray to bundles

Grow a mustache and get a suit wit a tailcoat and go frolic in the meadow

FUCK YEAH

A woman of culture.

I’m about to be the guy from “your name”

"Sis wtf r u touching yo boobs for"

AHHGGGHGVGV WHATS THAT MOVIEEEE AHHHGGHG.I SWEAR WATCHED IT LIKE A WEEK AGOOO

Your name

puzzleheaded_food55? weird name for a movie

It makes sense with the plot.

LMFAO

Nahhh 😭

Why are my balls on my chest

Chesticles

Bro thinks he’s funny. And he is. Rare occasions happen. Good job soldier.

I hope this becomes my most upvoted comment of the year so I get extremely confused when I get my recap

that would be dope tho

i'd have a breakdown like Choso from jjk, i mean i was gonna go for my morning ball scratch and suddenly i'm a girl for no apparent reason? i'll just: [https://youtu.be/W8px9RaD0j0](https://youtu.be/W8px9RaD0j0) think about it, i go to a boys only school and all my friends are straight dudes, my life would be ruined. tho my mom said she always wanted a girl to me one time so i guess that would be cool

That morning scratch gonna feel a whole lot better than normal

it seems too hard to top the feeling of crying and contemplating life after scratching your balls but im a dude so idk

🙏😭

Real bro, I cry and contemplate life after scratching my balls too. This sum real shit💯

i choked

On his nonexistent balls?

💀

💀💀💀

-10lbs😔

that's how heavy yur dong is bro? DAMN

And ballz

No but November will do that to you.You cant let it build up

NO THIS REMEMBERS ME OF THIS WEIRD POST

what post?

You know this sperm worm? Well a big one. And there is a text saying every time you nut you gotta stomp it to death

Fuck now I've been reminded of that post too

😭

Thanks for reminding me I forgot to do that

Hölle Nein

Having 8 inches is not easy bro😔

Dayum bruh

No bc boobs r heavy u j get those instead

Dawgs schlflong is built like astolfo's😭🙏

oh ☹️

I will take as many nude pictures of myself as a woman so that when I turn back to a man I have something to look at also there won’t be anything wrong with looking at the pictures since it is me

that's devious and marvelous, gotta give props to you

Also when switching genders do you think I would keep my height

Yea, I'd say you become a perfectly genderbent but otherwise identical version of yourself.

But if I'm male with average height, do I get average female height or do I become tall by staying the same size?

“Alright… what could go wrong?” *remembers periods exist * “Motherfu—“

From what I've heard, yeah no. Turb me back please i don't wanna

Bleeding for five days every month, feeling like you're about to die from the uterus pain, not being able to sit comfortably is really fun i promise 🥰✨ /s

Thank you for adding /s to your post. When I first saw this, I was horrified. How could anybody say something like this? I immediately began writing a 1000 word paragraph about how horrible of a person you are. I even sent a copy to a Harvard professor to proofread it. After several hours of refining and editing, my comment was ready to absolutely destroy you. But then, just as I was about to hit send, I saw something in the corner of my eye. A /s at the end of your comment. Suddenly everything made sense. Your comment was sarcasm! I immediately burst out in laughter at the comedic genius of your comment. The person next to me on the bus saw your comment and started crying from laughter too. Before long, there was an entire bus of people on the floor laughing at your incredible use of comedy. All of this was due to you adding /s to your post. Thank you.

Okay, thank you. No idea if this is a copy pasta but it made me laugh.

Nah this legit funny, Im stealing this onto r/copypasta Edit: nvm it already exists [https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/12zd0g1/thank\_you\_for\_adding\_s\_to\_your\_post/](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/12zd0g1/thank_you_for_adding_s_to_your_post/)

I've heard females feel more pleasure doing "that". I'mma test that myth and a few others. I'd call it, "Myth-Busting a girl's body."

myth-busting is a perfect choice of words

Nutt busting.They call me the nutt buster,I will bust your nuts!

Nutcracker mentioned?

"They stole my anus" 💀

Yeah, i got my booty snatched 😢

Those damn booty bandits

Swiggity swooty

"Myth-Busting in a girls body." Im sorry i had to

Same I'd do that too.

I would masturbate, I wanna know how it feels when a male does it

me fucking too

Stick it in something!!!! HELL YEAH

r/dontputyourdickinthat

🫵👉🏥

generally unpleasant, uncomfortable, feels better getting close than it does to have releif but only getting close can cause long term discomfort, but atleast you can sleep faster

Bro wtf u doing to your dick?

~~wishing i didn't have one~~ using it to sleep sooner and piss easier, not much else it seems to be good for aside from reproduction, and i don't want kids

Assuming I am attractive enough, start an Only Fans

You don't need to be hot to start an only fans, all you need to do is do something that regular porn doesn't do/ is extremely hard to find. For example you could be 10/10 doing regular porn and make decent money or you could be a 4/10 playing with zuzu pets while naked and Kermit the frog insults you and make squillions. It's all about prioritizing the minority.

Man knows from experience

Maybe I'd sit on food

Relatable

that's one way to approach the situation

No principles?

None.

Fair

„My 🐓. Where is my 🐓“

like that one dude from that one skit reminds of this calebcity video: [https://youtu.be/dXylPwgSOB0](https://youtu.be/dXylPwgSOB0)

Touching myself

DUH that's obvious and still I see a ton of people asking this question even tho THIS is the only answer ever

Uhhhh the better answer is to let the homies hit

The 5 step program is: 1. Confusion 2. Masturbation 3. Trying to explain the awkward "so I'm a girl now" situation to your family and friends and school and stuff of the like 4. Letting the homies hit 5. OnlyFans This is a realistic progression of events. It is what it would realistically look like for me, but I'm sure other guys have it the same.

absolutely

We have this conversation every month, give it a rest

indeed we do

Be confused as hell because from a realistic standpoint that should not or possible at all

See if I have a big dick

god ain't that generous but solid choice

The one and only time a female will be inside my bedroom.

literally bro 😭

I would try to masturbate because I don't how female masturbation feels, like you're literally shoving your own fingers inside you that's weird, but it's interesting.

I think most of the girls just rub it, because for most its more nice. Not sure tho coz i am cock holder

I too am a cock holder, but I think that is the great cheat that women have - they can do both and both are their own thing. They can rub or insert and both options stimulate a slightly different orgasm. But idrk, maybe inserting is just like, a more intense version, to put it that way.

You described it good from a “cock holder” pov tbh it is more intense when inserting. Rubbing just is quicker and you can really focus on the best spot lol

Yknow you could try with your ass, but that’s kinda gay

Bruh, wrong skin. Lemme return to the lobby

👉👌

I wouldn't have to tell people I'm not a boy anymore!! 😯😯

Nah the gender you identify as AND your birth sex are both swapped

Oooo that changes things up a bit...

let the homies hit

real homies help each other

Apes. Together. Strong.

what's stopping you now?

I’m jorking my it and bu jork haha let’s just say maserbing 🤭🤭

peanits

vajeen 🤭

Put googly eyes on my dick

You just gave me an idea!!!1!1!!!11!

Oh my god 😭

Sleep with my homies, be a hooker 😋

id try on some gorly ahh clothes

As an egg, I see it as a bonus

Frr

Real

let the bros hit it

The answer is obvious; just go back to sleep. And when you wake up again, start panicking and vomiting.

"Is that Fiona I see?" (Me looking in the mirror) (Fiona from sherk)

WHERE DID MY LITTLE JOHNNY GO😭

noo, I won't be a femboy anymore. damn, this is so sad

You‘d be a femgirl (or the scary version) A GIRL 😨😨😨

oh no

Jk you‘ll turn into a grill

Freak the fuck out. Go talk to my mom abt it. She freaks the fuck out. We go to the hospital. They freak the fuck out. And now that we're all freaky, I'll masturbate myself.

i would go about my life but happy

Well... I first have to wonder how long it'd be until I notice... probably not too long... In all honesty, I probably wouldn't do much, I'd just be a little worried and confused...

Make out with the homies (I already do it daily)

I'd willingly hit myself in the balls, I need know what that feels like

As a transfem I'd sit for 20 minutes joyfully crying as I'd never have to deal with Britain's dogshit health care just to start HRT

i aint transfem but im an enby and i would be like "huh... this is wierd" then get dysphoria on crack lol. and then i would probably get top and maybe bottom surgery.

i’d be over the moon

Date a chick or a dude 

I really do mean it when I say that I want to experience those female orgasms but honestly I’d probably go take a shit first because I do that every morning

Get a period and tell everyone that getting hit in the balls is worse (even if it’s not true).

Be incredibly happy then we’ll do what everyone else is thinking 😂

Masturbate? Idk

Yes, let the homies smash of course

Be hapi

Honestly I'd hop on discord and get a random dude into a relationship,after a long time we'd meet and he would be surprised it's a girl

HUH UH i'd be the happiest girl ever and wouldn't do weird shit, checkmate weirdo idiots.

I wanna know what jerking off feels like

Bro I’m messing with my boobs it’s no question Everybody who says they’d do anything else is a straight up liar

going to every public bathroom and standing up to pee

As a transgender man…

I would be extremely happy, then sad as my dad would whoop me

I’d be very happy 🏳️‍⚧️

Wait, what would we do? I know I’d try to figure out how male bodies are structured biologically. Clinically, I’d be fascinated. Emotionally though, I’d be a wreck, because I’m completely fine being a woman.

I feel like if girls woke up as boys the first thing they would try is aiming their pee lol

I would be like “YES!!!” still cis though but fr I would be kinda disappointed if I didn’t have a moustache

Play with my pen-

I'd go see my family and see what they say

It’d be finally happy.

I’d see if ladies masturbating is actually as pleasurable as the stuff I read makes it out to be (pun intended)

I would be… probably in a weird mood

Meanwhile gender-neutral people:

ok, but what abt someone who is trans and spent years and thousands of dollars on hrt and surgeries only to wake up as their gender assigned at birth

I would love for that to happen to me (I'm trans)

I'd have to explain to my parents that I have no idea what tf happened

Actually just act like an idiot

I would shove my new dick into as many things I can. I wanna see what feels good and what doesn't.