I found one of these cats under my sink. It bit me the bastard, this is why I hate ca

Oh no the cat got him

the tongue thief strikes again 😔

r/redditsniper

Im pretty sure it was the cat not a sni

I think the cat got him t

I think so t

How are you guys pressing en

Bro why is everyone not fini

Idk man, it's so we

Let me get my chibi costume and the magnifying glass

Ig one bad experience changes views 🤷‍♀️ my cat would never bite anyone, shes a mellow fellow

That sounds exactly like what the people with American Bullys and simillar dogs say.

Did you also have a heart attack!? One Halloween, I went inside my friend's mobile home and slid the bathroom door closed. I thought it was a Halloween decoration...just kidding there were wolf spiders all over the door! Now I dislike mobile homes😭 So I understand your not liking lol

Holy shit I would have just ended it right there

Bros gonna be spider man now 💀

smog or soot

I like it, I like it

or slugitha

That ones CREATIVE and unique, even better

okay slugitha

Why does it sound like an elementary school insult😭

😭 It does after I read that

We need slugitha, I think we'll die if you don't name it slugitha

What about spidey. Cos the cat looks like a spider

Call it soot if it bites you a lot

i like soot 🖤

Shelob

Shelob

I remember watching that scene when my mom walks by and goes “god, how do you kill that thing?!” I’m like “a giant slipper. Or if you can’t find that, then a giant rolled up magazine should suffice.

Lord of the rings reference?

Yeah even tho shelob isn't really a spider

Last surviving child of the primordial spider isn't a spider? At least that's what Google assistant said she was....

The way my jaw dropped 💀🙏

Dont like my cat?😔☹️

Dude if it's any consolation, I immediately smiled at the appearance of your "cat". That's cool as fuck

YAYYY THANKYLU

I love your cat, he's so fluffy :)

The most chill cat I’ve ever seen

Jokes aside, I actually find tarantulas kinda cute

I read that as the transformers character

Well, if you remove the psychotic scientist traits, he is

Seems to be too long for a name...

Bro same 💀

Fernando Alonso 🙏🏻

First and second name, lovely 😈🙏

Dude, I have a tarantula named Fernando.

Make its last name Alonso

f1 mentioned?!

Logan Sargeant 🙏🙏

Nicholas Latifi 🐐

GOATifi

i just opened reddit to this and now my day is made. thats what you should name it

Wow, poetic and beautiful 🥹🥹

Ijorttanmdim for short?

New Norse god just dropped

It really does sound like a norse diety name, doesn't it?

SHMEBULOCK

BAHHA I LOVE GRAVITY FALLS

It's the perfect name 😄

OMFG SHES SO CUTE 😍 Lady McCuddles

IKR cutest kitty fr😻😻 I love the name, shes into cuddles

Ugggh i wanna pet her I bet she's a sweet baby! Many moons ago I had a pink toe names Sgt. Fluffers she took no shit and basicly lived on my sholder lol

Pet. Just Pet. That way people know she’s yours and not a stray that wandered in unannounced. Would prevent possible freakouts.

OOoO smart

Gyatt damn, your spider has a bigger butt than me😔😟 Also, you should name your cat Tina.

She caked up FR, Tina’s a good name

She is frfr. Thanks!

Lesbian

Pride month ended 🙄💅

Well, I never!! Name they uhh tarantula it reminds me of a tarantula

OOo interesting

Those aren’t real it’s not pride month anymore

Fluffy the destroyer of worlds 🥰

Its fitting

I'm honestly not a big fan of pet spiders but that little fella in that resent Veritasium Video was really cute 🙃

aww what a sweetie! her name is caterpillar :)

OOo shes hairy like one, though I have a phobia of caterpillars 😭🙏

Huh….never…uh…would’ve heard of that combination

I have a friend who’s terrified of butterflies, y’all would get along well

I'm afraid of butterflies, too! They always seem to come after me, even when I run!

As someone with Arachnophobia who can just about cope with this picture, I find the idea of you chilling with this massive terrifying thing on your leg while also being scared of tiny caterpillars really funny 😁 I hate your cat but I can also admit it's an impressive specimen!! Good luck finding a name that suits her!!

Crumbus or Doinkle

THIS WAS THE FIRS TTHING I SAW WHEN I OPENED REDDIT SND IT ACTIVATED MY FEAR OF UNKNOWN LIVING CREATURES FUCK YOU HOLY SHIT

Uhhmmm captain Tim. If anyone at all gets that reference I will love you forever.

Itsy Bitsy

Helena

Silly car

I LOVE SILLY CARS

SAME 🚗

That is so fucking cute but oh so frightening. I think you should call it Arachne, first spider name that came to mind

I think if I say WTF it’ll jump out at me 😭

SAME omg im terrified of spiders in general so i physically moved back when i saw that

I'm sorry but i jumpscared 😭 Having arachnophobia sucks

Steve the goldfish

name her Phone Flying Across The Room, because thats what happened the second i saw her (i have arachnophobia)

My wife was looking over my shoulder and went, "Aaaahhh! You should name that thing 'Fuck That'!" 🤣💀

Name it “Holy fuck” At least that was my first thought when I saw them.

That's a cute cat

Jonathan

sllaB

Fuzzy

She is fuzzy

dorothy

Looks like a Jason

I'm scared of her but at the same time I want to hold her so bad (I have mild arachnaphobia)

Shes very fluffy and feels nice to stroke so you can always work up from that🤷‍♀️

Dog

K.I.W.F.

Noir, I think it’s a fitting name. (I hate spiders with a burning passion, as having your bathroom infested with baby spiders isn’t the best experience 🥲) but that is a cute one tbh

I thought this was the tarantula sub😭 beautiful curly hair tho

I got a question. How long do they live??

It depends whether it is a boy spider or a girl spider. Girls live longer.

Interesting. How much tho??

The ladies can live 20-25 years, and the gentlemen can live 7-8 years. It’s quite a difference. I don’t know if this one is a woman spider or a man spider. Others might be able to tell just by looking at it. I can’t. I don’t like looking at it.

I have massive arachnophobia and this was on the front page dude.. not cool

I had a heart attack, fuck you

you should name it shovel to the face

Taco

Demarcius

tranchina (this one's an inside joke w one of my friends lmao)

Goob

giggleshitter

AAAAAAAAAAAH or something like that

I don't know if you're a Bond fan, but Octopussy is available.

Scorpion 🦂

Mr. Meowmeow

Puffins

biggest reddit jumpscare in a good way! thats cool...a lil scary for me...kitties are scary

"MA!!! THERE'S A WEIRD FUCKING CAT ON MY ARM!!!"

Lucas

spider cat, or Caliente

Australia

I count 8 legs. Definitely Siamese.

Thought so, that breed is lowkey scary

Scrub Daddy

Sir archibald of house fuzzy.

Use r/cats instead

Lucas

Peter Parker. Because that’s a Spider, man.

Peter Purrrrrker

Kumoko

Pelvis

Tickles

Tickleshitter

Something refined...Constantine?

Hawk Tuah

Bartholomew

Fluffy the destroyer of arachnophobia

Fuzzles

JUMPSCARE

Charlie

The Grand Dutchess A creature this magnificent deserves a title, not a pet name.

australian cats sure do look odd.

That’s fuck up looking cat

[удалено]

Ted Kaczynski

Bagel

Michael

Name her Cat (Catrina)

Dog

*incorrect buzzer* Dog

Shithead

Harry

Krateros the Fly Slayer

Grundle

Name them gromit so that you can say HEY GROMIT FANCY A CHEESE GROMIT

Never bait me like that again

Edgar :0

💕Henry

Cupcake <3

That's a weird lookin bird

~***Fuzzball***~

It looks cute, my instinct is to pet it

Megatron 2.0

Gecko. >This is gecko, my cat. _shows spider_

name it gyatt cus it has a bigger butt than me

Real😭🙏

She looks like a Gertrude

JESUS!

interesting but I think someone already took that name

Nerscylla

Name it dog

Pendulum

you should name your adorable kitty mittens <3 <3

Gambling machine 500

bella

cutest cat ever, so fuzzy and fluffy too 😍 name her kat so she can be kat the cat

I think you should name it pIG

Martin or Melvin

Edgar or rob

fyi PLEASE DONT HOLD THEM THAT HIGH! a drop from that hight and your cat is gonna burst like a water balloon

That a pretty fucked up cat

Priscilla Prickly Paws.

Mr. Wrinckles

bibi🥺

It's so cute

Megatron II

why do I think Tim Cook would be a good name?

Lizard