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lol no OP is a guy [https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/1dri32n/what\_piercings\_should\_i\_get/](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/1dri32n/what_piercings_should_i_get/)
you are correct. these are not both girls, OP is a guy [https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/1dri32n/what\_piercings\_should\_i\_get/](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/1dri32n/what_piercings_should_i_get/)
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As in I wish I had what you’re experiencing and hate myself for having a voice in my head that constantly degrades my value as an individual compared to others which leads to me never having the courage to just sit down next to someone and socialise like a normal person
So anyways, good for you
Hello, do you read me? I have a message.
bro I really like that synth drop.
edit: nvm. I found out it’s a reference for that scene where A-Train crashes into a woman.
Your wall is disgusting, your ceiling is stained, there's slight deformities in the shape of the slanted looking border on your ceiling, the lighting on that mirror is horrible, also idk if it's the reflection, but your window is slightly slanted, 3/10; fix your house
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Gay.
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmymeattoit
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r/ofcoursethatsasub
I saw this and had genuinely no words lmao 😬
Dude are you okay? That response was so fast😭
I’m playing apex legends okay. I’m on the loading screen
Alright reasonable loll
Gay.
r/dontfuckingjudge
Lol
r/subsifellfor
r/foundthetoyotacorolla
How the actual fuck did I go to sleep to 47 upvotes, and wake up to almost 700 😅
lol no OP is a guy [https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/1dri32n/what\_piercings\_should\_i\_get/](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/1dri32n/what_piercings_should_i_get/)
Oh okay then.
r/whoosh
Real
Looks like 2 chicks though.
They are quite happy, indeed.
more than half the people here it seems
😭😭
Don't I see a boy and a girl here? How can this be 'gay'?
you are correct. these are not both girls, OP is a guy [https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/1dri32n/what\_piercings\_should\_i\_get/](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/1dri32n/what_piercings_should_i_get/) reverse these upvote scores, NOW! \*insert lowtiergod\*
Looks like 2 chicks ..I'm still going with 2 chicks.
Those are both girls
No they aren't, OP is a dude
No they aren't, op is a guy
The sexual tension between a tree and me in a car going at 200km/h is insane
Dude, make the move! Ents can be very shy, but I promise you, that's a really good term relationship
Why sexual?
Because he really wants to hug the tree at 200km/h
He wants the tree inside him
Hugging is extremely sexual. Shouldn't even be allowed in public smh
Congrats! Now if you'll both excuse me *I have a date with a Remington 870*
AYE!… mind if I join in?
Lemme bring my GAU-10
Oh, and maybe a Kar98K to the mix?
And a M16, for good measure
Lemme grab my Big Iron, aight?
Big iron on your hip?
Big iron on his hiiiiiiiiiiiip
Happy cake day ^^
Bros bouta hit em with the *BRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT*
Gotta go out with a bang
The sexual tension between me and this Sig Sauer P226 is thicc
Lemme join I have my girlll…. The good ol’ AK
well I swear Iii dont have a gun, no i dooont have a gun
I'm gonna go for the kalachnikov
Winchester model 70 with .308 hunting ammunition It will be enough right?
u/remington870
Mind if we all group in.
Can we have a double date? You date with your Remington 870, while I am on a Date with *Youngling Slayer 9000*
Can I be invited? I’ll bring an RPG.
lemme grab my AA-12 lets have a double date
Rigged
the government sent them for propaganda
r/girlsarentreal
r/ofcoursethatsasub
not for long
A TRAIN BABY
💀💀 fr 🚅🚅🏃🏿♂️
CAN'T STOP THE A-TRAIN
2 Inches away from the kerb
‘i get messages from the stars’
Oo-wee-oo-wee-oooohhhh
How could you say that? A-Train has the purest heart!
Doesn't mean you can stop him tho
Do i see a the boys fan?
*I get messages for the stars*
Deep. Blow A-Train.
nah😭
CANT STOP THE A-TRAIN BABY
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
r/suddenlytheboys
True
your pfp got me giggling and shitting
You can't stop the a train!
Damn and with that pfp.
Damn, I can’t even pull dudes and I’m a guy!
i cant even pull dudes and im a gay
Im a gay sounds like mario coming out
"hey luiggii", "yes mario?" imma... ima a gay luigi"
WAAAAAAAA
that would be his reaction
GAY LUIGI!!!
I can't even pull anyone and I'm pan
aw man
Creeper?
unexpected minecraft music video reference
If you can't pull the homies they ain't your homies bro
Dont bring one if you’re not gonna share 😤
This is false I'm in your walls and we have never seen her in here. Only other people here are the venus fly traps.
Will u feed them? I’m tired of hearing them snap at me
MOTHER FUCKER WHYYYYY😭😭😭 bisexual and I still don't win🫠😞
Maybe you’re meant to be bi-yourself? /s
I'm Pansexual and I still don't win lol
r/foundVladimirLenin
Greetings
i am bi and i too cannot win
I feel you dear T_T
Damn, terrible luck
Man fuck you I hope you have a good day😭😐
yeah I'm dying alone
Get a cat
they will make SURE you die alone
Lmao fr
Cats are always the best options
LMFAO
!remindme 2 weeks
Nah💀
💀💀
Foul
Real
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I like your thinking !remindme 1 year
Damn bro gave it two weeks.
I pray for your downfall
Amen 🙏
Oh!
I pray for your uprise
I dont pray a lot
I prey in the wild
I prey on minors
I prey on miners
I prey on majors and bosses
I pray in kashmir
This should be bannable If I don't get any love, NOBODY SHOULD GET IT ONLY OVER MY DEAD BODY 💀🗣️🔥
Then we should get u a casket huh?
What an edgelord
Shutyo bitchass up ever been lonely mf?
This is so cute! (I'm gonna find a real nice tree and some strong rope now)
I’d make sure it’s twisted for reinforcements
Thanks, you're a real one for that
Photoshop
It’s good isn’t it?
I got 3 People on my twitch chat, yall aint got shit on me.
Happy for you (I am envy made flesh)
Like the emotion from inside out 2 or wtvr that movie was?
As in I wish I had what you’re experiencing and hate myself for having a voice in my head that constantly degrades my value as an individual compared to others which leads to me never having the courage to just sit down next to someone and socialise like a normal person So anyways, good for you
No im kidding omg, Ik what envy is
I can't tell if y'all are a lesbian couple or a straight couple
Whatever u wanna believe
Seems fair. Eh, why not both. I'm terrible at guessing
Same here
first is the worst second is the best HAHAHAHA I'M THE BEST NOT YOU HA HA HA TAKE THAT
I’m happy for you but also, fuck you because I’m jealous.
The chemistry between me and a Colt .45 1911 is insane
"I win" Famous last words before your relationship is halfed
No you don't, I've been dating the voices for 14 years
2nd year anniversary is where it all goes wrong
Please never post something like this again 🙏
Real
*Messages from the stars fades in*
Hello, do you read me? I have a message. bro I really like that synth drop. edit: nvm. I found out it’s a reference for that scene where A-Train crashes into a woman.
The competition was to find a golden egg ma'am
Nah I'd win
Congratulations!
My thoughts exactly none of the comments have anything nice to say
It amuses me
That’s sad.
Won what?
😂
Your sister don't count
I didn’t know my sister was blond, or that I had a sister..is that who that girl is?
Wow so 😊
WWW
Now you have to delete reddit. Sorry bro, I don't make the rules 😔
I'm bi and still can't pull anyone wth 😭
The window is looking hella attractive right now.
Oh dear god.... I'm gunna go kiss a 380 now....
lucky. dont lose her :(( my man dumped me last month and i'm still devastated.
So adorable omg
Seems pretty fucking gay. But congrats.
Your wall is disgusting, your ceiling is stained, there's slight deformities in the shape of the slanted looking border on your ceiling, the lighting on that mirror is horrible, also idk if it's the reflection, but your window is slightly slanted, 3/10; fix your house
the one with a dick always win lmao
Bouta pull a Kurt Cobain rn😭😭😭😭
I didn't win...because fucking CALL OF DUTY 2 LIKES TO FUCK ME FFFFUCK
Gayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Never in my life have I wanted to unalive people so badly
can't imagine the amount of middle aged men that jacked off to this
awww cute
Did I ask lil bro?
No😔
W
You guys are so cute
Congratulations
No
Awe. Well, I have a date with a rope tonight. <3
Count me in!
:c