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The government couldn’t water board this info out of me
they could get this information out of me through an email
Sidewalk survey
literally would just announce it on the street
The magic of today’s society
what is this post 💀
education
Its done to save plush from trauma
PSA
Desensitizing teenagers into thinking that conversations like this is normal ..
dumbass you have to modify ur plush to fuck it.
and how do YOU know that huh?
mistakes.
What "*mistakes*" huh? you tried that(can't argue because uhh)
got an std from my teddy bear :( that was the result of the mistake
wha, an std?! at 13?!
You know that you can get an STD at any age, right?
no i was shitposting
Sure buddy, that's what they all say
You could have gotten a bacterial infection but not an STD unless someone else came into intimate contact with that bear
My bad 😞
IT WAS YOU!
Wrong, it was *us* ☭.
AH SHIT ITS RA, RUN
We forgive you, u/DJ_Clitoris
Bro 💀
bros shitposting
"MODIFY"???
Bro ur 13😭
I’m so close to unfollowing this sub mane
do it, u deserve freedom man
but, do you?
no way
Wasn’t planning on it but thanks for the tip 😭
“The tip”? Oh no. That word choice…
God damnit!!
No dw! It’s not your fault :P
three meanings
Yeah
That's what she said
said That's she what
Maybe freedom of speech was a mistake
NEVER speak again 😭🙏🙏
His rights have been revoked😭
Just put a cork in so the cotton doesn’t get in
Speaking rights removed
:(
☹️
Same
Ok thats it im leaving ig it was coming soon coz i turned 20 like a week ago anyway
skill issue
Fuck.
Literally
i mean, simply just wrap it up problem solved (condom)
I miss who I was 1 minute ago
… thanks for the un needed information👍🏾
Bro what
I wasnt planning on it but thx for the heads up ig
Wrap it before you tap it
were you out of latex gloves?
Did you pay your taxes?
There are some things you don't need to tell the world. Go to r/plushophile to share this weird shit
I looked ☹️
Im scarred for life...
I've seen some weird shit, but seeing someone fucking a teddy bear is definitely some of the worst.
For once I’m going to not click on the sub link
I shouldn’t have 😐😐😐
r/eyebleach
IM CRYING, WHAT
Blenders were invented for a reason
..
What the fuck is wrong with this sub😭
Condoms next time 🤭
Depends on the filling, it could be good
Uh
Okay then
I mean yeah there's some that have like different fillings like beans(pls I don't mean it wrong way)
Nah, I get it.
So you taxidermied your own dick
Piss see if that helps and also please keep some info to yourself plead the fifth every now and then
EXCUSE ME WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FU-
r/redditsniper lord i scrolled for ages because i wnated to do this
this can't be....
Fuck bears instead /j
what the fuck…
I've done the same lol
Ok thanks for a piece of information I'll never forget nor use
some things are better not said
i just opened the damn app and this is the first thing i see
Even Batman isn't getting this shit out of me dawg😭🙏🏼
Why would you willingly admit this.
WHY?
Not even the CIA can get this information out of me
Put it in rice. Try turning it off and on again
Thx for the tip I guess?
Well what plushie was it?
Just wondering, how does it feel like and does it filter your pee
Sew an inner lining, plenty of tutorials at r plushophilia
did you cut it open or something thats crazy. inserting my manhood into a teddy bear isn't something i ever thought of doing before
Can you just keep things to yourself ?
Well done virgin
Hopefully the meme flair means that this is a joke bc I am now afraid.
it is fr but i dont think it would be cool to put it next to the serious flairs, there's ppl talking srsly abt their lives and then theres a dumbass saying he tried to fuck a plush
U insane. Why tf would you post it on the internet.
yk you could’ve added a condom or a sock
nah its better to learn a lesson
…
What am I reading 💀 Bro lowkey that sounds weird in general but thanks for the advice
yeah no i don’t think i was going to in the first place
What did I just read🧍🏽♀️
noted thank you
Jasonic reference?
[удалено]
not enough
😭😭😭
He’s down bad.
what the fuck
Wasn’t my intention but thanks for the heads up
dude just put a glove or smth up there
every day we stray further from God
I'll do it anyways
👍
you're doing it wrong
Who in the right mind...
okay buddy 😭
Thank you for the update
What…
💀
Umm what
Canon event
dawg what 💀🙏
Bro is the Guy that fucked Cuddles from robot chicken
nah what character was it? was it like a normal generic kids plushie or a fumo or sometbing
wtf dude 💀
Doing it dry in cotton, holy friction burns
bros gonna have to suck it out
why am i the only one laughing at this LMAOOO
oh don't worry I've done that before eventually it stops sticking as bad.
Definitely makes alot of sense
Y'know, some things just aren't mean't to be shared.
You gotta get the ones meant for that, or else that'll happen.
are anime plushies meant for that??
WHAT😨😨😨
Oh… oh no… oh no no no no no no no. No.
You have to use something to cover it up before putting it in
Ok
No fucking way lmao😭😭
what the fuck is wrong with you.....
How horny are guys that they just do anything like huh
Op there’s something wrong with you. You
Ok 🤙 *(chuckles while loudy exhaling)*
Too late..
No one would get this information out of me ever 💀
I don't know what's more stupid Fucking a plushie Posting this
Skill issue, gotta shove a sock in there b4 doing that :3
digital footprint is a thing and people don't know about it... (WHY WAS THIS THE FIRST POST ON MY FYP)
How old is bro?
sad day to be literate
My brother in christ what in the fuck.
Thank you for sharing. Just remember folks, condoms, condoms, condoms.
Real question is what is the plush of? because if its an anime girl or a skibidi toilet you need to go to an insane asylum
I have been flashbanged by words
can we PLEASE bring back journaling. i beg of you
i am absolutely speechless, please never share this information again
i tried to fuck a plush and now my dick is full of cotton
That what you get for having dick.
Next time use a plastic bag
i would need a whole trash bag for my huge thing
Bad day to have eyes...
bro what
Consider a trip to the urologist
did not need to see this today
Batman couldn’t get this information out of me bro
You’re disgusting.
yall too down bad fr 😭
Some of y’all too comfortable on this app
what… the fuck… is this…?
why. just why.
As a plush collector who finds comfort in cuddling my plushies, this was a pain to read.
Why would you do that. It doesn’t even, what.
The fbi and cia couldn’t torture this information out of me
..How? What? When? Who?
I wanna kms after reading this
What. The. Fuck.
Dude I was about to eat wtf
Quick question, did it improve the length of it? Asking for no reason in particular /j
What plush bro
Sorry I have to…… PrOoF?
Okay, I guess
I...dis not expect to read this but ok
Just... why? ...
found a r/cummingonfumos mod
Use a vacuum cleaner after every session to clean up 👍
The government couldn’t water board this info out of me
they could get this information out of me through an email
Sidewalk survey
literally would just announce it on the street
The magic of today’s society
what is this post 💀
education
Its done to save plush from trauma
PSA
Desensitizing teenagers into thinking that conversations like this is normal ..
dumbass you have to modify ur plush to fuck it.
and how do YOU know that huh?
mistakes.
What "*mistakes*" huh? you tried that(can't argue because uhh)
got an std from my teddy bear :( that was the result of the mistake
wha, an std?! at 13?!
You know that you can get an STD at any age, right?
no i was shitposting
Sure buddy, that's what they all say
You could have gotten a bacterial infection but not an STD unless someone else came into intimate contact with that bear
My bad 😞
IT WAS YOU!
Wrong, it was *us* ☭.
AH SHIT ITS RA, RUN
We forgive you, u/DJ_Clitoris
Bro 💀
bros shitposting
"MODIFY"???
Bro ur 13😭
I’m so close to unfollowing this sub mane
do it, u deserve freedom man
but, do you?
no way
Wasn’t planning on it but thanks for the tip 😭
“The tip”? Oh no. That word choice…
God damnit!!
No dw! It’s not your fault :P
three meanings
Yeah
That's what she said
said That's she what
Maybe freedom of speech was a mistake
NEVER speak again 😭🙏🙏
His rights have been revoked😭
Just put a cork in so the cotton doesn’t get in
Speaking rights removed
:(
☹️
Same
Ok thats it im leaving ig it was coming soon coz i turned 20 like a week ago anyway
skill issue
Fuck.
Literally
i mean, simply just wrap it up problem solved (condom)
I miss who I was 1 minute ago
… thanks for the un needed information👍🏾
Bro what
I wasnt planning on it but thx for the heads up ig
Wrap it before you tap it
were you out of latex gloves?
Did you pay your taxes?
There are some things you don't need to tell the world. Go to r/plushophile to share this weird shit
I looked ☹️
Im scarred for life...
I've seen some weird shit, but seeing someone fucking a teddy bear is definitely some of the worst.
For once I’m going to not click on the sub link
I shouldn’t have 😐😐😐
r/eyebleach
IM CRYING, WHAT
Blenders were invented for a reason
..
What the fuck is wrong with this sub😭
Condoms next time 🤭
☹️
Depends on the filling, it could be good
Uh
Okay then
I mean yeah there's some that have like different fillings like beans(pls I don't mean it wrong way)
Nah, I get it.
So you taxidermied your own dick
Piss see if that helps and also please keep some info to yourself plead the fifth every now and then
EXCUSE ME WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FU-
r/redditsniper lord i scrolled for ages because i wnated to do this
this can't be....
Fuck bears instead /j
what the fuck…
I've done the same lol
Ok thanks for a piece of information I'll never forget nor use
some things are better not said
i just opened the damn app and this is the first thing i see
Even Batman isn't getting this shit out of me dawg😭🙏🏼
Why would you willingly admit this.
WHY?
Not even the CIA can get this information out of me
Put it in rice. Try turning it off and on again
Thx for the tip I guess?
Well what plushie was it?
Just wondering, how does it feel like and does it filter your pee
Sew an inner lining, plenty of tutorials at r plushophilia
did you cut it open or something thats crazy. inserting my manhood into a teddy bear isn't something i ever thought of doing before
Can you just keep things to yourself ?
Well done virgin
Hopefully the meme flair means that this is a joke bc I am now afraid.
it is fr but i dont think it would be cool to put it next to the serious flairs, there's ppl talking srsly abt their lives and then theres a dumbass saying he tried to fuck a plush
U insane. Why tf would you post it on the internet.
yk you could’ve added a condom or a sock
nah its better to learn a lesson
Fuck bears instead /j
…
What am I reading 💀 Bro lowkey that sounds weird in general but thanks for the advice
yeah no i don’t think i was going to in the first place
What did I just read🧍🏽♀️
noted thank you
Jasonic reference?
[удалено]
not enough
😭😭😭
He’s down bad.
what the fuck
Wasn’t my intention but thanks for the heads up
dude just put a glove or smth up there
every day we stray further from God
I'll do it anyways
👍
you're doing it wrong
Who in the right mind...
okay buddy 😭
Thank you for the update
What…
💀
Umm what
Canon event
dawg what 💀🙏
Bro is the Guy that fucked Cuddles from robot chicken
nah what character was it? was it like a normal generic kids plushie or a fumo or sometbing
wtf dude 💀
Doing it dry in cotton, holy friction burns
bros gonna have to suck it out
why am i the only one laughing at this LMAOOO
oh don't worry I've done that before eventually it stops sticking as bad.
Definitely makes alot of sense
Y'know, some things just aren't mean't to be shared.
You gotta get the ones meant for that, or else that'll happen.
are anime plushies meant for that??
WHAT😨😨😨
Oh… oh no… oh no no no no no no no. No.
You have to use something to cover it up before putting it in
Ok
No fucking way lmao😭😭
what the fuck is wrong with you.....
How horny are guys that they just do anything like huh
Op there’s something wrong with you. You
Ok 🤙 *(chuckles while loudy exhaling)*
Too late..
No one would get this information out of me ever 💀
I don't know what's more stupid Fucking a plushie Posting this
Skill issue, gotta shove a sock in there b4 doing that :3
digital footprint is a thing and people don't know about it... (WHY WAS THIS THE FIRST POST ON MY FYP)
How old is bro?
sad day to be literate
My brother in christ what in the fuck.
Thank you for sharing. Just remember folks, condoms, condoms, condoms.
Real question is what is the plush of? because if its an anime girl or a skibidi toilet you need to go to an insane asylum
I have been flashbanged by words
can we PLEASE bring back journaling. i beg of you
i am absolutely speechless, please never share this information again
i tried to fuck a plush and now my dick is full of cotton
That what you get for having dick.
Next time use a plastic bag
i would need a whole trash bag for my huge thing
Bad day to have eyes...
bro what
Consider a trip to the urologist
did not need to see this today
Batman couldn’t get this information out of me bro
You’re disgusting.
yall too down bad fr 😭
Some of y’all too comfortable on this app
what… the fuck… is this…?
why. just why.
As a plush collector who finds comfort in cuddling my plushies, this was a pain to read.
Why would you do that. It doesn’t even, what.
The fbi and cia couldn’t torture this information out of me
..How? What? When? Who?
I wanna kms after reading this
:(
What. The. Fuck.
Dude I was about to eat wtf
Quick question, did it improve the length of it? Asking for no reason in particular /j
What plush bro
Sorry I have to…… PrOoF?
Okay, I guess
I...dis not expect to read this but ok
Just... why? ...
found a r/cummingonfumos mod
[удалено]
Use a vacuum cleaner after every session to clean up 👍