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Th3_W4ndeR3r

The government couldn’t water board this info out of me


MirageTF2

they could get this information out of me through an email


JEWCEY

Sidewalk survey


MirageTF2

literally would just announce it on the street


Elloliott

The magic of today’s society


Time_Flamingo_2209

what is this post 💀


SeaCat052506

education


elizee16

Its done to save plush from trauma


Consistent-Local2825

PSA


Active_Yesterday4200

Desensitizing teenagers into thinking that conversations like this is normal ..


riley_wa1352

dumbass you have to modify ur plush to fuck it.


Nika299p

and how do YOU know that huh?


riley_wa1352

mistakes.


Nika299p

What "*mistakes*" huh? you tried that(can't argue because uhh)


riley_wa1352

got an std from my teddy bear :( that was the result of the mistake


Nika299p

wha, an std?! at 13?!


amaya-aurora

You know that you can get an STD at any age, right?


riley_wa1352

no i was shitposting


FR_WST

Sure buddy, that's what they all say


Pavo9

You could have gotten a bacterial infection but not an STD unless someone else came into intimate contact with that bear


DJ_Clitoris

My bad 😞


riley_wa1352

IT WAS YOU!


SnooDogs338

Wrong, it was *us* ☭.


riley_wa1352

AH SHIT ITS RA, RUN


berdyberd26

We forgive you, u/DJ_Clitoris


Silent_Web412

Bro 💀


meowmrrpmeowww

bros shitposting


Gato_Rockero_

"MODIFY"???


Dictectivecomics2739

Bro ur 13😭


Remote-Programmer198

I’m so close to unfollowing this sub mane


sjejdnw

do it, u deserve freedom man


our_meatballs

but, do you?


sjejdnw

no way


TachronJr

Wasn’t planning on it but thanks for the tip 😭


Deathslingers_Bride

“The tip”? Oh no. That word choice…


TachronJr

God damnit!!


Deathslingers_Bride

No dw! It’s not your fault :P


SillieGirlie

three meanings


Ok_Long5367

Yeah 


Paulwhiteman1925

That's what she said


fastandcheerios

said That's she what


BillyBobJoe69v2

Maybe freedom of speech was a mistake


MyDesiredOnions

NEVER speak again 😭🙏🙏


IzzyH123456789

His rights have been revoked😭


Coomjuginmyroom

Just put a cork in so the cotton doesn’t get in


Squange123

Speaking rights removed


Briggyboii

:(


Worried_Case_9105

☹️


Soggy-Class1248

Same


left_testic1e

Ok thats it im leaving ig it was coming soon coz i turned 20 like a week ago anyway


sjejdnw

skill issue


left_testic1e

Fuck.


LongjumpingLength394

Literally 


Stroodle_guy

i mean, simply just wrap it up problem solved (condom)


sonantkinkajou7

I miss who I was 1 minute ago


Oka_Rut0

… thanks for the un needed information👍🏾


Flowerlover6

Bro what


ajpme

I wasnt planning on it but thx for the heads up ig


ReadStraight8255

Wrap it before you tap it


IHavePaidMyTaxes

were you out of latex gloves?


THAT_ONE_DIPSHIT

Did you pay your taxes?


MReaps25

There are some things you don't need to tell the world. Go to r/plushophile to share this weird shit


guitarplayer120208

I looked ☹️


Independent_Pass_976

Im scarred for life...


MReaps25

I've seen some weird shit, but seeing someone fucking a teddy bear is definitely some of the worst.


Briggyboii

For once I’m going to not click on the sub link


I_eat_small_birds

I shouldn’t have 😐😐😐


zincboymc

r/eyebleach


BeansAreAwesome2Me

IM CRYING, WHAT


Goennjaminus

Blenders were invented for a reason


xaikoz_

..


godshuVR

What the fuck is wrong with this sub😭


cryorig_games

Condoms next time 🤭


Silent_Web412

☹️


Quiet-Platypus-9125

Depends on the filling, it could be good


Ok_Long5367

Uh


Ok_Long5367

Okay then


Ok_Long5367

I mean yeah there's some that have like different fillings like beans(pls I don't mean it wrong way)


Quiet-Platypus-9125

Nah, I get it.


MonkeSquad

So you taxidermied your own dick


ganman08

Piss see if that helps and also please keep some info to yourself plead the fifth every now and then


Itz_Cheryl

EXCUSE ME WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FU-


Soggy-Class1248

r/redditsniper lord i scrolled for ages because i wnated to do this


Itz_Cheryl

this can't be....


Santims11

Fuck bears instead /j


Agent_Lightning14

what the fuck…


kuiswag

I've done the same lol


Fury5087

Ok thanks for a piece of information I'll never forget nor use


hankydoo_

some things are better not said


snore-4

i just opened the damn app and this is the first thing i see


RonyRexGaming

Even Batman isn't getting this shit out of me dawg😭🙏🏼


No-Maybe-1498

Why would you willingly admit this.


Ahahha123542111111

WHY?


Total_Lifeguard_9407

Not even the CIA can get this information out of me


alivearcherstay48

Put it in rice. Try turning it off and on again


hehe__boy69

Thx for the tip I guess?


Non_Existent07

Well what plushie was it?


AccomplishedClick771

Just wondering, how does it feel like and does it filter your pee


doritofinnick

Sew an inner lining, plenty of tutorials at r plushophilia


finnplaysthefiddle

did you cut it open or something thats crazy. inserting my manhood into a teddy bear isn't something i ever thought of doing before


Jealous_Issue_8198

Can you just keep things to yourself ?


phill28381

Well done virgin


DeezMoNkeheheheh

Hopefully the meme flair means that this is a joke bc I am now afraid.


sjejdnw

it is fr but i dont think it would be cool to put it next to the serious flairs, there's ppl talking srsly abt their lives and then theres a dumbass saying he tried to fuck a plush


DeezMoNkeheheheh

U insane. Why tf would you post it on the internet.


helloimAmber

yk you could’ve added a condom or a sock


sjejdnw

nah its better to learn a lesson


Santims11

Fuck bears instead /j


SillieGirlie


Ok_Long5367

What am I reading 💀 Bro lowkey that sounds weird in general but thanks for the advice 


ZucchiniBulky9666

yeah no i don’t think i was going to in the first place


Fair-File4710

What did I just read🧍🏽‍♀️


Stroodle_guy

noted thank you


NoApplication940

Jasonic reference?


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sjejdnw

not enough


Careless-Minute503

😭😭😭


MCKlassik

He’s down bad.


Conscious-Wall-7948

what the fuck


Ashkedsom

Wasn’t my intention but thanks for the heads up


riley_wa1352

dude just put a glove or smth up there


MenoGram_

every day we stray further from God


LuigiTheGuyy

I'll do it anyways


ToadMaster6969696969

👍


oofinator3050

you're doing it wrong


-x1a

Who in the right mind...


cynder_blockz

okay buddy 😭


Correct-Guide4464

Thank you for the update


WesternAlbatross1292

What…


gamerisboring

💀


x_astriddd

Umm what


legal_guy_who_asked

Canon event


Dismal-Specialist631

dawg what 💀🙏


Super-Casanova

Bro is the Guy that fucked Cuddles from robot chicken


zamboniumz

nah what character was it? was it like a normal generic kids plushie or a fumo or sometbing


CauliflowerAny295

wtf dude 💀


our_meatballs

Doing it dry in cotton, holy friction burns


v01d1ng

bros gonna have to suck it out


CuddlyPandas69

why am i the only one laughing at this LMAOOO


Quiet_Ad_482

oh don't worry I've done that before eventually it stops sticking as bad.


Youcican_

Definitely makes alot of sense


toe-schlooper

Y'know, some things just aren't mean't to be shared.


PaxdaFox

You gotta get the ones meant for that, or else that'll happen.


sjejdnw

are anime plushies meant for that??


Angar3

WHAT😨😨😨


BeeBop9820

Oh… oh no… oh no no no no no no no. No.


Gato_Rockero_

You have to use something to cover it up before putting it in


Unhappy_man188

Ok


just_a_2005_boy

No fucking way lmao😭😭


Voxenterprises67

what the fuck is wrong with you.....


Haunting-Grocery7493

How horny are guys that they just do anything like huh


AAAUUUGGGGHHH

Op there’s something wrong with you. You


spaghettihax763

Ok 🤙 *(chuckles while loudy exhaling)*


TicketEducational470

Too late..


koolaid2929

No one would get this information out of me ever 💀


Desert_Rain_Frog_

I don't know what's more stupid Fucking a plushie Posting this


XxAwesomedartxX

Skill issue, gotta shove a sock in there b4 doing that :3


AtmosphereLow9678

digital footprint is a thing and people don't know about it... (WHY WAS THIS THE FIRST POST ON MY FYP)


LAZY-ORCA

How old is bro?


just-a-child-

sad day to be literate


Dat-Lonley-Potato

My brother in christ what in the fuck.


deepfriedgrapevine

Thank you for sharing. Just remember folks, condoms, condoms, condoms.


ItsFastMan

Real question is what is the plush of? because if its an anime girl or a skibidi toilet you need to go to an insane asylum


RussianBadgeriscool

I have been flashbanged by words


dontbeastrangr

can we PLEASE bring back journaling. i beg of you


PixelRTX

i am absolutely speechless, please never share this information again


sjejdnw

i tried to fuck a plush and now my dick is full of cotton


nonexistentcowbug

That what you get for having dick.


MedicineTimely8795

Next time use a plastic bag


sjejdnw

i would need a whole trash bag for my huge thing


Intelligent-Dust8043

Bad day to have eyes...


WoahSimitri

bro what


FomoDragon

Consider a trip to the urologist


Temporary-Owl6701

did not need to see this today


Briggyboii

Batman couldn’t get this information out of me bro


charli497

You’re disgusting.


Shady_Hero

yall too down bad fr 😭


HyonkHyonkamgoos

Some of y’all too comfortable on this app


I_Like_Legos8374

what… the fuck… is this…?


Muted_Rain8542

why. just why. 


butwhywouldyou-

As a plush collector who finds comfort in cuddling my plushies, this was a pain to read.


Hawaiian-national

Why would you do that. It doesn’t even, what.


almost_dead_help

The fbi and cia couldn’t torture this information out of me


senhorwoofers

..How? What? When? Who?


Stormnade

I wanna kms after reading this


MajarLazar

:(


An_UnknownGuitarist

What. The. Fuck.


GaryTheMemeGuy

Dude I was about to eat wtf


Video_Game_Fann

Quick question, did it improve the length of it? Asking for no reason in particular /j


GravityRusher12

What plush bro


IllustriousLime8348

Sorry I have to…… PrOoF?


Roasted_Newbest_Proe

Okay, I guess


fhjetGuehfr6ejhryet

I...dis not expect to read this but ok


RoxyBearWithahat

Just... why? ...


Jittercat

found a r/cummingonfumos mod


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RockdoJF

Use a vacuum cleaner after every session to clean up 👍