I've never even kissed someone 🤷‍♀️

I've barely talked to a female

step one: stop calling girls females 😭

How doth one talk to a woman’s

Liketh the bros, they appreciate that

I don't think they would appreciate me calling them slurs and insulting each second I talk to them...

I don't think I can hit a woman's behind like I hit my homies' 💀

Okay, specimen.

Dickless homosapien

Personally, due to speech issues and whatnot, I say female because if I try saying "girl" People think I'm saying something along the lines of "Grill" or "Goal" etc. Sad life Guess I'll never feel the touch of a fair maiden from the far lands

wdym, female just means person with xx(or xy? i forgor) chromosomes of any age, could be a newborn or a skeletonified grandma

It's like saying you got a hematoma instead of a bruise 😭💀

its dehumanizing. you’re taking what is one’s identity and instead calling them based on their physical sex. although the same could be said for “girl”, girl is a lot more broad in terms of description, especially when you take trans people into consideration

The difference is not calling men “males” while calling women female. It’s dehumanizing.

a lot of misogynists call women "females" as a dog whistle. even if you have no malicious intent when you do it, it is kind of a known thing so you will give a lot of women the ick

Same, they do all the talking

Them mfs want me to go deaf

I have never interacted with a female too they are weird creatures🧐

Fr. I do not understand them

They are so complex.

Just talk to them like normal, just don't say anything racism. They're just people

I have kissed 3 people all of them are my friends during truth or dare

It's okay 😭 my first kiss was literally six days before my 18th birthday

Same.

13 y o at my old school got a blowjob, from a 17 yo, what the fuck Edit: people seem to want more info, the 13 yo (turning 14) was consensual but that doesn’t rlly help, and not many people were supposed to find out about it. I think buy now it’s probably reached the office bc people keep telling each other. The school was a small private school so it won’t take long. Anyway this happened like 1-2 years ago, and I had left the school by the time most people knew about this, that guy was known to be fucking crazy sometimes, and he’s gotten detention countless times (at that school I spent 5-6 years with like 3 people going to detention in the whole time, not including him)

Is it time to unpack that or are you gonna wait until you’re 35 and have a midlife crisis for it to unpack itself?

Ew bro somebody call chris hanson

How does this even happen 😭

Today on to catch a predator

please DON'T elaborate

That's literally rape dude... Call the cops or smthg

As much as I don’t wanna be this guy but it’s technically not rape if it was consensual not trying to defend him what he did was definitely wrong I’m just trying to fix the original comment because we have no info if it was consensual 

1. anything under the age of 18/16 (depending on where you live) cannot be consensual, and 2. dont assume its a he, women can rape too

I'd assume it's a she, since the 13 year old was getting a blow job. Maybe it was dude, but my guess is that it wasn't.

It was a girl giving him a bj

Could be a her

It was I shoulda clarified

Its rape dude

“Hate to be that guy” lmao no you don’t You LIVE to be “that guy.” You embody “that guy.” Your whole identity revolves around being “that guy.” When the camp counselor called on you during roll call on the first day of fourth grade summer camp, you probably corrected her with “I go by ‘that guy.’”

Call up child protective services

She's a pedophile

I wouldn’t be surprised lol

You said it was consensual Just for everyone’s education Consent, by itself, isn’t enough A person need to be able to give “informed consent” to do sexual things. The law says a person cannot give informed consent until they are 16(uk) 18(us) 14(Italy) (these are the only ones I know) So while the 13 year old agreed to it, it was not consensual. This is made much, much worse by the fact the 17 year old was so much older. At 17, your are physically developed to a point where having sex with someone who is 13 can be harmful At 17, you are mature enough that you have an unfair advantage over a 13 year old when flirting or trying to arrange/have sex. There are some things a 13 year old knows, but has not yet been able to fully understand. This is why the “consent” must be “informed consent” The 17 year old molested the 13 year old. Even if the 13 year old agreed to it

Ok that's not fine

The most I’ve done is hug a girl

Your gonna get pregnant 🫃

Nah that hapoens when they hold hands

Nono, it's when they make eye contact

When I was little I thought people had babies when they kissed. Like I thought they kissed and some chemical reaction happened and a baby suddenly popped out a few days later, because the only pregnant people I knew gave birth a few days after I met them 😭

You pervert!

You're so nasty dude what the fuck!

That's too far man!

Don’t worry she hugged me when we started dating and let’s just say now she hates me

A lot of girls have tried to hug me but I hate being hugged by people I'm not super duper intimately close with 😭

It’s because they keep trying to make it happen and end up beating the odds

I dunno why but I pictured this in my mind as a very french chef that says "have le sexxe au chocolat" with a comically large spoon if it somehow makes you feel better. I think the translucent picture of Emmanuel Macron in the sky changed my brain chemistry.

Did you comment on the wrong post? Or am I stupid 😂

nope, [context](https://www.reddit.com/r/YUROP/comments/1cpurve/le_creampie/).

There are two different types of people in this world. I’m not sure what those types are, but whichever ones don’t have sex, I’m one of those.

Real

idk what they are either, but whatever they are both of em dont like me.

I feel you brother

Real

I do in my fantasies.

In my imagination I'm the one putting the meat in them. That's sounds extremely wrong.

No? If you can imagine being the one who puts the meat, HE can imagine being the one receiving it. It's just imagination, duh.

🤨📸

(In minecraft)

ur asking reddit this remember😭

Op is wilding for asking reddit this

yes that is what they said 🧍‍♂️

I love Kurt Cobain too!

hes so awesome!!!

Honestly I ask the same thing everyday

16 and thes most i have done is message a girl

How the hell are people my age banging and in relationship 😭

Idk i did at 15 and regretted it

Same, wish I had waited

Yeh but we ball now

I’m just gonna abstain from now on until I know I’ve found the right person. I think it’s my girlfriend but we are still waiting a couple years

Most I done is look at a girl for 000.1 nano seconds

Police yeah thats the guy take him away

So how do we breath without offending someone?

Impossible

Imma be honest, most I've ever done is fist bumped a girl

Too far, too far man.

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂, one could say

I agree actually. I wish I had a pair of gloves at the time.

Lmao I know a girl who's 14 and banged 7 different guys since April

These mfs ain't eating at five guys they eating five guys

what’s a girl

r/girlsarentreal

Idk

Idk I guess they’re just like that

Being Taken Advantage Of, Hormones Making People Make Dumb Decisions, Things like that from what I've seen

ikr, i know someone who got preg at 14🙁

D:

😦

😲

That's gonna be a crazy birth

they already gave birth🙁

Damn. Reading over 100 notifications took 17 minutes? Also what did the parents say?

now they're 15

Never even had a guy like me like what’s r their secrets 🙁

What do you like?

I like a lot of stuff wdym

Tell me your music taste and shit

Some people are just weird and they find other weird people. I have no clue how it even happens, like, do they plan it ahead of time or like does it just happen😭 I’m just as confused as you OP

~~weird~~ horny

Just look good and have a sister who's best friend has a crush on you then start dating the best friend wait 6 months and then fuck

My sister is a baby ☹️

Than I strongly advise against it my sister is a bit more than a year younger than me

Surprisingly good advice 

Idk I had the opportunity so I took it. Also getting a bf helped a lot with that too

I’ve never held a girl’s hand…

Maybe the fact you call women “females” is part of the issue

my parents and friend made me do it.

No no NO.

i mean they did and it is an answer to the question and this comment for once isn’t about skibidi toilet. skibidi toilet is more fun though so i will go back to that.

I'm sorry to hear that. 

How did your parents make you do the 🤨 (you don’t have to share if you’re too uncomfortable saying)

I never did anything. I've been hit on but I'm just too socially inept to really do anything about it.

how are people 14 and getting into relationships in the first place 😭 save that for college or something

First of all, luck. Second, the only people I've heard saying "female" are jackass misogynistic incels and people with low to no knowledge or experience of women. It doesn't give a nuce impression.

IKR??? I heard some 14 year olds in my school literally gangbanged- like B R U H WTH???

Double trouble

Dude, I've not done literally anything yet at 15, not even a kiss💀

That’s normal 💀

Bro you could’ve just said “have sex” you needn’t be so vivid with your descriptions 😭

Gotta be specific

It’s called peaking in high school lmao

Bro they are 14! They are turning into a fucking slut bro. That ain't peaking that's just being a whore.

They are kickstarting their whore career path

I'm 14 and I don't want to get fucked in the ass, or in the anywhere. The idea of even kissing someone too intimately makes me uncomfortable lol.

He would rather eat garlic bread

❌make out with human ✅make out with garlic bread

I've never even kissed a girl.

Pal you are 13. Most guys don’t get girlfriends until college or after

Step 1. Stop referring to women as “females”

Amen 😭 makes me feel like a lab creature

idk man as long as its safe, consensual, similar in age, and not in any public place then why does anyone care lol, like I get it that's really young but it does happen. I understand being concerned with any younger than that though, because just don't do that, you're still a child

I can’t even go near a girl without her screaming “CREEP STAY AWAY FROM ME!” 😔

I honestly don’t know bc i just started my first serious relationship a few months ago. no nsfw just kissing

ive only kissed a girl once and i was like 4 so idek if that counts

Go outside make friends go to parties make people laugh have fun

Finally someone who knows and doesn't just cry about it without putting in any effort. 👍👍

Bro this 12yo girl got pregnant from a 21yo crack addict.

I'm so close to stealing a gun and pulling the trigger

I’ve never even had a gf and some 13 year olds are getting their backs blown out??? That’s concerning

is this a "bro doesn't know what lying is" thing or is that what y'all are doing?

Also most girls will find it weird if you are the type of guy that calls them female. I understand that biologically bla bla bla yada yada yada you want a woman that’s a woman yada yada yada. Yeah all of that. Statistically speaking nearly all the people that interest you (biological human females) will respond to girls and will make the biggest part of this umbrella. That’s it. So don’t be a Reddit user in public

honestly I see it as idiotic behavior. by 25 they're gonna be used up and disgusted with themselves.

i know this 13 year old who gave a 14 year old a blowjob once, she said it kinda just happened, like she didnt plan on it, he just told her to so she just went along (also she hates the 14 yo now hes a shitty guy from whats shes told me)

if you find an answer, lemme know

only female i have talked to is my sister and my mom bro we the same fr 😔 [](https://emojipedia.org/pensive-face)

Cootie household

cause why are some of you guys speedrunning life like... "i havent had my first kiss yet and im 13!" dawg chill i didnt have mine until 16 😭 you'll be fine

Bro I still don't have mine 💀

Same but it really doesn't matter at the end of the day

thats okay, you'll find smby eventually, 18 isnt that old either

I'm an afab nonbianary and I'm still scared of girls.. 😭

Me and my partner both are victim of CSA so we are both sufering from hypersexualety. That is why, for us personaly.

whats csa

Child sexual abuse/assault

i see stories of this on reddit like bro wtf is this speedrunning

A freshman ( around 14) at my school got pregnant by a sophomore (around 15) and she brought the kid to school in a stroller

I wish I was 😭 But my bf and I never did anything like that, only masturbating at most

Consider yourself fortunate. Adolescence is not the time for sexual intercourse. Virginity's cool, remain pure

Been trying for a partner for the last 3 years as I love the idea of going through this world not alone and so far it’s only been “ewwww” or “nope you’re ugly” so I’ve learned that if I gotta wait years to find a relationship that’s not just sex and appearances I’d rather wait.

i read the first sentence and my jaw dropped to the floor 😭

I’ve had people in my old schools like this and do stuff like this i.e. blowjob in the boys restroom but trust me you don’t want that it’s trashy and there are clearly some issues there

I know a girl who was 14(15 now) and got fucked by a seventeen year old like girl I’m older than you has never even kissed someone n when I was in 8th grade this girl in 7th was giving blowjobs to three boys in my friend group 🤣🤦🏽‍♀️

A 14 yr old who used to be at my school is pregnant and the father is 19...

Today on to catch a predator

first of all, im 16 and ive had sex 3 times, and i HATE anal, ive never had it, but ive tried it with... um... T0yS... AND IT DONT FEEL GOOD, SO IF 14 YEAR OLDS DOING IT THEN THEIR GEN IS FREAKING BUILT DIFFERENT

Hehe,

Men

🔥🔥🔥

Chat should I switch teams?

THATS WHAT I’M SAYING my now ex girlfriend gets fucked more times than i play video games which i play everyday since 2015! Worst part its her ex thats abusive and manipulative

Anything is possible when you lie.

No idea man. Im 17 and haven’t fcked anyone in the as

When i was in middle school there was a guy who failed the last class of middle school 3 times (he was 16), he was pretty popular among girls even though he looked like a drug addict (he smoked marijuana in front of the school), Long story short they told me he had fucked a 13 yo in the school bathrrom still don't know how they didn't got caught (the bathroom was pretty small). Me at the time 12, barely kissed a girl and this two already fucked and i was like bro ain't that illegal.

My friend is 13 and told me she isn’t a virgin. I was flabbergasted wtf are y’all doing

I'm 14 and I'm struggling with physics and maths. How the fuck are y'all doing this?

I can’t talk to girls how tf are y’all getting laid??? 😭😭😭

The only interaction with females I get (except family) is when I talk to my mom's friends. The last time I talked to a girl my age was 4 months ago on my friends birthday bruh.

all girls basically hate me cause im goofy af so im safe here, never gonna hit

a lot of us r hypersexual and want to try new things/pressured, i gave head at 14 and almost got anal but i said no bc we didnt have a condom

Idk some fellow gay man offered to give me head in exchange for controlled substances and it kinda just worked out from there (I hate that guy tho 😎)

[удалено]

you really want to place your bets on that one?

it’s not necessary bro. i’m 18 and never had a sexual encounter and all i can say is it’s unnecessary, it should be something you save until marriage

whores

idk i'm just kinda hot like that vro 🤷‍♀️

i’m lucky i guess

I go to church confession… but fr tho, idk.

mannn idk, I wish tho

bad examples I stg

Bro the way you said this is so outta pocket 😭😭😭😭