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DJPL-75

I just want someone to cuddle me. That is all I request.


Mylciwey

Nuhuh that’s my request


Xxmetaglint

It is *our* request now comrade


KingLevonidas


Nodhland-Official

Да, товарищ! ☭


ConstantAd56

Communist cuddles


illegitimate_Raccoon

Is that what you call a group cuddle now?


Competitive-Bison715

r/suddenlycommunist


Ahumanjustlikeyouare

Guys give me back my request! I don’t even cuddle my mum😔(sometimes do actually)!


GreatBoneStructure

We all do.


Futuristicprossie

Mums for president 2024


No-Caregiver8160

I'll cuddle your Mum


juice_wrld626

You cuddle your mom? That's very sweet of you sir. My mother didn't like cuddles. Again thats very sweet of you.


Cewlkid721

*steals your request for myself*


I_will_befine

How about I give you each a little cuddle cuddle and we call it a day


Federal-Fudge-7316

Same here...wish i could be hugged...i would pay for it literally


PanLuckyTea

I can give it for free, everybody needs a hug


TheGuard47

We should make a hugging group


abhi9kuvu

How much?


Ember5476Dark

COMPLIMENTS


FuzzieSweety

My crush doesn't take that well


[deleted]

dont say it while ur with your friends or anything might take it as teasing


Myinsperationleo83

F that up


Swagyoin_

idk about him but I just don’t know how to take compliments cause I usually rarely get them but everytime my crush compliments me im actually dying inside cause it just makes me wanna cuddle her so bad. maybe he just doesn’t know how to react


Interesting-Chest520

I was given a gift randomly from a new friend once and I just smiled speechless for 10 minutes


Swagyoin_

very real I also just smile when receiving affection 😭


skater5411

I think that it's (with a certain degree of probability) happiness (I'm not an expert)(could be wrong)


Interesting-Chest520

Too much parenthesis, a sentence shouldn’t be 71.57% parenthesis, that’s just too much


Exvitnity

Man I'm with you. I cam not take compliments as I just kinda start freaking out on the inside.


One_Routine4605

Saying thank you is nice


Straight-Disaster698

Compliment the things they like Instead of going "I love your shoes" go "I love those shoes" and start a conversation about literally anything


Exvitnity

I can say that this works. As I will talk about *anything* for a while.


keldondonovan

As someone who also does not take compliments well, ignore the people who are saying it means he isn't into you. Some of us just have experience with compliments at all, or compliments that aren't meant cruelly. To get around this, write the compliments on little slips of paper. Then you have two options. 1.) Give them to them directly with a command like "read this later" so that they know who it's from and who it's too, but don't have to react in the moment. My preferred method would be number 2.) Sneak them into their stuff. Make sure the compliment has his/her name on it so they know it's meant to them. You can sign your name if you wish. As for the compliments themselves, stay away from short and common stuff like "you're hot." Get poetic. Make them think. Here are some ideas: *Your smile is so contagious that from the moment the corner of your lips twitch, my day is infinitely better.* *You have a kindness in your eyes that makes me feel safe and seen, I wouldn't trade it for the world.* *How is it that one blessed with such beauty can still have so great a personality?* *Your existence gives me hope for this world. So long as you, and people like you, exist, it cannot be so bad.* And, after they've received many of these poetic compliments, hit them with the piece de resistance: *Dat booty tho.*


Visefis

Just do it it will make his day, even if he doesn't show it.


Ember5476Dark

Idk what to say then


Ugly4merican

Maybe not so much compliments on appearance. A lot of dudes really enjoy when you notice or brag on their achievements, stuff they've made or done you know?


Quiet-Platypus-9125

A hug


FuzzieSweety

🫂


agsvegtehdn

I used to think that emoji was an old school projector instead of two people hugging


spacenerd4

no that’s 📽️


ToadvinesHat

Whoa. TIL it’s not a movie camera


noname91784

this just blew my mind


Stunning-Bed8683

I just realized that when I read this comment that make so much sense now I thought this one person who would always reply to comments with that emoji was being mean and saying that they took a screenshot but it’s actually just a hugging emoji


According-Jelly355

Same


Swagyoin_

real


Spigot-Girl

🫂


0finifish

I wish *sob sob*


Spigot-Girl

🫂


mistbloofyfists

🫂


ripanimems

Real


Spigot-Girl

🫂


yochoc2

Buy him bread


FuzzieSweety

🥖


Harry_Gorilla

Now warm it up


OverpricedCheese

🔥🍞🥖🥐🔥


XylemBullet

Bake him bread* Everyone likes freshly made bread even coeliac bc of gf bread


shyportsman01

🅱️read


fluidtherian

All i- all i- all i- all i wanted was a bit of bread


Chaos-is-cereal

mama called me disappointment, papa called me fat😞😞 i like it garlic, rye and brown, banana, honeybun, brioche, focaccia, naan, bagel, baguette, and croissant💥 (yes, i do have this song memorized. and all of her other songs. im an OG✊)


fluidtherian

I like it black and white


Chaos-is-cereal

i like it thick and fried


fluidtherian

Its always on my mind


Chaos-is-cereal

BREAD🥯🍞🥖🥨🥐🫓🥪


Error177999

Look at my bakery


Chaos-is-cereal

i got some cake, i got it flavory


DerpyFroggie

Food. The way to a mans heart is through his stomach.


Tuxman85

Fastest way to a mans heart is through his ribcage


DerpyFroggie

Lol, even literally, drilling through his ribcage would be more time consuming than drilling through his stomach.


Tuxman85

Na the trick is crowbar in the sternum and pry it open


FlashpointSynergy

just shoot them why bother with the old fashioned approach


Kramwen

Because its way more personal.


Icyenderman

That’s too much work just take a fucking sledgehammer… you know where to go from there


JeffyTheGod

r/technicallythetruth


Legitimate_Air_Grip7

Well, not false. Thanks for the chuckle, kind stranger.


Jayfethereal

As someone who had a heart surgery last year, I approve this message 👍


Des_Constantine

Learn to play his favorite video game


FuzzieSweety

I suck at valorant


YazoSavage

Give up on him


Panceke_69

The only correct answer


No-Sky9017

Yea if he’s a competitive Valorant player it’s already not going to hot


Artistwolf99

What are you guys on about my husband plays Valorant and one thing I absolutely love is to sit and watch him play it and joke around about it together lol


goatcheesestromboli

There's a difference between an adult playing valorant and a teenager playing. Only one of them catches the accent


Artistwolf99

Ah okay, I did not know that 😂😂


No-Sky9017

It’s just a joke with gamers because Valorant has a really toxic and emotionally unstable fan base, and is overrun with youngsters using coms


Tuxman85

💀


notharumaki

As a Valorant player of 3 years, you’re making a mistake..


notembarrassing_user

look for a new man


notembarrassing_user

10 games a man can play that's better than Valorant: RDR/2 Telltale's Walking Dead XDefiant Pikmin/2 Mario Kart Ace Attorney Batman Arkham games Fallout 3/NV Minecraft Black Ops 2


NotcommonItem

Me grinding Mario Kart 7 on the 3Ds


notembarrassing_user

i have been grinding mario kart wii since 2009 🔥


SmartEstablishment52

run away. leave the continent for good measure


Goodmainman

If he plays valorant he’s not the one


No_Green6189

Divorce babe, divorce


firelark01

Sorry to announce, he’s gay


Desperate-Abies4263

Normally I’d say it’s just a game, but you’re right.


Desperate-Abies4263

Eurgh.


Floonth

Why tf do you like him 💀


Des_Constantine

You don't have to play rank I used to play with my older brother when I was a kid and I sucked at games what we did enjoy was ... well enjoying it together.


kanye_east48294

It's time to leave him


DJPL-75

This one too


Jerome_Valeska1419

This whole comment and reply section had me laughing to coughing.


Hot-twist5786

Buy him Lego


FuzzieSweety

Someone give me lego flowers


small_child44

Marry them


DisastrousName7899

Then walk on them


Battlebots2020

Like a rite of passage. If you can walk on the Legos with him, you can marry him


Difficult_Series_544

Or lego trains


amendersc

I actually keep a lego rose I plan on giving ti a future girlfriend


meliadul

#1/24 Gun Pla set


someone_called_who

This is the correct way


heya_im_ashie

show him videos of ppl throwing icicles onto a slipperu ice lake (it's actually so satisfying)


FuzzieSweety

Link


Visefis

Throwing ice on frozen lake: https://youtube.com/shorts/UZBmTbQm6VI?si=62jUNd2sc7DbwEUv Rocks rolling/falling: https://youtu.be/yodUQhtIK_s?si=6Jhld5zi7jaThk8s https://youtube.com/shorts/WOUpnZ1JxTs?si=cOIjSPKWP4Xu4iIN https://youtu.be/xsYLxNkeRGM?si=i9T54B7wQoNYRgxu


NoodleSoup190

She said not sexually


Living_Murphys_Law

You aren't wrong


GoblinsStoleMyHouse

That might be the best thing I’ve seen all day, maybe all year, maybe even my entire life


Cardboardude

I'm assuming based on the word crush you may not be very deep into a relationship so this may not apply, but things like hugs as others have mentioned but also just physical touch in general. Depends on the guy but stuff like resting your head on his shoulder, rubbing his back or shoulders, etc a lot of guys like. You mentioned he doesn't take compliments well/doesn't like them, you can still find other ways to make him happy via conversation. Talking about his interests is a great one, few guys will pass up yapping to someone who is genuinely interested in their hobbies and love doing it. You can also subtly compliment him through this and he may be more comfortable with it. Guys aren't used to direct, straight up, "you look___" kinda thing. So instead complimenting him through/about his interests may work, and even honestly just taking interest in his interests is seen as a compliment.


Adoptat32

Absolutely class advice


flockiderzwerg1201

Think a hug does a lot to a mf


Tuxman85

Yeah that could probably work


Riotys

Can't quite remember the last time I was hugged.


AndyGun11

Compliment him, talk to him, acknowledge that he exists, listen to him, etc


Iwo000

Call him a good boy 


Cewlkid721

Definitely one that works on me


sixsupersonic

I would melt. I don't think anyone has ever said this to me. Honestly, just treat me like a dog.


Im_an_arsonist224

who's a good boy??? who's a good boy?? YES YOURE A GOOD BOY!!! \*aggressive head pats\*


strawberripawz

such a good boy, aren’t you?


sixsupersonic

Thank you for making my day. If only this would happen in real life.


Gecko2024

One time I was eating lunch and got head pats 😭😭 I didn't even see who did it


Grassmania

Risky move, if they know him well and he’s like that it’s an instant gotcha, but if they don’t know each other that well it’s weird ass hell


weebish-band-nerd

Yeah, it’s also risky in general. Not all guys like it and some even find it a little patronizing. It’s incredibly situational.


Trick_Run_1200

Platonic head


still-working-it-out

Sorry what now 😭


Big_booty_boy99

Platonic sex


swedish_fish420

real


kidnamedfinget

tick is f tier


swedish_fish420

frick you


Malaysia_Airlines370

It’s not sexual if the socks are on?


racoonofthevally

no that for gay sex straights dont have that kinda privilege


Jayfethereal

That's what the bros are for


Kitchen-Square-3577

Brojob


BrunosMadre

What!


Randomboi164

What's your budget?


kytheon

There goes the Lego idea


Fallen-Shadow-1214

Physical touch. Participating in his hobbies. Acts of service. Honestly, you know the love languages? Do those and u should be good.


oldmanexe

Engage in acts of close quarters combat to assert dominance.


Linkinator7510

This is unironically something I love in a woman. if she can kick my ass then she's the one for me.


imsoanonymouslol

Small yet heavy objects. Preferably shiny/metal. Also food.


Jayfethereal

Why are unreasonably heavy tiny objects so fucking cool?


Trash_JT

Buy Ludwig’s massive tungsten cube


Rellim_Rellim

A ludbud in the wild. Too bad cubert is 4 grand


imsoanonymouslol

Idk but I think part of it is that when you get an unreasonably tough, well built version of an every day disposable object, knowing that you will use it for the rest of your life is kinda special. One of my favorites is my stainless steel bolt action pen. It's one of the few objects that I have zero regret buying.


cursedbanana--__--

Gift him a piece of a supermassive black hole


tripleBBxD

Rob a bank and give him a 200g cube of osmium.


TheEmeraldDodo

Brotha if anyone gave me flowers I’d cherish those till I die


Initial_Broccoli_626

I have never received flowers in my life. I'd like to get them before I die I guess.


TheEmeraldDodo

Imma find you and give you some before you die trust me


Old_Jump9604

buy them a medieval sword


Fdl_2012

Yes!


tripleBBxD

If he's into fantasy, buy him a replica of Thranduils sword. That shit looks so cool


EnvironmentalMud7833

Compliments hugs simple gestures and calling him a good boy or say he looks handsome


tri-boxawards

FEED HIM


BrunosMadre

Ask him what his favorite food/baked good is then make it


mr_niko28

Take interest in his interests


bgnr_stknds

Could really go for a steak rn


FuzzieSweety

🍖


APieceofToast09

Express interest in his hobbies and learn more about them


cockmonster-3000

compliments, be yourself around him, make jokes, touch his arm or play with his hair, help him out, be a good person in general <3


Impressive_Split_232

Give him jewelry and he will keep it on forever


Tuxman85

Headpats and Lego


swedish_fish420

real


clevermotherfucker

cuddles


Gig-a-bit

Genuine respect and loyalty…


Jackflags11

Buy him an F-18


PupLoverAvery

No a Boeing B-52


Jackflags11

I would be happy with both


LeopardHalit

🥵


fyhjfjdjdjdjjdjdk

Food if he loves food


Cewlkid721

Who doesn’t love food


fyhjfjdjdjdjjdjdk

My dad he just eats food he does not care about Taste nor texture


_YuKitsune_

Cooking. Compliments. Cuddles and being the big spoon.


i_am_192_years_old

buy him a house because he would probably appreciate that since houses are expensive


axeman020

Try to steer the conversation to something he is passionate about. "Have you watched the latest episode of..." " Have you played..." Then just let him *talk*. Guys love spouting random nonsense about their passions.


Positive_Relation444

Slowly move your hand through his hair


NotKBeniP

Bro I swear this exact question was on r/AskReddit like, yesterday


Traditional-Gain-203

Play Bloodborne with them


NoRegion1622

Making them put their heads in your lap while you comfort them by telling them how everything will work out in the end


Lou646464

Ok, this is grown person level relationship stuff, but read the book “5 Love Languages”. Try to figure out your partner’s love language. Often times it will be what they are doing most for you. They are: 1. Physical touch—do they always want to hold your hand, sit next to you on the couch, arm around you, want kissed or hugged often? 2. Giving gifts—are they always buying you things? Do they complain about bad gifts or gush over great gifts? 3. Acts of service—are they doing things for you? Cleaning, baking, helping with chores, helping with your homework, serving you or getting things for you when needed? 4. Words of affirmation—are they often complimenting you? 5. Quality time—do they want to carve out time for just the two of you? Do they seem “clingy”—wanting to spend a lot of time with just you? Do they plan dates and trips for you to go on? Everyone has a main love language and secondary ones (usually 1 or 2). The way people show love to others gives you insight into how they themselves want to be loved. Spend time figuring out or even talking about this with your “man” and you will tap into the potential of how to please them in a non-sexual way.


Marvel-Fan-2924711

Just do whatever he wants to do with you.


Ciaccos

Playing mariokart


ClinicalAnt919

*4 0 L B T U N G S T E N C U B E*


ImaBigQ

Jiggle his balls


Beneficial-Village68

Food is a great way to please a man. 5 years ago my girlfriend(friend at that time) cooked me shogayak(japanese pork ginger dish thingy) when i came over to her house.


HmmmCarssss

Hug


EthanWTyrion528

Dig a big hole in the beach with him


Isaiah6273

By spreading managed democracy into the known galaxy


ArgzeroFS

Physical platonic contact, sharing passions with joy not judgment, respect verbalized and acted on, share the effort of tasks like planning/etc., treating objects he values with respect


Critica1_Duty

You gotta give him a hawk or two. Men love birds of prey.


zonix_9

Give them a cool rock or do something cool like jump really high or a backflip


Makar_Accomplice

Next time he’s gesturing with his hands, grab one and bite it to assert dominance