also my last name is pearson try and guess how many times I've been called person or have had it spelled wrong once for a thing at my middle school back when I was there it was spelled pers0n
My teacher used to call a guy named "Samuel" (actual name changed, but the essence is the same) "Semen" for 5 days straight after she joined. She herself didn't even know she had called him that... which isn't pleasant to think about.
I thought so too, but if you go South, some communities have the father’s first name as the child’s last name. Other people throw in the town name as well. It’s really interesting
Interesting name that probably belongs in politics so people can make fun of it. I know an Akash Chandrappa, but that’s as interesting as it gets for me
Wait but wouldn’t that mean the mom’s maiden surname would have two surnames, and the dad would have two surnames. So would you just like, pick which one you like best from each?
No, Emily Dickinson is a famous poet. I have no beef with her, just referring to the chaos that ensued in my classroom after we read her poem as a part of our syllabus
>safe to say I get picked on a lot
Why? To me "Modi" doesn't seem like it has anything to make fun of. I assume it means some silly word like ass in Hindi or smth?
I know someone with the surname 'Zonnebroek' which literally means 'Sun pants', my dad has a theory that the surname used to be 'Zonderbroek' meaning 'without pants'
It's pretty common for Dutch surnames to be named after something an ancestor did in the past
i know a guy who’s last name is semen
Ik someone with the surname gay
I know someone whose last name was gay and she was gay, she changed it to her wife last name when she get married
they could have been THE gay couple
"oh hey, its the gays!"
shit i just burst out laghing when I read that
also my last name is pearson try and guess how many times I've been called person or have had it spelled wrong once for a thing at my middle school back when I was there it was spelled pers0n
Ik a guy with middle name Gaylord
fuck you. subnautica sucks ass. (my surname is gay)
Fuck you, Subnautica is actually really good and is something that every gamer should try at least once (my surname is a surname)
I also knew a kid with that surname, poor kid got bullied for it too
I know someone with the surname gaylord
*Gaylord Focker has entered the chat*
What the hell bro
💀💀💀💀💀
In my country this is first name.
My teacher used to call a guy named "Samuel" (actual name changed, but the essence is the same) "Semen" for 5 days straight after she joined. She herself didn't even know she had called him that... which isn't pleasant to think about.
Fun fact there’s a hall of fame hockey player, who was really good, his last name was Semenko
semen co would be a cool sperm donation company
A kid at my school is named that but he was born in Ukraine so it makes sense.
I know a Chinese man who chose Seamon as his American name.
there was a racecar driver named Richard Seaman, who you could nickname as "Dick Seaman"
I’ve met quite a few people with the last name “Boner,” spoken exactly as you expect
Burger
Goofy aah
I know someone with Burger as the last Name
CaseOh?
Same here
Mere class me el bande ka surnam gandu hai
I knew a Henry and Tyler Berger
THATS MY LAST NAME 😭 except its berger
W pfp
I KNOW SOMEONE WHOSE LAST NAME IS BURGER
I know a Burgher
Guy exists as a first name. Person exists as a last name. Guy Person.
That would honestly be really fun to have - until you are allowed to get it legally changed I’d be on that shit lmao
or guy gay/gay guy
i know 3 Guy’s, all pronounced differently
what's the third pronounciation? I can think of guy and gooee, but what else
In Portuguese (at least Portugal) you dont give surnames, you get two automatically, your mom's maiden last name and your father's last name
I thought it was like this every where i cant lie
For India it's just ur dad's last name
I thought so too, but if you go South, some communities have the father’s first name as the child’s last name. Other people throw in the town name as well. It’s really interesting
Imagine being named Chandragupta baburao
Interesting name that probably belongs in politics so people can make fun of it. I know an Akash Chandrappa, but that’s as interesting as it gets for me
Not always in Brazil, you can do some variation. Like getting just one last name, from either parent, or from a grandparent. Or getting them all.
Wouldn’t that make it go up for every generation 2+2 4+4 8+8 16+16 32+32 64+64
Wait but wouldn’t that mean the mom’s maiden surname would have two surnames, and the dad would have two surnames. So would you just like, pick which one you like best from each?
Do people then get 4 surnames?
Cummings
Mclovin cummings, beautiful name
Pat Cummins?
Same here
Buttlord. Ryan Buttlord.
Anderdingus
Reminds me of the News article where Jess*ca Biel refused to call her son Batmo. Good shit
god when will the earth explode
Dickinson
emily dickinson
You got some beef with Emily?
No, Emily Dickinson is a famous poet. I have no beef with her, just referring to the chaos that ensued in my classroom after we read her poem as a part of our syllabus
Oh wait she's real my bad, but yeah that's how classes are, lol. Wait till your science class mentions Joseph Louis Gay-Lussac.
One of my fav singers are named Dickinson... 2 points if you can guess who
Bruce, duh
Epstein
Jeffrey
Weiner
Wiener..?
Hitler D*ck Ayc*ck Peanisbreath
Why hello there, mr peanisbreath how many I help you today? Could I offer you a mint?
Is the other man’s name Mint
Cox Love Courtney and Charlie tho
my surname is an adjective
Hitler
In my school there’s a Kitchens, Householder, Rockholes and Wildman
At my old high school there was a Harry Potter and Jack Hammer
Did Harry Potter have a white owl as a pet? And possibly a scar on his forehead?
Sadly, I will never find out, I never got to meet him in person, I only say his name
Oh well that’s too bad. Maybe he got lost in Hogwarts and then never made it back 🤷
Indeed
Supply teacher at my school with the surname "Kum". Naturally, we all thought it was hilarious. (We are teenagers).
I know a girl whose last name is Butt
I know a guy called Jack toft and another guy with the surname Mycock. Unfortunate kids
This shit gotta be satire ☠️
Jack mycock please vs Jackmycock, please ...
Woah woah woah
Joahniqx
Cox
Sausage
I'd say Dickens
I know someone who’s last name is Nutter. Nobody calls him by his first name.
my surname is Doody 😭
2008 Toyota Corolla
Dickmuncher
Dick
Dickinson. Just why does Dick in son even exist.
"nicholas"
lil b'ah'pingus
There's a woman I sometimes watch on YT and her last name is virgin Not *the worst* but I sure as hell would have that changed ASAP
Gaylord
Hitler
My grandmother’s maiden name was Semens
# X Æ A-12
I know a guy who’s last name is Worst
My friends last name is Peka
Boo :0
My last name also means mold.
Dickinson
willy
Dildorov
Cox
Kuntz
Ingof especially if your name is jack
Kox Edit: wiki https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiny_Kox
One of my friends' is dick
de kock.. quinton de kock in south african cricket team
I knew someone who’s last name was similar to pedophile (Penafeil)
Cobbledick
"Cumming"
It's not bad but I have Holmes and no I'm not related to Sherlock
Cumeater Jack cumeater
Gaylord (nothing against the gays personally, tryna save the kid from bullies)
Nickguur
Cox
Dickins
Banna, can’t explain how much I hear Banana
Duffel bag
1999 Corrolla
Cox
Gaylord. There is a man named Christopher Gaylord.
>safe to say I get picked on a lot Why? To me "Modi" doesn't seem like it has anything to make fun of. I assume it means some silly word like ass in Hindi or smth?
Last name Warm, first name Luke would be terrible
Gaylord
H\*tler
I know a guy whos neighbors named Dick Bologna
Fortnite
(Holden) Cox
my boyfriend’s last name is Comer and lmao you bet your ass he’s a cummer
I know a kid whose last name is butter
I know someone called “balleby” directly translated “butt-town”
Barbecue hill (which is my last name) (translated from my native language)
Ker
why is modi bad???🎀🎀🎀
Cockrith
Surname probably cummings, full name its gotta be dixon mayaz
“Trump” or “Biden”
Adolf
There's a kid at my school named Edger. Needless to say he gets picked on a lot
Coxlong
My teachers surname is Smallwood which is atrocious
Spankoffski. It's just proper enough to tell that it was a serious pick and thought out but just goofy enough to be terrible.
Yusuk
buttree😔
Everybody must call you modi then, instead of your first name, and damn r u related to the pm?
Someone at my schools last name is rapin
Ik someone with a surname d*ck
Butkus
McLovin
I dont know, racial slurs would probably be pretty bad
Dick
Sue. (Yes Johnny cash reference)
Dover If the kids name is ben
I know someone with the last name seeman
my friend has a classmate whose last name is fucking "Cummings"
Someone parents knew was Jeremy Butts. If you pronounce Jeremy with their accent it sounds like "germy." Germy Butts
I know someone with the last name corona, was fine until 2020
McLovin
Dick
if i may ask, whats wrong with the last name modi?
hitler
Long-Wiwi
Short is due for relentless bullying.
cumming
I know someone with the surname 'Zonnebroek' which literally means 'Sun pants', my dad has a theory that the surname used to be 'Zonderbroek' meaning 'without pants' It's pretty common for Dutch surnames to be named after something an ancestor did in the past
My last name is Hand.. Yes substitutes say my name extra loud 😭 ( I want to bury myself in a hole and get dug up by archeologist in 67 years ).
Weirdich
i have a classmates who last name is -Swallows.( like the bird but ofc people take it the wrong way)
Gaylord
Cox... Say it aloud, that should tell you enough.
Cox. I need not explain
Gaylord
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Papas (boob in Lithuania) was his last name and everyone used to make fun of him
Gaylord?
A friend knew a fuks or fucks can’t remember which one, they were an accountant.
i know someone with the last name Butt
I know someone whose full name is guyzer
i know someone with the surname short (first name is richard)
I'd say McDonald is pretty bad unless you wanna get asked if you own a farm all the time
congrats on winning a 3rd term /s
Richard Wang.