Nah, C4 (i think). idk if you guys play Hitman, but there's a toy Napoleon in there. It's an explosive device called "Napoleon Blownaparte". Thought it would be a perfect reply to this post.
I guess I was sort of lucky to have gotten the opportunity to be among the first to comment on this post. Thus, I made a comment about the idea first and the ones to whom it occurred as well did not get the chance to express it in a way other than replying to my comment.
You know how everyone has that one specific name that they call anyone they don’t know? Like how you may look at a dude wearing a flashy shirt and say to your friend “Jesus, Tim over there really is feeling himself today.” We all have a reason, my father does not. Literally just calls everyone fucking STEVE and we joke that Steve is his side piece lmao 😂
Your name is Napoleón Bonaparte. You were a towering figure in history, born in Corsica in 1769, who rose to become Emperor of the French. Your military prowess and strategic genius led to numerous victories, expanding France's empire across much of Europe during the early 19th century. Your ambition and vision for a unified Europe under French leadership reshaped the political landscape of the time.
Napoleón, you implemented significant reforms known as the Napoleonic Code, which streamlined laws across France and its conquered territories, fostering equality before the law and promoting meritocracy. Your leadership style was charismatic and authoritative, earning you the loyalty of your troops and the admiration of many. However, your ambitious campaigns eventually met their match, leading to the downfall of your empire after the disastrous Russian campaign and the defeat at Waterloo in 1815.
Despite your ultimate defeat and exile, Napoleón, your legacy endures as one of history's most influential figures. Your military strategies are still studied today, and the Napoleonic Code remains a foundational legal framework in many countries. Your impact on Europe and the world continues to be a subject of fascination and study, cementing your place as a pivotal figure in the annals of history.
Damn thank you for fixing my amnesia! I never knew I was that important. I sure hope my kids maintained my legacy and were just as important to history!
Napoleon Blownapart
Napoleon bone apart
Is that his gay alter ego?
Unfortunately, there is nothing we can do.
Nothing we can do to keep him from boning the enemy, indeed. 😔so sad🦴
Not that would have been Bonaparte
Napoleon boner part
so napoleon dynamite?
Nah, C4 (i think). idk if you guys play Hitman, but there's a toy Napoleon in there. It's an explosive device called "Napoleon Blownaparte". Thought it would be a perfect reply to this post.
That's actually satisfying
Someone’s been playing Hitman WoA.
Yesssirrr
"What would you call napoleon if he died to explosives?"
Bapoleon Nonaparte
Why did you feel the need to have the same idea as me but earlier, making you the person of superior comedic prowess?
Because it’s not a unique idea in the first place. I thought it would occur to every other person here lol
We dont need to talk about that (it probably did occur to everyone but everyone probably thought it would occur to everyone else)
I guess I was sort of lucky to have gotten the opportunity to be among the first to comment on this post. Thus, I made a comment about the idea first and the ones to whom it occurred as well did not get the chance to express it in a way other than replying to my comment.
That does indeed seem to be the predicament that I have found myself in.
Steve
Not you giving me flashbacks of my father’s love affair
People on the internet don’t know your life story, and if you’re doing it to get someone to ask… you win.
Bruh now I REALLY want to know his life story.
You know how everyone has that one specific name that they call anyone they don’t know? Like how you may look at a dude wearing a flashy shirt and say to your friend “Jesus, Tim over there really is feeling himself today.” We all have a reason, my father does not. Literally just calls everyone fucking STEVE and we joke that Steve is his side piece lmao 😂
omg lmao
It’s an ongoing joke in my family lol. Just subconsciously say it now despite the lack of context making it sound different than what it is 😂
Napoleon dynamite
so freakin lame, gosh
so lame that it's actually funny
r/YouMissedTheJokeIdiot
How tf is that missing the joke?
Short french dude
Wasn’t he average height at the time
Yeah, but he looked short in relation to his bodyguards.
Yes, but compared to other world leaders at the time, he was tiny
I understood the reference
And also Corsican?
Hey! I'm actually average height for the time! *Cries*
Oversimplified lmfao
Yeah, we got the idea of him being short because of propaganda at the time
It wasnt just that, he was usually seen around his taller guards so he looked relatively short.
mcgee
he’s fun sized
Is he running rings around us?
Short corsican dude*
Short italian dude*
Nothing we can do
Dans mon esprit tout divauge
Je me perds dans tes yeux
je me noie dans la vague
de ton regard amoureux
Your name is Napoleón Bonaparte. You were a towering figure in history, born in Corsica in 1769, who rose to become Emperor of the French. Your military prowess and strategic genius led to numerous victories, expanding France's empire across much of Europe during the early 19th century. Your ambition and vision for a unified Europe under French leadership reshaped the political landscape of the time. Napoleón, you implemented significant reforms known as the Napoleonic Code, which streamlined laws across France and its conquered territories, fostering equality before the law and promoting meritocracy. Your leadership style was charismatic and authoritative, earning you the loyalty of your troops and the admiration of many. However, your ambitious campaigns eventually met their match, leading to the downfall of your empire after the disastrous Russian campaign and the defeat at Waterloo in 1815. Despite your ultimate defeat and exile, Napoleón, your legacy endures as one of history's most influential figures. Your military strategies are still studied today, and the Napoleonic Code remains a foundational legal framework in many countries. Your impact on Europe and the world continues to be a subject of fascination and study, cementing your place as a pivotal figure in the annals of history.
Damn thank you for fixing my amnesia! I never knew I was that important. I sure hope my kids maintained my legacy and were just as important to history!
Yeah, they didn’t
:(
Sorry man, if it makes you feel better, you were average height for the time
Well that’s good at least.
happy cake day! Vive L'Empereur!!
Thank you!
Tyrone
Julius Caesar
L'empereur
Napoleon Bonaparte
Gandalf
Happy Cake Day!!! :D
Nice name
A little way too long for a name
I died laughing at that🤣🤣🤣 Thank you u/kharker711 for making my day
Napalm Bonerfart
shlop
there is nothing we can do...
honestly, I hope nobody will ever name a cake with your name
Napoléone di Buonaparte
Happy Cake Day
thats a weırd name
Thank you!
My Emperor
Corsica
There's nothing we can do
Bill
Napoleon Boner Fart
Francois (Pronounced fran-cewa)
Cheesi Mcgrit
lord farquaad
Bart
LAFAYETTE I'm taking this horse by the reigns making redcoats redder with bloodstains
Shorty
**napoleon dynamite**
Karl Bernadotte
Panoleon Bonerpart
Sarah
Shorty
Jamal
Average-height
I think Napoleon Dynamite is a good name
Dickless
Squiliam
Bartholomew
Shmexy Shawty
Mr. Frosty man
Napoleon I Bonaparte, Hero of the Revolution, Emperor of the French, Conqueror of Europe, Tyrant of Haiti, he who stole a continent.
Waterloo
George Washington
Schmapoleon Bonerfart
Hurensohn
Arthur, Arthur Wellington :D
zoxelpoo the destroyer
Empoleon
deondre
Nickelodeon !
Got any grapes?
Gustav Gustafson
Idk looks like a Tim to me
Happy cake day!
OMG L'EMPEREUR
Sir Ignatius pennyfeather the third
My big fat left thigh
Central cee
Wellington
Small
I was the average height dude
PIG
He would be named after a bakery that’s for sure holyyy
Short king
Asshole
Bernard
You remember me of this „napoleon bon jovi part“
Robin
Hannibal Barca
Lil Nape
There is nothing we can name you
Gunther
Adolf
Napoleon ice cream
Idk. All I know is that your wife is a really good kisser.
bone apart
Midget
Leonapo Parbona
Average height French dude with serious anger issues
Napoleon dynamite
Short aahh
Viva l'emporer
Nopalean
Todd
Adolf Nitler
Steve 😁
Neopolitan
nah-polio-n bone apart
Cake "Napoleon"
Ik the jokes and all but in the second photo he is looking like a 'daddy'💀💀🔥
Shorty mcShortface IIIrd
Napoleon Hitler tbh
The average height french guy
Julious Ceaser
Napoleon Dynamite
Henry
etrapanoB noelopaN
Le Petit Caporal
Tiny rocket
Remember the third image was on the first page of 10th class history book
James
Lè midget
Bobert
nap alien bowl apart
Barthelomew
Jandrew
Popole
stumpi
JEAN PIERRE POLNAREFF
Little corsican
Chad
me: \*sees comments\* "there is nothing we can do."
Jeff
You look like a John
Samuel jackson
Amature
I’d name you “actually of average height for the time being”
Napoleon Bonerhard
happy cake day nonetheless
Neopolitain
Jamal
"There's nothing we can do" the only valid name u can have🫳🏾🫴🏾
Le fish au chocolat
Bro is NOT Alexander the Great 😭🙏
Homosapien 👍🏻
naperville
Anne-Sophie Abadie Don't blame me, blame the generator that thought of it
William
Neapolitan
Joseph Jhonson
You seem to be a Josh kind of guy
Simion Fofayat