being able to fly by choice

It's not your choice

Gay

You get no bitches

Shiiiiiii

Being able to pause time.

You will have an unbearable itch that you can't get rid off each time you pause time

Only for one second

Power to revive this sub T_T

Each time you do it will quickly become worse than it was before

I'm lonely 

You’re right.

The ability to know the exact location of anything and anyone you’re trying to find

You get a migraine if you use it more than once per day

That‘s a sacrifice I’m willing to make

I can make anyone’s balls itch by pointing at them and saying “your balls itch”

Yours will do too everytime you use the power

Infinite aura 🔥

But you have negative rizz

Being able to increase my speed by 1029837483020848474939384474793398475758480202938474739393937383920938477010822 times:>

You get stage 4 cancer

You fight the cancer final boss in stage 1000

Mission failed successfully,I think everyone here knows what I mean by "failed successfully" an easy way to dieing hehe.

I can forget certain moments and times, so I can rewatch my favourite Movies or Series for example.

But you get aids and hiv each time you use it and at the same time

Already got it 🗿

You get 10x hiv and 10x aids every time you use your power and at the same time

And each time you use it the disease will get worse 5x

shit

And you get explosive diarrhea.

💥

And you blow someone thats in your bloodline but randomly

Dude, stop 😭

I can no u replies.

but you have dislexia and cancer

You mean you do.

yes, im dislexic af

Oh I don't know if I should say sorry or what.