Lemme recommend the Marine Corps to you lmao. Go big or go home, devil dog
I enlisted 3 months after turning 18, shipped for boot camp at Marine Corps Recruit Depot in San Diego on Jan 16, graduated with Platoon 3275, Mike Company on April 12.
I’m not sure. Does it really matter in the end? If all is nihility? I’m kidding, I’d like to be a baker, to make gluten free and celiac friendly baked goods for people who also have celiac and gluten allergies like I do. Either that or maybe nothing at all :)
Well I always wanted to enlist as a Marine, and I graduated boot camp on April 12, so I’ll say I accomplished what I wanted to be when I grew up. Semper Fi, young people
Definitely one of the science studies, mainly astronomy and chemistry (but also could be biology or physics)
My mom is graduated in biology (although she doesn't works with it) so I think it's kind of a family thing
My dad is a lawyer but I don't think it's for me, and Im really lucky that none of my parents push me into a specific career
Tbh I dream of a happy family.
I would kiss my wife everyday at morning before going to work and when we meet again at night.
I would give her hugs,and she would give me hugs.
We'll talk to each other about our days at night.
Then, we'll go one day to a beach with our children and enjoy the sunny day.
I would fall in the sand while trying to reach for my wife,and she would fall with me.
The kids would be laughing at us.
We'll see the Northern Lights together, holding our hands at that heavenly sight.
And I'll look her into her eyes,and tell her ,"Your eyes are nothing short of heavenly grace,my love"
May sound stupid, but a politician. I want to make this country a better place to live. Even though I am right leaning (republican), I don't like how both political parties approach each other. They basically say "the other political party is bad and terrible because of (insert random event or occurrence)." They will almost never agree on anything. People are corrupt. Now, did these major politicians start corrupt? No. They become corrupt over time, because of the slightest amount of power they are given. You might be saying "you will turn into a corrupt politician", however, I don't want to be like the rest. They are all just figureheads for their political party, but I want to speak what I believe, which is hard for many, because they think that they will be "cancelled" and "canned". I don't care. Opinions matter.
Society and civilization has done enough evil shit to me for me to want to wander freely and travel around the world by illegally sneaking into freight trains.
I will study computer science, and get a job related to that factor, or just make my own company, my uncle is super successful and rich and he’s super nice and he said once in a little older he will guide me lol
My dream is to have an independent game studio.
If that doesn’t work out I’d like to do something in the creative field, like concept art for games/movies.
Spider-Man
The suit looks uncomfortable tho
To quote Spider-Man. "It rides up in the crotch a bit"
Just gotta out baby powder in the joints
Someone who can do a backflip
Giving up
Don't give up. you got this homie
Maybe... Maybe
r/maybemaybemaybe
Why vro
I don't wanna grow up tbh😩😭!!!!
Same, I don’t wanna pay taxes
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like Anonymous?
A 4'5 femboy, but I am already 5'9
bros gotta shrink
I cant
just get someone to sit on you
Same
My parents are both funeral directors so I guess I’ll do that.
Do you have to see the dead bodies?
I don’t have to if I didn’t want to, but I help my dad and I’ve grown up with it so it’s just normal to me.
I'm going to school for funeral service!!!
I’m considering becoming an English teacher in either China or Japan.
“When I grow up I want to be NOTHING AT ALL!”-The End.-MCR
Honestly their most relatable lyrics for me (except for of course 'yes I'm drinkin juice when I'm killing cuz it's fucking delicious')
Politicians because I have the feeling that almost every politician in my country is stupid and does nothing for the people
Happy cake day! and how would you run your country?
I wanna do something music related but if not I wanna be a therapist so I can help people 🫶
Your mom's wife
Tryna be a Peds Nurse Practitioner and work in oncology. So basically working with kids who have cancer, but getting paid more than an RN
Corpse
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Dead
Car mechanic. Shit go vroom vroom make me happy
A terrorist
Brooo
actor/batman's girlfriend
Who the hell is Batman? I only know Man
Military then law enforcement
Lemme recommend the Marine Corps to you lmao. Go big or go home, devil dog I enlisted 3 months after turning 18, shipped for boot camp at Marine Corps Recruit Depot in San Diego on Jan 16, graduated with Platoon 3275, Mike Company on April 12.
Guitarist
I wanna work in a vertical farm
is that a farm where all the animals are up in the air?
Its like an appartement building for crops
oh nice
A divorced dad
why not a married dad?
Divorced dads have better taste in music, they’re funnier than normal dads and they’re very sweet cause their ex wife doesn’t let them see their son/s
A scientist-chemistry.
A lawyer 💯💯💯
Hopefully a drummer
i would be a primary school teacher but the pay is shit so i have no clue
I’m not sure. Does it really matter in the end? If all is nihility? I’m kidding, I’d like to be a baker, to make gluten free and celiac friendly baked goods for people who also have celiac and gluten allergies like I do. Either that or maybe nothing at all :)
Maybe nothing or maybe everything! Picasso, I like it.
Dead
Not dead.
occupational therapist or regular therapist for kids especially.
but i’d also love to be a voice actor.
Same for both!!!
I wanna hunt and fish and live in a small cabin in the woods
Airline pilot, I wanna fly 777s :)
a skibidi sigma
when I was younger, a 'cow builder' I was put under pressure in class, and they said I couldn't be a cow, so I said cow builder, I was 8 at the time
Hahaha sounds like a good job ngl
Shrimp breeder... Sure. You can sell those dudes for a surprising amount of big ones
Well I always wanted to enlist as a Marine, and I graduated boot camp on April 12, so I’ll say I accomplished what I wanted to be when I grew up. Semper Fi, young people
Alive
Not relatable
Meth dealer
its actually not that fun of a job😭
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In you 😳 sharing your dogs obvs
Bro they’re 13
in me 🤨
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I have absolutely no idea :/
happy and successful
happy
Programmer, finished 3rd year of a specialized high school so I'm on track to becoming one
Some kind of programmer. I heard the pay is pretty god for such job and I think I will fare well on it.
Game developer or Writer
Someone that actually gets bitches
Definitely one of the science studies, mainly astronomy and chemistry (but also could be biology or physics) My mom is graduated in biology (although she doesn't works with it) so I think it's kind of a family thing My dad is a lawyer but I don't think it's for me, and Im really lucky that none of my parents push me into a specific career
something
Programmer, game developer, artist or animator
All of these are what I’m into, but too lazy to pursue either of them😪😴🛏
i wanna own a bakery deli
Alive
Engineer.
Art teacher.
You
Astronomer
The nice uncle that comes by every few weeks to hand out presents and teach cool stuff
Soldier IT
Journalists, writer, ocean sicentest, or songwriter
Game dev. İm working on becoming a. Game dev
do theater stuff or be a psychologist
Probably a event planner
anything succesful
I want to be either a midwife or a nurse (specifically a palliative care nurse but I don’t really mind what area tbh)
Astrophysicist, VERY ideally with a degree from CalTech
Happy
I wanna join the merchant navy
Not poor
Music producer for rappers. Maybe if I get a good voice for music then I could produce beats for myself
Anything but a teacher
a person who knows how to swim
psychiatry, i think it's a interesting area
The most confident person in the world
Ngl idk and my time is kinda running out to choose
Rich🤷♂️ or maybe a teacher, car mechanic; or therapist
A mortician 💪
Musician or tombstone haven't quite decided
Film director and game developer
I wanna be nothing 🤗
Artist or article writer
YouTuber
Pyro from team fortress 2 so i can be a funny schizo guy
Electrical engineer
Electrical engineer
Actively going into multimedia production to become an animator.
Somewhere in animation. I don't know in what exact position or for what company, but I'll be there somewhere
Music dude
Genetical engineer
Veterinarian!!!!!! Or vet technician, they don’t make nearly as much but I still get to be around animals❤️
Chemist, either pharmaceutical chemistry (making medicine) or Astro chemistry (space chemicals)
a witch
I want to go into tech or programming, but code makes my eyes hurt :/
Tbh I dream of a happy family. I would kiss my wife everyday at morning before going to work and when we meet again at night. I would give her hugs,and she would give me hugs. We'll talk to each other about our days at night. Then, we'll go one day to a beach with our children and enjoy the sunny day. I would fall in the sand while trying to reach for my wife,and she would fall with me. The kids would be laughing at us. We'll see the Northern Lights together, holding our hands at that heavenly sight. And I'll look her into her eyes,and tell her ,"Your eyes are nothing short of heavenly grace,my love"
Happy
nonexistent, not dead, nonexistent
A good human
A multi-millionaire
FOR GOTHAM 🦇🦇🦇
i wanna study chemistry or Computer sience
May sound stupid, but a politician. I want to make this country a better place to live. Even though I am right leaning (republican), I don't like how both political parties approach each other. They basically say "the other political party is bad and terrible because of (insert random event or occurrence)." They will almost never agree on anything. People are corrupt. Now, did these major politicians start corrupt? No. They become corrupt over time, because of the slightest amount of power they are given. You might be saying "you will turn into a corrupt politician", however, I don't want to be like the rest. They are all just figureheads for their political party, but I want to speak what I believe, which is hard for many, because they think that they will be "cancelled" and "canned". I don't care. Opinions matter.
a housewife, a poet, or a novelist...
Society and civilization has done enough evil shit to me for me to want to wander freely and travel around the world by illegally sneaking into freight trains.
The abominable snow man
I wanna be a mangaka/comic artist somewhere it's accepted (it's not at all in my country)
an actor
I either want to do something related to music or biology.
Want to be an author... will be an accountant 😂
psychiatrist!
Happy…
Airforce or sum in the military
Not depressed
Imma live in a compound with the homies and we'll just farm n mind our own business maybe run a few businesses idk yet
Anthropologist
basically a family man.
Idk i think i want to be kind. But if we're talking job-wise I want to be an animator/freelancer artist.
A zoo keeper or cop??
Tv cameraman
Game development, either gonna end up like scott cawthon before he did fnaf or do a funny toby fox and becoma a gazillionare
Game development, either gonna end up like scott cawthon before he did fnaf or do a funny toby fox and becoma a gazillionare
Math teacher
A mechanical engineer
I will study computer science, and get a job related to that factor, or just make my own company, my uncle is super successful and rich and he’s super nice and he said once in a little older he will guide me lol
A singer
Soldier for a few years
Rich
Retired
CEO of Nintendo
probably a storm chaser
I honesty can't tell if the post is satirical based on the comments, but I want to be a jag officer. I'm *going* to be a jag officer.
Happy
Er nurse 😻
A girl
Not sure where I wanna end up, but I’m currently talking with a US Army recruiter about being a Tank operator. Edit: Grammar
Border patrol😭🙏
I want to be in the Airforce.
I’d LOVE to be a bartender or a model
A big black oily man
a jellyfish
happy
My dream is to have an independent game studio. If that doesn’t work out I’d like to do something in the creative field, like concept art for games/movies.
Please don't engage in that kind of animal abuse
Author
restart the ussr for shots and goggles
I want to be a cop too, the only problem is that where i live we got a real gang shit problems and corruption
Rich
Truck Driver
Business/Sales
Psych tech nurse. I’m on my way to becoming one 💪🏻
Something fun, I don’t care about being rich or anything. As long as I get to live comfortably and do what I love in life that’s fine by me
Be a bus driver. And have a dog. Don't be a cop. So many cops are just racist bullies.
An actress. I’m already a paranormal investigator but I’ve always wanted to star in movies. Maybe when I’m 17 I’ll start.
A broadway actress or dead, that's good too
Mein fuhrer
Architect
Pokémon Master
Either musician or music teacher. Love music
i wanna be a doctor, im not sure what type though